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#367881 - 10/15/08 04:15 PM Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
Willie D Offline

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Ever wanted to ask a question of Dara Fjord without all the bullshit, longwinded half-answers? Well, according to this thread, Roger T Pipe is going to "interview" porno javelin catcher Dara Fjord.

I told Rog we would start a thread of potential questions he could pull from. Post 'em here. I'm sure Rog will check in to review them.

I'd like to know when Dara stopped smoking crack.


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#367882 - 10/15/08 04:36 PM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
Jigaloo Offline
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I'd like to know how much tape Darrah uses to hide her cock between her legs. And did she learn that from Danny DeArmond?
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#367883 - 10/15/08 04:38 PM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
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Quote:


According to this thread, Roger T Pipe is going to "interview" porno javelin catcher Dara Fjord.

I told Rog we would start a thread of potential questions he could pull from. Post 'em here. I'm sure Rog will check in to review them.

I'd like to know when Dara stopped smoking crack.




Rog interviewing Darrah :rolleyes: reminds me of two kids playing with daddy's tape recorder and asking each other silly interview questions with no tape in the machine.

On a side note, if she's banned and the judge has placed a restraining order on her, shouldn't the order work both ways? What kills her particular personality type more than insulting questions would be a total lack of attention from anyone. 20 minutes in a sensory deprivation chamber would probably induce suicide.

I was kind of digging the last few days of static-free radio.

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#367884 - 10/15/08 04:41 PM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
Anonymous
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Where to begin? How about: Why should anyone take you or your blog seriously when you have no knowledge about (or contacts within) the Adult Industry? When you defend parasites like Shelley Lubben, take tips from the likes of Sergio "Smartt" Martorelli and libel porners and pervs alike with impunity?

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#367885 - 10/15/08 06:24 PM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
irk Offline
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Wow, he really can't get anybody nowadays, can he?

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#367886 - 10/15/08 08:05 PM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
cqd Offline
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Question for Darrah:

When did your mother start to shit into your vagina?
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#367887 - 10/15/08 10:54 PM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
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I think Rog should ask her if she knew that Randy West has been in the business for over thirty years.
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#367888 - 10/16/08 01:12 AM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
gia jordan Offline
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Darrah, you caught your brother jacking off in your chair in your room when you were kids. Have you read Flowers in the Attic?

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#367889 - 10/16/08 06:35 AM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
Outback Whack Offline
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Darrah, did you hear that Marc Wallice and Chasey Lain both just died of suspected drug overdoses in a Motel 6 room in Long Beach?

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#367890 - 10/16/08 09:16 AM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
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Quote:

Darrah, you caught your brother jacking off in your chair in your room when you were kids. Have you read Flowers in the Attic?




Great book and the movie was decent.

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#367891 - 10/16/08 01:44 PM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
Roger T Pipe Offline
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Thank you Jim. These are solid, fair questions. They will be asked.
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#367892 - 10/16/08 01:45 PM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
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Dean....are you sure he hasn't been dead for 30 years?
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#367893 - 10/16/08 03:45 PM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
Gigi Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Darrah, you caught your brother jacking off in your chair in your room when you were kids. Have you read Flowers in the Attic?




Great book and the movie was decent.


my favorite was "heaven." i used to masturbate to the part when she banged her adoptive father. close second was the "my sweet audrina" gangbang
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#367894 - 10/16/08 03:50 PM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
melpster Offline
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She was my cousin.

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#367895 - 10/16/08 03:52 PM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
Gigi Offline
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v.c. andrews? really? my god, i must have read each of her books ten times. at least.
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#367896 - 10/16/08 04:44 PM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
melpster Offline
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Yes, well, kind of a distant cousin really. I never met her, and I read all of her books (up to her death) before I even knew she was a relative. I often heard my great aunt natter on distainfully about "Cousin Virginia and her dirty books", but I never had any idea until around 1988 or so, shortly before VC died.

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#367897 - 10/16/08 04:53 PM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
Gigi Offline
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that's awesome! "dirty" books they were; i look back and can't really believe my mother bought them for me. i loved the "casteel" series. i never read her ghost-written books; i doubted that her true spirit could have been captured by another writer.
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#367898 - 10/16/08 05:06 PM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
melpster Offline
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Boy, you said it Gigi. I read one of her ghost written books and wow, you could tell the difference. Even down to the littlest details, like how Andrews always emphasized Fanny Casteel's dark eyes and how much she envied Heaven's blue eyes. The ghost written sequel has Fanny with blue eyes, as if she had always had them. Small quibble, but that really irked me.

And my mom bought them for me too! Even she didn't know about the relation. How innocent our parents were then, weren't they?

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#367899 - 10/16/08 08:30 PM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
Willie D Offline

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Quote:

Dean....are you sure he hasn't been dead for 30 years?



Somewhere in CT, Roy Firestone is asking the same question.

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#367900 - 10/16/08 10:31 PM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
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Quote:

Dean....are you sure he hasn't been dead for 30 years?




Judging by the loads he dropped even thirty years ago I would have to say yes.
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#367901 - 10/16/08 11:59 PM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
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Registered: 01/13/07
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The Willie v. Darrah feud has the potential to be epic. Now that Darrah has had more time to reflect, what does she think of Willie and his banning of her?

Also, Rog describes Darrah as outspoken, controversial, and some even finding her annoying in his announcement. As a follow up to Jim B's question regarding porn insiders, would she expect to get more porn insiders to cooperate with, and even participate in her blog while maintaining this attitude? It's not like insiders are just going to be able to go there and expect positive publicity.

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#367902 - 10/17/08 01:55 AM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
Mark_J Offline
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Quote:

The Willie v. Darrah feud has the potential to be epic. Now that Darrah has had more time to reflect, what does she think of Willie and his banning of her?<snip>




Far too rational a question to apply to an irrational situation. Imagine you've locked a hungry rat into a dark box for a week. Now let it out - that's Darrah, dashing for the reply button to hit every topic in existence.

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#367903 - 10/17/08 03:30 AM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
gia jordan Offline
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Darrah, what was your profession before porn journalism?
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#367904 - 10/17/08 11:56 AM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
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Registered: 12/01/05
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Quote:

Darrah, what was your profession before porn journalism?


She was fanboy A.C. Cream

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#367905 - 10/17/08 12:02 PM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
3SB Offline
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Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
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Quote:

Yes, well, kind of a distant cousin really. I never met her, and I read all of her books (up to her death) before I even knew she was a relative. I often heard my great aunt natter on distainfully about "Cousin Virginia and her dirty books", but I never had any idea until around 1988 or so, shortly before VC died.


I masturbated like mad to that series.

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#367906 - 10/17/08 10:23 PM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
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Quote:

Darrah, what was your profession before porn journalism?




That's assuming she has a profession now.

It would be simpler for her if one would ask if she has ever had a profession.

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#367907 - 10/18/08 12:56 AM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
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Posts: 90
Darrah, when's the last time you got laid?

Darrah, how much do you weigh?

Darrah, what's up with all the cat pictures on your blog?

Darrah, why did you ask John McCain if Obama was an Arab?




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#367908 - 10/18/08 08:29 AM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
Anonymous
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Quote:

Darrah, why did you ask John McCain if Obama was an Arab?






I think she got this last one from S*@%tt.

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#367909 - 10/18/08 08:56 PM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
moxxie maddron Offline
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Quote:

that's awesome! "dirty" books they were; i look back and can't really believe my mother bought them for me. i loved the "casteel" series. i never read her ghost-written books; i doubted that her true spirit could have been captured by another writer.



I read them all at an entirely too young age for the content Im sure.. My Mom flipped when she relized what they were about.. I loved all the VC Andrews books.. Hhmm... wonder if that explains anything, lol..
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#367910 - 10/18/08 10:24 PM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
Da Burglar Offline
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Quote:

I read them all at an entirely too young age for the content Im sure.. My Mom flipped when she relized what they were about.. I loved all the VC Andrews books.. Hhmm... wonder if that explains anything, lol..





Why do i get the impression of a 13 year old Moxxie reading dirty books and looking at porn as being boner inspiring....omg forgive me Moxx!

its just picturing you, freshfaced and horny with raging teen hormones, with your jeans down around your ankles, and a paperback book in one hand witht he other touching yourself, is hottness.

Tell me, when did you become aware of the "POWER" you had as a young girl, and when did you first use it for your own advantage/pleasure on Older perverted men (like me)???
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#367911 - 10/18/08 11:40 PM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
Willie D Offline

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All I can say is: best of hope to Rog. Rog is a cool cucumber; hopefully he will expose this pusillaminous "alleged" female.

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#367912 - 11/18/08 10:04 PM Dar Fjord = Complete Fraud
Willie D Offline

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Update: Darrah Ford refused to be interviewed by phone or in person, so Rog graciously allowed Dar Fjord to be "interviewed" by AOL messenger.

Guess what?

He never responded to that either.

Dara Fjord turned out to be a total flake and impostor. The only cretin who takes pity on her now is Snowman from raincoatreviews. Apparently, Dara/his brand of stupidity is valued there. However, in Snowman's defense, he has a deep, intense hatred of the PornDonald. I honestly hope the epitaph of Dara Fjord reads,

He wrote about porn,
Tried to make people gag;
But he wasn't real,
He was just a fag.

Good Luck, Mr Dara Fjord. Good luck being a douchebag.

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#367913 - 11/19/08 03:18 AM Re: Dar Fjord = Complete Fraud
gia jordan Offline
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Maybe he can interview Frog.
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#367914 - 11/19/08 05:07 AM Re: Dar Fjord = Complete Fraud
Snowman Offline
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Hate = Love, so in no way would I say I have a "deep, intense hatred" toward Donny. However, I do not find him endearing and would never do business or otherwise associate with him.

I do enjoy Darrah's participation on my forum. I'll ask her if she would like to be interviewed. I generally do not conduct interviews via e-mail or IM, so it would likely be in person or on the telephone. If she agrees, I'll let you guys know and give everyone an opportunity to submit any burning potential interview questions you may have.

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#367915 - 11/19/08 11:38 AM Re: Dar Fjord = Complete Fraud
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snowman, no offense but does interviewing a nobody really still qualify as an interview?


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#367916 - 11/19/08 12:10 PM Re: Dar Fjord = Complete Fraud
cqd Offline
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It does, as much as talking to a hobo qualifies as journalism.
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#367917 - 11/19/08 02:05 PM Re: Dar Fjord = Complete Fraud
Snowman Offline
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Quote:

snowman, no offense but does interviewing a nobody really still qualify as an interview?





Well, she does maintain a blog about the porn industry and contributes to LIB. And for a "nobody" she sure riles a lot of people up. Like it or not, she's become somewhat of a public figure on the fringes of porn. And Conquistador makes a good point. The interview subject does not need to be famous to qualify as legitimate journalism. One could think of this as a human interest piece. I believe a lot of porn fans and industry people on the Net would be curious to learn more about her, even if they mostly find her annoying.

I've also recently considered interviewing regular porn fans.
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#367918 - 11/19/08 02:12 PM Re: Dar Fjord = Complete Fraud
cqd Offline
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Posts: 4795
@Snowman:

Quote:

I believe a lot of porn fans and industry people on the Net would be curious to learn more about her




I think that people who have already been exposed to "her" might find learning about her entertaining.

But those of us who are familiar with "her" would rather "she" just went away quietly.

To me she seems like a perfectly good publicity stunt gone wrong/renegade. And then she promptly shot herself in the foot.

And is limping along.

I hope this damaged creature survives but I have no interest in it's writing. It has already proven itself as a dishonest writer.

Hope that makes sense, Snowman.
Take care.

EDIT: a few spelling fuck ups.


Edited by conquistador (11/19/08 02:16 PM)
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#367919 - 11/19/08 08:28 PM Re: Dar Fjord = Complete Fraud
Willie D Offline

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Quote:


Well, she does maintain a blog about the porn industry



So do I. Ask Guapo on this forum, he's so obsessed with it he promised to remind me when I failed to update it. Of course, Guapo is a douchebag, but that's just jibber jabber.

Quote:

And for a "nobody" she sure riles a lot of people up. Like it or not, she's become somewhat of a public figure on the fringes of porn.



Not lately; no one is picking up her shit because she does nothing more than picking up other people's stories. Imagine what she'd do to your analysis of John T Bone.

Quote:

I believe a lot of porn fans and industry people on the Net would be curious to learn more about her, even if they mostly find her annoying.



Sno-bro, you know I love your forum because you and I share that intense hatred of that herpes-infected dickweed...well I'm not allowed to say his name here. But we gotta stick together, bro. C'mon.

Quote:

I've also recently considered interviewing regular porn fans.


No joke, interview someone who runs a file sharing website. Find out what makes them tick, and do what they do. I know English may not be their first language, I can help translating from Spanish, German, and in the unlikely event, Gaelic.

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#367920 - 12/05/08 08:54 AM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
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Loc: SoCal
Not going to happen. Darrah has asked me not to run the interview she gave me. Not sure what's going on, but that's the latest. Sorry I never got to ask some of the good questions you guys posted.
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#367921 - 12/05/08 09:18 AM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
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How about Gia's suggestion: Interview this "Frog" guy and see if it's not just Drrh pulling a "monsieur."


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#367922 - 12/06/08 12:05 AM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
Roger T Pipe Offline
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Registered: 08/07/03
Posts: 116
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Quote:

How about Gia's suggestion: Interview this "Frog" guy and see if it's not just Drrh pulling a "monsieur."






I'll pass. I think I've learned my lesson. And to all those who warned me.....have an "I told you so" drink on me.
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#367923 - 12/06/08 12:11 AM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
Dick Dastardly Offline
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What a fucking tease. I seriously wanna know what the idgit had to say. Fuck, I take that back, I just want to see the questions that Rog asked, to hell with her answers!
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#367924 - 12/06/08 08:41 AM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
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Ever the gentleman, Rog started off with some softball questions. Apparently, even these were too tough for Drrh:

1. Who is Darrah Ford?
2. How did you decide to take Luke Ford’s last name?
3. Why blog about porn?
4. What do you expect when you started? (In terms of reaction, access etc?)
5. How have Luke Ford readers reacted to your blog?
6. What has been the most interesting story (to you) since you began your blog?
7. What has been the most disturbing story?
8. What do you see as the most important issues facing the adult industry today?
9. Do you hate porn?
10. Do you hate porn people?

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#367925 - 12/06/08 09:56 AM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
RenfieldGyps Offline
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I believe Darrah is the black Tyra, the lurker who used to show up at everything and thing she was a "real" photographer. Anyone else think it's her???

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#367926 - 12/06/08 01:47 PM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
You mean Tara? Hmmmmn.
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#367927 - 12/06/08 11:14 PM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
Dick Dastardly Offline
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I propose a Tara 'the Anaheim Negress' -v- Gila Monster Jordan showdown @ AEE.

Who takes better photos? Gia, or "freepornstarpix", lol?

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#367928 - 12/07/08 10:19 AM Re: Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Quote:

You mean Tara? Hmmmmn.


LOL yes Tara.

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