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#367881 - 10/15/08 04:15 PM
Dara Fjord To Be Interviewed by Rog T Pipe
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Porn Jesus
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Ever wanted to ask a question of Dara Fjord without all the bullshit, longwinded half-answers? Well, according to this thread, Roger T Pipe is going to "interview" porno javelin catcher Dara Fjord.
I told Rog we would start a thread of potential questions he could pull from. Post 'em here. I'm sure Rog will check in to review them.
I'd like to know when Dara stopped smoking crack.
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#367883 - 10/15/08 04:38 PM
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According to this thread, Roger T Pipe is going to "interview" porno javelin catcher Dara Fjord.
I told Rog we would start a thread of potential questions he could pull from. Post 'em here. I'm sure Rog will check in to review them.
I'd like to know when Dara stopped smoking crack.
Rog interviewing Darrah :rolleyes: reminds me of two kids playing with daddy's tape recorder and asking each other silly interview questions with no tape in the machine.
On a side note, if she's banned and the judge has placed a restraining order on her, shouldn't the order work both ways? What kills her particular personality type more than insulting questions would be a total lack of attention from anyone. 20 minutes in a sensory deprivation chamber would probably induce suicide.
I was kind of digging the last few days of static-free radio.
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#367884 - 10/15/08 04:41 PM
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Where to begin? How about: Why should anyone take you or your blog seriously when you have no knowledge about (or contacts within) the Adult Industry? When you defend parasites like Shelley Lubben, take tips from the likes of Sergio "Smartt" Martorelli and libel porners and pervs alike with impunity?
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#367885 - 10/15/08 06:24 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/07/08
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Wow, he really can't get anybody nowadays, can he?
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#367886 - 10/15/08 08:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Question for Darrah:
When did your mother start to shit into your vagina?
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#367887 - 10/15/08 10:54 PM
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Registered: 08/05/05
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I think Rog should ask her if she knew that Randy West has been in the business for over thirty years.
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#367888 - 10/16/08 01:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Darrah, you caught your brother jacking off in your chair in your room when you were kids. Have you read Flowers in the Attic?
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#367890 - 10/16/08 09:16 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Darrah, you caught your brother jacking off in your chair in your room when you were kids. Have you read Flowers in the Attic?
Great book and the movie was decent.
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#367891 - 10/16/08 01:44 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/07/03
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Thank you Jim. These are solid, fair questions. They will be asked.
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#367892 - 10/16/08 01:45 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/07/03
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Dean....are you sure he hasn't been dead for 30 years?
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#367894 - 10/16/08 03:50 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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#367895 - 10/16/08 03:52 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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v.c. andrews? really? my god, i must have read each of her books ten times. at least.
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#367897 - 10/16/08 04:53 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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that's awesome! "dirty" books they were; i look back and can't really believe my mother bought them for me. i loved the "casteel" series. i never read her ghost-written books; i doubted that her true spirit could have been captured by another writer.
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#367899 - 10/16/08 08:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Dean....are you sure he hasn't been dead for 30 years?
Somewhere in CT, Roy Firestone is asking the same question.
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#367902 - 10/17/08 01:55 AM
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The Willie v. Darrah feud has the potential to be epic. Now that Darrah has had more time to reflect, what does she think of Willie and his banning of her?<snip>
Far too rational a question to apply to an irrational situation. Imagine you've locked a hungry rat into a dark box for a week. Now let it out - that's Darrah, dashing for the reply button to hit every topic in existence.
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#367903 - 10/17/08 03:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Darrah, what was your profession before porn journalism?
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#367904 - 10/17/08 11:56 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/01/05
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Darrah, what was your profession before porn journalism?
She was fanboy A.C. Cream
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#367905 - 10/17/08 12:02 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Yes, well, kind of a distant cousin really. I never met her, and I read all of her books (up to her death) before I even knew she was a relative. I often heard my great aunt natter on distainfully about "Cousin Virginia and her dirty books", but I never had any idea until around 1988 or so, shortly before VC died.
I masturbated like mad to that series.
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#367907 - 10/18/08 12:56 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/12/06
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Darrah, when's the last time you got laid?
Darrah, how much do you weigh?
Darrah, what's up with all the cat pictures on your blog?
Darrah, why did you ask John McCain if Obama was an Arab?
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#367908 - 10/18/08 08:29 AM
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Darrah, why did you ask John McCain if Obama was an Arab?
I think she got this last one from S*@%tt.
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#367912 - 11/18/08 10:04 PM
Dar Fjord = Complete Fraud
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Porn Jesus
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Update: Darrah Ford refused to be interviewed by phone or in person, so Rog graciously allowed Dar Fjord to be "interviewed" by AOL messenger. Guess what? He never responded to that either. Dara Fjord turned out to be a total flake and impostor. The only cretin who takes pity on her now is Snowman from raincoatreviews. Apparently, Dara/his brand of stupidity is valued there. However, in Snowman's defense, he has a deep, intense hatred of the PornDonald. I honestly hope the epitaph of Dara Fjord reads, He wrote about porn, Tried to make people gag; But he wasn't real, He was just a fag. Good Luck, Mr Dara Fjord. Good luck being a douchebag.
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#367913 - 11/19/08 03:18 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Maybe he can interview Frog.
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#367916 - 11/19/08 12:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
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It does, as much as talking to a hobo qualifies as journalism.
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#367917 - 11/19/08 02:05 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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snowman, no offense but does interviewing a nobody really still qualify as an interview?
Well, she does maintain a blog about the porn industry and contributes to LIB. And for a "nobody" she sure riles a lot of people up. Like it or not, she's become somewhat of a public figure on the fringes of porn. And Conquistador makes a good point. The interview subject does not need to be famous to qualify as legitimate journalism. One could think of this as a human interest piece. I believe a lot of porn fans and industry people on the Net would be curious to learn more about her, even if they mostly find her annoying.
I've also recently considered interviewing regular porn fans.
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#367919 - 11/19/08 08:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Well, she does maintain a blog about the porn industry
So do I. Ask Guapo on this forum, he's so obsessed with it he promised to remind me when I failed to update it. Of course, Guapo is a douchebag, but that's just jibber jabber.
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And for a "nobody" she sure riles a lot of people up. Like it or not, she's become somewhat of a public figure on the fringes of porn.
Not lately; no one is picking up her shit because she does nothing more than picking up other people's stories. Imagine what she'd do to your analysis of John T Bone.
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I believe a lot of porn fans and industry people on the Net would be curious to learn more about her, even if they mostly find her annoying.
Sno-bro, you know I love your forum because you and I share that intense hatred of that herpes-infected dickweed...well I'm not allowed to say his name here. But we gotta stick together, bro. C'mon.
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I've also recently considered interviewing regular porn fans.
No joke, interview someone who runs a file sharing website. Find out what makes them tick, and do what they do. I know English may not be their first language, I can help translating from Spanish, German, and in the unlikely event, Gaelic.
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#367920 - 12/05/08 08:54 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/07/03
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Not going to happen. Darrah has asked me not to run the interview she gave me. Not sure what's going on, but that's the latest. Sorry I never got to ask some of the good questions you guys posted.
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#367921 - 12/05/08 09:18 AM
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How about Gia's suggestion: Interview this "Frog" guy and see if it's not just Drrh pulling a "monsieur."
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#367922 - 12/06/08 12:05 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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How about Gia's suggestion: Interview this "Frog" guy and see if it's not just Drrh pulling a "monsieur."
I'll pass. I think I've learned my lesson. And to all those who warned me.....have an "I told you so" drink on me.
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#367923 - 12/06/08 12:11 AM
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Porn Jesus
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What a fucking tease. I seriously wanna know what the idgit had to say. Fuck, I take that back, I just want to see the questions that Rog asked, to hell with her answers!
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#367924 - 12/06/08 08:41 AM
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Ever the gentleman, Rog started off with some softball questions. Apparently, even these were too tough for Drrh:
1. Who is Darrah Ford? 2. How did you decide to take Luke Ford’s last name? 3. Why blog about porn? 4. What do you expect when you started? (In terms of reaction, access etc?) 5. How have Luke Ford readers reacted to your blog? 6. What has been the most interesting story (to you) since you began your blog? 7. What has been the most disturbing story? 8. What do you see as the most important issues facing the adult industry today? 9. Do you hate porn? 10. Do you hate porn people?
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#367926 - 12/06/08 01:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
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You mean Tara? Hmmmmn.
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#367927 - 12/06/08 11:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I propose a Tara 'the Anaheim Negress' -v- Gila Monster Jordan showdown @ AEE. Who takes better photos? Gia, or "freepornstarpix", lol?
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#367928 - 12/07/08 10:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
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You mean Tara? Hmmmmn.
LOL yes Tara.
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