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#361821 - 10/11/08 10:33 PM
Re: Kapri Styles needs an intervention....NOW
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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Some people read up on board, do a little investigating, before diving right in, some morons just jump in head first without knowing what's gone on in the past. You need to ask yourself: Which one am I?
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#361822 - 10/11/08 11:45 PM
Re: Kapri Styles needs an intervention....NOW
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/02/05
Posts: 458
Loc: the ATL
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Uhh can we get back to the topic at hand??  Is Kapri Styles the sexiest black Porn whore in the business today or what?? I mean don't get me wrong, I like Marie Luv and I can always go for some Monique. But there is something about Kapri, NO?  So, Brandon what movie is this for? Or is it just for the website?
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#361823 - 10/12/08 12:48 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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Thanks, gonzo420. You are a breath of fresh air in an otherwise poop potpourri-filled chat room. It will always anger some dudes when other dudes are behaving to their utmost dudability. Kapri will be released at www.covermyface.com as well as a JM Productions released dvd. Working on it now, man.
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#361824 - 10/12/08 01:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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#361825 - 10/12/08 03:48 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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Which one am I?
You're the one that doesn't get laid. Ever.
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#361826 - 10/12/08 03:49 PM
Re: Kapri Styles needs an intervention....NOW
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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We are talking about women who fuck on camera and you are talking about domestic duties. Careful, Ed Gein. You might shap and go off the deep end.
(When I shoot at a location, it's not ordinary practice to steam clean anything but the woman who got messed up.)
Your fixation with vacuums makes me wonder what other uses they serve for you. Be careful, my friend. You are not mechanically inclined. Remember that time you wrote me about an interview at www.loadmymouth.com where the woman said she blamed hickies on her then-14-year-old neck as being burns from a curling iron? I found out you seriously injured yourself by inserting a plugged-in curling iron into your anus. Sir, I don't know how you withstood that pain but you are a a hero to every gay ER nurse west of the Mississippi. Talk about the resiliency of your asshole has become legend at Cedars-Sinai and I hope you are sitting on chairs without the aid of a blow-up donut ring soon.
It was not me who started calling you Krispy Creme behind your back......just know that, ok?
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#361827 - 10/12/08 04:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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We are talking about women who fuck on camera and you are talking about domestic duties. Careful, Ed Gein. You might shap and go off the deep end.
(When I shoot at a location, it's not ordinary practice to steam clean anything but the woman who got messed up.)
Your fixation with vacuums makes me wonder what other uses they serve for you. Be careful, my friend. You are not mechanically inclined. Remember that time you wrote me about an interview at www.loadmymouth.com where the woman said she blamed hickies on her then-14-year-old neck as being burns from a curling iron? I found out you seriously injured yourself by inserting a plugged-in curling iron into your anus. Sir, I don't know how you withstood that pain but you are a a hero to every gay ER nurse west of the Mississippi. Talk about the resiliency of your asshole has become legend at Cedars-Sinai and I hope you are sitting on chairs without the aid of a blow-up donut ring soon.
It was not me who started calling you Krispy Creme behind your back......just know that, ok?
Call me and whoever else wants to call me whatever they want, like I mentioned in a previous thread, no one pays my bills or my housekeeper. I like a clean home, is there something wrong with that?
Do you think that will hurt my feelings about the Kreme remark? Trust me, it doesn't. I've heard it all and then some. So whatever you or your posee need to say, go right ahead. I indulge in my beautiful stuff while thinking oh yeah an internet tough guy/girl said something about me. Boo-fucking-hoo. Im hurt now, should I go kill myself and give up my wonderful life?, cause someone on a porno forum board said something negative about me? I dont think so.  
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#361829 - 10/13/08 06:31 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Which one am I?
You're the one that doesn't get laid. Ever.
Sorry Ryan, you're XPT's worn out whore, no ones gonna bite unless there is absolutely nothing else going on
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#361830 - 10/13/08 10:09 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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Please get off your donut ring, take a bite out of it, and relax. It's just a joke. Now I'll escalate things by accusing you of having ring around the collar....as in: You stick your head up assholes but cannot wait for them to remove their donut rings from theri butts. Thus, you get shit stains around your collar while your head is that far up their butts.
See how fun it can be to just enjoy this? Now you try....
Oh BI that was a knee slapper, when your too old to shove your dick down diseased whores, you can be a comic.
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#361832 - 10/14/08 01:54 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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Sorry Ryan, you're XPT's worn out whore, no ones gonna bite unless there is absolutely nothing else going on
Then you'll have plenty of opporotunity to keep giving me internet head.
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#361833 - 10/14/08 07:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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Men don't have expiry dates in porn. I cannot see a time when I would not want to be fellated.
I tend to disagree, see Dick Nasty.
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#361835 - 10/14/08 08:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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Dick Nasty represents more of my argument than yours. He has been living carefree for years....YEARS...while most people toil away at jobs they tolerate.
I will put this in writing: I ASPIRE TO BE THE NEXT DICK NASTY.
 Oh boy BI. I like you but dont aspire to be like him, quit while you're ahead...(get it a head)  I know lame, but Im tired, and Im going to watch jail television.
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#361842 - 10/14/08 09:48 PM
Re: Kapri Styles needs an intervention....NOW
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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I tell you what Brandon. Lets ask Pornlaw whether it is settled law that someone could import talent across state lines into California specifically for filming purposes and the Government could not successfully charge them under 18 USCS 2421.
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#361844 - 10/14/08 10:07 PM
Re: Kapri Styles needs an intervention....NOW
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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And why waste time enyoying the sweet, sweet pieces of pussy candy laid out in aisles like a 7-11 store. We should focus on politics, laws, and games of woulda-coulda-shoulda.
Good grief. I'll bet your favorite piece of legislation is the Mann Act. Double good grief.
Moving on, I am the happy recipient of JM Productions newest honor: THE TRIFECTA CLUB. It is given once every 100 years when a producer gets spots 1, 2, and 3 at www.adultdvdnow.com.
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#361845 - 10/15/08 07:06 AM
Re: Kapri Styles needs an intervention....NOW
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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I find it interesting to hear advice from people....but with no follow up. Please tell me what is better than receiving as much oral sex as a man can handle?
Maybe diseased, dying of Aids, I mean you do stick your dick in some of the nasty holes I've seen and there's alot of this board. I dont want you to die BI, I worry for you. 
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#361849 - 10/15/08 09:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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You keep worrying. I'll keep enjoying.
Works for me.
I cannot tell you how good it felt to get sucked off by Alex Love hours ago. My penis is still twitching with joy.
Well I worry cause my taxes go up for probably paying ofr your medications, this isnt Canada where healthcare is free ya know. Believe me if you think I actually worry about you catching anything then like I said in another post, things do fly over your head....(go ahead insert pun here about head  )
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#361851 - 10/17/08 01:58 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
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My penis is still twitching with joy.
that's not joy, brandon... i think it's your peen telling you it's about time for another round of valtrex 
Are all 3,200 of your other posts this lame?
You and Ren should get a room 
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#361852 - 10/18/08 10:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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My penis is still twitching with joy.
that's not joy, brandon... i think it's your peen telling you it's about time for another round of valtrex
Are all 3,200 of your other posts this lame?
You and Ren should get a room
Who says we haven't already BI? We dont post everything on the board ya know.
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#361853 - 10/22/08 01:10 PM
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Registered: 10/22/08
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hey if wanna know of a good porn site then you guys should check out www.whackvideo.com
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