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#359315 - 09/08/08 12:07 AM Addison Cain
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Addison Cain: Same initials as Al Cowlings but a totally different person. A person with a round ass, beautiful face, and a throat deep and wide enough to drive a white Ford Bronco through. This chase ended close to Brentwood with the high-speed pursuit of my sperm racing towards her stomach. Video showing the cum capture will soon be up at www.loadmymouth.com. The ghost of Johnnie Cochran was heard to say, "If she don't swallow, I won't follow.....your site.....the one with all those bitches eating man goo." Sleep well, Mr. Cochran. Sleep well.










Ooops! Wrong beautiful blonde woman....


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#359316 - 09/08/08 01:38 AM Re: Addison Cain
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Congrats BI! You still have time to take her out for a beer. Its only 1:36 am!

Just Kidding Brandon, you the man

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#359317 - 09/08/08 01:47 AM Re: Addison Cain
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She's already had her drink, man. It's last call for any wayward women out there....
BTW, anyone know when craigslist closes?

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#359318 - 09/08/08 03:39 AM Re: Addison Cain
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This, Mr. Irons, is one of your best I've seen in a while. It looks as if she still has a bit of class left. Well done!
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#359319 - 09/08/08 05:38 AM Re: Addison Cain
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This one is pretty hot and it looks like she eats healthy and takes care of herself. Btw, I always thought Flower Tucci looked like Nicole Brown Simpson.
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#359320 - 09/08/08 05:44 AM Re: Addison Cain
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One of the best ones I've seen you post in months. Even her teeth look good. Whores are like horses...always check the teeth first before buying one.
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#359321 - 09/08/08 06:18 AM Re: Addison Cain
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This one is pretty hot and it looks like she eats healthy and takes care of herself. Btw, I always thought Flower Tucci looked like Nicole Brown Simpson.




I'm going to jerkoff to some Flower Tucci porn right now.
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#359322 - 09/08/08 07:51 AM Re: Addison Cain
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Burg's perplexing question of the week:

Why on earth is this chick not simply making oodles of cash already as an escort, instead of barebones, entry level porn? Or is she already an escort and has decided to market herself via porn for competitive reasons?

She might be the best one Brandon has done in the recent past...by far.
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#359323 - 09/08/08 08:35 AM Re: Addison Cain
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She needs the recognition to break into the mainstream movie scene! Of course!

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#359324 - 09/10/08 07:52 AM Re: Addison Cain
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She's just a small town girl living in a lonely world. She took the midnight train going anywhere.

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#359325 - 09/10/08 08:54 AM Re: Addison Cain
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She's just a small town girl living in a lonely world. She took the midnight train going nowhere.




Fixed that for you.
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#359326 - 09/10/08 02:30 PM Re: Addison Cain
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Two thumbs up Mr Irons
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#359327 - 09/10/08 03:46 PM Re: Addison Cain
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Looks like the real Journey fan has been outed!
Don't stop be-liev-in', Freestylah! Hold on to that feeling!!! No...dude! I said "feeling", not grab Neil Schon's schlong! And that lead singer (Steve Perry) is NOT a chick. He may look like one but it was the 80's, man. Lots of shit was fucked up.

But, still, leave Neil alone, you pole-stroking freak..

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#359328 - 09/10/08 04:00 PM Re: Addison Cain
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^^ You've lost me, Mr. Irons. I've heard of Journey and that's it.

Keep posting chicks of this quality, please!
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#359329 - 09/10/08 07:36 PM Re: Addison Cain
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Just busting balls and trying to fill the non-blowjob hours with mirth.
A day without head is like a day without sunshine....and it was hot and sunny today, my friends! heheheheheheheee

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#359330 - 09/11/08 04:07 PM Re: Addison Cain
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Quote:

She's just a small town girl living in a lonely world. She took the midnight train going anywhere.




link: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uDY2I5pni90
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#359331 - 09/11/08 05:13 PM Re: Addison Cain
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jesus man. im starting to appreciate your whole thing

you seem to find these otherwise amazingly hot, filthy broads, except they have one feature that drops them from a 9-10 to a 7.5

in this case, her nose looks like you might hook your cock on it mid thrust and blow a vein in your meatbat
but seriously...i couldnt put my finger on it .

not mocking either..its kind of a phenomenal little fuck show you got going brandon.

then again as i say this . it reminds me of when in junior high i got stuck with volunteer work at a special olympics track meet working the fucking chips and pop stand ..and it was painful thinking of spending the day watching handicapped sports...but i imagined everyone was corky from "life goes on" and it made things kind of fun .

after an hour it dawned on me i was fooling myself and i was still watching retards run in circles.

i dont know , something to think about
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#359332 - 09/11/08 06:57 PM Re: Addison Cain
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While you are looking at her nose, I am relishing the exquisite perfume of her pussy that fills mine. Seriously, man, I have the total and complete opposite reaction to these women that some of you guys do. A woman is willing to ingest live sperm cells just to please you. They will let you suck on their toes. Some enjoy having their assholes licked. They let you call them beautiful cocksuckers. They wait on their knees until you are ready to go over the edge...or they work it right out of you under their own steam.



And you get distracted by her nose.......?

Man, that type of thinking will always get you NOT laid.
My kind of thinking will get me all kinds of other problems, of course, but my loins are aching with anticipation of the next encounter.

I'm 40. The women are around 20 many times. I know the Titanic is going down, man, but I'm going to stay below decks and bang the fuck out of their pretty mouths. You are throwing away life vests because the colour clashes with your outfit.

I don't get it. You are fumbling around with your Beijing score cards changing 9's to 7.5's and I'm perving out on newbie spermsuckers with big appetites.

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#359333 - 09/11/08 07:07 PM Re: Addison Cain
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[B]Bi
Quote:

She's just a small town girl living in a lonely world. She took the midnight train going anywhere.




That fucken song is sooo coming back... and no Ryan, thats not a shot at you.

Nice whore Bi. Atta boy.
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#359334 - 09/11/08 08:17 PM Re: Addison Cain
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You know, its almost as if you have no realization your a man whore who pays women to fuck him .

im no better, but come on dude...

first off. relax....jokes...ha ha ?
second...they are whores, i will grade them accordingly...
thirdly, dont pass it off as you will take what you can get because your forty...dude. you pay them .lmao..lets not go bringing in the titanic to refute the fact you are fucking marginal at best, broads.

jesus. on the topic of age...your 40? i aint mocking you on that at all but i wonder when you will finally come to terms with what your doing, how people perceive it and whats important...sweet fuck me sideways Sir.

wake up. the boats going down and your in the basement fucking the rook nosed prostitute, whilest everyone swims to safety...jerking off in their boats at the atrocity they can see in the little circle windows as they drift away

iceberg dead ahead!
oh wait, pardon me guvna....thats her fucking snout.





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While you are looking at her nose, I am relishing the exquisite perfume of her pussy that fills mine. Seriously, man, I have the total and complete opposite reaction to these women that some of you guys do. A woman is willing to ingest live sperm cells just to please you. They will let you suck on their toes. Some enjoy having their assholes licked. They let you call them beautiful cocksuckers. They wait on their knees until you are ready to go over the edge...or they work it right out of you under their own steam.



And you get distracted by her nose.......?

Man, that type of thinking will always get you NOT laid.
My kind of thinking will get me all kinds of other problems, of course, but my loins are aching with anticipation of the next encounter.

I'm 40. The women are around 20 many times. I know the Titanic is going down, man, but I'm going to stay below decks and bang the fuck out of their pretty mouths. You are throwing away life vests because the colour clashes with your outfit.

I don't get it. You are fumbling around with your Beijing score cards changing 9's to 7.5's and I'm perving out on newbie spermsuckers with big appetites.


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#359335 - 09/11/08 08:19 PM Re: Addison Cain
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I'm only adament about defending beautiful bitches like Addison because I've tasted her bunghole. It's an amazing portal to a whole different galaxy of pleasure. I'm not exaggerating. It is Wonka-esque in its unlimited flavour and sensory explosiveness.

I could live inside that hole until forced out by any intruding dinners or late-night snacks that want to leave Paradise for the cold comfort of dry and desolate Earth.

Her colon is a dark secret oasis impermeable to the vagaries of a life. Death and taxes do not exist there. You never grow old. You just play and do sommersaults.

Do not fear suffocation, my friend. It is you who is suffocating in all that tainted air you breathe in your Wal Mart wonderland as I cascade around inside her steamy, dreamy sauna of fecal freedom. I bathe in her juices as she digests mine. I am cocooned in her anal womb, richocheting and rebounding off her soft pink walls in weightless abandon. I am a perverted astronaut teleported to Planet Sphincter. Millions have visited but no one has lived in an anal Biodome as I intend to do. Come get me in a year or so....make it 4.

I am also incredibly stoned.

My message? DON'T DO DRUGS.

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#359336 - 09/11/08 08:28 PM Re: Addison Cain
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i wonder when you will finally come to terms with what your doing, how people perceive it and whats important...sweet fuck me sideways Sir




You and I have had different life experiences. All I can tell you is that mine have taught me what is important. It is this: good times and random encounters. Absorbing energy from young women to keep the vampire drive alive.

It keeps you alive....really. Cumshots that go nowhere lead you nowhere. Cumshots aimed at tonsils with sniper-like precision destroy the Death Star of old age, loneliness, and solitude.

There are billions of men on Earth and Hugh Hefner is the only one who gets to party until the day he dies? Fuck that! I'm the average Joe who'd going to stay young by keeping the "play" in Playboy.

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#359337 - 09/11/08 09:15 PM Re: Addison Cain
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dude,
ive told you this before.

you rule..im envious (at times)
but fuck, sir....admit when a donkey is a donkey.
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#359338 - 09/11/08 10:45 PM Re: Addison Cain
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She is an ass, sir, not a donkey. You ride a donkey but you savour and smell an ass. Addison's butt is pristine. It's a museum. It belongs in its own wing in the Glutenheim.


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#359339 - 09/11/08 11:00 PM Re: Addison Cain
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Quit skirting the point.
she has an ass i would step on my moms throat to get to .

but the wicked witch of the west thing is killing me.
i had to put a thumb over her nose in those pics to even rub one out.
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#359340 - 09/12/08 02:09 AM Re: Addison Cain
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i heart those shoes.
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#359341 - 09/12/08 05:37 AM Re: Addison Cain
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5:35am.....last night's Midnight moonbeamed Holly Pink oral love-in drifts smoke-like in my mind....suckling succubus.....sufferin' suckatash!.....slick sickness slides and glides towards Astro.

Stoned again......

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#359342 - 09/12/08 05:58 AM Re: Addison Cain
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When the fuck did Brandon become a Pothead? Great, that's all we need, pictures of (1) brandon taking a Bong hit...(2) Whore sucking on his Schlong/Swab....(3) Same whore exhaling a lungfull of smoke, thus supplying the optical illusion that she sucked the Bong hit right out of Brandon.

Hey...actually that'd be pretty funny...I still got it...
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#359343 - 09/12/08 12:34 PM Re: Addison Cain
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Quote:


That fucken song is sooo coming back... and no Ryan, thats not a shot at you.





Don't worry Snot. I can take your little Nerf ball shots any day. You're like a ladybug

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#359344 - 09/12/08 12:43 PM Re: Addison Cain
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When the fuck did Brandon become a Pothead?




I think he turned that statue into a bong, which is why it's no longer in his pics.

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#359345 - 09/12/08 08:50 PM Re: Addison Cain
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Quote:

Quote:


When the fuck did Brandon become a Pothead?




I think he turned that statue into a bong, which is why it's no longer in his pics.


Maybe a whore got drunk and leaned against her and broke the plaster of paris all over his carpet...I kinda liked the Valtrex lady in a tacky way. She's good to hold paraphernalia/

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#359346 - 09/14/08 10:29 PM lina
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Brandon, I registered just to ask you this:

When are you going to post up the Mia Lina scenes? I'm getting blue balls over here!



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#359347 - 09/14/08 10:56 PM Re: lina
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Mia's www.loadmymouth.com scene has been edited, sent in, and is in the roatation schedule.
Mia's www.spermcocktail.com scene has been edited and will be mailed in this week.
I'm hoping to book her for SHE IS HALF MY AGE, too.
Thanks,
Brandon

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#359348 - 09/14/08 11:04 PM Re: Addison Cain
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B- this chick is fit. Where'd you find her?
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#359349 - 09/15/08 04:21 AM Re: Addison Cain
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That's like asking an astronaut how he breathes air in space. You just adapt to the environment and survive.

I've been in orbit for over a decade now.

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#359350 - 09/15/08 06:23 AM Re: Addison Cain
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three cheers. btw brandon flower discussed you breaking something in her throat at the exxxotica "panel". now she is able to throat cocks due to such injury.
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#359351 - 09/15/08 03:04 PM Re: Addison Cain
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Wow! I had no idea about this. She's an amazing performer, for sure.

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