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#356932 - 08/30/08 08:08 AM Post pictures of your pets.
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I did a search and XPT hasn't had a previous thread of this. Before you flame me post a picture of an animal who you love.

I will start with this photo:
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#356933 - 08/30/08 08:50 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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I have some pet fish, but they are not as photogenic.
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#356934 - 08/30/08 08:57 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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MouSe...




One day I was walking out of my house and it was trash day, I heard baby kitten meows coming from in there, So I got my brother to look in there and we found 2 grey baby kittens in a shoebox. We gave his sister away to a rich lady who had like 5 other cats. His name was originally Willy but one day he ran away or got catnapped and he finally found his was home and he was covered in glue but only on his butt, tail and legs. We took him to the vet and they shaved him, only from the back. So one night he scared the shit out of me and I thought he was a giant rat.(It was dark, of course.) So I decided to re-name him Mouse. Rat sounded too unpleasant. I had lived with my boyfriend for 2 yrs, and i went to visit him everyday. When she moved she could no longer keep him for me so we moved him here, He managed to get out one day, I was 3 weeks overdue in my pregnancy so my fatass couldn't catch up to him. He ran away in Sept. '05 and I haven't seen him since. I had him for 7 years. I don't think I could ever love another animal again...
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#356935 - 08/30/08 09:02 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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This is Magoo....I rescued him from a no kill shelter


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#356936 - 08/30/08 09:10 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets. *DELETED*
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#356937 - 08/30/08 09:37 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Why do I have the feeling this is going to be one of the saddest XPT threads ever...The stories behind where animals come from or what happens to them are sometimes fucked up... I apologize for my meltdown...It's been happening alot lately.
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#356938 - 08/30/08 01:02 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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I apologize for my meltdown...It's been happening alot lately.




I think it's your fucked up camera that has melted down. It's the same one you've used for your own mug and have neglected to use on your titties! Show them titties goddamnit, but use a better camera!

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#356939 - 08/30/08 03:13 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Sorry about the hampster, my cat reached the end recently, so you are not alone. But I have my hound from the pound to get me over it, a Border Collie mix named after comedian Emo Philips . Here he is riding in the RV, he is always happy. He picks me up when I am down, and is a great camping and hiking copmpanion.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy


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#356940 - 08/30/08 07:53 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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XXX Magoo is darling and he's a rescue makes him all the more special.

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#356941 - 08/30/08 07:53 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Darwin. He is 11 years old. He is crazy as fuck.


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#356942 - 08/30/08 08:02 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Aww Tatty he's a cutie, is that a Jack mix??

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#356943 - 08/31/08 10:01 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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All Jack. Big fella, though...
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#356944 - 08/31/08 01:19 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Daisy Mae (photo taken a few months back). My first small dog.
She'll be a year old at the end of September.



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#356945 - 08/31/08 03:55 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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A pet wearing clothes...
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#356946 - 08/31/08 06:03 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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^^^

My gf knits them for her. Small dogs can benefit from the additional warmth clothes can provide during colder months.
A 2 pound puppy doesn't retain a lot of body heat on it's own.

My gf treats her like she's a little doll. She spoils it rotten and this sweet little puppy is still surprisingly well behaved. Quite a different animal from my 70 lbs Border Collie mix that passed 18 months ago.
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#356947 - 08/31/08 06:15 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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hey pet clothes are fine.....Magoo tolerates them very well even the life vest when we go boating up north....he just will not tolerate shoes or boots...and yes I have tried..
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#356948 - 09/01/08 06:52 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Khan. He's a Patterdale Terrier and in all seriousness one of the most fearlessly aggressive dogs I have ever seen, but fortunately it's (usually) directed at other dogs. He's 17 lbs of attitude. He was a rescue.



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#356949 - 09/01/08 10:39 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Vyvyan. About animals with clothing, it would never work with hamsters. They would just eat whatever you tried to get them to wear.

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#356950 - 09/02/08 01:16 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Hey ConQ, I picture at least one of the rooms in you home being completely committed over to a Habitrail City. If so, I'd love to see pix.
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#356951 - 09/02/08 01:32 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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No. I had 1 Habitrail hamster house but it didn't really work out, the tubes seemed too small as Pants grew up.

Link to some very elaborate Habitrail set ups.

I have 2 hamsters right now and they each have a 20 gallon tank. Another reason I like tanks is that they have better ventilation (the habitrail house was kind of stinky) and they are much easier to clean.

I get the impression they are better for one of the species of dwarf Hamster than for Syrians.

This is Pants the day I got her when she was about 3 weeks old and not too big for her house yet.

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#356952 - 09/03/08 11:06 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Poe is the all black one, Bonnie is the white and black spotted one.





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#356953 - 09/04/08 02:22 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Link to some very elaborate Habitrail set ups.





Fun stuff. Wasted a little time on that site.
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#356954 - 09/04/08 08:41 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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A pet wearing clothes...




No its more like .
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#356955 - 09/04/08 02:26 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Quote:

A pet wearing clothes...




No its more like .




And it would be if it wasn't my girlfriend making the clothes and dressing the dog.

I'm sorry, I know you must forget what it's like to have a girlfriend. btw; nice job ignoring me. You lasted a whole 12 or so hours
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#356956 - 09/04/08 06:57 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Love your dogs Holly, they're sooooo pretty. Where's the Boxer??

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#356957 - 09/04/08 07:14 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Love your dogs Holly, they're sooooo pretty. Where's the Boxer??




Well the Boxer is my parent's dog, not mine (though I wish he was).



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#356958 - 09/05/08 12:17 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Aussie dog lives with my folks. She is a rescue dog who is about 14. It's suspected she is some kind of Border Collie Australian Shepard mix. This is the only picture I have taken of her where it's possible to see the colors of her eyes.



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#356959 - 09/09/08 09:08 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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My wife just got a new puppy and hes a degenerate to.



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#356960 - 09/09/08 04:03 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Adorable, my hams are too small to wear porno leashes.
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#356961 - 09/09/08 04:42 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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A JM dog leash? That's fucking Brilliant.


Has it ever been used on a whore in a vid? That dude Westscott would eat that shit up.

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#356962 - 09/09/08 07:06 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Love your dogs Holly, they're sooooo pretty. Where's the Boxer??




Well the Boxer is my parent's dog, not mine (though I wish he was).




LOVE HIM

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#356963 - 09/10/08 04:40 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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My wife just got a new puppy and hes a degenerate to.






that has got to be the cutest dog I have ever seen........name and breed?
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#356964 - 09/10/08 07:10 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Poe is the all black one, Bonnie is the white and black spotted one.


OMG! I dont like many dogs but Bonnie is soooo fucking cute!...Awwww!




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#356965 - 09/11/08 09:36 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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My wife just got a new puppy and hes a degenerate to.






that has got to be the cutest dog I have ever seen........name and breed?


OMG he is totally the cutest lil pup....looks like a schnauzer mixed w/hmmm maybe a shihtzu, maltese, poodle? Soooo freaking cute, love the puppy breath.
His colors are amazing.

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#356966 - 09/11/08 10:00 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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that has got to be the cutest dog I have ever seen........name and breed?




His name is Theo. He is a Coton De Tulear and is the sweetest pup ever.

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#356967 - 09/11/08 10:13 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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I would have named the pup Oxycoton.

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#356968 - 09/11/08 11:21 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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.. Soooo freaking cute, love the puppy breath.





What the fuck is wrong with you? Did your mother drop you on your pumpkin head when you were small? Who in the hell hates themselves enough to "love puppy breath". My God, I'm nauseated.

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#356969 - 09/11/08 02:53 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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"Relax, It's Not Your Puppy"


Edit: crap, i meant to write "Relax, It's Not Your Carpet"... ah well, fuck it


Edited by Gigi (09/11/08 03:01 PM)
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#356970 - 09/11/08 07:09 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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.. Soooo freaking cute, love the puppy breath.





What the fuck is wrong with you? Did your mother drop you on your pumpkin head when you were small? Who in the hell hates themselves enough to "love puppy breath". My God, I'm nauseated.


Im sure alot of animal lovers love puppy breath. I even love my adult dogs breath, I brush their teeth and they go to the dentist, so their teeth are tarter free and very fresh and clean smelling. And have you ever smelled puppy breath, you dont know what you're missing.

And Bornyo why the fucking are you saying I have a Pumpkin head, my head is quite small....what the fuck is your problem, did the possum get away while you were trying to bbq him?

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#356971 - 09/11/08 07:11 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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that has got to be the cutest dog I have ever seen........name and breed?




His name is Theo. He is a Coton De Tulear and is the sweetest pup ever.


Hmmmm they're a rare breed, we had one in the Doggy Daycare, very very cute, I think they look like Shihtzus. He's gorgeous. Do you like his breath??

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#356972 - 09/12/08 03:17 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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^ & ^^ My apologies for derailing this thread, but I have to ask:

Renfield, are you (ab)using substances again? Puppy breath??? Keep it real. Dogs stink.
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#356973 - 10/08/08 09:24 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Sorry, but he looked so cute in this one! He was being bad...


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#356974 - 10/09/08 12:08 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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This Brachypelma smithi tarantula was my favorite out of the 35ish specimens I've owned over the years. He was a common new world species in captivity but had some behavioral quirks that him apart from the others. When I opened his enclosure he was skittish and nervous, an avid kicker of urticating bristles but never once made a defensive display. During normal feeding times of crickets, tropical leaf litter roaches and super worms he was a meek feeder, overly cautious in approaching food. He would go completely still if a prey item approached him. He only attacked on his terms and usually would pounce on prey 2 or 3 times before actually killing and consuming my offerings. On the other hand, I never had another spider who was so aggressive in its feeding as when I offered live pinkies such as in the picture. He was even more aggressive with pinkies than my highly defensive and voracious Old World specimens from Africa and Asia.

He died when molting into maturity and his old exoskeleton got stuck on his pedipalps. Not a huge loss considering he would have only lived another year after that final molt anyway.
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#356975 - 10/09/08 08:54 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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^ & ^^ My apologies for derailing this thread, but I have to ask:

Renfield, are you (ab)using substances again? Puppy breath??? Keep it real. Dogs stink.


Maybe the dogs you know stink and arent taken care of but mine are fabulous and clean, sparkly clean.
And yes if you're an animal lover you know about puppy breath, but you aren't so......

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#356976 - 10/10/08 03:33 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Hamsterburger.





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#356977 - 10/19/08 08:04 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Turtle. Just got it:



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#356978 - 10/19/08 09:32 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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#356979 - 10/19/08 10:29 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Make sure you get a big enough muzzle for that one, the law requires it.

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#356980 - 10/19/08 11:44 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Make sure you get a big enough muzzle for that one, the law requires it.




I'm having her spayed tomorrow.
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#356981 - 10/20/08 05:26 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Is that Drrh?
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