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#350441 - 08/05/08 02:46 PM XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is here!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Head on over to Yahoo's Fantasy football section and join our free custom league.
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/register/joinprivateleague_league_select?.scrumb=

League id is 317472
pswd is hardcore

No frills- it is a bare bones league, free to play with an online draft Friday August 22 at 8:30pm.Enjoy everyone and post here to say you have joined and with what team, so we know who is talking smack

I am the commish- with Cleet's Impalers.


League overview :
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/317472


Edited by Cleetus VanDamme (08/05/08 03:53 PM)
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#350442 - 08/05/08 03:29 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is here!
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There was a problem
This league is not registered in this game. (Error #272)





Hey Cleet, who won last year? I forget.
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#350443 - 08/05/08 03:54 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is here!
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Grizz, use League ID# 317472 with the pswd that Cleet provided.
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#350444 - 08/05/08 03:55 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is here!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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I forget Sooper, wasn't me BUT i did do much better last year

Sorry- fixed the league info- the id number is needed not the name of the league. See the original post for info. Tell me if it works now.

Thanks Freestylah


Edited by Cleetus VanDamme (08/05/08 04:01 PM)
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#350445 - 08/05/08 03:59 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is here!
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I'm in.
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#350446 - 08/05/08 04:46 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is here!
Willie D Offline

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Cleetus,

Why is a passing TD only 4 points and a rushing TD 6 points?
Ditto with interceptions (-1) and fumbles lost (-2)?

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#350447 - 08/05/08 06:54 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
Fenris Offline
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I'm in! All you fuckers are going down!

Well, ok, not really. I really suck at fantasy football for some reason.

Revel in the fact that because I'm in your pool, your likelihood of finishing last has now greatly decreased.

Revel dammit!

Fenris
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#350448 - 08/05/08 07:42 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
Charlie Malloy Offline
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I'm in. FOX Holes.

Only 10 teams?

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#350449 - 08/05/08 07:53 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
John Floofin Offline
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Here we gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!



No repeat for da Soopergrizz!

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#350450 - 08/05/08 09:40 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is here!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Quote:

Cleetus,

Why is a passing TD only 4 points and a rushing TD 6 points?
Ditto with interceptions (-1) and fumbles lost (-2)?




Dunno it is a basic yahoo setup- people didn't like the variations we used last year so i am reluctant to change much. I suppose a person could look through all the info and set their team up to take advantage but the way the league goes it may not even matter.
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#350451 - 08/05/08 09:42 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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I'm in. FOX Holes.

Only 10 teams?




I upped it to 20, I don't want anyone to get left out but usually we don't get that many.
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#350452 - 08/06/08 10:20 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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No repeat for da Soopergrizz!




I look forward to stomping your neck in the dogpile.
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#350453 - 08/06/08 10:56 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK'S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Yes our first smack talk!!

I still miss Chico

That bastard could talk some smack
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#350454 - 08/06/08 11:37 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK'S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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#350455 - 08/08/08 12:18 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK'S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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I'm working to get Chico and JimJaded back.

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#350456 - 08/09/08 08:26 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is here!
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Bumping for more players
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#350457 - 08/10/08 05:10 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is here!
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Come on, people! I'm also playing, so your chances on becoming last are close to zero.
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#350458 - 08/10/08 07:02 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is here!
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Fantasy sports leagues are the gayest thing this side of spelling out Y.M.C.A. with your arms.
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#350459 - 08/12/08 09:30 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
k1ng Offline
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live draft again? make sure to let me know about a date on here, I rarely sign in to yahoo/ff. and make sure rushing/receiving/passing td's are all 6pts.
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#350460 - 08/13/08 06:55 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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online draft Friday August 22 at 8:30pm pst
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#350461 - 08/21/08 01:48 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is here!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Don't forget Friday- Tom. is the live draft. Pre rank your players if you cannot make it or the computer will choose for you without any of your input.online draft Friday August 22 at 8:30pm PdT
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#350462 - 08/21/08 06:08 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is here!
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Registered: 02/23/08
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Are you going to create more spots. Yahoo says it's full.

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#350463 - 08/21/08 09:05 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is here!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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If one more person other than you posts here saying they want in i'll do it but i want an even number of players as it is now so you and one more will have to want in.


If you want to play please post here so I know and i'll reopen it.
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#350464 - 08/22/08 09:49 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is here!
Willie D Offline

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Someone has two teams in the league, maybe ask them to drop one of them, Saracen.

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#350465 - 08/22/08 01:00 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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Quote:

Someone has two teams in the league, maybe ask them to drop one of them, Saracen.




Yeah that's bullshit, who are all of our contestants, anyway?

List 'em, bitches.

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#350466 - 08/22/08 02:55 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Who has 2 teams? I can barely run one. I don't want an odd number of teams or there will be a bye every week for someone. I don't know who some are in the league because they didn't post to tell us and are using a different name in the league. At least my team is self explanatory

Good luck tonight all. Chico is getting first pick
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#350467 - 08/22/08 04:41 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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Registered: 02/23/08
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Anyone else interested? He needs 2.

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#350468 - 08/22/08 04:50 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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whoever got 2 teams can trade they best between to make a solid as hell squad. its like drafing twice per round.

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#350469 - 08/22/08 04:56 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
Hacksaw Offline
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Registered: 02/23/08
Posts: 48
Quote:

whoever got 2 teams can trade they best between to make a solid as hell squad. its like drafing twice per round.




I know, sounds like a scam to me. Who cheats in a league full of pervs anyway?

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#350470 - 08/22/08 07:16 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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the players can vote down trades if they seem unfair.
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#350471 - 08/22/08 07:23 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Hacksaw are you here? If so within the hour send me a message. I now see there is a duplicate owner- so if you are on within the hour i'll dump one so you can join.
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#350472 - 08/22/08 07:34 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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Registered: 02/23/08
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I sent you a PM with my info.
Thanks for making a spot for me.

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#350473 - 08/22/08 07:37 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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I sent an invite to your email- but you can join yourself using the info in the first post of the thread. Hurry though less than 1 hour til draft

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#350474 - 08/22/08 07:39 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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You're one benevolent Saracen.

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#350475 - 08/22/08 07:41 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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I didn't realize that the one guy joined twice. I blame chico, for not running this league

As a penalty to him I'm taking all the Steelers.
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#350476 - 08/22/08 07:42 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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Good show Hack- glad to see you got in- league is now full and ready to draft. Good luck all.
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#350477 - 08/22/08 07:44 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
Willie D Offline

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Why? Did the Steelers draft all midgets this year?

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#350478 - 08/22/08 07:47 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Chico loves the steelers. When in doubt he goes with PItt
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#350479 - 08/22/08 07:48 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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plus i must spread disinformation

I added some bonuses- if playes get 300 yds passing 100 yds rushing, recieving for a little flair just so you all know.
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#350480 - 08/22/08 09:32 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
k1ng Offline
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fuck. I pornwhore flaked on the draft. but seriously, my car broke down.

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#350481 - 08/23/08 10:42 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
Soopergrizz Offline
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S'ok - I've got the team of the century - the 20th century!
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#350482 - 08/23/08 02:54 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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Well, it looks like a team (I guess). And now what happens, Cleetus? Is see 'waivers' mentioned. What are those?

Where can I get a 'personal coach' to help me manage the team?
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#350483 - 08/23/08 08:11 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
Willie D Offline

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Cleetus, I have more Steelers on the roster than you and Chico. Damned Saracen.

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#350484 - 08/23/08 10:43 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Quote:

Well, it looks like a team (I guess). And now what happens, Cleetus? Is see 'waivers' mentioned. What are those?

Where can I get a 'personal coach' to help me manage the team?




You can add and drop players using the interface if there is still someone out there you want.


Yes Willie but i got Big BEn
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#350485 - 08/25/08 07:59 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
Fenris Offline
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Somehow picking 12th I got a decent team. There were some very weird players that were surprisingly overlooked.

We'll see how it turns out in six months, but I think I have a shot at not totally emasculating myself with this.

However, come baseball season next year I'm going to mop the floor with all you fuckers.

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#350486 - 08/25/08 10:03 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
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Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Only JRV likes Fantasy baseball here
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#350487 - 09/03/08 11:43 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Don't forget that there is a game Thursday night that starts the season- make your changes before that game if you want to use or not use any of the Giants or Skins. Good luck
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#350488 - 09/07/08 07:40 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
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Dear Chico T,

Sorry about Tom Brady being out for the year. And sorry for kicking your brown ass by 70+ points.

Sincerely,
Shockers 2007

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#350489 - 09/07/08 07:56 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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Loc: travieso capital management an...
*cough* some of us are a little upset about our irish boy being crippled.
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#350490 - 09/07/08 08:35 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
This all Giselle bundchen's fault, that fucking Brazillian freak of unnature. It's pretty obvious Tom's knees are already a little wobbly from having to heave her amazonian stature up against the wall everytime they fuck. Yep it's true, I heard it from a friend of a friend of a friend of the Patriot Linemens' oxycontin dealer's sister's husband that Giselle DEMANDS to be lifted up against the wall every night and plowed vigorously. This puts awkward unhealthy stress on Tom's cracker knee joints.

Hey, with unimpeachable sources like that, it HAS to be true...FUCK GISELLE BUNDCHEN...fuck Bernard Pollard too...

And Fuck Brett Favre...wow this season is going to suck.
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