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#340142 - 06/28/08 11:25 PM
Jessie Alba
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
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Registered: 04/18/03
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#340143 - 06/28/08 11:37 PM
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Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
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How long before Jessica Alba sends her lawyers?
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#340147 - 06/29/08 05:19 AM
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Credit where and when credit's due.
This is a pretty looking girl with a nice body, Mr. Irons.
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#340148 - 06/29/08 09:24 AM
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Very beautiful. APPROVED!
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#340149 - 06/29/08 09:31 AM
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BI scores, this one is a winner. Instead of shooting 50 loads on 50 different whores of dubious quality Brando, try shooting 50 loads on just this one. 
Co-Sign. Outstanding.
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#340150 - 06/29/08 11:26 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/07/07
Posts: 357
Loc: Washington DC
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Things i wanna see her do; 10+ man bukkake Dp Gag Fuck 
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<- Great Body, Fuck Yeahhh!!!!!!!!!!
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#340151 - 06/29/08 12:00 PM
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Registered: 03/07/06
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Wow, she's hot!!
When she starts working with real porn stars I'll be sure to check her out.
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#340154 - 06/29/08 01:40 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/13/04
Posts: 153
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She looks like she could be Courtney James' sister! Amazing (and cute as hell)!
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#340155 - 06/29/08 05:17 PM
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Registered: 08/09/06
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Thanks for the penis pic Brandon. :sarcasm: How many 1000's of these shots did you take before you said: "hey jessie do you want to get into these now?"
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#340162 - 07/01/08 11:03 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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This girl tried to molest me once in LA. True story.
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#340163 - 07/02/08 02:15 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/04/06
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just a wild guess nigga but perhaps her working with Brandon got something to do with it.[/Guapo]
What? Nice fail at impersonating a white guy trying to be a black guy, jewcypher. Good one.
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#340165 - 07/02/08 08:38 AM
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#340167 - 07/02/08 09:31 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
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No.
Please don't.
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#340168 - 07/02/08 09:34 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
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no problem. I'll just pm ivor.
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#340169 - 07/02/08 12:13 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/30/07
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#340173 - 07/04/08 10:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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Too skinny.
She has issues.
Now, she has the most recent strain of Canadian herpes.
And more issues, and a need for tissues.
I'm sad.
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#340175 - 07/04/08 10:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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I am both sad AND bitter.
However, I'm free from herpes, Canadaism and the need to lurk around the backset of the Jay Leno show in order to get candids of myself with frightened B-list celebrities...
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#340176 - 07/05/08 12:01 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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Yet you are still not free from the ignorance that prevents you from knowing the definition and spelling of Canadianism.
With glowing hearts we see thee fail to rise
Your not strong and have ED
I'll stand on guard, right here, making sure all your craptacular posts stay contained here. You are a spectacular failure at shutting me down, Yankee Do-Little.
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#340177 - 07/05/08 08:57 AM
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I'm free from herpes, Canadaism and the need to lurk around the backset of the Jay Leno show in order to get candids of myself with frightened B-list celebrities...
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#340182 - 07/05/08 10:13 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/10/08
Posts: 201
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what do the red hair fins symbolize?
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#340184 - 07/06/08 08:39 AM
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The fins symbolize an aging, balding clown....a comical figure to be laughed at by all who see him...
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...He laughs on the outside but is sad on the inside.
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#340185 - 07/06/08 11:27 AM
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Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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I thought that same thing when I saw the picture. I loves me some CJ - that girl is awesome at taking the double-dick. Wonder why she is changing her name?
probably because she is still under contract to LA Direct for a year and trying to stay under his radar. lol
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#340186 - 07/06/08 11:39 AM
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Say what you like about Goldenrod. He's always got the good gossip.
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#340188 - 07/06/08 12:21 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Dumpsters and trash cans have lids, raperface, not doorsteps.
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#340190 - 07/06/08 02:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I once received a wheelchair in that shitty lime green. I sent it back to Tel Aviv with a note: Dr Mengele told me to never accept shit I didnt order if it wasnt correct. Some totally hot jewish chick was on my doorstep four days later with the statement: "I am here to drain your balls" I still hate Israel but I hope they are obliterated AFTER i die.
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#340192 - 07/06/08 03:07 PM
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You mean there's a picture of you with even less hair? And still smiling on the outside but crying inside because those are Jeff's toys, not your own? Must've missed it.
In all honesty: I give Brandon a ton of shit, but only to the extent that he leaves himself open to it. I actually like the guy. I really do. I mean, who else provides so many opportunities for comedy, whether intentioned or not?
I hope he never actually goes and puts that minimal amount of energy into finding decent whores. We'd have nothing to laugh about.
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