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#336935 - 06/16/08 05:17 PM
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I just feel fortunate not to be hip to your lame XPT lingo.
Uh-HUH... So we're supposed to believe that Cryin' suddenly became coherent? That, overnight, he learned to say something besides "You're old," and "I know you are but what am I?"
Seriously, where is Cryin? Part of me wants to believe you're a nice guy and actually do have him in rehab. The rest of me thinks you've got him picking up your Valtrex and detailing the BIP-mobile. Big mistake on the latter.
Wherever he is, I doubt even you would actually put him on the set, unless he's getting assraped by Craigslist's Worst.
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#336937 - 06/16/08 05:40 PM
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You don't have to quote me, I'm right here.
I do appreciate the hard work youre puting into your posts.
You're hiting me with everything you got and I respect that.
You get quoted, monsieur, so you don't try to dumb down the posts retroactively. Or otherwise make them conform to the Knoxian schtick.
Oh, and BTW: Cryin has neither "appreciated" nor "respected" anything in his life. Not even himself. I should think his "friend" would know that much.
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#336939 - 06/16/08 06:21 PM
Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
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Is this what happens when you start melting down? You address posters as other people? Go easy Pops. You're breaking my heart
Only one melting down around here is you, Valtrex boy. Hilarious. Almost as hilarious as how you don't start using Cryin's "you're old" schtick until I bring it up. Usually, it's the first thing out of his mouth.
I give it three more posts before you accuse me of kissing Gia's ass. The two usually go hand in hand.
When are you going to start addressing people as "fan?"
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#336941 - 06/16/08 06:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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But apparently we need to remind you of what you are, a bitch.
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#336943 - 06/16/08 06:39 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
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But apparently we need to remind you of what you are, a bitch.
If I'm a bitch then you're my Ho Cake. What's it like being mentally inferior to someone who calls you Ho Cake, Ho Cake?
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#336948 - 06/16/08 10:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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It is true that when you die you will be reincarnated as a cheeseburger, that is true.
Reincatnation: rebirth in new bodies or forms of life; especially : a rebirth of a soul in a new human body Link.
You need to get your allegories straight, chump. Did you mean to imply I'd be reborn as a dairy cow, or perhaps a wheat stalk? That would have been a lot more accurate. But in retrospect, you might have a good idea there--I'd be nowhere near you, since all you ingest are meth rocks, pot brownies, and fat hooker urine.
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#336950 - 06/17/08 04:05 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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I would like to turn this heated debate in the following direction: Jayda Diamond. Discuss.
Petite and cute with a generous taint.
Fuckable pink sock-ish pussy with a firm seal.
Enjoys butt love....sort of.
Eats cum.
I love this crazy little nut and I'm proud to have her as the 388th update at www.loadmymouth.com
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#336951 - 06/17/08 05:15 AM
Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Another great find. Enjoy your staph infection. I hope the sores break out on your face, this time. Although we all realize that would never keep you from shooting.
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#336952 - 06/17/08 05:51 AM
Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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No, sir, the only thing that will stop me is your (giggle) internet t-t-taunts (chuckle) that m-m-make me want to go away and (ppppppphhhhhhh....teeheehee) quit doing what I've spent over a decade enjoying. BAHHHH HAAAAHHHHH HAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Keep up the pressure, duderino. I am going to crack from someone with your kind of mind-fuck muscle. Come to think of it, I will barely be able to enjoy today's bj now that I know you are so mean.
I suggest you take up your complaint with my ever-horny penis. It guides me through life. 
I don't mean to joke but, seriously, I picture you as that children's book author in Elf.
I may be short myself but you are that dude in my mind, man. Just don't come running at me across a boardroom table. That's all I ask.
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#336953 - 06/17/08 06:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Poor girl, if only she knew what we did. The herpes on your dick, will be forever on her lips. Don't forget to show her your doctored AIM test too.
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#336955 - 06/17/08 06:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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Yes, she approved Marc Wallice's as well. Dick of Death meet Dick of Disease.
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#336957 - 06/17/08 06:57 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Yeah, right. I'm not the one constantly taking pictures of my own penis to display to bunch of guys on a porn board. Go shoot your herpes bullets then, Dick-O-Disease, and hope to hell that the Buddhists are wrong on that whole karma thing.
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#336959 - 06/17/08 07:22 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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We all know if you could find a way to sell it you'd remove the girls as an unneeded expense. I hear there is a gay section at ADT you could use. Are homos generally into midgets?
Face the fact that you enjoy seeing your cock in pictures more than any girl. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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#336961 - 06/17/08 02:09 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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By "doctored" I assume you mean approved by Dr. Sharon Mitchell?
Fail.
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#336963 - 06/17/08 03:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
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Lack of creativity?? This coming from a man who is releasing not one, but two DVDs with a total of 550+ cumshots? The same man, who updates his website every third day with more of the same?
Come on, Mr. Irons. Pot? Kettle?
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The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#336964 - 06/17/08 03:42 PM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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Let me get this straight. I put out 2 of the best cumshot comps in a long time and you complain. I put up 3 cumswallowers per week at www.loadmymouth.com and you complain. Freestylah, your name is hereby officially changed to Freebaser. Whatever hard drugs you are on, get help.
Neither Kimberly Franklin nor I can look at you.
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#336965 - 06/17/08 03:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
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I don't use drugs. I don't need to.
I am not complaining. I'm merely pointing out that I don't think it's fair to talk about someone's lack of creativity, where you are not exactly Mr. Creativity yourself. Your posts are funny and (somewhat) creative; I can't say the same about your product. Sorry if I hurt your feelings. Have a nice day, Mr. Irons; I'm off to bed.
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The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#336967 - 06/17/08 05:41 PM
Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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Have2cit, I think you have 2 sit down. Now, please. Good doggie. I'm serious about the pressure, though. Really. If this keeps up, I am only going to update www.loadmymouth.com three times per week. I mean it.
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#336968 - 06/17/08 06:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Fuck off you disease ridden little dwarf. Please stick your festering loins in a Cuisinart and then do the world a favor and turn it on.
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#336971 - 06/17/08 07:41 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
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his amazing cheapness.
Talk is cheap. You talk. Brandon shoots. Go figure.
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#336972 - 06/17/08 07:57 PM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
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Brandon Irons still hasn't guessed which rnographer told me Brandon is bascially as mentally proficient as a child, with each avoidance of the topic, he just continues to prove the point.
Who else would think it's cool to drive around in a porno-minivan? 
Sorry, I was busy putting out have2cit's mental meltdown. He went Chernobyl on us.
Everyone is entitled to their opinions, Limp Willie, and I am choosing to receive a blowjob this evening instead of play guessing games with you. Adios, munchacos. Stay noodley.
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#336973 - 06/17/08 08:10 PM
Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
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Porn Jesus
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Please, we all know you were busy taking pictures of your own penis. “Oh, I really love how the veins pop out in this lighting.” “My, the flesh tones really come alive with this whores face as a background.”
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#336975 - 06/17/08 08:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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The only one who obsesses over your penis is yourself, you stupid hockey puck. Once you've admitted this and taken the first step, perhaps you can move on to the other eleven steps towards ending your sex addiction and finally stop infecting as many of the socal girls, with herpes, as you can get a hold of. Good luck.
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#336977 - 06/17/08 08:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Oh I see I struck a nerve with the sex addiction talk, this is not the first time you've heard this, is it? Maybe it's time to act on the advice you've obviously been given in the past and end this horrible obsession to infect as many women as you can. By the way was it your mother that made you hate women so much?
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#336978 - 06/18/08 12:25 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
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I'll stop immediately once you confirm one girl who caught anything other than a load in her mouth from me. Step up or shut up.
Weird to quote yourself but step up or shut up.
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#336979 - 06/18/08 01:14 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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Mia Freak frowns at your lack of creativity. So do I.
Oh...I thought you were frowning because it makes your hairline move slightly downwards.
Also, bashing someone for a lack of creativity with a picture of someone who calls themselves 'Mia Freak' is pretty funny...we'll have to change your name to 'Brandon Ironic' if you keep this up! As an aside, how long before some Asian starlet cottons on to Ms. Freak's genius and adopts the nom de plume of 'Mia So Horny'?
Still, none of this changes the issue at hand (the one you unsurprisingly dodged)...Sharon Mitchell is not a doctor. 
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#336981 - 06/18/08 04:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
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We want the one you show the girls, you know the one with the white out over the herpes portion of the test.
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#336983 - 06/18/08 12:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Still waiting for that clean herpes test........thought not.
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#336985 - 06/18/08 01:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
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red sore, red sore, you're a whore
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