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#32990 - 06/20/04 03:07 AM
La Erotica STUNK
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Went today and it just suck ass. It was basically filled with new girls, old people and tera patrick. I saw sydnee steele, dear lord, someone needs to lay off the tanning bed, it was like a rastafarian sydnee steele, all she was missing was the dreads and a 14 foot spliff. I did notice one thing, whever some moron want a picture of a porn star the majority of poses they pulled was the tongue between the two fingers, the international sign for eating pussy, is this in the porn stars contract or something?, do they always have to do it, like when boxers are promoting fights they always have to have clenched fists in a fighting stance. It was far too bright in there, half of the people there i didn't want to get a clear view of but it was unavoidable under 400 volt lights, it was like the lights they use to flush out terrorists from a building they have taken over. Only highlight was when i walked past spyder jones and did the brush and grab to his member, he didn't seem to notice or maybe he did but he didn't say anything. It stunk bad enough that im thinking of blowing tommorrow off.
P.S Didn't get to see angelica knight that stunk and i didn't even get a sight of swami which was good. Take the good with the bad i guess.
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#32994 - 06/20/04 08:25 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 706
Loc: Las Vegas
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Went today and it just suck ass. It was basically filled with new girls, old people and tera patrick. I saw sydnee steele, dear lord, someone needs to lay off the tanning bed, it was like a rastafarian sydnee steele, all she was missing was the dreads and a 14 foot spliff. I did notice one thing, whever some moron want a picture of a porn star the majority of poses they pulled was the tongue between the two fingers, the international sign for eating pussy, is this in the porn stars contract or something?, do they always have to do it, like when boxers are promoting fights they always have to have clenched fists in a fighting stance. It was far too bright in there, half of the people there i didn't want to get a clear view of but it was unavoidable under 400 volt lights, it was like the lights they use to flush out terrorists from a building they have taken over. Only highlight was when i walked past spyder jones and did the brush and grab to his member, he didn't seem to notice or maybe he did but he didn't say anything. It stunk bad enough that im thinking of blowing tommorrow off.
P.S Didn't get to see angelica knight that stunk and i didn't even get a sight of swami which was good. Take the good with the bad i guess.
You made an ofensive gesture at Evan Sienfeld/Spyder Jones,and he actually let you live to tell about it?!
Sounds like they made the place brighter on purpose to allow more of those amateur photographer fans to run amuck and snap their photos everywhere(hey---that's what a porn convention is all about).
And---if there were younger,newer stars everywhere,at least it couldn't have been all bad(still depressed that I didn't get to go,though---  )  .
Can't wait to see you running loose at the next AVN Expo,Monkey,for that'll be quite an experience for everybody here to fully witness in person.
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#32995 - 06/20/04 12:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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How much time did you spend staring at Kami from behind a crowd?
Didn't see her, and as if i would give a fuck what kami would like to think she could do if she saw me, i was a top 20 middle weight in the 80's. Knob.
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Got two questions for the Smelly Monkey... first how would you know what I look like since I have never met or been around Jenna Jameson?
And second, what is so bad about meeting the young starlets? Most of the time they are much cooler and personable as they enjoy being around the spotlight.
P.S. Richard Grico is actually spelled Greico... You stupid weedsominkg Weasel (Smelly Monkey should actually change his name to Smelly Weasel since Monkey's are pretty damn smart... and SM is an complete retard!
I know what you look like you tool. You are pale , bald have a very dated goatee and a dumb looking cheesy smile. Fruit cup perhaps?.Second i wasn't refering to film and tv actor richard grieco, i was referring to richard grico the guy who lives a couple of doors down from me, he is dreamy.
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C'mon there had to be something good going on there, somebody fill those of us who couldn't go in on the happenings. Did anybody meet anyone from this board there?
As for people meeting people from this board, they probably did but i have no idea about it, it wasn't horrible but it doesn't warrant a second day visit. I got what i went for a grab of spyder jones' special area.
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You made an ofensive gesture at Evan Sienfeld/Spyder Jones,and he actually let you live to tell about it?!
Sounds like they made the place brighter on purpose to allow more of those amateur photographer fans to run amuck and snap their photos everywhere(hey---that's what a porn convention is all about).
And---if there were younger,newer stars everywhere,at least it couldn't have been all bad(still depressed that I didn't get to go,though--- ) .
Can't wait to see you running loose at the next AVN Expo,Monkey,for that'll be quite an experience for everybody here to fully witness in person.
Yes spyder didn't even move, its almost like he is asking for it from the male fans. Tera's boobs disturbed me so i had to move away from them quickly. The stench was unbearable, so maybe kami was closer then i thought, this was my first expo and i wasn't too thrilled with it so im not sure about the next expo i will go to if there is any.
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#32996 - 06/20/04 02:52 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 06/18/04
Posts: 25
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C'mon there had to be something good going on there, somebody fill those of us who couldn't go in on the happennings. Did anybody meet anyone from this board there? 
I was there but I am new and dont know anyone from the board.
Things I saw:
-Diana DeVoe was FAT as hell-not PHAT either. I like girls who are thick but she didnt look good even for a regular girl on the street. Maybe she just had a baby or has a medical problem or something? No way she could be on camera now.
-Catalina: Looked nice. I love that little hoochie. She looked really bored though.
-Ron Jeremy: Looked like he rolled out of bed wearing a blue 'Metro' t-shirt. Had a throng of people around him and this was in mid afternoon when it wasnt really crowded.
-Gen Padova: Didnt recognize her until after I was already standing next to her. My friend was talking business to everyone. She looked cute too-not like a lot of the porn chicks there. By that I mean when you get close up to a lot of these girls are no really what most would call pretty. They have bad skin and look kinda trashy and not in a good way.
-Seymore Butts: Was very friendly to everyone.
Things I didnt see:
-Evil Angel,Elegant Angel, or Vivid booths?
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#32997 - 06/20/04 04:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Thanks Meanie, I couldn't go so it's cool to hear what went on there good and bad.
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#32998 - 06/20/04 05:25 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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-Gen Padova: Didnt recognize her until after I was already standing next to her. My friend was talking business to everyone. She looked cute too-not like a lot of the porn chicks there. By that I mean when you get close up to a lot of these girls are no really what most would call pretty. They have bad skin and look kinda trashy and not in a good way.
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Its funny I often find it hard to recognise celebrities - I am so used to seeing them in 2 dimensions I guess in pictures and on TV that when I see them in 3 dimensions at first I don't know who they are. I wish I could have gone to LA Erotica. The porn conventions in LA sound so great mainly because girls actually go there and you can see them in person. I am definitely more inclined to buy movies if I've seen the girl in person
I don't know if I'm ever likely to go to LA - if I did I would love to go and see around the porn industry - it would be great if they had tours or something
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#32999 - 06/20/04 06:16 PM
Re: La Erotica STUNK
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 06/18/04
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-Gen Padova: Didnt recognize her until after I was already standing next to her. My friend was talking business to everyone. She looked cute too-not like a lot of the porn chicks there. By that I mean when you get close up to a lot of these girls are no really what most would call pretty. They have bad skin and look kinda trashy and not in a good way.
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Its funny I often find it hard to recognise celebrities - I am so used to seeing them in 2 dimensions I guess in pictures and on TV that when I see them in 3 dimensions at first I don't know who they are. I wish I could have gone to LA Erotica. The porn conventions in LA sound so great mainly because girls actually go there and you can see them in person. I am definitely more inclined to buy movies if I've seen the girl in person
I don't know if I'm ever likely to go to LA - if I did I would love to go and see around the porn industry - it would be great if they had tours or something
Also as a few had mentioned the new girls are usually the ones that are very excited to be there and interact more with the fans. Some of the veteran porners may be tired of the same thing and some fans can be kinda creepy sometimes.
Im in San Diego and the one girl who shot scenes for SMP lived about 10 miles from my friend.
My buddy (runs an adult site) told me that I would like the CES better. Plus you just go to Vegas and make a vacation out of it.
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#33000 - 06/20/04 08:32 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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Thanks for the reports people. I would have liked to met Gen, Kami, and a few other starlets but couldn't get away for the weekend.
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#33002 - 06/21/04 11:58 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
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there was a mad misscommunication, i didnt go, i did shoot fri sat and twice on sun though, i was waiting for francesca to call me, she scrambled to get my pass and shit, but i lost her cell and only had the office number, but mason says my phone isnt working and monkey, I don't handle those things myself, I wouldn't attempt to fight you 
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#33003 - 06/21/04 05:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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You didn't miss anything kami, it stunk. Just horrible and they are talking about the numbers being the highest ever, bet that won't happen next year because im sure im not the only one to think this way about it.
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