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#329835 - 05/19/08 11:27 AM What is the last Movie you watched?
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Lets use this thread to write what the last movie (mainstream) you watched was and whether you liked it or not. Usually people post it in the dvd release thread but i think too many people miss it there. Lets try this thread for reviews, pans and critiques.
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#329836 - 05/19/08 11:30 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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I'll begin.

Watched Juno last night and was mildly disappointed, granted it was because my expectations were for a napolean dynamite kind of comedy and it was not one. No fault of the movie though, Juno was a pretty good flick for what it was, good acting, story and writing BUT NOT a laugh out loud comedy. 7/10 stars.
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#329837 - 05/19/08 11:35 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Watched Schindler's List last night and was mildly disappointed, granted it was because my expectations were for a napolean dynamite kind of comedy and it was not one. No fault of the movie though, Schindler's List was a pretty good flick for what it was, good acting, story and writing BUT NOT a laugh out loud comedy. 7/10 stars.
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#329838 - 05/19/08 11:36 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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You should try Schindler's Fist.
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#329839 - 05/19/08 11:57 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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spongebob season four volume one
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#329840 - 05/19/08 12:22 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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#329841 - 05/19/08 12:57 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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haha, isn't "fear of a krabby patty" on that one? my favorite episode ever is "the fry cook games." no wait, "band geeks," when they play the bubble bowl .

i had the misfortune of watching "the mummy returns" last night. zero wanking bananas.

watched "rendition" last week, and it was very good, even though jake gyllenhaal is a big fag.
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#329842 - 05/19/08 12:59 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Watched all the "Pirates" movies last night. WTF happened in that last one? I couldn't tell what was happening with Jack Sparrows running around everywhere and the ship upside down but it was cool to look at.

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#329843 - 05/19/08 01:03 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Watched all the "Pirates" movies last night. WTF happened in that last one? I couldn't tell what was happening with Jack Sparrows running around everywhere and the ship upside down but it was cool to look at.




Heh, those were my thoughts as well. I think the director was on mushrooms while filming the 3rd one.
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#329844 - 05/19/08 02:20 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Knocked Up at 4am this morning, K. Heigel is sooo hot.

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#329845 - 05/19/08 02:29 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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I yelled "Get an abortion!!!!!" in the theatre during Knocked Up. Last night I watched Pretty In Pink. Again.
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#329846 - 05/19/08 02:31 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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"what about prom, blaine? what about prom, blaine? WHAT ABOUT PROM?"
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#329847 - 05/19/08 02:32 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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#329848 - 05/19/08 02:37 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Watched about half of A Fistful of Dollars before falling asleep last night.
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#329849 - 05/19/08 02:39 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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ah, james spader . throw in a little robert downey, jr. and (forgive me) early eighties rob lowe.
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#329850 - 05/19/08 02:40 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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I yelled "Get an abortion!!!!!" in the theatre during Knocked Up. Last night I watched Pretty In Pink. Again.


I love Pretty in Pink its been on cable for like 2 months now. For real, I didnt understand why she didnt especially with that guy and just getting a big promotion. I fell asleep for the last 40 minutes so I actually didnt see the whole thing.

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#329851 - 05/19/08 03:01 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Because she's a dumb, selfish cunt, Gypsy. My date said I was a keeper after I yelled during Knocked Up.
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#329852 - 05/19/08 03:03 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Were you in a black movie theater?

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#329853 - 05/19/08 03:06 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Because she's a dumb, selfish cunt, Gypsy. My date said I was a keeper after I yelled during Knocked Up.


LOL , it was dumb, was your date a keeper?

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#329854 - 05/19/08 03:08 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Were you in a black movie theater?




No, I was the only one yelling at the screen.
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#329855 - 05/19/08 03:40 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Quote:

Were you in a black movie theater?




No, I was the only one yelling at the screen.




I never knew you were black.
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#329856 - 05/19/08 03:41 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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The Boys & Girls Guide To Getting Down. Saw that on Showtime last week. It was pretty funny. A low budget indie with a bunch of no names. The premise is that it a "guide" to show people how to "get down" in LA divided into different chapters. Starting with whether to go to a club or house party, the difference between Sketchy Drugs (Heroin, Crack and Meth) and Fun Drugs (Weed, Cocaine and Ecstasy). How to get free drinks from the bartender, etc. How to ultimately hook up and how to deal with the awkward waking up with a stranger the next morning. I think it is still floating around on Showtime.
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#329857 - 05/19/08 04:19 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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wha? meth is way more fun than cocaine. cocaine is so overrated.
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#329858 - 05/19/08 04:20 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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wha? meth is way more fun than cocaine. cocaine is so overrated.




Quite the opposite.
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#329859 - 05/19/08 04:23 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
Gigi Offline
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no way. i'd rather have a ball of good crystal than ten of coke. i honestly don't get the appeal of cocaine. not that i haven't done a crapton of it.
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#329860 - 05/19/08 04:44 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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The Prestige and 16 Blocks

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#329861 - 05/19/08 07:05 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Watched all the "Pirates" movies last night. WTF happened in that last one? I couldn't tell what was happening with Jack Sparrows running around everywhere and the ship upside down but it was cool to look at.




They were shooting part three without a script.

As if you couldn't tell ....
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#329862 - 05/19/08 07:09 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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I OnDemanded "Into the Wild"... I had really wanted to see that in the theater but missed it.

Good movie if you like those sort of fictionalized biopics. A little long, but really spoke to my inner adventurous self.
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#329863 - 05/19/08 07:31 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Godalmighty I'm watching "Tommy" on VH1 Classic right now. When Ann Margaret breaks the tv and ends up writhing in "Hi" soap and chocolate sauce it made me feel funny in my pants. That whore is HOT!

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#329864 - 05/20/08 05:45 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Great French horror flick...



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#329865 - 05/20/08 03:58 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Finished up the rest of A Fistful of Dollars last night. Not a bad flick. Got me interested in seeing the rest of the Eastwood westerns(never was really that big of a western fan). His character seems to be one that is ripped-off/payed-homage-to in many other, lesser movies.

I would like to add that I bought this movie a day before Willie's spaghetti western thread, so saying I watched this was not an attempt to fit in with the cool kids on the board.
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#329866 - 05/20/08 04:09 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Capote

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#329867 - 05/20/08 04:11 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Man I can't believe you haven't watched those already, definitely pick up Clint's other Westerns, especially the Spagettis listed in that thread
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#329868 - 05/20/08 04:38 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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watched "caddyshack" the other day. i don't think i had ever watched the whole thing. i let my ten year-old watch it with me but he had to cover his eyes at teh sexy parts. i wouldn't put it passed him to toss a baby ruth in at the Y this summer now.
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#329869 - 05/20/08 07:00 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Interesting response from the person who started the gay name thread.
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#329870 - 05/20/08 08:49 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Last movie I saw in a theater was the latest Harold and Kumar. Really funny if you are a stoner. (like me)

Last movie on at home was Vacancy with Luke Wilson and Kate Beckinsale. It sucked major balls.

Last great movie - There will be blood. Daniel Day Lewis is the best actor alive.
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#329871 - 05/21/08 06:40 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Just watched You Kill Me starring Ben Kingsley last night, I was was really pleasantly surprised with it. Funny and enjoyable. 8/10.
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#329872 - 05/21/08 10:36 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Curse of the Golden Flower. Pretty good movie.
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#329873 - 05/21/08 11:38 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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#329874 - 05/21/08 12:11 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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The Commitments. It's about an Irish band that plays a lot of rock and soul classics in bars. One of my fave movies.
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#329875 - 05/21/08 01:19 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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I watched Speed Racer yesterday, because I won a free ticket. Worst piece of shit I've watched in ages.

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#329876 - 05/21/08 02:35 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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The Commitments. It's about an Irish band that plays a lot of rock and soul classics in bars. One of my fave movies.




Have seen it about five-six times and it's still great. The music is a nice extra.
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#329877 - 05/21/08 02:43 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Great French horror flick...






Great movie... starts creepy with a Halloween kinda vibe and then lets loose with the carnage.

The Europeans seem to be making the best horror right now. [REC], Ils (Them) and The Orphanage are amazing.
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#329878 - 05/21/08 05:39 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Jarhead

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#329879 - 05/21/08 06:52 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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National Treasure 2
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#329880 - 05/21/08 06:53 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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drillbit taylor. it was actually pretty freaking funny. it made me glad that owen wilson did not die, which i didn't think was possible.
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#329881 - 05/21/08 08:05 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Diary of the Dead- Ughh what a steaming pile of poo this was 2/10
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#329882 - 05/22/08 05:16 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Quote:

Great French horror flick...






Great movie... starts creepy with a Halloween kinda vibe and then lets loose with the carnage.

The Europeans seem to be making the best horror right now. [REC], Ils (Them) and The Orphanage are amazing.




The special effects were crazy, and the shots of the baby reacting to what's happening on the outside were particularly disturbing.

I have a screening copy of Ils but I have yet to see it. So it's worth a peek I take it?
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#329883 - 05/22/08 05:18 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Diary of the Dead- Ughh what a steaming pile of poo this was 2/10




Dude, don't even tell me that!! I've been waiting for this one for a while now, but haven't seen it yet. Without giving too much away, what would you say the weak points are?
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#329884 - 05/22/08 11:52 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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No likable characters, too much social commentary at the expense of a enjoyable story were the things that broke it for me. Only thing i liked about the movie was the Almish character that appears halfway into it. The sad thing is- i bought the dvd because i love most zombie flicks
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