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#324301 - 05/01/08 11:06 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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There is a conspicuous absence of a dedicated enema chamber. The toilet is far too small to serve that purpose. Back to the salt mines.
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You can use the engine room as the enema room.
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#324306 - 05/02/08 08:52 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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Alex, do you see your contributions to XPT as some kind of therapy for yourself? Because, frankly, the rest of us couldn't give a shit about your useless fucking doodles.
However, if your constant posting on the banal minituiae of your sad little life is stopping you from carving up runaway teens and making an overcoat from their skins then by all means continue.
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#324307 - 05/02/08 09:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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Why the fuck is this even a thread?
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#324311 - 05/02/08 08:39 PM
Pick A Better Hobby-Lame!
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 05/01/08
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Girlfriend Please....
This shit is like Baseball card collecting or Dungeons and Dragons or maybe Renasaince faire bullshit....Get some pussy rent a hooker or become a Dom Daddy at your local Goth club....You suburban nerd...
Fuck You
Nothing but love son!
PS:I suggest you start drawing bestiality or child porn themes....Much cooler!
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#324313 - 05/02/08 10:15 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Quick Skip:
I was a submariner for 6 years. The only thing this would be good for is an underwater coffin.
No ballast or trim tanks, only half the necessary control surfaces, an oddly placed control room no where near large enough for sonar, radio, & hydraulic controls, no definitive pressure hull, just superstructure.
Hopefully you do these just as doodles and don't serious consider yourself a "designer". I don't want to crush your dreams but they look like a 12 year old drew them.
Ones like this are half a century old, significantly more complicated, and still turned out to be coffins for several thousand sailors.
The QS-01 is just a mere transport mini-sub. It doesnt need all that complex gadgetry.
This is the Panzer Submarine right here:
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#324319 - 05/02/08 10:30 PM
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So is Sultan's Tight Teen Asshole Solution
Now THAT'S rhe first practical invention you've come up with. Expect a flood of PMs from Zenman looking to invest.
What's it made from, besides "Alum."
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#324320 - 05/02/08 11:19 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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So is Sultan's Tight Teen Asshole Solution
Now THAT'S rhe first practical invention you've come up with. Expect a flood of PMs from Zenman looking to invest.
What's it made from, besides "Alum."
It is mostly made from F-12 with some traces of F-3 for slight lubrication. There is also a catalyst solustion for MILFs that can be mixed with the teen solution.
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#324322 - 05/03/08 12:01 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#324324 - 05/03/08 05:01 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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How about some Kalashnikov rifle enema:
This is very OK. Are there different types of nozzles available for this rifle? And do I get a rebate if I order the Tight Teen Solution in one purchase?
144 different nozzles. No rebates.
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#324328 - 05/03/08 02:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
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#324329 - 05/03/08 02:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Panzer, delve into some chemistry please. We need the formula for the best enema solution out there.
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#324330 - 05/03/08 05:45 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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Panzer, delve into some chemistry please. We need the formula for the best enema solution out there.
Hot Sauce Enema
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#324334 - 05/04/08 03:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Stukas im Vizier!!
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#324335 - 05/04/08 04:02 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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top this, panzer
I will, but not any time soon.
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#324336 - 05/04/08 04:10 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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VK Helicopter, from the VK Helicopter story:
Another small story by me:
Paris Hilton was already inside the helicopter, but no one could help her now. Helicopter of the dark army and its team has completed their mission and were en route to the base with their special cargo. The team was relaxing in flight meanwhile the pilot was maneuvering so the coast guard would not pick the helicopter on their radar system. When Paris gained her conscious, she was far away from the coast of America, in which her life was easy and sweet like a strawberry juice.
The helicopter type “VK” was not a simple helicopter, but a very special one. Its prototype was planed and drafted sometime in the early 50’s from the comrade Stalin’s directive for a “very special helicopter”. At that time during the cold war it was essential for the Soviets to have a heavy multi-role helicopter which was capable to operate in any climatic conditions, in day or night. This helicopter would be assigned to the most elite units of the Soviet Red Army. This machine was revolutionary for it’s time: the fuselage was based on a transport plane, there would be two rotors and every one of them would have a pair of turbo-shaft engines.
In the 60’s this project was scraped by the request of Nikita Khrushchev, since he thought that R&D priority should be concentrated on the missile and rocket development. Rockets and missiles were to be the future and primary shield of the soviet citizens of the USSR.
In the early 90’s the chief engineer of the Uralskiy Aero-Technical Engineering Institute (factory Zenit), the Anatoliy Vasilevich Bezrukov has sold the plans and blueprints of all unrealized projects at the black market. He could never imagine that the money that he would receive in return was actually a plastic explosive, and soon after the deal was over he was blown to pieces in his Lada. Evil terrorists under the command of Magud Kikabidze could not leave any witnesses from their “business ventures”.
In the spring of 2002, the Persian prince Al Rahit has requested a new “toy” for himself, which would end up being a luxury helicopter for his hobby-sport, which was hunting for girls for his mega-harem. The price and the delivery would not be a problem for the rich prince Al Rahit, since he was rich enough to buy pretty much everything and everyone. The rich prince had billions of dollars from the profits of selling the “Black Gold”, which was the oil and petrol.
The contest was set up and the Iraq’s Military-Industrial Complex has won it. Under the supervision of General Bakshi, the helicopter was developed and delivered to the rich prince. This helicopter was outfitted with everything that the rich prince has requested: the claw-crane for the lifting and lowering the cargo, the hatch for the claw-crane, anti-personnel rockets with nets, the day and night panoramic sight with zoom cameras and telephoto lenses, cage and other instruments of need. The helicopters armament was the following: the nose-mounted 25mm gatling cannon, the tail-mounted assault system which included a .50 caliber machine gun, grenade launching system and the long-range flamethrower. After the delivery, General Bakshi was rewarded with $170,000,000.00 for his efforts and timely delivery.
When the time has come for the testing of the helicopter, the special “Cobra” unit of prince Al Rahit’s private army has reported that in a small desert village lives an 18 year old girl that was beautiful enough to be in his big harem. The unit commander has also mentioned that the girl studies medicine in school and in her spare time aids the poor sick people. Al Rahit liked the idea of this girl and decided that it would be wise to capture her for his harem since another side-business of his was the monopolistic supply of medicinal products and supplies to the small desert villages at inflated prices.
Every Monday to Friday the girl has walked miles to her one room school at 7:00AM in the morning. The school was 8 miles away in the scorching desert, and at 4:00PM at the evening the girl was on her way to home. The rich prince has decided not to waste any time and ordered his most elite pilot with thick moustaches and aviator sunglasses to get the helicopter in the ready status by 3:45PM sharp. At 3:45PM sharp the helicopter has lifted off the ground for the rich prince’s personal mission. AT 4:03PM the girl exited her one room school and was on her usual route to home. The scorching desert heat, dehydration and the thick constipation which she received by eating the low-quality fried meat that her mother has made for dinner the past evening were slowing down the girl.
The prince Al Rahit has spoted the girl thru his panoramic zoom sight. The girl has heard the helicopter but did not pay any attention to it. In under a minute the helicopter has flown by the girl at the low altitude, at that time the girl started to get worried about the situation and started to walk faster and the helicopter has turned back at the opposite direction. Soon the helicopter started to advance toward the girl again and started to shoot nearby the girl with it’s 25mm gatling cannon, with bullets flying by centimeters away from the young girl’s soft skin. The girl was running fast and has been disoriented from the path to her home. The elite mustached pilot with aviator sunglasses has performed the retreating maneuver once again but in around 2 minutes he was once again on the path to the girl. At this time the anti-personnel rocket with net has been launched at the girl. The net has been deployed in 8 seconds only 5 meters away from the girl. This 18 year old was now inside the net and the mustached pilot knew what to do now, he quickly stabilized the helicopter under the girl, opened the hatch and released the claw-crane. The large claw-crane lifted the captured girl inside the net inside the helicopter, and seconds later the helicopter has flown forward.
Rich prince has stepped out of his co-pilot’s seat and got into the mid-section of the aircraft which housed the claw-crane that has captured the girl inside the net. Prince Al Rahit then released the girl from the claw-crane and shortly cut the net with his military knife. He then proceeded to undress the girly 18 year old girl and started to take off her panties. Her white cotton panties had a shit skid mark in the rear from not quality wiping her own ass with precious newspapers which were in short supply. The front of the panties had a yellow spot that indicated the urine and not wiping of her own cunt. After the girl was naked, the prince put on the black rubber gloves, lubed up his index finger and jammed it into tight 18-year old anus. He then twirled his finger to the clock-wise and counter-clock-wise direction until the teen’s asshole was nice and greasy. Prince then took out the portable enema device and jammed it into lubed and tight teen asshole, then pressed the button that started to pump the enema fluid right into her ass. Prince then unzipped his Armani jeans and started to wank-off to the hot enema action that the 18-year old teen has started to experience.
Shortly, the prince has opened the tail hatch of the helicopter and dragged the girl next to the hatch. He then proceeded to massage her belly and finger her asshole with 2 of his fingers. The girls started to resist but was not able to get away from the muscular hands of the prince. Shortly after the enema fluid started to kick in and began to leak of the tight asshole of the 18 year old girl. The prince then quickly spread out the ass-cheeks of the tight 18 year old girl and the enema has expulsed from her asshole right thru the open tail section hatch. During this time the helicopter was flying by the small local market, and enema fluid as well as the intestinal fecal contents from the girl’s ass has started to land right onto merchants, buyers and local pedestrians which were confused as they were caked with teen crap.
-Alex Panzer
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#324337 - 05/04/08 04:11 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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#324339 - 05/04/08 04:14 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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#324341 - 05/04/08 04:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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I enjoy watching all these drawings. Nice work, Alex.
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#324342 - 05/04/08 04:20 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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I enjoy watching all these drawings. Nice work, Alex.
Thanks. Maybe I can make a coffee table book of my designs in the future.
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#324349 - 05/04/08 06:58 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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Underground Tank:
By "underground" you mean enema, right?
Subterranean.
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#324358 - 05/18/08 02:29 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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HORRIBLE. You fucking spambot, who the fuck are you designing for? The editor of Chernobyl Vogue? Sunny Lane wouldn't even wear that shit. You have NO concept of style. Or anything. DIE.
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#324360 - 05/18/08 08:18 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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T.I.H.(Tiny Island Hideout):
Where's the gun turret?
There is only a machinegun and a shoulder-fired missile.
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#324361 - 05/18/08 08:34 AM
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Underground Tank:
Yeah, right. Panzer my ass. You're more like a Yugo:
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#324366 - 05/18/08 03:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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What is a an Enema Samovar and how does it work? P.S. I like the valley slut pants.
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#324367 - 05/18/08 03:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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You people are all a bunch of sheep.
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#324370 - 05/18/08 04:01 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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What is a an Enema Samovar and how does it work?
P.S. I like the valley slut pants.
It is a machine that brews special herbal-enfused enema enema serums.
You fire up the charcoal stove that is right below the main chamber, add water or other liquid, then you add the desired herbs and spices and lock all the holes. The serum will brew under pressure and you can monitor it thru the small cicrcular window and see the pressure on the hauge. Once the serum is ready you just hook up the hose to the faucet that is on the left and hook the nozzle up into the asshole.
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#324372 - 05/18/08 06:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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I know it is only May but can we go ahead and give Alex his 2008 XPT award for poster most likely to have his face on an over the shoulder shot during the local news on WNBC now.
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#324373 - 05/19/08 04:31 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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#324374 - 05/19/08 04:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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I didn't know Beyoncee was in My Little Mermaid.
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#324375 - 05/19/08 04:34 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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#324376 - 05/19/08 04:38 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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#324378 - 05/31/08 04:11 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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#324380 - 06/01/08 08:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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One of my underground prison layouts:
You might need that one soon.
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#324381 - 06/01/08 08:49 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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One of my underground prison layouts:
You might need that one soon.
Me and you in the same cell?
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#324384 - 06/02/08 08:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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for every one of these "designs" uploaded to xpt a relevant, probably funny and possibly classic picture gets bumped off the server/hd forever.
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#324385 - 06/02/08 08:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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No, we're only losing smartt's old tranny pics. That's a good thing.
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#324388 - 06/07/08 11:54 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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#324389 - 06/07/08 11:55 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
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#324390 - 06/07/08 12:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Does the end of the Cold War sadden you?
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#324391 - 06/07/08 12:43 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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Does the end of the Cold War sadden you?
Yes.
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#324396 - 07/01/08 09:00 PM
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Panzer..
I'd like to throw you in a vat of boiling chicken grease and use your floating flesh to wipe my ass.
You'd like that wouldn't you?.
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#324399 - 07/12/08 09:00 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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#324400 - 07/12/08 09:01 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
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#324401 - 07/12/08 09:02 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
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#324402 - 07/12/08 03:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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When did Manute Bol become an inspiration for fashion figures?
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#324403 - 07/12/08 03:46 PM
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When did Manute Bol become an inspiration for fashion figures?
Knowing nothing about Basketball, I had to Google that. Spot on, though.
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#324404 - 07/12/08 05:04 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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When did Manute Bol become an inspiration for fashion figures?
It is a "9 heads" rule.
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#324408 - 08/09/08 08:19 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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Why does everything have to be in a bunker? Doesn't that inflate the cost?
Because people generally don't look below ground. And it keeps things more interesting.
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#324412 - 09/08/08 07:25 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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Those colors are awful Panzer well unless your customer base is the Hardcore girls.
I like the colors. The lipstick is a dual use product: a lipstick and anal lube.
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#324416 - 02/08/09 07:48 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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Brilliant, this stuff should be hanging in a gallery somewhere.
I especially like 'Rural Enema Clinic' and 'T.I.H Tiny Island Hideout'.
There is also Enema Cufflinks. They can come in 4 flavors: regular, extreme, hot sauce and teeny:
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#324418 - 02/08/09 03:00 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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Alex why do you write the words in russian text but not translate them to russian?
How you know?
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#324419 - 02/08/09 03:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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Loc: Great America
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Enema Hospital plan sketch:
if have a heliport you should design a Enemacopter
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#324420 - 02/08/09 03:11 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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Enema Hospital plan sketch:
if have a heliport you should design a Enemacopter
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#324421 - 02/08/09 04:36 PM
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Brilliant, this stuff should be hanging in a gallery somewhere.
I especially like 'Rural Enema Clinic' and 'T.I.H Tiny Island Hideout'.
There is also Enema Cufflinks. They can come in 4 flavors: regular, extreme, hot sauce and teeny:
Alex how do you plan to use the enema cuff links?
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#324422 - 02/08/09 04:54 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Brilliant, this stuff should be hanging in a gallery somewhere.
I especially like 'Rural Enema Clinic' and 'T.I.H Tiny Island Hideout'.
There is also Enema Cufflinks. They can come in 4 flavors: regular, extreme, hot sauce and teeny:
Alex how do you plan to use the enema cuff links?
You take a bottle of compressed enema fluid that is on the right, and alight it with the cufflink,s refueling port and press it in. Like a lighter fuel. One cufflink can be used for lube and the other can be used with enema fluid.
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#324423 - 02/08/09 04:58 PM
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Registered: 12/25/08
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Brilliant, this stuff should be hanging in a gallery somewhere.
I especially like 'Rural Enema Clinic' and 'T.I.H Tiny Island Hideout'.
There is also Enema Cufflinks. They can come in 4 flavors: regular, extreme, hot sauce and teeny:
Alex how do you plan to use the enema cuff links?
You take a bottle of compressed enema fluid that is on the right, and alight it with the cufflink,s refueling port and press it in. Like a lighter fuel. One cufflink can be used for lube and the other can be used with enema fluid.
James Bond style enema.
You are the pervert version of Q
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#324424 - 02/08/09 05:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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Brilliant, this stuff should be hanging in a gallery somewhere.
I especially like 'Rural Enema Clinic' and 'T.I.H Tiny Island Hideout'.
There is also Enema Cufflinks. They can come in 4 flavors: regular, extreme, hot sauce and teeny:
Alex how do you plan to use the enema cuff links?
You take a bottle of compressed enema fluid that is on the right, and alight it with the cufflink,s refueling port and press it in. Like a lighter fuel. One cufflink can be used for lube and the other can be used with enema fluid.
and how you are gonna deal with whores with clothes(just in case your devices are for undercover operations )?
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#324425 - 02/08/09 06:34 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Brilliant, this stuff should be hanging in a gallery somewhere.
I especially like 'Rural Enema Clinic' and 'T.I.H Tiny Island Hideout'.
There is also Enema Cufflinks. They can come in 4 flavors: regular, extreme, hot sauce and teeny:
Alex how do you plan to use the enema cuff links?
You take a bottle of compressed enema fluid that is on the right, and alight it with the cufflink,s refueling port and press it in. Like a lighter fuel. One cufflink can be used for lube and the other can be used with enema fluid.
and how you are gonna deal with whores with clothes(just in case your devices are for undercover operations )?
It's only cufflinks.
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#324430 - 02/13/09 05:38 PM
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Gag Factor Guru
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You are "special", too, Alex.
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Two downloads? He's busy making an enema bus...
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#324431 - 02/13/09 05:49 PM
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Obviously you're sharing this crap to feed whatever is left of your battered, forgotten ego. You work a demeaning job, but fantasize that you missed your calling. You lamely tell yourself that you're misunderstood and could have been a sucessful architect, industrial designer or something sumilar. Reality check: doodles like yours can be seen in the school notebook of almost every geeky loner 7th grade Dungeons & Dragons fan. You are not special in any way. The world was correct in its original assessment.
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#324433 - 02/13/09 06:23 PM
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[panzer]
Hi!
I'm Alex and all I have to say is boring useless noise. No body can identify with me because I am am the biggest loser ever to be born. I live with my mother and work at Burger King, where I really enjoy having a discount. Greasy food makes drool all over myself in anticipation of that first bite. I like to talk about "exercise", but I don't really know what the term means. I hope no one takes notice. Also, I am a virgin with the mentality of a kindergartner who is fixated on his own poop...
I am pleased to meet you.
Manlove and douche nozzles,
Alex G. (that is what my Burger King name tag says anyhow)
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#324434 - 02/13/09 06:24 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Hi! I'm Alex and all I have to say is boring useless noise. [/panzer]
You are not welcome here, just to let you know.
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#324435 - 02/13/09 06:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
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You take offense to that? I thought you had gotten used to being called out as a boring worthless and totally repetitive poster.
Sorry about that, my mistake. I must have been thinking of someone else. Oops.
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#324436 - 02/13/09 06:51 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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You take offense to that? I thought you had gotten used to being called out as a boring worthless and totally repetitive poster.
Sorry about that, my mistake. I must have been thinking of someone else. Oops.
Let me know when the next time your next vermin will die so I can have a laugh.
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#324437 - 02/13/09 06:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Seriously, I apologized. I must have been thinking of someone else who makes mindless posts all the time.
Please disregard my previous posts, I must have mistaken you for some other shitty and tragically sad poster.
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#324438 - 02/13/09 07:40 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Seriously, I apologized. I must have been thinking of someone else who makes mindless posts all the time.
Please disregard my previous posts, I must have mistaken you for some other shitty and tragically sad poster.
You can take your apology and stick it up your own inspected ass.
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#324441 - 02/13/09 08:42 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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your own inspected ass.
You're inspecting my ass now? Why would you want to do that?
Seriously ask yourself why you typed that. You're an idiot.
You prove my points that you are a totally boring poster and a loser at your real life as well. I mean, how low can you stoop? You just wrote about looking at my ass.
The fountain of total failure runs dry as you slurp your life from it's spout.
You told on ADT forums that you had anal inspection.
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#324443 - 02/13/09 09:00 PM
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I'll say this about Alex, without coming to his defense but simply stating fact: Some of his sketches are very well done. The color rendering of the ink cartridge is one of them. A few of the sketches in this thread are really nice even if the subject matter is sophomoric. His execution in some of the other sketches is less so. I think he has a talent for illustration and he shows some improvement from one to the next which indicates to me he learns from the coursework he takes. My advice to Alex is to draw with firmer less tentative strokes even if it means buying softer leads. A straight line doesn't have to be perfectly straight- it can be communicated by it's boldness. Less of the tentative multi-scratched lines to form one line or, if necessary, use a hard lead to sketch out the form using that multi-line method then follow the line with one decisive stroke from a bolder medium.Try to draw each line in one continuous motion even if it means erasing or trashing the paper. It's a matter of training your arm and hand to record your minds bidding.
And Conquistador- you did post very publicly about being anally probed by the Doctor with Marty Feldman eyes.
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#324444 - 02/13/09 09:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I did. But I had no way of knowing Alex would become so interested in it. I forgot about it before Alex did.
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#324445 - 02/13/09 09:42 PM
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Panzer, why not go to Israel where your design skills could be used to help secure the stolen land?
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#324453 - 02/26/09 06:57 PM
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Registered: 03/22/07
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The building's slogan would be "Wait until you see this shit."
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#324455 - 02/26/09 09:26 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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My parents messed it up:
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#324460 - 09/29/09 08:55 PM
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On the other note: FUCK!!! My mom sneaked up on me and I gave her the ice cream that I made and only when she walked away I realized that BDM's pic of the asshole was on my screen.
That probably gave her "gooseflesh" like the lady your grandma worked with. You're in for some more loving tonight!
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#324461 - 09/29/09 09:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Maybe she looked at it quickly and thought they were Russian Doughnuts. You should ask for them for breakfast.
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#324464 - 09/30/09 07:31 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Lady GaGa a/k/a Lady CaCa sucks.
Po-Po-Po Pouuuuuuuuuuuuuuker FaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaace
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#324472 - 12/22/09 01:11 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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i bet that gia jordache die for be your model when you decide to launch your clothing line
I'll pay her in Campbell's gravy and Ronzoni pasta coupons
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#324473 - 12/22/09 01:11 PM
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Rio:
Wow! Moving on the floor now babe you're a bird of paradise. Cherry ice cream smile I suppose it's very nice With a step to your left and a flick to the right You catch that mirror way out west You know you're something special and you look like you're the best.
Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand. Just like that river twisting through a dusty land. And when she shines she really shows you all she can Oh Rio Rio dance across the Rio Grande.
I've seen you on the beach and I've seen you on T.V. Two, of a billion stars, it means so much to me Like a birthday or a pretty view But then I'm sure that you know it's just for you
Hey now (wow), look at that. Did he really run you down? At the end of the drive, the lawmen arrive you make me feel alive alive alive
I'll take my chance 'cause luck is on my side I tell you something I know what you're thinking I tell you something, I know what you're thinking
Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand Just like that river twists across a dusty land. And when she shines she really shows you all she can. Oh Rio Rio dance across the Rio Grande Her name is Rio she don't need to understand I might find her if I'm looking like I can Oh Rio Rio hear them shout across the land From mountains in the North down to the Rio Grande
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#324475 - 01/22/10 09:52 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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#324476 - 01/23/10 12:06 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
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Loc: Mississippi
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Why is the "S" on Sharpie written backwards?
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#324477 - 01/23/10 01:37 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Why is the "S" on Sharpie written backwards?
I dont know, I probably had the sheet upside down.
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#324481 - 01/23/10 11:03 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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Dyslexia of some sort?
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#324482 - 01/23/10 12:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Could just be an some kind of Panzer Cyrillic alphabet variant.
Russian already uses a backwards R ["ya"] and N [long "e"].
There is no "S" character. They use "C" for the "S" sound, but that wouldn't be used in "Sharpie"
They have a character for our "sh" combination at the beginning of "Sharpie". Looks a bit like a Hebrew "Shin" or our capital sanserif "E" lying on its back.
I tried entering in the characters to show you, but either Mozilla is having an issue or this forum is rejecting them.
I'm going to try a "suggested" Russian transliteration of "Sharpie" as an image ...
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#324483 - 01/23/10 06:14 PM
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Because Tranzer is stupid.
Occam's razor.
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#324484 - 07/24/10 05:00 PM
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