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#324394 - 06/07/08 04:29 PM Re: My Designs
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Fat chick with pig buttplug:



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#324395 - 07/01/08 08:56 PM Re: My Designs
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Steel Holding Cell


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#324396 - 07/01/08 09:00 PM Re: My Designs
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Panzer..

I'd like to throw you in a vat of boiling chicken grease and use your floating flesh to wipe my ass.

You'd like that wouldn't you?.
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#324397 - 07/01/08 09:01 PM Re: My Designs
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Small Underground Facility



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#324398 - 07/12/08 08:59 AM Re: My Designs
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Some more of the fashion figures:



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#324399 - 07/12/08 09:00 AM Re: My Designs
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#324400 - 07/12/08 09:01 AM Re: My Designs
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#324401 - 07/12/08 09:02 AM Re: My Designs
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#324402 - 07/12/08 03:40 PM Re: My Designs
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When did Manute Bol become an inspiration for fashion figures?
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#324403 - 07/12/08 03:46 PM Re: My Designs
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When did Manute Bol become an inspiration for fashion figures?




Knowing nothing about Basketball, I had to Google that. Spot on, though.




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#324404 - 07/12/08 05:04 PM Re: My Designs
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When did Manute Bol become an inspiration for fashion figures?



It is a "9 heads" rule.

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#324405 - 07/12/08 09:57 PM Re: My Designs
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#324406 - 08/09/08 08:00 PM Re: My Designs
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Here is the close-up of entrance to the Underground Shower Bunker:



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#324407 - 08/09/08 08:09 PM Re: My Designs
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Why does everything have to be in a bunker? Doesn't that inflate the cost?
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#324408 - 08/09/08 08:19 PM Re: My Designs
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Why does everything have to be in a bunker? Doesn't that inflate the cost?



Because people generally don't look below ground. And it keeps things more interesting.

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#324409 - 08/09/08 08:20 PM Re: My Designs
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Bizarre Gumby fetish?
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#324410 - 09/07/08 11:24 PM Re: My Designs
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Panzer Cosmetics:




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#324411 - 09/08/08 08:12 AM Re: My Designs
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Those colors are awful Panzer well unless your customer base is the Hardcore girls.

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#324412 - 09/08/08 07:25 PM Re: My Designs
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Those colors are awful Panzer well unless your customer base is the Hardcore girls.



I like the colors. The lipstick is a dual use product: a lipstick and anal lube.

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#324413 - 02/07/09 08:52 PM Re: My Designs
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Enema Hospital plan sketch:



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#324414 - 02/08/09 06:34 AM Re: My Designs
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Gatehouse:



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#324415 - 02/08/09 06:49 AM Re: My Designs
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Brilliant, this stuff should be hanging in a gallery somewhere.

I especially like 'Rural Enema Clinic' and 'T.I.H Tiny Island Hideout'.

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#324416 - 02/08/09 07:48 AM Re: My Designs
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Brilliant, this stuff should be hanging in a gallery somewhere.

I especially like 'Rural Enema Clinic' and 'T.I.H Tiny Island Hideout'.



There is also Enema Cufflinks. They can come in 4 flavors: regular, extreme, hot sauce and teeny:



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#324417 - 02/08/09 02:16 PM Re: My Designs
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Alex why do you write the words in russian text but not translate them to russian?


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#324418 - 02/08/09 03:00 PM Re: My Designs
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Alex why do you write the words in russian text but not translate them to russian?




How you know?

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#324419 - 02/08/09 03:05 PM Re: My Designs
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Enema Hospital plan sketch:






if have a heliport you should design a Enemacopter

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#324420 - 02/08/09 03:11 PM Re: My Designs
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Quote:

Quote:

Enema Hospital plan sketch:






if have a heliport you should design a Enemacopter




There's this one:


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#324421 - 02/08/09 04:36 PM Re: My Designs
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Quote:

Quote:

Brilliant, this stuff should be hanging in a gallery somewhere.

I especially like 'Rural Enema Clinic' and 'T.I.H Tiny Island Hideout'.



There is also Enema Cufflinks. They can come in 4 flavors: regular, extreme, hot sauce and teeny:







Alex how do you plan to use the enema cuff links?

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#324422 - 02/08/09 04:54 PM Re: My Designs
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Brilliant, this stuff should be hanging in a gallery somewhere.

I especially like 'Rural Enema Clinic' and 'T.I.H Tiny Island Hideout'.



There is also Enema Cufflinks. They can come in 4 flavors: regular, extreme, hot sauce and teeny:







Alex how do you plan to use the enema cuff links?



You take a bottle of compressed enema fluid that is on the right, and alight it with the cufflink,s refueling port and press it in. Like a lighter fuel. One cufflink can be used for lube and the other can be used with enema fluid.

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#324423 - 02/08/09 04:58 PM Re: My Designs
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Brilliant, this stuff should be hanging in a gallery somewhere.

I especially like 'Rural Enema Clinic' and 'T.I.H Tiny Island Hideout'.



There is also Enema Cufflinks. They can come in 4 flavors: regular, extreme, hot sauce and teeny:







Alex how do you plan to use the enema cuff links?



You take a bottle of compressed enema fluid that is on the right, and alight it with the cufflink,s refueling port and press it in. Like a lighter fuel. One cufflink can be used for lube and the other can be used with enema fluid.




James Bond style enema.

You are the pervert version of Q

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#324424 - 02/08/09 05:55 PM Re: My Designs
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Brilliant, this stuff should be hanging in a gallery somewhere.

I especially like 'Rural Enema Clinic' and 'T.I.H Tiny Island Hideout'.



There is also Enema Cufflinks. They can come in 4 flavors: regular, extreme, hot sauce and teeny:







Alex how do you plan to use the enema cuff links?



You take a bottle of compressed enema fluid that is on the right, and alight it with the cufflink,s refueling port and press it in. Like a lighter fuel. One cufflink can be used for lube and the other can be used with enema fluid.




and how you are gonna deal with whores with clothes(just in case your devices are for undercover operations )?

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#324425 - 02/08/09 06:34 PM Re: My Designs
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Brilliant, this stuff should be hanging in a gallery somewhere.

I especially like 'Rural Enema Clinic' and 'T.I.H Tiny Island Hideout'.



There is also Enema Cufflinks. They can come in 4 flavors: regular, extreme, hot sauce and teeny:







Alex how do you plan to use the enema cuff links?



You take a bottle of compressed enema fluid that is on the right, and alight it with the cufflink,s refueling port and press it in. Like a lighter fuel. One cufflink can be used for lube and the other can be used with enema fluid.




and how you are gonna deal with whores with clothes(just in case your devices are for undercover operations )?



It's only cufflinks.

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#324426 - 02/08/09 07:21 PM Re: My Designs
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you forgot someone...



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#324427 - 02/09/09 05:34 AM Re: My Designs
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Anal Swirly Stick. Old design but I just found it.



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#324428 - 02/11/09 06:04 PM Re: My Designs
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I started working on another design: The Circular Prison Facility (CPF)

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#324429 - 02/13/09 05:30 PM Re: My Designs
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And this is a Very Special Swimming Pool (VSSP):



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#324430 - 02/13/09 05:38 PM Re: My Designs
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You are "special", too, Alex.



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Two downloads? He's busy making an enema bus...


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#324431 - 02/13/09 05:49 PM Re: My Designs
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Obviously you're sharing this crap to feed whatever is left of your battered, forgotten ego. You work a demeaning job, but fantasize that you missed your calling. You lamely tell yourself that you're misunderstood and could have been a sucessful architect, industrial designer or something sumilar. Reality check: doodles like yours can be seen in the school notebook of almost every geeky loner 7th grade Dungeons & Dragons fan. You are not special in any way. The world was correct in its original assessment.
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#324432 - 02/13/09 06:17 PM Re: My Designs
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The VSSP can do all kinds of things. The depth of the inner well of the pool can be adjusted from 0 feet all the way to 9 feet down. The upper structure of the pool can tilt 10-degrees in left and right direction. The window-walls can descend all the way down into the floor, the lid-cage that lock onto the window-wall can be removed with a special U-shaped crane rig. There is also a bubble generator and parts of the pool's floor is made from color-variable cathode lights.

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#324433 - 02/13/09 06:23 PM Re: My Designs
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[panzer]

Hi!
I'm Alex and all I have to say is boring useless noise. No body can identify with me because I am am the biggest loser ever to be born. I live with my mother and work at Burger King, where I really enjoy having a discount. Greasy food makes drool all over myself in anticipation of that first bite. I like to talk about "exercise", but I don't really know what the term means. I hope no one takes notice. Also, I am a virgin with the mentality of a kindergartner who is fixated on his own poop...

I am pleased to meet you.

Manlove and douche nozzles,
Alex G. (that is what my Burger King name tag says anyhow)
[/panzer]


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#324434 - 02/13/09 06:24 PM Re: My Designs
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Quote:

[panzer]

Hi!
I'm Alex and all I have to say is boring useless noise.
[/panzer]



You are not welcome here, just to let you know.

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#324435 - 02/13/09 06:41 PM Re: My Designs
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You take offense to that? I thought you had gotten used to being called out as a boring worthless and totally repetitive poster.

Sorry about that, my mistake. I must have been thinking of someone else. Oops.
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#324436 - 02/13/09 06:51 PM Re: My Designs
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You take offense to that? I thought you had gotten used to being called out as a boring worthless and totally repetitive poster.

Sorry about that, my mistake. I must have been thinking of someone else. Oops.



Let me know when the next time your next vermin will die so I can have a laugh.

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#324437 - 02/13/09 06:55 PM Re: My Designs
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Seriously, I apologized. I must have been thinking of someone else who makes mindless posts all the time.

Please disregard my previous posts, I must have mistaken you for some other shitty and tragically sad poster.
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#324438 - 02/13/09 07:40 PM Re: My Designs
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Seriously, I apologized. I must have been thinking of someone else who makes mindless posts all the time.

Please disregard my previous posts, I must have mistaken you for some other shitty and tragically sad poster.



You can take your apology and stick it up your own inspected ass.

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#324439 - 02/13/09 07:55 PM Re: My Designs
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your own inspected ass.




You're inspecting my ass now? Why would you want to do that?

Seriously ask yourself why you typed that. You're an idiot.

You prove my points that you are a totally boring poster and a loser at your real life as well. I mean, how low can you stoop? You just wrote about looking at my ass.

The fountain of total failure runs dry as you slurp your life from it's spout.
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#324440 - 02/13/09 08:24 PM Re: My Designs
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-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy


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#324441 - 02/13/09 08:42 PM Re: My Designs
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Quote:

Quote:

your own inspected ass.




You're inspecting my ass now? Why would you want to do that?

Seriously ask yourself why you typed that. You're an idiot.

You prove my points that you are a totally boring poster and a loser at your real life as well. I mean, how low can you stoop? You just wrote about looking at my ass.

The fountain of total failure runs dry as you slurp your life from it's spout.



You told on ADT forums that you had anal inspection.

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#324442 - 02/13/09 08:56 PM Re: My Designs
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This might get me banned, but I've had my ass inspected. Can you see the cancer? This is about 7 inches in with the colon scope.



-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy


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#324443 - 02/13/09 09:00 PM Re: My Designs
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I'll say this about Alex, without coming to his defense but simply stating fact: Some of his sketches are very well done. The color rendering of the ink cartridge is one of them. A few of the sketches in this thread are really nice even if the subject matter is sophomoric. His execution in some of the other sketches is less so. I think he has a talent for illustration and he shows some improvement from one to the next which indicates to me he learns from the coursework he takes. My advice to Alex is to draw with firmer less tentative strokes even if it means buying softer leads. A straight line doesn't have to be perfectly straight- it can be communicated by it's boldness. Less of the tentative multi-scratched lines to form one line or, if necessary, use a hard lead to sketch out the form using that multi-line method then follow the line with one decisive stroke from a bolder medium.Try to draw each line in one continuous motion even if it means erasing or trashing the paper. It's a matter of training your arm and hand to record your minds bidding.

And Conquistador- you did post very publicly about being anally probed by the Doctor with Marty Feldman eyes.

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