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#321856 - 04/24/08 11:59 AM what are some movies
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youd like to see remade as porn?
im votin valley girl
has that been done yet?
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#321857 - 04/24/08 12:04 PM Re: what are some movies
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twin peaks would be rad as hardcore too
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#321858 - 04/24/08 12:06 PM Re: what are some movies
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ferris bueller
thats probably already been done though
hehe
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#321859 - 04/24/08 12:24 PM Re: what are some movies
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here's christianxxx and donny long's vote

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#321860 - 04/24/08 12:24 PM Re: what are some movies
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Quote:

here's christianxxx and donny long's vote







huh?
lol
you mean a movie about their fued sasha?
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#321861 - 04/24/08 12:26 PM Re: what are some movies
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stop posting.
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#321862 - 04/24/08 12:27 PM Re: what are some movies
pretty Offline
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Loc: colorado
nope
quit trolling me

people might see it as you liking me


dork
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#321863 - 04/24/08 12:31 PM Re: what are some movies
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Quote:

here's christianxxx and donny long's vote






ohok sasha
the picture of the poster didnt come up the first time i read it
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#321864 - 04/24/08 12:58 PM Re: what are some movies
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im not trolling, im just saying, stop posting.
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#321865 - 04/24/08 01:00 PM Re: what are some movies
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Quote:

im not trolling, im just saying, stop posting.




troll

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#321866 - 04/24/08 02:18 PM Re: what are some movies
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Quote:

twin peaks would be rad as hardcore too





At first glance the only word I saw was "rad," a Rad porn would be sweet.

Cru Jones for the win.

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#321867 - 04/24/08 03:17 PM Re: what are some movies
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Quote:

Quote:

im not trolling, im just saying, stop posting.




troll




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#321868 - 04/24/08 03:20 PM Re: what are some movies
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Quote:

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im not trolling, im just saying, stop posting.




troll









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#321869 - 04/24/08 03:25 PM Re: what are some movies
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Casablanca. With a blowbang or two at Rick's gin joint.
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#321870 - 04/24/08 03:25 PM Re: what are some movies
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Horton Hears a Ho.
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#321871 - 04/24/08 03:27 PM Re: what are some movies
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#321872 - 04/24/08 03:47 PM Re: what are some movies
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Jennifer Connelly's scenes in "Requiem for a Dream".

Especially ... the one with Keith David and ...



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#321873 - 04/24/08 04:33 PM Re: what are some movies
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Pretty in Pink?
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#321874 - 04/24/08 05:14 PM Re: what are some movies
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Donny Long starring in Midnight Express.
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#321875 - 04/24/08 06:33 PM Re: what are some movies
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#321876 - 04/24/08 06:38 PM Re: what are some movies
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Jennifer Connelly's scenes in "Requiem for a Dream".

Especially ... the one with Keith David and ...





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#321877 - 04/24/08 07:05 PM Re: what are some movies
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The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh, Gia Jordan could star as Magic Mona.

Mother, Jugs and Speed.

12 Angry Men, all women cast.

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#321878 - 04/24/08 07:37 PM Re: what are some movies
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The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh, Gia Jordan could star as Magic Mona.

Mother, Jugs and Speed.

12 Angry Men, all women cast.




How about JM Productions 12 Angry Men Bukkake. 12 frustrated jurors deal out justice on a guilty whore...the JM way.
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#321879 - 04/24/08 07:52 PM Re: what are some movies
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Quote:

Quote:

The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh, Gia Jordan could star as Magic Mona.

Mother, Jugs and Speed.

12 Angry Men, all women cast.




How about JM Productions 12 Angry Men Bukkake. 12 frustrated jurors deal out justice on a guilty whore...the JM way.




zen, my good man, you've topped yourself once again
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#321880 - 04/24/08 08:57 PM Re: what are some movies
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Eating Raoul and a Few Ho's.
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#321881 - 04/24/08 09:00 PM Re: what are some movies
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh, Gia Jordan could star as Magic Mona.

Mother, Jugs and Speed.

12 Angry Men, all women cast.




How about JM Productions 12 Angry Men Bukkake. 12 frustrated jurors deal out justice on a guilty whore...the JM way.




zen, my good man, you've topped yourself once again




Im going to make sure jeff sees this one. I think it'll work.
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#321882 - 04/24/08 09:04 PM Re: what are some movies
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh, Gia Jordan could star as Magic Mona.

Mother, Jugs and Speed.

12 Angry Men, all women cast.




How about JM Productions 12 Angry Men Bukkake. 12 frustrated jurors deal out justice on a guilty whore...the JM way.




zen, my good man, you've topped yourself once again




Im going to make sure jeff sees this one. I think it'll work.




Best if it's a HUNG jury ...




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#321883 - 04/24/08 09:04 PM Re: what are some movies
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Eating Raoul




Say what now?

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#321884 - 04/24/08 09:07 PM Re: what are some movies
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Quote:

youd like to see remade as porn?




Cool Handjob Lucy instead of Cool Hand Luke. She doesn't swallow 50 eggs, she swallows 50 loads.

It was a TV show and not a movie, but The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew seems ripe for a conversion to porn. Pamela Sue Martin would have been a great hardcore actress.
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#321885 - 04/24/08 09:07 PM Re: what are some movies
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh, Gia Jordan could star as Magic Mona.

Mother, Jugs and Speed.

12 Angry Men, all women cast.




How about JM Productions 12 Angry Men Bukkake. 12 frustrated jurors deal out justice on a guilty whore...the JM way.




zen, my good man, you've topped yourself once again




Im going to make sure jeff sees this one. I think it'll work.




make sure we get henry fondle on the project. he's integral
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#321886 - 04/24/08 09:11 PM Re: what are some movies
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Pamela Sue Martin would have been a great hardcore actress.






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#321887 - 04/24/08 09:31 PM Re: what are some movies
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#321888 - 04/25/08 12:49 AM Re: what are some movies
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Not Without My Daughter




oh gia
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#321889 - 04/25/08 06:19 AM Re: what are some movies
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St Trinians
A League of Their Own
The Great Escape (Annette Schwartz as a POW camp commandant!)
Zulu (the IR possibilities are endless)
National Velvet (great stable scenes and sexual identity confusion)
Supergirl
The Last Samurai
The Ten Commandments (great orgy scene!)
Bring It On
Gwendoline in the land of the Yik-Yak
The Little Mermaid

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#321890 - 04/25/08 08:30 AM Re: what are some movies
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh, Gia Jordan could star as Magic Mona.

Mother, Jugs and Speed.

12 Angry Men, all women cast.




How about JM Productions 12 Angry Men Bukkake. 12 frustrated jurors deal out justice on a guilty whore...the JM way.




zen, my good man, you've topped yourself once again





yes!
rad idea!
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#321891 - 04/25/08 10:06 AM Re: what are some movies
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#321892 - 04/25/08 10:11 AM Re: what are some movies
Gigi Offline
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jurassic park, starring these whores:
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#321893 - 04/25/08 10:20 AM Re: what are some movies
destro Offline
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which one is pretty?

Quote:

jurassic park, starring these whores:



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#321894 - 04/25/08 10:20 AM Re: what are some movies
Sasha D. Cheynerat Offline
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Posts: 340
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Quote:

jurassic park, starring these whores:





how about "jurassic pork"
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#321895 - 04/25/08 10:21 AM Re: what are some movies
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how about "jurassic pork"




Already been done homie...




"Simpsons did it!!"


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#321897 - 04/25/08 10:27 AM Re: what are some movies
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Registered: 08/22/07
Posts: 340
Loc: Uranus
Quote:

Quote:

how about "jurassic pork"




Already been done homie...




"Simpsons did it!!"




not surprising. kaylani lei=
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#321899 - 04/25/08 10:43 AM Re: what are some movies
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Registered: 08/22/07
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Lets see, for Tritone. "Guess who's coming to Dinner"

http://www.dvdmg.com/comingtodinner.shtml

As a Sasha Grey Vehicle

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Educating_Rita_%28film%29

In "educating Sasha" her tutors tire of her psuedo intellectual whining and brutally fuck her when-ever she mentions existentialism.





nomination for the post of the day
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#321900 - 04/25/08 10:57 AM Re: what are some movies
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Schindler's Fist....
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#321901 - 04/25/08 11:01 AM Re: what are some movies
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Schindler's Fist....




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#321902 - 04/25/08 11:02 AM Re: what are some movies
Sasha D. Cheynerat Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/22/07
Posts: 340
Loc: Uranus
kunt pow: enter the fist
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#321903 - 04/25/08 11:04 AM Re: what are some movies
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As a Sasha Grey Vehicle

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Educating_Rita_%28film%29

In "educating Sasha" her tutors tire of her psuedo intellectual whining and brutally fuck her when-ever she mentions existentialism.




Existence precedes essence, you worthless whore.



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#321904 - 04/25/08 01:04 PM Re: what are some movies
Gigi Offline
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chitty chitty gang bang
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#321905 - 04/25/08 01:06 PM Re: what are some movies
Sasha D. Cheynerat Offline
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Registered: 08/22/07
Posts: 340
Loc: Uranus
Quote:

chitty chitty gang bang




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#321906 - 04/25/08 01:28 PM Re: what are some movies
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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chitty chitty gang bang









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#321907 - 04/25/08 01:29 PM Re: what are some movies
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Quote:

Quote:

Schindler's Fist....









And still I languish here with the same amount of stars as Darth and Katrina....
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