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#319354 - 08/11/08 06:21 PM
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#319356 - 08/13/08 11:33 AM
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#319357 - 08/13/08 12:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
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Which books? Phone books? Black books?
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#319358 - 08/13/08 12:34 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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the biographies of Henry Lee Lucas, The BTK Killer and Ed Gein?
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#319359 - 08/13/08 12:43 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Which books? Phone books? Black books?
2 bondage art books (Alazar's) and 1 fashion illustration book.
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#319361 - 08/13/08 12:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Can you get drunk on Listerine?
I bought a 5-piece set of router bits.
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#319362 - 08/13/08 12:58 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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Can you get drunk on Listerine?
I bought a 5-piece set of router bits.
I donmt think so.
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#319363 - 08/13/08 12:58 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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i bought a couple gag gits for my moms 40th b-day tonight, a walker, some Metamucil, a matlock box set...
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If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#319364 - 08/13/08 01:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Jesus Christ! Your mom is only 40? How old was she when she had you? Yes, you CAN get drunk off listerine.
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#319369 - 08/13/08 03:46 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
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Today is my baby's birthday, so I bought her 2 pairs of Timberlands $210.00 (for both, on sale) (she loves them and owns about 35 pairs). A pair of Nikes $125.00 and a pair of jeans $90.00 w/an Ecko Hoodie $115.00 for Wintertime. Taking her to dinner over the weekend and that's about it. I say that's enough for her.
I didn't know you were dating Guapo.
Today I bought fax paper and some bow tie pasta.
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#319370 - 08/13/08 03:54 PM
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Today is my baby's birthday, so I bought her 2 pairs of Timberlands $210.00 (for both, on sale) (she loves them and owns about 35 pairs). A pair of Nikes $125.00 and a pair of jeans $90.00 w/an Ecko Hoodie $115.00 for Wintertime. Taking her to dinner over the weekend and that's about it. I say that's enough for her.
I didn't know you were dating Guapo.
Today I bought fax paper and some bow tie pasta.
HAHAHA, no Im dating a wigga  . A female wigga at that  . She likes what she likes, who the fuck am I to change her. She looks good in whatever she wears. Be it a butchie look or a fem look, a butch with the sexiest undergarments ever, she's a cadbury egg, you never know what you will get on the inside. You'd never recognize her as a feminine looking lady. Surprise surprise surprise. She's full of em.
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#319372 - 08/15/08 01:44 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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#319375 - 08/15/08 03:07 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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alex, i must say that your smile in your new avatar is darling 
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#319376 - 08/15/08 03:30 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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alex, i must say that your smile in your new avatar is darling
Thanks, I am glad that you like it. Doctor Ivan did a great dental work.
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#319378 - 08/16/08 05:13 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
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1.5L mineral water
1.5L Coke Zero
1L orange juice
2 frozen pan pizzas
2 packages of spaghetti bolognese all in one (just add water and cook for 5 minutes!)
A six pack of these.
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#319379 - 08/16/08 06:06 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
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after the xpeeps party thursday night:
Me and Arianna popped into 7-11 for some drunk food.
You should also grabbed some free chilli and cheese from the dispenser.
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#319380 - 08/16/08 10:07 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
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oooooh neat! hairstuff here too! i got joico though- the reconstructing shampoo and conditioner oh and i got the new vogue too  its the september fall fashion issue with the new fashion rocks in cluded
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#319381 - 08/16/08 12:45 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Just got 2 of these oil warmers over at The Body Shop website. $2.00 each!!! How could I ever pass a deal like this?
Hurry up and get your fucking Sleek & Chic Oil Burners before they are gone at this great price of $2.00 each!!!
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#319382 - 08/16/08 05:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
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American Apparel henley in white. And a pair of flat front khakis to go with the shirt I bought a while back.
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#319383 - 08/16/08 09:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Panzer what is a CRV? I bough OPI nail polish called Vodka & Caviar (red) and Orly nail polish Haute Red, Sally Hansen Lacquer Shine in Glossy and Silver Liquid Polish Cleaner....total 34.00$ I also bought a new red Bandana for Bandit. He likes red. 
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#319384 - 08/17/08 01:02 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Panzer what is a CRV?
I was thinking about this too, but I think it is a bottle deposit of some sort.
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#319385 - 08/17/08 06:53 AM
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#319386 - 08/17/08 01:07 PM
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i bought a couple gag gits for my moms 40th b-day tonight, a walker, some Metamucil, a matlock box set...
jesus christ gia only a frew short years away from someone getting her this too. 
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#319387 - 08/17/08 07:51 PM
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#319388 - 08/18/08 07:29 AM
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Bukkake Boy
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A DVD copy of Tin Cup. The Riddick Trilogy on DVD. A little stuffed Iggle Piggle toy for the rugrat and a box of tea flavored chocolates from Laura Secord.
The chocolates are weird but tasty.
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#319391 - 08/18/08 04:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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douche-tastic is the new black? as much as it pains me, i can't always walk through life wearing a texas chainsaw t-shirt and still hook it up.
hot chix dig the douche.
see it's HotChicksWithDouchebags.com,
not HotChicksWithGuysThatWearFridayThe13thGear.com
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#319392 - 08/18/08 05:24 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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welcome to the club alexandstar, now buy a few suits...
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But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#319393 - 08/18/08 05:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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First day off in 6 days. Woke up, posted, went to spin class, napped, and just woke up in time before bank closes. Gonna buy an airline ticket to Vegas on JetBlue after this.
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#319394 - 08/18/08 08:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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welcome to the club alexandstar, now buy a few suits...
fool, i gots me some suits.
Sunday Night:
Dinner for two @ La Piazza: 125.30 + 22.55 (tip) = 147.85
Movie for two: 23.50 + 15.00 (snax) = 38.50
=186.05 
but she is beautiful. 
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#319395 - 08/18/08 08:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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If she's a real girl close to your age, awesome! If she's just some porn chick who's a friend and flutters her eyelashes when the bill arrives, NO. Look out for yourself, Mon, and don't be a sucker.
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#319397 - 08/18/08 08:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
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If she's a real girl close to your age, awesome! If she's just some porn chick who's a friend and flutters her eyelashes when the bill arrives, NO. Look out for yourself, Mon, and don't be a sucker.
naw, this ain't my first rodeo....
the girl from last night was mid-20's, and i've known her for awhile...
Butcha know what? I have actually had a lot of good experiences with porn chicks picking up the checks.
Arianna and I are back and fourth, and Audrey B. picked up the check before that. I can't complain.... 
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$38.50 at the theatre? Nigga hopes you got some head at the very least.
I'm still trying to figure out how two bottles of water, red vines and some buncha crunch came to 15 bones.
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#319399 - 08/18/08 09:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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That's why I bring my own food. Yes, I'm that ghetto and I prefer my own selection.
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#319400 - 08/18/08 09:04 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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good on ya there monstar. 2 24 packs of water 1 bottle Appleton rum 1 bottle Chopin vodka 2 12 packs of Guinness 2 2 liters of Jamaican ginger beer hurricane party 
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