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#318803 - 04/23/08 10:11 PM Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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What is your latest purchase?

I just bought 1 month membership to www.dirtydirector.com

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#318804 - 04/23/08 10:48 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Interesting, but I would never pay for that.
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#318805 - 04/24/08 04:42 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Interesting, but I would never pay for that.



It is anal filth over there. I just sign up like once or twice a year for a month, download the clips and cancel.

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#318806 - 04/24/08 08:21 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I just bought Cooking Mama for the Wii.
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#318807 - 04/24/08 03:59 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Just got a new parakeet

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#318808 - 04/24/08 04:02 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Just got a new parakeet




Did it like it's enema?
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#318809 - 04/24/08 04:07 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Nexxus Sleek Memory Straightening Smoothing Spray.
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#318810 - 04/24/08 04:34 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Sony HD camcorder (needed to update), strobe kit for stills (to replace the stolen set), and a DLT Drive (for the idiot replicators who can't handle 21st Century technology).
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#318811 - 04/24/08 06:51 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I just bought Cooking Mama for the Wii.


Its fucking awesome, I love mine, especially the boxing and bowling ones.

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#318812 - 04/27/08 08:58 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Just bought mustard mayo by the Zakuson brand for $2.50 over at the Russian store:



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#318813 - 04/27/08 09:06 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I prefer Horseradish in my mustard over mayo .... I see they have that, too ... mayo isn't very Russian ...

Why is there a black guy on the label??

I sent them an email. Let's see what they say ...
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#318814 - 04/27/08 09:25 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I prefer Horseradish in my mustard over mayo .... I see they have that, too ... mayo isn't very Russian ...

Why is there a black guy on the label??

I sent them an email. Let's see what they say ...



I already have the horseradish and hot mustard by the Zakuson brand, both of those cans feature a portrait of some granny with caption "mother in law". The black guy is there for fun, probably like "If the black guy likes it then it is probably good" type of visual message.

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#318815 - 04/27/08 09:46 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Just bought mustard mayo by the Zakuson brand for $2.50 over at the Russian store:







Holy fuck. Dave Chappelle must be broke if it's come to this...
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#318816 - 04/27/08 11:28 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Oh yeah. I just bought the bike in the attachment the other day. I'm in fucking heaven on this thing...


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#318817 - 04/27/08 11:36 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Oh yeah. I just bought the bike in the attachment the other day. I'm in fucking heaven on this thing...



Looks like a kid's bike.

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#318818 - 04/27/08 01:49 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Oh yeah. I just bought the bike in the attachment the other day. I'm in fucking heaven on this thing...



Looks like a kid's bike.




Kinda. It's a cruiser, which is by far the easiest bike on my back.
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#318819 - 04/27/08 02:17 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Kinda. It's a cruiser, which is by far the easiest bike on my back.






You're supposed to ride a bike, not carrying them around on your back!
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#318820 - 04/27/08 02:39 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Kinda. It's a cruiser, which is by far the easiest bike on my back.






You're supposed to ride a bike, not carrying them around on your back!




No, that's not what I meant. Have you ever been hunched over on a road bike or even a mountain bike? It fucking kills (at least for me). Sitting higher up on a cruiser is so much easier. I have had major surgery on my back which makes it ever more painful. I'm missing part of my left latissimus dorsi.
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#318821 - 04/27/08 03:19 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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No, that's not what I meant. Have you ever been hunched over on a road bike or even a mountain bike? It fucking kills (at least for me). Sitting higher up on a cruiser is so much easier. I have had major surgery on my back which makes it ever more painful. I'm missing part of my left latissimus dorsi.




I live in one of the most bike-populated countries of the world, so I can relate to the pain in the back. Especially on a 'race' bike (Lance Armstrong type).

I had to look up the latissimus dorsi, but I believe it makes a difference when it's not (or only partly) there.

You could fix a chair on it, I guess?
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#318822 - 04/27/08 03:19 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Nexxus Sleek Memory Straightening Smoothing Spray.



Do you like the Biosilk? I love that for my hair.

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#318823 - 04/27/08 07:32 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Cherry Coke and Pepsi. Exciting, I know.

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#318824 - 04/27/08 10:13 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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1000 rounds of .223
500 rounds 9 mm
300 rounds .308

Thinking of using the 'tax rebate' for a hogleg purchase.

Oh and some 00 buck for the 870.


Edited by redish (04/27/08 10:16 PM)
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#318825 - 04/27/08 10:55 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Quote:

Nexxus Sleek Memory Straightening Smoothing Spray.



Do you like the Biosilk? I love that for my hair.




Yes, but this works better. Wish I knew about it before.
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#318826 - 04/27/08 11:36 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Nexxus Sleek Memory Straightening Smoothing Spray.



Do you like the Biosilk? I love that for my hair.




Yes, but this works better. Wish I knew about it before.



What about Sunsilk?

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#318827 - 04/28/08 02:22 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I use Sunsilk 24/7 Cream De-Frizz towards the end of the week when I have to start washing my hair again. Just bought Dermalogica sunscreen today.
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#318828 - 04/28/08 03:56 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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1000 rounds of .223
500 rounds 9 mm
300 rounds .308

Oh and some 00 buck for the 870.




Damn, dude. Throw in some .45 ball, .44 mag and 7.62x.54 (real Russian not that NATO .39 crap) and we have the same arsenal.
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#318829 - 04/28/08 05:37 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I wouldn't mind finding a good 1911. A XD would fit the bill tho.

Maybe I'll get a visit from the gun fairy soon.
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#318830 - 04/28/08 06:16 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I wouldn't mind finding a good 1911.




Take a look at the Kimbers. If you want a good weapon and something to pass down they're worth the money.

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#318831 - 04/28/08 09:55 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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3 month subscription to x-box live. such a nerd
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#318832 - 04/28/08 12:06 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Quote:

Nexxus Sleek Memory Straightening Smoothing Spray.



Do you like the Biosilk? I love that for my hair.




Yes, but this works better. Wish I knew about it before.


Gonna look for it after work.

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#318833 - 04/28/08 01:16 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I wouldn't mind finding a good 1911. A XD would fit the bill tho.

Maybe I'll get a visit from the gun fairy soon.




1911 is a good handgun. Including it's predecessors, it's been around for over a century now. Mine is almost 50 years old and still groups at less than an inch at 15 yards.
My Sig P220 is my favorite handgun for this round and I have a Winchester Ranch carbine (like the Rifleman) chambered for the .45 ball. For a carbine, this fucker shoots amazingly flat out to 100 yards with this round.
The American Arms Thompson (think Bonnie & Clyde) is the next .45 caliber on my list to get.
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#318834 - 04/28/08 02:22 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#318835 - 04/28/08 04:28 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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What is that?
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#318836 - 04/28/08 04:29 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Thanks Handful, I just came.....is that gay?
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#318837 - 04/28/08 04:29 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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What is that?




It's absolutely delicious.
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#318838 - 04/28/08 04:41 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Quote:

What is that?




It's absolutely delicious.




Might I then deduce that Ceara might have some in her rear jeans pocket?
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#318839 - 04/28/08 10:10 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Nice, but this thread is about your latest purchase.
Please don't tell me you actually PAY for something that grows for free! It's a weed, dude. Get your hands dirty.
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#318840 - 04/29/08 09:34 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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that should get you through til at least Friday. Or around here til midnight.
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#318841 - 04/29/08 09:35 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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What is that?




that my friend is good times.
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#318842 - 04/29/08 12:26 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Two bags of chicken legs [58 cents/lb].
Tomatoes, spanish onions.
$1 pack of 10 small oranges from the about to be dead fruit selection.
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#318843 - 04/29/08 02:08 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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what is that like a quarter oz handful, just bought a double double, cheese lettuce grilled onions only, fries, and a neopolitan shake

its time to die

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#318844 - 04/29/08 06:37 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I'm really concerned about the environment:



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#318845 - 04/29/08 09:04 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Oh man, I can smell it from here, must be delicious...yum

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#318846 - 04/30/08 11:18 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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IMac 2.4GHz Intel Core 2 Duo
# 1GB memory
# 250GB hard drive

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#318847 - 04/30/08 06:04 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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IMac 2.4GHz Intel Core 2 Duo
# 1GB memory
# 250GB hard drive



Homo item

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#318848 - 04/30/08 06:04 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Haircut $8.00 and Wristwatch $72.00

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#318849 - 04/30/08 06:39 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Wristwatch $72.00





I thought you were done with ADT?

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#318850 - 04/30/08 07:27 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Posts: 106
100 pack Verbatim DVD+r

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#318851 - 04/30/08 07:29 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Wristwatch $72.00





I thought you were done with ADT?



I was, but I still wanted a another wristwatch, it's a good one. Makes me look like I earn more than $80,000

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#318852 - 04/30/08 11:37 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

IMac 2.4GHz Intel Core 2 Duo
# 1GB memory
# 250GB hard drive



Homo item





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