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#318247 - 07/23/08 10:40 PM Re: Gym
Uncle Joe Offline
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Arson is working!!!

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#318248 - 07/24/08 12:16 AM Re: Gym
gia jordan Offline
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I just signed up for Stripper Bootcamp. 2 hours of cardio and pole tricks lessons and it's in walking distance from me. Eat my dust, bitches.
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#318249 - 07/24/08 05:51 AM Re: Gym
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Registered: 01/19/07
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Now that would get me back to the gym. I'd break a sweat just watching.

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#318250 - 07/24/08 06:12 AM Re: Gym
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Registered: 04/30/08
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Quote:

I just signed up for Stripper Bootcamp. 2 hours of cardio and pole tricks lessons and it's in walking distance from me. Eat my dust, bitches.




Jealous! That sounds like fun...i need to get my fat ass moving to a gym...

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#318251 - 07/24/08 06:13 AM Re: Gym
Bornyo Offline
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Jealous! That sounds like fun...i need to get my fat ass moving to a gym...




You need to post pre-gym and post-gym pictures of your tits.

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#318252 - 07/24/08 07:39 AM Re: Gym
nomore Offline
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Quote:

Quote:


Jealous! That sounds like fun...i need to get my fat ass moving to a gym...




You need to post pre-gym and post-gym pictures of your tits.




do you mean post-gym like in 3 months when they have lost their way? or do you mean post-gym sweaty boobage?

seriously, i hate being chubs...it sucks! and my hubby is a chubby chaser so he doesn't help in my quest!

alright, now i'm going to Incredible Pizza with my kids...and i wonder why i crept into double digits in my pants size

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#318253 - 07/26/08 08:32 PM Re: Gym
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My current weight is 242 lbs and I progressed on the eliptical machine from level 15 to level 16 of resistance. And for the back pulley machine I went from 135 lbs to 150 lbs.

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#318254 - 07/26/08 08:39 PM Re: Gym
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Registered: 01/07/06
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Please reset your machines to "death."

Thank you.
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#318255 - 07/26/08 08:42 PM Re: Gym
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Way to go Lucy lats..
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#318256 - 07/30/08 09:51 PM Re: Gym
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The back pulley machine is now 165 lbs from 150 lbs and the arm curl bar is now 55 lbs from 45 lbs. The pants feel more looser.

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#318257 - 07/30/08 10:02 PM Re: Gym
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Maybe you have the haids...
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#318258 - 08/01/08 09:37 PM Re: Gym
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Or the trots...

Try the Death setting...

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#318259 - 08/13/08 10:30 AM Re: Gym
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Me:



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#318260 - 08/13/08 10:34 AM Re: Gym
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SFW
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#318261 - 08/13/08 10:42 AM Re: Gym
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And this one is without the shirt. I had to pull down the pants so they wouldn't cinch the gut:



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#318262 - 08/13/08 11:19 AM Re: Gym
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Alex you look like an Israeli without your shirt.
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#318263 - 08/13/08 03:18 PM Re: Gym
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Quote:

And this one is without the shirt. I had to pull down the pants so they wouldn't cinch the gut:




You are one hairy fucking beast, why are you covering your face, is it that hideous??

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#318264 - 08/13/08 06:05 PM Re: Gym
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You still eat too much disgusting shit. John Berardi knows whereof he speaks:

http://www.precisionnutrition.com/members/showthread.php?t=14001
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#318265 - 08/13/08 06:30 PM Re: Gym
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Dino Velvet: [dying from a gunshot wound to the neck] This is wrong, something's wrong. Oh, God, not like this. I'm supposed to have something more cinematic. Kill them, Machine... kill them all. [dies]

I am also wondering if that is really you -- I pictured you far fatter. Take another photo holding up a sign saying something about XPT.

PS : Why are you wearing two watches?

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#318266 - 08/13/08 08:58 PM Re: Gym
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Dino Velvet: [dying from a gunshot wound to the neck] This is wrong, something's wrong. Oh, God, not like this. I'm supposed to have something more cinematic. Kill them, Machine... kill them all. [dies]

I am also wondering if that is really you -- I pictured you far fatter. Take another photo holding up a sign saying something about XPT.

PS : Why are you wearing two watches?




That is really me. Here you go another one with me holding the box of Arson pills, it will do it.

RE PS: One is bracelet and another one is watch.



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#318267 - 08/13/08 09:14 PM Re: Gym
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You still eat too much disgusting shit. John Berardi knows whereof he speaks:

http://www.precisionnutrition.com/members/showthread.php?t=14001



I've shouldn't eaten that Dunkin Donuts cruller today for dessert.

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#318268 - 08/13/08 10:10 PM Re: Gym
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I've shouldn't eaten that Dunkin Donuts today for dessert.




fixed... fattie
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#318269 - 08/14/08 11:36 AM Re: Gym
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The doctor is in the house:



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#318270 - 08/14/08 11:42 AM Re: Gym
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Ladies take off your panties:



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#318271 - 08/14/08 11:44 AM Re: Gym
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And bend over:



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#318272 - 08/14/08 11:46 AM Re: Gym
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And spread your ass cheeks wide for a Panzercolonic enema :



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#318273 - 08/14/08 12:26 PM Re: Gym
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You look like Al Jolson.
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#318274 - 08/14/08 12:59 PM Re: Gym
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How about a romantic night out in town?:



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#318275 - 08/14/08 01:00 PM Re: Gym
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But don't make me come in knocking down your door:




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#318276 - 08/14/08 01:30 PM Re: Gym
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And this one with cleaver, by popular demand:



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#318277 - 08/14/08 02:37 PM Re: Gym
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#318278 - 08/14/08 03:00 PM Re: Gym
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his pics with his face blacked out reminded me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_mGHk0epmc

Tritone, you around?
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#318279 - 08/14/08 04:34 PM Re: Gym
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This all brings back visions of



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#318280 - 08/14/08 05:10 PM Re: Gym
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Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
Quote:

This all brings back visions of







roflol... yeah... that and the hostel one is all that comes to mind.
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#318281 - 09/04/08 04:03 AM Re: Gym
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Progress:

Curl bar is now 65 pounds, up from 55 pounds.
Back pull machine is now 180 pounds, up from 165 pounds.
Fly deck is now 190 pounds, up from 175 pounds.


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#318282 - 09/05/08 07:17 PM Re: Gym
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And I also stopped taking my supplements. I want to see how I can do without them for 2 weeks.

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#318283 - 09/05/08 07:26 PM Re: Gym
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You should start taking rat poison.
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#318284 - 02/24/09 09:18 PM Re: Gym
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I started going to the gym again. This is the 2nd week and I try to go there 5 days a week. I want to develop more hairy muscle.

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#318285 - 02/24/09 09:35 PM Re: Gym
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And you're going to phucking phail again if you don't have some sort of plan. Seriously, you numbskull. I've offered you advice. Fucking take it....
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#318286 - 02/24/09 09:43 PM Re: Gym
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And you're going to phucking phail again if you don't have some sort of plan. Seriously, you numbskull. I've offered you advice. Fucking take it....




I have a plan: 6 weeks with 5 days per week. I even keep a log. Every time before I go to gym, I listen to this song as a motivation.

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#318287 - 02/25/09 04:56 AM Re: Gym
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Quote:

Every time before I go to gym, I listen to this song as a motivation.





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#318288 - 02/26/09 03:52 AM Re: Gym
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#318289 - 02/26/09 07:13 AM Re: Gym
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Quote:

Panzie posting on a steroid forum.



It's another Alex Panzer from Germany who weights 208 Lbs.

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#318290 - 02/26/09 01:04 PM Re: Gym
JasonH Offline
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Registered: 02/15/07
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Ivan, who took those pictures of you? Was Lavrentiy Beria your grandfather?
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#318291 - 02/26/09 01:07 PM Re: Gym
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Quote:

Ivan, who took those pictures of you? Was Lavrentiy Beria your grandfather?



I took them myself with a timer mode and a camera on a tripod. Neat? Hehehe.

I can do my own photos - I remember how on graduation photo session the photographer tried to upsell me the photo package and I declined it, and he kept insisting that I can't make my own photos.

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#318292 - 02/26/09 01:11 PM Re: Gym
JasonH Offline
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What about your Grandfather?
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#318293 - 02/26/09 01:13 PM Re: Gym
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Quote:

What about your Grandfather?



What about him?

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#318294 - 02/26/09 03:33 PM Re: Gym
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
Quote:

Quote:

Panzie posting on a steroid forum.



It's another Alex Panzer from Germany who weights 208 Lbs.




Whereas our Alex Panzer hasn't weighed 208 since 3rd grade.
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#318295 - 02/26/09 04:03 PM Re: Gym
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Registered: 06/05/05
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Loc: Great America
i haven't seen that panzer's pics LOL!!!! panzer make me laugh every time

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#318296 - 02/27/09 02:18 AM Re: Gym
JasonH Offline
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Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 954
Was your grandfather Lavrentiy Beria?
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