I had a dream that JM Productions had one o' those campaign trucks with the loudspeakers on top, but instead of broadcastinng campaign promises the sound of various 'Gag Factor' bitches getting throatfucked was heard across the land. The truck was driven around and the delightful sounds of coughing, gagging, gasping, and retching reverberated off of houses and buildings. It was beautiful. A gag is worth a thousand words. Eventually, people caught on and an angry mob ran after JM'sd truck, demanding it be shut down. Gloria Steinem was there. She was crying pitifully, but all that could be heard was "**COUGHHACKGAG**GUGUGUG!!!GASP***!!!!"


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<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jam2.gif" alt="" />That's funny because I've been thinking about releasing a music CD of nothing but the gagging and puking sounds from my Gag Factor videos.I was thinking of calling it "The Soothing Sounds of Gag Factor". <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/barf3.gif" alt="" />

Mr Steward,
I cannot stress to you enough how brilliant this idea is. It is the next logical step. Please see this through. This MUST be realized. I guarantee that not only will this venture be successful from a business standpoint, but culturally I think it'll be very significant. I'm NOT being sarcastic. I know you are a degenerate pornographer who is vile and sick, but I also know you have integrity and the courage of your perverse convictions. This MUST be followed through on. This idea is just too good to toss aside.
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Wow, what's the inspiration for a CD? Is the afro on your head having such an effect on you that you've found music as your next horizon? I'm not knocking it. In fact - if you do produce this - I'll forever call you 'Gag Daddy'. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/partyguy.gif" alt="" />