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#313848 - 04/07/08 04:42 PM A New Baker's Dozen or A Good Source of Iron
WydenLong Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 04/07/08
Posts: 38
Loc: NYC
Im a big fan of these titles. Brandon Iron needs to get back to making more of these flicks!
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#313849 - 04/08/08 03:50 PM Re: A New Baker's Dozen or A Good Source of Iron
Lord Asmus Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/12/04
Posts: 334
Loc: Germany
We're all waiting.. Brandon knows it.

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#313850 - 04/08/08 07:44 PM Re: A New Baker's Dozen or A Good Source of Iron
static Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 10/08/04
Posts: 106
Hopefully there will be a new baker's dozen coming soon.

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#313851 - 04/08/08 10:29 PM Re: A New Baker's Dozen or A Good Source of Iron
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I'm all for either one coming out, but please get back to hiring hot chicks. No more fugs please.
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#313852 - 04/09/08 11:53 AM Re: A New Baker's Dozen or A Good Source of Iron
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
can whores be jankity?

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#313853 - 04/09/08 11:55 AM Re: A New Baker's Dozen or A Good Source of Iron
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

can whores be jankity?




yes
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#313854 - 04/09/08 12:25 PM Re: A New Baker's Dozen or A Good Source of Iron
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Where's Brandon? He usually lives for someone to mention him. I think the Girl Gone Wild guys have kidnapped him.
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#313855 - 04/09/08 04:36 PM Re: A New Baker's Dozen or A Good Source of Iron
Jizz-Tastic Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/07/07
Posts: 357
Loc: Washington DC
Quote:

I'm all for either one coming out, but please get back to hiring hot chicks. No more fugs please.




You heard Gia, get Holly Randall to do one
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#313856 - 04/10/08 05:05 AM Re: A New Baker's Dozen or A Good Source of Iron
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
An intervention took place and I am in a group home dealing with a sex addiction....not mine, of course. The addiction that so many wayward girls suffer from has impacted my life and a change was necessary. I always try to help out the x-rated strays that cross my path so my doctor is helping me develop a tougher exterior. For 6 hours each day I say "No" to photos of girls on agent's sites. My treatment will last approximately 90 days. See you soon and I thank you for your prayers.

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#313857 - 04/10/08 07:44 AM Re: A New Baker's Dozen or A Good Source of Iron
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Quote:

can whores be jankity?




yes





what is jankity?
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#313858 - 04/10/08 11:57 AM Re: A New Baker's Dozen or A Good Source of Iron
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

For 6 hours each day I say "No" to photos of girls on agent's sites.




Good. Maybe you won't film so many skanks.

Quality, Brandon. QUALITY!

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Amo i Gemelli!! wink

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#313859 - 04/10/08 03:51 PM Re: A New Baker's Dozen or A Good Source of Iron
KATrainwreck Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 04/02/08
Posts: 49
Loc: Texas
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

can whores be jankity?




yes





what is jankity?




Jankity - 1. something thats messed up, cheep, crappy, broken, Not Up to standards
2.being a straight up ho

I found these here.
I didn't know what it meant either,
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#313860 - 04/10/08 08:03 PM Cakers Dozen idea
Earl Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/31/07
Posts: 52
New idea since you are in with JM now:

Rather than Bukkake, Call it BooCucky or Bukkake Moms or something.....Cuckold meets Bukkake kind of idea...have the BF or Hubby tied up as 75 or 100 black dudes, or any dude for that matter lays down the squid milk in the girls mouth...

And more Black Gang Bang stuff too...20+ Blacks on One small Latina or Gringa....


Huhu....Awwwwwwwriight.....
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#313861 - 04/12/08 10:47 AM Re: Cakers Dozen idea
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
I'm doing a travel movie now that is going well. I think you'll like it.

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#313862 - 04/12/08 01:54 PM Re: Cakers Dozen idea
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

I'm doing a travel movie now that is going well. I think you'll like it.




Dora the Anal Explorer.
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#313863 - 04/12/08 02:36 PM Re: Cakers Dozen idea
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
Quote:

New idea since you are in with JM now:

Rather than Bukkake, Call it BooCucky or Bukkake Moms or something.....Cuckold meets Bukkake kind of idea...have the BF or Hubby tied up as 75 or 100 black dudes, or any dude for that matter lays down the squid milk in the girls mouth...




Awesome.

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#313864 - 04/12/08 09:13 PM Re: A New Baker's Dozen or A Good Source of Iron
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

can whores be jankity?




yes





what is jankity?




Jankity - 1. something thats messed up, cheep, crappy, broken, Not Up to standards
2.being a straight up ho

I found these here.
I didn't know what it meant either,




thank you
its a funny word

im stealin it
can i steal it?
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#313865 - 04/13/08 07:52 AM Re: A New Baker's Dozen or A Good Source of Iron
WydenLong Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 04/07/08
Posts: 38
Loc: NYC
so does Brandon own the rights to his movies like Baker's Dozen, Good Source of Iron, and 50 to 1 or does Platinum X (David Joesph) own them? Because I know in the past David Joesph pretty much stole all of the titles of the directors on the Red Light District Video label (damn shame).
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#313866 - 04/14/08 06:54 AM Re: A New Baker's Dozen or A Good Source of Iron
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

so does Brandon own the rights to his movies like Baker's Dozen, Good Source of Iron, and 50 to 1 or does Platinum X (David Joesph) own them? Because I know in the past David Joesph pretty much stole all of the titles of the directors on the Red Light District Video label (damn shame).




Yes. Most, if not all, of the directors who've left RLD/PlatX have rights to their titles. At least digital rights, that is.
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#313867 - 04/14/08 09:43 AM Re: A New Baker's Dozen or A Good Source of Iron
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
I paid for all my productions.....dearly. The copyrights are registered in my name and I am the custodian of records for my 44 titles.

I am grateful to have another chance to hit the jackpot with JM and hope to surpass 44 titles as quickly as possible. Things are going well so far'

Some euro girls coming soon. Enjoy.

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#313868 - 04/14/08 05:40 PM Re: A New Baker's Dozen or A Good Source of Iron
NitneLiun Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
Why would euro girls come here to work now? Given the exchange rate, they won't make shit here.
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#313871 - 04/17/08 07:20 PM Re: Cakers Dozen idea
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
rapeherface.. I hope Brandon one day takes your idiotic simpleton type posts seriously, tracks you down via ip, and blasts a full load of "the gay" into your manhole thereby rendering you the pozzed up manbitch you come off as on this board.

Until that happens keep your fucken warblings
to yourself, Fruit.
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#313873 - 04/17/08 08:33 PM Re: Cakers Dozen idea
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
rapeherface
Quote:


Now if you kiss Brandon's ass a little more lovingly he might let you mop up the bodily fluids during his next scene at donny long studios. Think of it, you in the presence of these two towering figures in pornography.




I call rapeherface Fruit and it wastes no time tattling on itself. HAW HAW

rapeherface, in your next response you will explain how you've followed Brandon around this board,purse-lipped,
begging for his flow by means of insult/flirting, and how said actions make you the biggest faggot to ever lisp on a moniter.

Quote:

Maybe they'll let you live out some of your gay fantasies on set




Wait

...
..
.

what?

Who's fantasy? Project much. Review your posts Sally.
Maybe you should stop "accidentaly" dropping the soap around Brandon, Fruit.

Your go Bitchmeat. HAW HAW
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#313875 - 04/18/08 04:35 PM Re: Cakers Dozen idea
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

flirting is what I attempt to do with Gia on days ending with y.




What do you do on, say, a misty mundae?

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#313876 - 04/18/08 07:24 PM Re: A New Baker's Dozen or A Good Source of Iron
pinupmutant Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
Thanks to you, Brandon, I wasn't able to watch the news without bursting into giggles:

http://www.nbc11.com/newsarchive/15878481/detail.html

I hate you.

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#313877 - 04/18/08 08:25 PM Re: A New Baker's Dozen or A Good Source of Iron
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7596
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Quote:

Thanks to you, Brandon, I wasn't able to watch the news without bursting into giggles:

http://www.nbc11.com/newsarchive/15878481/detail.html

I hate you.




Those west coast acapella niggaz ain't nuthin' ta fuck with...
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#313878 - 04/19/08 01:42 PM Re: A New Baker's Dozen or A Good Source of Iron
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Can we all refer to Baker's Dozen by its proper name, www.covermyface.com. Muchos gracias!

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#313879 - 04/19/08 03:38 PM Re: A New Baker's Dozen or A Good Source of Iron
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Wait till you see Brandon's new series entitled "Bukkake Train Wrecks."

See what its like when 30+ aspiring porn scum show up for a blowbang and all forget to shower! The Girls' reaction is quite erotic. Enjoy you fucks!


Edited by RyanKnox (04/19/08 03:43 PM)

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#313880 - 04/19/08 08:07 PM Re: A New Baker's Dozen or A Good Source of Iron
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
When's your next MILF Piss Bang movie coming out, Ryan?
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#313881 - 04/19/08 10:25 PM Re: A New Baker's Dozen or A Good Source of Iron
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
We have one more scene to shoot with your Mom. I piss in her mouth, fuck her and then Cristian and Donny Long beat her with Baseball bats. Should be out in June.

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#313882 - 04/20/08 02:39 PM Re: A New Baker's Dozen or A Good Source of Iron
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Cristian




Knox = Donkey.

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#313883 - 04/22/08 07:55 PM Re: Cakers Dozen idea
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Hi Lou:

I notice that you are confusing insulting with flirting behavior. While both may be annoying, flirting is what I attempt to do with Gia on days ending with y. Insulting comments are what I make to Brandon and Donny on alternate days of the week.




And these days also end with "y".Self 0wnage at its best kids.Look and learn. Yes I'm right. Haw Haw
Welcome to fucken ownage.

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The first involve my blatent hetrosexuality, the second my general dislike for the above mentioned slime suckers.




I've proved both are the same Counseler. You man-slime sucken hetero?.. Haw Haw

Quote:

Since you mentioned dropping the soap it appears you may have done prison time. I assure you that here at XXX Porn Talk we won't hold your DWIs against you, even though this is not a proper rehabilitative setting like an AA meeting.




You don't speak from the perspective of "we" Insect.
Alt ID or not you're played out lil guy.
Silence your fucken lisping.
I suggest you gather your wits and find another username.











Haw Haw
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#313884 - 04/22/08 07:58 PM Re: Cakers Dozen idea
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
The Day Paperchase Got Owned

The above heading will be found after every rapeherface post.


It may even go into his sig line. Haw Haw
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#313885 - 04/22/08 08:09 PM Re: Cakers Dozen idea
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
I still want to know what he does on a misty mundae?

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#313886 - 04/22/08 08:16 PM Re: Cakers Dozen idea
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
He thumbs his pisshole like any other day.
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#313887 - 04/22/08 08:28 PM Re: Cakers Dozen idea
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
So maybe I didn't get bitches V-Card.
Twice As Hard

It still hurt and there was blood..
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#313888 - 04/22/08 08:41 PM Re: Cakers Dozen idea
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
If Paperchase = Moxie, then Bornyo owns him, Lou. He was the "power" behind the de-mod. So, you're only renting.
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#313892 - 04/23/08 05:23 PM Re: Cakers Dozen idea
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Fatty
Quote:

If Paperchase = Moxie, then Bornyo owns him, Lou. He was the "power" behind the de-mod. So, you're only renting.





Whatev... it's not likes it difficult to fathom Moxie/rapeherface as a rentb0i.

rapeherface
Quote:

I'll have to ask Darth to stop selling you meth




Don't even fucken try and make it look like you have communication with anyone on this board shitstreak, much less influence. Face it fuckup..you've peaked,albeit under my heal, heel. At best you're a wanna-be Brando sackrider.

rapeherface
Quote:

Lou, I was wondering where you've been.



Quote:

Since you mentioned dropping the soap it appears you may have done prison time. I assure you that here at XXX Porn Talk we won't hold your DWIs against you, even though this is not a proper rehabilitative setting like an AA meeting.




Interesting.. Would it be fair to say you seem concerned for me petal, maybe even care about me?
Stockholm Syndrome set in early on this one.


HAW HAW


The rest of your denial is shit. I don't read Lukeisback but nice try in your effort to gain a sliver of an Alexa point, pablo. And The Burglar you say..or said.




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#313894 - 04/25/08 07:52 PM Re: Cakers Dozen idea
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
raperface
Quote:

Now "the Burg and his Burgness",but I notice that you didn't even bother to fact check because you know I'm correct.




I never mentioned "the burgness" touchface. Just "The Burg". Someone else used to say that, and then theres the proximity.

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Remember the last time you accused me of claiming Jim B, was not an attorney, and you then realized that I had never said this. That was before you killed your remaining brain cells.




Actually I don't remember. That being said I have perfect recall of everything I've ever said to Gia,Bornyo,Conky,Grizz,Malice,Monkey,Floof,Fatty,Gonzo Girl,Jim B,Vizz,Fister,Mr.2Cit,Random,Loop,Herr Sock Esquire,Ceara,Big Daddy Steward,Moose,Brandon,K1ng,Zenman,Biff,Holly,Charlie,Ryan,Bad Habit,Dino,Mallo,DanG,VJett,all of Smartts ids,Ed Normous,Gunker,TMonty,c62,Phlog,Sergio,and whats his fucken name... the kid that really sucks...ohh ya Elab.

Ignored much failure?. lol

It's not like I deny my drinking, housebitch. I just got in my first 18 Holes this afternoon. The boat comes out in 8 weeks. Cue the fucken spiral. What's funny is you'll struggle to keep up with me in this thread, hell in this lifetime. heh. I'll mangle languages, boards, and board bitches like you. You'll accuse me of "jumping up and down" but we all know who's pushing the buttons on your 16 byte game lil man.



Quote:

Notice how you flew off the handle when I implied I'd talk to Darth, either you actually buy product off of him, or worse, you take him seriously as an "insider".




Yet another case of self 0wnage. Have you been paying attention?. "When it comes to raperface,the story ends with his nuts bouncing off his face".

Quote:

I care enough about you "petal" to request that you go play in traffic.




Now he's trying to copy me. Syndrome in full effect, amirite?

Quote:

Please ask Brandon for me how his herp is doing, hopefully its spreading all over his body causing him to do the "funky chicken".




Jesus Christ [/random]
LC
Quote:

rapeherface.. I hope Brandon one day takes your idiotic simpleton type posts seriously, tracks you down via ip, and blasts a full load of "the gay" into your manhole thereby rendering you the pozzed up manbitch you come off as on this board.




You've come full circle simpleton..You like looking at your asshole in the mirror don't ya lil guy.

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#313895 - 04/25/08 08:01 PM Re: Cakers Dozen idea
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Now I feel guilty and have to apologize for the qoute-fest.
I mean who likes reading all that shit, so easily skipped over.

That being said I now recant my theory that raperface is a lawyer based on the multiple 0wnings I've seemed to place on him.

I believe his workdays consist of filling boxes with styrofoam peanuts, shipping tape, sticky labels, and trying to catch a whiff of the UPS guys scrotum. Possibly and most likely interspersed with convulsive sobbing.

I almost feel guilty tooling on this insect.












































HAW HAW
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