i was like the breastfeeding queen. when we had our first kid, the husband was still in med school and we were broke-ass broke, so i couldn't afford one of those fancy breast pumps. i just had this little hand-pump, but i could fill an eight-ounce bottle in under five minutes with that little twenty-dollar pump. he refused the bottle every single time, but i had so much milk and nothing else to do so i pumped a freezer full of milk. i could have singlehandedly rehabilitated a small african nation's children with my two titties.
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"I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way."
--Handful