Put one man in a room with twenty lactating women .

Make each woman draw one once of milk from each breast into a 40 oz bottle .

Make the man drink it in less than a minute .

Sit back and wait to see what happens

I see him puking up the milk.

I see him putting in a Baby Mozart dvd and napping.

would twenty lactating women at an ounce per chick make a gallon? im bad at math, but if it makes a gallon, ive heard you cant drink a gallon without throwing up
so itd probably turn from a lactating fetish video to a vomiting video

Gallon or no gallon, he will puke for sure. An adult stomach/intestine can´t handle mother´s milk. There are certain substances in it that are ´specially´ for babies. Or so I heard....

yeah theres colostrum
i dont know if itd make him sick
but its like a thicker goop that has all mommas immunities in it

True. My error.



I was doing too much at the same time and had "32" on the brain.

i was like the breastfeeding queen. when we had our first kid, the husband was still in med school and we were broke-ass broke, so i couldn't afford one of those fancy breast pumps. i just had this little hand-pump, but i could fill an eight-ounce bottle in under five minutes with that little twenty-dollar pump. he refused the bottle every single time, but i had so much milk and nothing else to do so i pumped a freezer full of milk. i could have singlehandedly rehabilitated a small african nation's children with my two titties.

Do your fake titties pump out Pepsi Max?

nope. diet cherry 7-up tinged with leeching silicone.