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#309343 - 06/10/08 02:02 PM
Re: More Wankus Gold
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I saw Wankus backstage at the Fame Awards and he wouldn't let me take his picture.
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#309344 - 06/10/08 03:03 PM
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WHAT?!? The guy's a bigger attention whore than the whores themselves. He must've seen this thread.
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#309345 - 06/10/08 03:38 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1130
Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...
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Gia forgot to attach a little plastic baggie with white powder to the bottom of her camera lens. He definitely would have posed then.
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#309346 - 06/10/08 04:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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I saw Wankus backstage at the Fame Awards and he wouldn't let me take his picture.
why??? 
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#309347 - 06/10/08 05:54 PM
Re: More Wankus Gold
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I don't know why. He just said, "Your pictures? No. No way" and walked off.
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#309348 - 06/10/08 05:58 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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thats fucked up you take good pics gia 
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#309349 - 06/10/08 06:08 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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She does take great pix, and Wankus is a real bitch to take out his frustrations on Gia, just because he gets lampooned here. Wankus should haved manned up and treated Gia like a lady.
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#309350 - 06/10/08 08:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Isn't that Nicole Brazzle?
i thought penny flame 
Def. not Penny. That is Katja w/the bangs and I thought that guy on the right was JRV?
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#309351 - 06/11/08 12:38 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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I don't know why. He just said, "Your pictures? No. No way" and walked off.
I sincerely hope that Wankus will be this coy around all media recording devices in the future.
You would think that a) because Gia takes extremely good photos and b) said photos wind up published by AVN, the industry's premier news outlet, that Wankus would be all over it...but then meth does make people do illogical things. 
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#309359 - 06/15/08 03:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Thanks Sonny. He could be a prick in real life, but he has enormous entertainment value in pictures.
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#309360 - 06/15/08 05:32 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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wankus stole those shoes from a.c. cream
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#309362 - 06/24/08 09:36 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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#309364 - 06/24/08 04:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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What's up with that furniture? I keep looking for where the wheels attach to his house.
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#309365 - 06/24/08 05:34 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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he sold the wheels for crack
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#309369 - 06/25/08 03:14 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Is this guy the walking embodiment of SLOTH or what? How the fuck can a person just get to the point where he/she can't imagine any other kind of life or destiny for themself except to do what this fucker is doing, which appears to be LESS than ZERO?
This is what Burg finds so fascinating about the porn industry, and sex industry in general. So many able bodied people all allergic to.....work. Yet, to build on William's irony point, I have never seen people work harder at NOT working than people in the sex industry.
Wankus could easily make a decent enough living working in a warehouse moving pallets to be able to afford a decent looking futon. Fucking lazy ass dipshit Dan Marino Fag.
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#309370 - 06/25/08 04:56 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 05/10/08
Posts: 6
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Give the guy some credit! He spends other peoples $$$ on his whore of the week, his "internet" station that no one wants to sponsor, and all he loses is more hair. PRICELESS!
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#309372 - 06/25/08 08:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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What is couch ticking? The thingy on the wall is called a sconce I believe.
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#309373 - 06/25/08 08:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Only Wankus and Brandon would call that thing a sconce.
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#309375 - 06/25/08 08:45 AM
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Anonymous
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What is couch ticking?
That's where Tyler faith tries to make the past disappear by placing a bomb in Wankus' furniture.
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#309376 - 06/25/08 08:48 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I thought it was the lice colony that lives inside the couch.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#309377 - 06/25/08 01:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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I am incredibly disappointed that this pathetic leeching parasite still appears to 'walk' the Earth. I say 'walk', because I can't think of another word to describe the way a drug-addled failure perambulates around town.
I was so sure that six months would be long enough for most of these fucks to die off and be replaced by a whole new generation of talentless cum stains, but I was wrong.
Good luck to him. Wankus is good people.
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#309378 - 06/26/08 10:13 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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Drugs make this guy believe he is funny, talented and happy. It must be great to live in his fantasy world.
Wankus, if you read this (and we all know you will) please give me a call. I want some of whatever it is that you are on. Im tried of being angry and just want to be a happy idiot like you.
PS. You could also kill yourself. That would also make me very pleased.
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#309380 - 06/26/08 08:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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What is couch ticking? The thingy on the wall is called a sconce I believe.
To my knowledge a sconce is a lamp/light fixture that attaches to a wall and couch ticking is the fabric, pattern, like on a mattress you can chose your ticking, the pattern, design you want.
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#309381 - 06/27/08 09:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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I hope that one day I can be as successful and popular as Wankus. Or Luke, obviously.
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#309383 - 06/27/08 07:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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#309384 - 06/27/08 09:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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If only Wankus' dad wore a Trojan.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#309386 - 06/27/08 10:15 PM
Re: More Wankus Gold
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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STFU.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#309387 - 06/27/08 10:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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In XPT's first sitcom ("That's Our Gigi"), you'll play the role of a spinster Ethel Mertz.
Shennagins (and one-liners) ensue as you take a job with Gigi on a butt-plug assembly line.
The Archie Bunker/living room chair will be occupied by h2C.
Alan Alda/Hawkeye Pierce will be played by Elaborator (I can't; I'm directing and drunk).
Windsock will play the role of the "Giant" who comes in visions to FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper (played by Fatman) who enjoys donuts and Ginger Lynn movies saved to his magical laptop (voiced by Sasha Gray and virus-plagued).
David Milch will write screenplays, thus ensuing usage of the words "skell" and "shitbird."
David Chase will write the final episode which leaves everything...
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