This question is for Jeff Steward, President of JM Productions. Mr. Steward, I demand to know what you are doing to prevent the spread of Monkeypox on your porn sets. To my mind, this is the most serious health threat facing our industry today. It must be dealt with quickly and professionally before you have a Monkeypox epidemic on your hands.

You are very right, Mr. Kickass. In order to prevent spreading MonkeyPox to any of the chunky girls on our sets (from what I have read, chunky whores are in a higher risk group for contracting this debilitating disease), we have restricted our talent and crew from bringing any pet prairie dogs to the shoot.

Cram
SkinTight Pictures
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As of today (6-18-03) JM Productions will begin searching all male performers at its American Bukkake shoots for prairie dogs.From this day forward,all participants must have a currant HIV test and must also stay clear of any zoos or trips to the midwest for at least 30 days prior to our shoot dates.I can only hope that Kickass Pictures is willing to do the same at its 5 guy cream pie shoots. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />