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#305090 - 03/05/08 05:01 AM Monkey's Requiem
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I'm sorry, please grant me forgiveness (although not required I please ask you to click on the following link and listen as you view this thread, thank you Monkey)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kV4qrrVdEg


1770


Today


1910


Today


1861


Today


1933



Today


1978


Today


1974


Today




After a lot of thinking ive realized what needs to be done

2004



6pm eastern standard time Tomorrow
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#305091 - 03/05/08 05:18 AM Re: Monkey's Requiem
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6pm eastern standard time Tomorrow





I hope that's like the "Free Beer Tomorrow" sign down at the Pub.

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#305092 - 03/05/08 05:26 AM Re: Monkey's Requiem
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I gotta say, that was a very dramatic and well planned post. Although half of the things/people you posted make me want to kill myself too, I have to wonder why you chose now, after coming back and re-establishing yourself on the board?
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#305093 - 03/05/08 06:30 AM Re: Monkey's Requiem
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I don't know what to think of this:

Lame? Cool? Hoax? Real? Pity? So what?

What I was wondering about was the way Monkey visualized things. I see the 'downfall' in Mozart-Timberlake and Lincoln-Bush, but the other three comparisons don't make much sense to me. That being said, it'Monkey's interpretation of things, not mine.

Btw Monkey, if you choose to compare your own change in four years (2004-2008) with, for example, the change in presidency in 145 years, I wonder what your own explanation for this would be? Please enlighten us!
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#305094 - 03/05/08 10:00 AM Re: Monkey's Requiem
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Monkey is an attention whore
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#305095 - 03/05/08 10:56 AM Re: Monkey's Requiem
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Monkey is an attention whore




Pretty much. Looks like he wants to spawn postings everywhere that absorb the forum's energy and slowly take over the board.
monkey = the borg.
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#305096 - 03/05/08 04:27 PM Re: Monkey's Requiem
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Does this mean Willie's vacation is over?
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#305097 - 03/05/08 05:31 PM Re: Monkey's Requiem
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Is SM a big Bjork fan?
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#305098 - 03/05/08 08:01 PM Re: Monkey's Requiem
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Does this mean Willie's vacation is over?




That's a very astute question there, Lou.

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#305099 - 03/05/08 10:29 PM Re: Monkey's Requiem
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Does this mean Willie's vacation is over?




I see I'm not the only one suspecting that.
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#305100 - 03/05/08 11:07 PM Re: Monkey's Requiem
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Quote:

Quote:

Does this mean Willie's vacation is over?




I see I'm not the only one suspecting that.






Im not sure if this means you think im willie or if you think willie will start posting once I leave, I can tell you now with all due respect to willie that its highly insulting for people to think we are one and the same and shows that most people here can't appreciate the brilliance that is monkey.


This thread might be a little vague and ive contacted a few posters here with what it all means but I guess I should probably share it with you all.

On march 6th 1988 my father and sister were killed in a car accident going to the grocery store to pick up milk and bread. My father had asked me earlier that morning to bring home those two items to which I forgot. Since then ive been riddled with guilt and have dealt with many levels of depression. I find my mood getting darker and darker as march creeps up on the calendar every year until this year when it became clear, the world is no better now then it was in 1988, in fact ive noticed a tread of the world getting worse and worse, life isn't going to get better so I have a chance to right my wrong, and be at peace. So on march 6th 2008 20 years to the day the pain will end and a new life will begin. Thanks for listening.
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#305101 - 03/05/08 11:10 PM Re: Monkey's Requiem
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Makes sense to me.

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#305102 - 03/05/08 11:58 PM Re: Monkey's Requiem
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I see. It's like a co-worker told me about playing the horses. Once the race is over it becomes obvious.
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#305103 - 03/06/08 12:09 PM Re: Monkey's Requiem
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So on march 6th 2008 20 years to the day the pain will end and a new life will begin. Thanks for listening.





If true, I wish you well.

Hope it isn't the dark path I would likely opt for in your stead.

When in a darkened phase I see suicide as the stone-cold solution to a simple mathematical inequality:
Pain experienced exceeds the ability to take it.







Bye, Monkey. I hardly knew ye.

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#305104 - 03/06/08 02:21 PM Re: Monkey's Requiem
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sigh. Fatman, really.
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#305105 - 03/06/08 02:26 PM Re: Monkey's Requiem
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Just over 30 minutes left people

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#305106 - 03/06/08 02:40 PM Re: Monkey's Requiem
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Quote:

Just over 30 minutes left people






And then the new life begins.

What will he do then?
Who will be the pest control in The Cage?
How will the regular freaks behave?

Keep doing it in any case, Monkey. Or let the other guys allegedly operating the Smelly Monkey account take over.
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#305107 - 03/06/08 02:52 PM Re: Monkey's Requiem
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If this ends with a youtube link I'll go on a shooting spree.

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#305108 - 03/06/08 02:59 PM Re: Monkey's Requiem
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#305109 - 03/06/08 03:00 PM Re: Monkey's Requiem
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Goodbye.
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#305110 - 03/06/08 03:06 PM Re: Monkey's Requiem
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Here you have it.

Should you be the owwner of a gun, start by shooting the person closest to you on the toilet.

Bitch.
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#305111 - 03/06/08 03:12 PM Re: Monkey's Requiem
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Here you have it.

Should you be the owwner of a gun, start by shooting the person closest to you on the toilet.

Bitch.




You've become very boring.

Slut.
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#305112 - 03/06/08 03:29 PM Re: Monkey's Requiem
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You have become very stretched out.

Cunt.

As if you did not know it already.
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#305113 - 03/06/08 03:48 PM Re: Monkey's Requiem
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You have become very stretched out.

Cunt.






The elastic in my briefs surrendered long ago.

Winnebago.
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#305114 - 03/06/08 04:14 PM Re: Monkey's Requiem
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Shane! Come back!
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#305115 - 03/06/08 05:13 PM Re: Monkey's Requiem
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later monkey daddio, say hello to baja for me.

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#305116 - 03/06/08 05:46 PM Re: Monkey's Requiem
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#305117 - 03/06/08 08:12 PM Re: Monkey's Requiem
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you guys are acting like some real crabapples



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#305118 - 03/06/08 09:07 PM Re: Monkey's Requiem
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Shane! Come back!









*sniff*

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#305119 - 03/06/08 11:59 PM Re: Monkey's Requiem
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So, see ya this time next year, Monkey?
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#305120 - 03/07/08 02:03 PM Re: Monkey's Requiem
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Nah I believe Monkey is moving to SVAY PAK in Cambodia to retire. Yum Yum or Boom Boom Monkey? Which do you prefer?

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#305121 - 03/07/08 02:09 PM Re: Monkey's Requiem
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Gypsy, I hear that when you bend over with no pants on, you look like a buffalo with a runny nose.
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#305122 - 03/07/08 06:20 PM Re: Monkey's Requiem
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Gypsy, I hear that when you bend over with no pants on, you look like a buffalo with a runny nose.


Yeah something like that jerkoff.

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#305123 - 03/07/08 07:30 PM Re: Monkey's Requiem
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Quote:

Gypsy, I hear that when you bend over with no pants on, you look like a buffalo with a runny nose.


Yeah something like that jerkoff.




Thats not my snot on your ass tatanka..
lol
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#305124 - 03/09/08 04:39 AM Re: Monkey's Requiem
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later monkey daddio, say hello to baja for me.





Guess what, im not dead, that good news or bad?


Quote:

Nah I believe Monkey is moving to SVAY PAK in Cambodia to retire. Yum Yum or Boom Boom Monkey? Which do you prefer?





Ive done my tour of helping out people who can't help themselves in 3rd world countires already, I figured doing that was enough to at least get my foot in the door to heaven, we'll see gypsy.


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#305125 - 03/09/08 07:09 AM Re: Monkey's Requiem
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I know of this other guy who claims to have come back to life on a Sunday ... but he died on a Friday. Sorry to have confused you with him.
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#305126 - 03/09/08 07:44 PM Re: Monkey's Requiem
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I know of this other guy who claims to have come back to life on a Sunday ... but he died on a Friday. Sorry to have confused you with him.




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#305127 - 03/10/08 07:05 AM Re: Monkey's Requiem
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Quote:

later monkey daddio, say hello to baja for me.





Guess what, im not dead, that good news or bad?




Well say hello to baja anyway. I miss that guy.


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