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#302865 - 02/22/08 12:51 AM Best PM's ive got since my return
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Ive got enough to make a thread about it, funny the sick shit people will send me


you old news like patrick ewing

From: GUAPO

nigga need to retire again


(I love guapo )
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monkey

From: melissa

Good to see you back you dirty pig



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Re: .

From: RENFIELD

you're an idiot, by the way I suffer from anorexia because of you.


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Sorry

From: k1ng

I'm sorry I came at you the way I did. You're right, monstar is a douchebag



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Hey baby

From: (hidden to protect the guilty )

as long as you've stopped in for a bit, feel free to ban Fatman and JimB they're kind enough to spam-bomb us with their boring shit on a daily basis.


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Re: sexy back tats (vomit)

From: Gigi

Fuck you






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julie

From: moblem

hi
what do you think about Julie's Robbins great career?
do you miss her?
why?


(okay this one was waiting for me in my inbox)
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Easily the creepiest was this one (drum roll)


you returned

From: JRV

I've missed you






Creepy (monkey shivers)

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#302866 - 02/22/08 12:59 AM Re: Best PM's ive got since my return
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
damn you, that was supposed to be a private moment between just the two of us.
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#302867 - 02/22/08 07:32 AM Re: Best PM's ive got since my return
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Melly Mel sent you a pm?
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#302868 - 02/22/08 02:30 PM Re: Best PM's ive got since my return
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Quote:

Melly Mel sent you a pm?





she sent two the other was a little too graphic but it involved a baseball bat and a shaved poodle
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#302869 - 02/23/08 11:06 AM Re: Best PM's ive got since my return
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
The French do seem to love Poodles

Ask her if she is ready to move back here and get lost in the system like Brandon did.
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#302870 - 02/23/08 01:58 PM Re: Best PM's ive got since my return
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

The French do seem to love Poodles

Ask her if she is ready to move back here and get lost in the system like Brandon did.





No she still has major issues with brandon and avoids being around him at all costs
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#302871 - 02/25/08 12:59 AM Re: Best PM's ive got since my return
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Uh, not quite. Mel and I are cool with each other. She knows I care for her...almost as much as I do for you, Monkey.

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#302872 - 02/25/08 07:09 PM Re: Best PM's ive got since my return
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Uh, not quite. Mel and I are cool with each other. She knows I care for her...almost as much as I do for you, Monkey.




Well she told me otherwise, im not going to go into detail because thats not fair to melissa. How you going Brandon?
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#302873 - 02/29/08 06:54 PM Re: Best PM's ive got since my return
melissa Offline
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Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
Quote:

Melly Mel sent you a pm?



Monkey's a lying fag.
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#302874 - 02/29/08 07:08 PM Re: Best PM's ive got since my return
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Quote:

Melly Mel sent you a pm?



Monkey's a lying fag.




This is proof Burg had a date with her. How was it Melissa?

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#302875 - 02/29/08 08:50 PM Re: Best PM's ive got since my return
ranathan Offline
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Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
bommm bommm ba ba ba bommmmmmmmmmmmm


i will not ever love you, not EVenn skyscraaaaapeerrrsss above you, bom ba ba bommmmmm godddddd only knows where ill pee without you god only knows god only god only god only konwsssssss where illllll peeeeee without you


i would have sent that if i knew what a pm was

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#302876 - 02/29/08 08:52 PM Re: Best PM's ive got since my return
ranathan Offline
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Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
thats to the tune of of god only knows where id be without you in case it went over your head

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#302877 - 02/29/08 09:27 PM Re: Best PM's ive got since my return
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Quote:

Quote:

Melly Mel sent you a pm?



Monkey's a lying fag.




He has admitted to both. I am happy it got you to post though.
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#302878 - 02/29/08 11:08 PM Re: Best PM's ive got since my return
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Quote:

bommm bommm ba ba ba bommmmmmmmmmmmm


i will not ever love you, not EVenn skyscraaaaapeerrrsss above you, bom ba ba bommmmmm godddddd only knows where ill pee without you god only knows god only god only god only konwsssssss where illllll peeeeee without you


i would have sent that if i knew what a pm was




Brian Wilson would drink, snort, and smack you under the table. Grrrrrrreat effort nonetheless, Ranathanadingalanga.

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#302879 - 02/29/08 11:26 PM Re: Best PM's ive got since my return
ranathan Offline
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Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
johnny j. floofingles

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#302880 - 03/01/08 04:48 AM Re: Best PM's ive got since my return
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

This is proof Burg had a date with her. How was it Melissa?





hmm how was it fucking an arrogant, delusional cripple for money. Let me think. Im guessing its like feeling the high a meth user feels the first time multiplied by getting your face smashed in with a sledgehammer divided by shaking god's hand. At least thats how id feel after fucking da burg, god can you begin to imagine what his balls would smell like? That topic almost deserves a thread of its own, im guessing like a cross between chicken enchiladas and sour milk
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#302881 - 03/01/08 08:56 PM Re: Best PM's ive got since my return
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Hey baby

From: (hidden to protect the guilty )

as long as you've stopped in for a bit, feel free to ban Fatman and JimB they're kind enough to spam-bomb us with their boring shit on a daily basis.





I'd guess Gia ... but she could ban us herself ...
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#302882 - 03/02/08 03:48 AM Re: Best PM's ive got since my return
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Quote:

Hey baby

From: (hidden to protect the guilty )

as long as you've stopped in for a bit, feel free to ban Fatman and JimB they're kind enough to spam-bomb us with their boring shit on a daily basis.





I'd guess Gia ... but she could ban us herself ...





nope was from a dude
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