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#295634 - 01/18/08 01:36 PM Unanswered porn convention questions
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	I have a short list of questions regarding this years AEE. 1. Was Wankus there? 2. Was Tyler Faith there? 3. Has Tyler told her side of the story about their break up yet? 4. Was Kurt Lockwood at the Convention? If so did he start any fights with hillbillies? 5. Was Max Hardcore there? 6. Did Max molest any innocent females in his hotel room or on a shuttle bus? 7. Did any female starlet pass out in the circle bar? 8. Did anyone attend the ADT party? If so, did anyone pass out on a couch in the corner? 9. Who passed out on a shuttle bus and woke up in a pool of vomit? 10. Who crashed in Brandons room, and who pissed his bed?
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#295635 - 01/18/08 02:07 PM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
Houstondon AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 03/11/07 Posts: 451 Loc: Houston	Quote: I have a short list of questions regarding this years AEE. 2. Was Tyler Faith there? Yes 4. Was Kurt Lockwood at the Convention? If so did he start any fights with hillbillies? I didn't see him or Hillbilly Mike at all (a shame, huh?) 7. Did any female starlet pass out in the circle bar? a few clung onto my arm that were so drunk, a slavering fanboy could have gotten some action, but I didn't see any pass out 10. Who crashed in Brandons room, and who pissed his bed? He had a few ladies following him around during the show that made it clear they'd do anything for him...that's all I know _________________________ "I'm rich. I'm a strong, trained fighter. I own a gun. And I am completely...fucking ... psychotic." Kurt Lockwood ranting yet again
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#295636 - 01/18/08 03:45 PM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
Cindi Loftus Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 01/24/05 Posts: 326 Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL	Quote: I have a short list of questions regarding this years AEE. 1. Was Wankus there? NO, he reported for me from his house in LA. 2. Was Tyler Faith there? Yes 3. Has Tyler told her side of the story about their break up yet? Not to me. 5. Was Max Hardcore there? Yes. He was at the AVN awards also and was insulted by the comedian. xoxo, Cindi _________________________ Good people will do good things. Bad people will do bad things. But for good people to do bad things you must add religion. Steven weinberg Nobel prize winner in physics
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#295637 - 01/18/08 04:28 PM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9180	Quote: 10. Who crashed in Brandons room, and who pissed his bed? He had a few ladies following him around during the show that made it clear they'd do anything for him...that's all I know Like get HPV??? Hmm.... (leans back)
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#295638 - 01/18/08 08:48 PM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	I haven't heard news of any overdoses. I'm really beginning to lose faith in the porn industry. _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#295639 - 01/18/08 10:25 PM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Quote: Quote: 10. Who crashed in Brandons room, and who pissed his bed? He had a few ladies following him around during the show that made it clear they'd do anything for him...that's all I know Like get HPV??? Hmm.... (leans back) CDC agents hot on the trail... Attachments 286171-442962a-i1.0.jpg (9 downloads) _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#295640 - 01/18/08 10:32 PM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
Dean Wormer Pervert Registered: 08/05/05 Posts: 2116 Loc: Faber College	Quote: 5. Was Max Hardcore there? Yes. He was at the AVN awards also and was insulted by the comedian. xoxo, Cindi Who was the comedian and what was the insult? _________________________ It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock
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#295641 - 01/19/08 12:14 AM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
christianxxx Pervert Registered: 07/05/05 Posts: 2134 Loc: Los Angeles, CA	greg fitzsimmons called max the retarded guy who discovered curious george 20 years ago _________________________ My Clips 4 Sale Store
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#295642 - 01/19/08 01:13 AM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
Dean Wormer Pervert Registered: 08/05/05 Posts: 2116 Loc: Faber College	Quote: greg fitzsimmons called max the retarded guy who discovered curious george 20 years ago Max may not have a yellow hat but he does have a yellow couch. _________________________ It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock
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#295643 - 01/19/08 05:32 AM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
Brandon_Iron Demodded Diseased Dwarf Porn Jesus Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 9174 Loc: Penalty Box	The girls that were with me were nurses disguised as porn stars. All my STDs have morphed into HPV-HIV-HERPES-GONNORHEA-SYPHILIS-CLAMYDIA-STREPTOCOCUS-MUCOSA. My testicles are nothnig more than golf ball sized tumors and I have 6 months to live. No tears, please. My bucket list was written days ago and only reads, "Get head till dead." I'm reading Tuesdays With Morrie now. Time to take my pills. Good night. _________________________ https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron www.brandoniron.com https://twitter.com/BrandonIron
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#295644 - 01/19/08 08:21 AM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: The girls that were with me were nurses disguised as porn stars. Do they give you head on camera, too? _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#295645 - 01/19/08 12:08 PM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	Quote: 5. Was Max Hardcore there? yes
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#295646 - 01/19/08 12:23 PM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Quote: Quote: 5. Was Max Hardcore there? yes hmmmm. Did he have a yellow couch in his hotel room?
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#295647 - 01/19/08 05:52 PM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
Brandon_Iron Demodded Diseased Dwarf Porn Jesus Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 9174 Loc: Penalty Box	Fatman: I didn't shoot anything in Vegas. It was just a fun time to catch up with people, have a few drinks, and see if it's even possible to get laid without writing a check. I did some betting on horse races, too, and did ok. Nothing big but it's fun to pick a winner. I also had a celebrity sighting: Not to brag or anything but I had 3 women in my bed each night... Attachments 286274-Las2.jpg (11 downloads) _________________________ https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron www.brandoniron.com https://twitter.com/BrandonIron
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#295648 - 01/19/08 06:26 PM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Quote: Hmmm.... I hope to see some Shelly Lubben bedsheets in an upcoming production... _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#295649 - 01/20/08 12:09 AM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	For no reason at all: Attachments 286344-~aaa042.jpg (16 downloads) Edited by zenman (01/20/08 12:09 AM) _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#295650 - 01/20/08 06:35 PM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	I can't believe this thread got moved to this forum. That's stupid, guys. Don't be stupid.
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#295651 - 01/20/08 08:40 PM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: I can't believe this thread got moved to this forum. That's stupid, guys. Don't be stupid. I agree. It's porn related. Why the move? _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#295652 - 01/22/08 08:19 PM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: I can't believe this thread got moved to this forum. That's stupid, guys. Don't be stupid. I didn't move it. Was it in General Porn? _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#295653 - 01/22/08 08:26 PM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Pretty sure I started it in the shit list, as that seemed most appropriate for the direction I hoped for the thread. One of the drunks moderating that forum probably moved it in a fit of rage.
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#295654 - 01/22/08 08:32 PM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
TonyMalice Registered Sex Offender Registered: 03/12/03 Posts: 2458 Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...	Who you calling a drunk? Ok, I'll move it. _________________________ Now you can masturbate to Chatsworth Pictures on demand! http://www.jerkoffzone.com/divx/chatsworth/
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#295655 - 01/22/08 08:33 PM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	I kinda thought it was in the Cage, but I don't really remember. If it was in the shitlist, it wasn't this drunk that moved it. _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#295656 - 01/23/08 05:38 AM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Back on topic 1. I want to know if Jeremy Steele was able to find a buyer for that camera. 2. Did Ryan make the show or convention? Did he go Greyhound? Was he able to find lodging at the Motel 6?
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#295657 - 01/24/08 08:30 AM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	I saw Ryan at the show but I never did see Jeremy. I guess cameras without the power cords and batterie packs just dont bring in the big money anymore. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#295658 - 01/24/08 09:11 AM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
Vukmir Vukmir Bukkake Boy Registered: 04/21/03 Posts: 675 Loc: Belgrade	I saw Ceara, but before I could say hello Sullivan whisked her away from the Circle Bar. I guess she is still too young to drink?
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#295659 - 01/24/08 09:32 AM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	Quote: I saw Ceara, but before I could say hello Sullivan whisked her away from the Circle Bar. I guess she is still too young to drink? Mr. Wank is pretty charming. His idea of buying a lady a drink is handing her a wad of cash and making her wait in line for 30 minutes at the circle bar. I turned 21 like 6 months ago. I just really wanted to see his pimp hat.
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#295660 - 01/24/08 10:05 AM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
smutspov Porn Jesus Registered: 10/29/03 Posts: 9489	Overall, from what I can tell, looks like it was one of the most boring Expos ever. Glad I didn't go. AGAIN. _________________________ "I only insult those who deserve it." - Alfred E. Neuman
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#295661 - 01/24/08 12:10 PM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: Mr. Wank is pretty charming. His idea of buying a lady a drink is handing her a wad of cash and making her wait in line for 30 minutes at the circle bar. I would have thought that you would have preferred being handed a wad cash to a drink ... _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#295662 - 01/24/08 07:47 PM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Ryan came to the avn booth, but I wouldn't let him in. I took a pic of him outside it, though. It's somewhere. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#295663 - 01/24/08 08:12 PM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
ben Pervert Registered: 09/06/03 Posts: 2042 Loc: Ceara's bunny cage	Quote: Ryan came to the avn booth, but I wouldn't let him in. I took a pic of him outside it, though. It's somewhere.
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#295664 - 01/24/08 08:57 PM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: Ryan came to the avn booth, but I wouldn't let him in. I took a pic of him outside it, though. It's somewhere. For evidence of stalking? _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#295665 - 01/24/08 09:04 PM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	No, because he started kneeling on the hardwood floor. Evidence of the first time anyone's seen him with wood. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#295666 - 01/24/08 09:07 PM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: Evidence of the first time anyone's seen him with wood. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#295667 - 01/24/08 09:16 PM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9180	Quote: No, because he started kneeling on the hardwood floor. Evidence of the first time anyone's seen him with wood. If pre-cum babies are smarter and genetically superior than the rest, it must mean Ryan was conceived by a Peter North-style "nine gun salute."
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#295668 - 01/25/08 09:26 AM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Have you considered the possibility that his mother was a crack-whore? _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#295669 - 01/25/08 11:30 PM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
CAPT_MCCLUSKY Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 07/28/07 Posts: 194	1) Does anybody under the age of 27 know who these people are? 2) Was this picture taken at the convention or at Madame Tussaud"s Wax Museum? 3) Did anybody party with them and is the girl worth taking a bullet for? _________________________ “My money is on the way.” -- Jim B “I'll be sending my check out first thing tomorrow.”-- Safado “How much money has come in till now from the fanbase?”-- Freestylah “$12.41”--Smokey
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#295670 - 01/25/08 11:49 PM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Quote: 1) Does anybody under the age of 27 know who these people are? Henry Rollins' father and his new trophy wife? _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#295671 - 01/26/08 05:20 AM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	amy fisher and her husband. oh, wait, you said someone under the age of 27. my bad. well, parts of me are less than 27. does that count? _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#295672 - 01/26/08 10:16 AM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	What parts? _________________________
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#295673 - 01/26/08 11:17 AM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
bigmonkeynuts ADT regular Registered: 03/19/06 Posts: 10	Quote: Quote: 1) Does anybody under the age of 27 know who these people are? Henry Rollins' father and his new trophy wife? thats ric flair
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#295674 - 01/26/08 05:14 PM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
RenfieldGyps Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 4726 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	Quote: amy fisher and her husband. oh, wait, you said someone under the age of 27. my bad. well, parts of me are less than 27. does that count? Correct.
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#295675 - 01/27/08 07:22 AM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	Who's the chick with Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat? _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#295676 - 01/27/08 04:13 PM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: Quote: amy fisher and her husband. oh, wait, you said someone under the age of 27. my bad. well, parts of me are less than 27. does that count? Correct. Sadly, they have a video out. Very sadly. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#295677 - 01/27/08 04:34 PM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	i heard the vid is actually not bad, fwiw, although if i feel like watching some thirtysomething chick fuck her fattish husband, i'll just pop in one of my "own" porns. _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#295678 - 01/27/08 04:44 PM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: i'll just pop in one of my "own" porns. Now THAT needs to be in my collection! _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#295679 - 01/28/08 04:42 AM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	haha, my most favorite is this blowjob one where at the last minute my husband jacks my head down really hard onto his cock-- without our little cue-thingy that he is "supposed" to do first... i puked and accidentally bit him ( ) and started laughing maniacally (did i jondra that word?) and jumping up and down wearing nothing but white hooker boots, freaking out because of the puke and i swear that at that moment i made tiffany holliday look normal. it belongs on efukt. _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#295680 - 01/28/08 08:45 AM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9180	Quote: accidentally bit him ... that's an instant classic.
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#295681 - 01/28/08 01:14 PM Re: Unanswered porn convention questions
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: it belongs on efukt. And a special place in my extensive porn library!! What's the delay! You evil tease! [maniacally is spelled correctly, btw] _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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