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#291656 - 12/21/07 09:49 AM pimp of the year
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did la direct do this???


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#291657 - 12/21/07 11:26 AM Re: pimp of the year
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all those whores, yet only eight of them know how to write their names. sad, really.
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#291658 - 12/22/07 02:24 AM Re: pimp of the year
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all those whores, yet only eight of them know how to write their names. sad, really.




those r d' goldstar agents names
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#291659 - 12/22/07 04:17 AM Re: pimp of the year
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Are you lacking some form of proper education that allows you to spell words out and instead type like an eight year old girl on AOL?
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#291660 - 12/22/07 04:21 AM Re: pimp of the year
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Registered: 08/29/07
Posts: 178
Loc: Woodland Hills
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Are you lacking some form of proper education that allows you to spell words out and instead type like an eight year old girl on AOL?




i am like neu generation txt messengers :LOL brb omfg, u know
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#291661 - 12/22/07 04:24 AM Re: pimp of the year
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Go back to ADT
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#291662 - 12/22/07 04:25 AM Re: pimp of the year
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The colors in the card remind me of a Hot Wheels ad instead of Christmas.
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#291663 - 12/22/07 04:46 AM Re: pimp of the year
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Ironic because most of the girls in the ad can be bought for 99 cents.
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#291664 - 12/22/07 04:48 AM Re: pimp of the year
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Loc: Woodland Hills
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Go back to ADT




sorry im not a fanboi like u
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#291665 - 12/22/07 04:53 AM Re: pimp of the year
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all those whores, yet only eight of them know how to write their names. sad, really.




those r d' goldstar agents names


it's sad that you know that.
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#291666 - 12/22/07 04:57 AM Re: pimp of the year
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all those whores, yet only eight of them know how to write their names. sad, really.




those r d' goldstar agents names


it's sad that you know that.




why?
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#291667 - 12/22/07 01:02 PM Re: pimp of the year
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idk my bff jill
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#291668 - 12/22/07 01:06 PM Re: pimp of the year
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he deserves to be pimp of the year for the simple fact that he was able to get his girls all in one spot at the same time long enough to take a picture. think about it. how hard that must have been? maybe he offered or advertised free drugs/booze or something. I wonder how long the time was from when the first girl showed up till the last one arrived? Vegas has the over/under at 7 hrs. then again maybe all the girls are photoshopped in.
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#291669 - 12/22/07 01:10 PM Re: pimp of the year
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idk my bff jill




I hate that commercial but it fits here with MR UNEDUCATED.

Maybe Joel left a trail of drugs scattered around LA and the girls followed it?
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#291670 - 12/22/07 01:16 PM Re: pimp of the year
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he deserves to be pimp of the year for the simple fact that he was able to get his girls all in one spot at the same time long enough to take a picture. think about it. how hard that must have been? maybe he offered or advertised free drugs/booze or something. I wonder how long the time was from when the first girl showed up till the last one arrived? Vegas has the over/under at 7 hrs. then again maybe all the girls are photoshopped in.




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k1ng maybe correct in that statement!

either way....we have a winner!!!!

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#291671 - 12/22/07 02:56 PM Re: pimp of the year
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Registered: 08/29/07
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he deserves to be pimp of the year for the simple fact that he was able to get his girls all in one spot at the same time long enough to take a picture. think about it. how hard that must have been? maybe he offered or advertised free drugs/booze or something. I wonder how long the time was from when the first girl showed up till the last one arrived? Vegas has the over/under at 7 hrs. then again maybe all the girls are photoshopped in.




or if they wont go he fine them, or stop their bookins, dat's how this major leage pipms work bro'
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#291672 - 12/22/07 03:11 PM Re: pimp of the year
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Quote:

Quote:

he deserves to be pimp of the year for the simple fact that he was able to get his girls all in one spot at the same time long enough to take a picture. think about it. how hard that must have been? maybe he offered or advertised free drugs/booze or something. I wonder how long the time was from when the first girl showed up till the last one arrived? Vegas has the over/under at 7 hrs. then again maybe all the girls are photoshopped in.




1-early bird buffet specials:

ALL YOU CAN SWALLOW XANAX 2 MG (footballs) .... 10am - 12pm


2-PHOTO IN PREV EDITION OF AVN

k1ng maybe correct in that statement!

either way....we have a winner!!!!


2 milligram Xanax arent called footballs, they are called sticks. The blue ones are called footballs and they are only 1 milligram.

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#291673 - 12/22/07 03:51 PM Re: pimp of the year
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2 milligram Xanax arent called footballs, they are called sticks. The blue ones are called footballs and they are only 1 milligram.




yeah....your right.....footballs are the 1 mg.....but around here the 2 mg are called bars. sticks is a new 1 4 me!

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#291674 - 12/22/07 04:32 PM Re: pimp of the year
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Posts: 7863
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he deserves to be pimp of the year for the simple fact that he was able to get his girls all in one spot at the same time long enough to take a picture. think about it. how hard that must have been? maybe he offered or advertised free drugs/booze or something. I wonder how long the time was from when the first girl showed up till the last one arrived? Vegas has the over/under at 7 hrs. then again maybe all the girls are photoshopped in.




Now that I think about it, he probably did what the police do where they send out letters to everyone with a warrent telling them they won a TV or Super Bowl tickets or something then grab them when they show up.
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#291675 - 12/22/07 05:24 PM Re: pimp of the year
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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2 milligram Xanax arent called footballs, they are called sticks. The blue ones are called footballs and they are only 1 milligram.




yeah....your right.....footballs are the 1 mg.....but around here the 2 mg are called bars. sticks is a new 1 4 me!


Yeah sticks is a NY thing, bars comes from other states when I was in rehabs in other states, everyone referred to them as bars and I had NO clue what they were talking about.
They're still good though, but they dont like me as much as I like them so I had to let go.

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#291676 - 12/22/07 09:18 PM Re: pimp of the year
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
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he deserves to be pimp of the year for the simple fact that he was able to get his girls all in one spot at the same time long enough to take a picture. think about it. how hard that must have been? maybe he offered or advertised free drugs/booze or something. I wonder how long the time was from when the first girl showed up till the last one arrived? Vegas has the over/under at 7 hrs. then again maybe all the girls are photoshopped in.




You beat me to the punch.
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#291677 - 12/22/07 11:01 PM Re: pimp of the year
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Registered: 01/01/06
Posts: 459
Loc: California
There are a couple of versions of that pic. The best is the booty shot. I got to the shoot just as it ended and it was definitely not easy getting all the girls to show up.

Thats not even half of his girls. But the lure of standing around in bikinis on a cold overcast day made it much more appealing for the ones that did show.

His agency as grown from 8 to more than 100 in a little over 2 years. He deserves Pimp of the Year award.

Michael

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