At first glance, you might suspect that the numbers in brackets are their fight records…but they’re not. They represent the respective ages of a young lady and a human fossil. Care to guess how old Taylor’s father is? If you said 56, you are correct! So did it creep her out to fuck a man almost triple her age? If it did, she’s not saying. She just cashed her check, bought the latest boy band cd, and invested her money in candy bars. Will SHE IS HALF MY AGE #3 change the world? Probably not, but Dirty Harry’s world will never be the same. Harry may be living the dream but Alzheimer’s prevents him from remembering it. Good times! (Seriously, though, Taylor and Harry paired up well and enjoyed each other a lot.) Let’s check out the pics.

Taylor Mae: http://hidebehind.com/8C92F1
Come a little closer… http://hidebehind.com/553B84
Side view: http://hidebehind.com/1DE417
First peek at boobage: http://hidebehind.com/DF7959
Pantied buttocks: http://hidebehind.com/021BA5
Starfish and honeypot: http://hidebehind.com/397312
Spread those glutes, girl! http://hidebehind.com/C3B0E7
Doggie diva: http://hidebehind.com/55020D
Hungry? http://hidebehind.com/8C597A
Bet you are now… http://hidebehind.com/1DAAA0
Butterfly lips: http://hidebehind.com/DF3FE2
Legs, hose, and heels: http://hidebehind.com/A7E875
Cheek stretching good time: http://hidebehind.com/39399B
Posed perfection: http://hidebehind.com/A7AEFE
Dirty Harry on the happiest day of his long, long, long, long life: http://hidebehind.com/709108
“Tastes like beef jerkey.” http://hidebehind.com/C37770
Reverse cowgirl bliss: http://hidebehind.com/01E22E
Poked from behind: http://hidebehind.com/8C2003
Ridin’ side saddle: http://hidebehind.com/1D7129
Kyle Stone, Arnold Schwarztenpecker, and Dick “Filthy Mc” Nasty, whose combined ages are beyond the reach of modern calculators: http://hidebehind.com/54C896
Forced smile? Or, the look of love? You decide. http://hidebehind.com/DF066B

Dirty Harry is one of the creepiest looking guys in the porn industry. He looks like an axe murderer. That's what makes him such a good performer. Nothing like seeing an axe murderer defile young women.

The last two pictures are just wrong. You will burn in hell for those, Brandon. Burn, I tell you.

I will make certain to seek out this product and spend my hard earned money to buy it. I will jerk off all over myself. Then I will weep, long and hard. Thank you for your outstanding work, Brandon. I don't care what the other guys say about you, I don't care about your declining hair line, your STDs or your seemingly gay pictures from your early days in this industry. As long as you keep producing gold such as this product you can consider me a fan.

My life partner thanks you. I am closer to Dirty Harry's age than Taylor Mae's so I am starting to think about what my porn legacy should be. My first thought would involve something with toilets where a big bukkake flush would be powered into a beautiful young lady's mouth but I'm not sure how to rig the plumbing. In the meantime, Dirty Harry's crime of passion will be out in February.

You, Sir, are both a gentleman and a scholar.

why dick nasty...why?

They just don't come any nastier than that fish-and-chip eating agent/performer/manager/landlord-to-homeless-waifs. If Reagan Senter lived in the Valley, I could call him but for now tricky Dick Nasty is the best available.

Hey, that's the girl we just saw in the stupid tattoo thread, the one with the 2 pistolas at the ready.

There's a few with the stupid gun tats pointing towards the vag.

Brandon, don't ruin your reputation by shooting mildy attractive girls like Taylor Mae. Stick with what works, bringing dozens of amazingly average looking, pear shaped, low rent, trailer trash girls in to porn. Thanks, a fan.

I'm sure there are a few girls amongst the 315 on www.loadmymouth.com that meet or exceed your standards. Courtney Cummz? Bree Olson? Monica Sweetheart?

I've had a few unique girls that you won't see elsewhere. That's a turn-on for some guys.

Enjoy Bobbi Starr coming next week. Good times.

what Craig sager doing fucking that girl?

sir charles thinks thats tuurrible.

There is something absurd and creepy about that smile.

Taylor Mae returned...thirsty. Enjoy the pics taken tonight.

Taylor Mae is a fully-grown adult woman. At 19, she is free to decide what she does with her time, with whom, and how much she is going to swallow. This little freak called me up and insisted she eat a load to keep in her belly as she flies home to her family for the holidays. So I guess that Christmas, like me, came a little early this year.

Taylor Mae: http://hidebehind.com/0ACBC0
Boobage: http://hidebehind.com/CC6102
Buttage: http://hidebehind.com/950995
Something to sink your teeth into: http://hidebehind.com/5DB228
Birthday suit: http://hidebehind.com/265ABB
“Am I arching correctly, Sir?” http://hidebehind.com/E7EFFD
“Butts are gross! Well, I guess you can stick your thumb in mine since you’re paying me.” http://hidebehind.com/B09890
“Look! No snail trails left on your chair! Hooray!” http://hidebehind.com/794123
Meeting the one-eyed monster: http://hidebehind.com/41E9B6
Head to head: http://hidebehind.com/0A9249

Kudos to Taylor for doing her duty and swallowing. She finds it disgusting but decided to do it for the good of www.loadmymouth.com ….really! Enjoy!

Sometimes people want things that just aren't going to happen.

Angel Dark....never worked with her but I know at one point she switched to only doing girl-girl. I don't think she would be the type to do a bukkake.

Sophie Evans.....I have hired her years ago and she's great. She no longer performs now as far as I know, lives in Spain, and I don't think she's ever done a bukkake.

Monica Sweetheart.....I've worked with her and hired her. She's not down for that and she lives in the Czech Republic.

Dora Ventor......I've worked with her. She lives in Budapest. Not sure if she's down for it.

There are plenty of girls looking for work right here in Los Angeles. You probably won't like any of them and that's fine. That's your right. I like the girls I hire and try to keep things working.

Guys throw out the names of girls they know but not everyone or everything is on the menu.

Brandon irons, world record holder for the shittiest least amusing captions however long running,now slightly emboldened by having a distribution deal making him even more obnoxious, please come to the stage and accept the award you lonely hack

Everything you said is true except my name is Iron, not Irons. Obviously, longer, more frequent posts are required. I'll try to not to have too many run-on sentences. Do you have any tips?

I said "If you could get girls like2.... Not meth whores that you pull off the back alleys. What were you thinking getting Brija Love- a TS?

Brijaye Love did a good job as I remember it.....from about 4 years ago. Then again, so did Brianna Love. You take the good. You take the bad. You take them both and there you have the facts of life.


Get Blair!!! Get Blair!!! Jo...maybe. Same with Tootie. But get Blair!!!

I like Taylor Mae and you think she's a skank. Our opinions are so far apart I don't think we are going to convince each other of anything.

1:28 my friend. That's the current ratio of signups to unique hits. At first I thought people were joining just so they could tell me how terrible the girls were. Then I realized you can write me anytime at brandoniron_99@yahoo.com without ever joining. So I guess some guys are just gluttons for punishment.