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#290848 - 12/14/07 01:50 PM I just beat cancer
charin Offline
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I had a colonoscopy 14 November because I turned 50. They found cancer. Surgery December 6, took 7 inches of colon out, got everything, no further treatment is needed.

Early detection is the key here, folks. If you have some kind of symptom, see the doc. If the doc says get a test, get the test.

Lastly, to save you from making so many replies, this belongs in another Forum, I'm probably a closet gay, and nobody gives a shit. But I'm a live spamming asshole because I took care of my body.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#290849 - 12/14/07 02:07 PM Re: I just beat cancer
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did you get any blood transfusion during the operation?

if so i hope you get aids.

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#290850 - 12/14/07 02:24 PM Re: I just beat cancer
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Quote:

did you get any blood transfusion during the operation?

if so i hope you get aids.




disregard them last remarks. I still aint feeling right from the high the other night (refer to other postings for that story). anyhow i hope them cancerous cells in your body all dead.

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#290851 - 12/14/07 02:35 PM Re: I just beat cancer
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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did you get any blood transfusion during the operation?

if so i hope you get aids.




disregard them last remarks. I still aint feeling right from the high the other night (refer to other postings for that story). anyhow i hope them cancerous cells in your body all dead.





Guapo my nigga! First Mexican that dies from being eaten by coyotes or from being shot by one of his co-workers up on "da farm", and the position is yours...all the northern cali weed your depressed ass can inhale, plus free Cheez Doodles and Rolos. Bring your own sleeping bag and compass....
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#290852 - 12/14/07 02:42 PM Re: I just beat cancer
Gigi Offline
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I...took 7 inches of colon...I'm probably a closet gay...I'm a live, spamming asshole...



i'm kind of in a hurry getting dinner on and all, so i was skimming through this post and thought, oh fuck, lockwood's back.

and oh, glad you're well, charin
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#290853 - 12/14/07 02:47 PM Re: I just beat cancer
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Quote:

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did you get any blood transfusion during the operation?

if so i hope you get aids.




disregard them last remarks. I still aint feeling right from the high the other night (refer to other postings for that story). anyhow i hope them cancerous cells in your body all dead.





Guapo my nigga! First Mexican that dies from being eaten by coyotes or from being shot by one of his co-workers up on "da farm", and the position is yours...all the northern cali weed your depressed ass can inhale, plus free Cheez Doodles and Rolos. Bring your own sleeping bag and compass....




nigga what make you think i wanna go play outlaw in your imaginary camp.

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#290854 - 12/14/07 03:08 PM Re: I just beat cancer
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
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did you get any blood transfusion during the operation?

if so i hope you get aids.




disregard them last remarks. I still aint feeling right from the high the other night (refer to other postings for that story). anyhow i hope them cancerous cells in your body all dead.





Guapo my nigga! First Mexican that dies from being eaten by coyotes or from being shot by one of his co-workers up on "da farm", and the position is yours...all the northern cali weed your depressed ass can inhale, plus free Cheez Doodles and Rolos. Bring your own sleeping bag and compass....




nigga what make you think i wanna go play outlaw in your imaginary camp.





Beats "beating" fake cancer dont it?
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#290855 - 12/17/07 05:51 AM Re: I just beat cancer
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Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
By Cancer he means children and by beating he meens fucking...
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#290856 - 12/10/08 08:00 AM Re: I just beat cancer
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Well, I go back at 4PM Eastern for my 1 year follow-up colonoscopy. How would you like to see it come out?


-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#290857 - 12/10/08 09:03 AM Re: I just beat cancer
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Good Luck, Chuck.

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#290858 - 12/10/08 10:14 AM Re: I just beat cancer
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Registered: 01/30/08
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Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
I'm rooting for you, you thin-skinned alkie. I just got my clean bill in the spring. For sarcomas , they see you for a decade. When he shook my hand and said he'd see me in another 10 years, I actually went into the hallway and cried.
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#290860 - 12/10/08 03:29 PM Re: I just beat cancer
charin Offline
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We have to try again tomorrow, same time. I'll spare you the details.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#290861 - 12/10/08 03:40 PM Re: I just beat cancer
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Congratulations!...If you need any blood let me know. (I'm O- Rh-). I spent some time in a childrens cancer center last year it was horrible, you spend so much time there all the families make friends and when you go home and they dont you feel awful you cant help them.

Great to hear you are beat cancer, some dont even feel strong enough to fight. *HugZ*

Edited because I just realized you B-day is NOT on Nov. 14 but the day of death for your cancer. OooPs.


Edited by electrostatic (12/10/08 03:55 PM)
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#290862 - 12/10/08 03:43 PM Re: I just beat cancer
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You tried to reciprocate didn't you Chuck?.

Oh well, that's what referrals are all about.
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#290863 - 12/10/08 05:36 PM Re: I just beat cancer
Icetech Offline
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Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 353
Loc: Macomb mich
I kicked anorexia's ass!

I'm glad to hear they found it do early and hope you do well:) Cancer got my brother bout a year ago now... horrible way to go


Edited by Icetech (12/10/08 05:36 PM)
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#290864 - 12/10/08 09:26 PM Re: I just beat cancer
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Quote:

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I...took 7 inches of colon...I'm probably a closet gay...I'm a live, spamming asshole...



i'm kind of in a hurry getting dinner on and all, so i was skimming through this post and thought, oh fuck, lockwood's back.

and oh, glad you're well, charin




and I was going for this......




but Leary lies....you will be alright.

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#290865 - 12/11/08 03:48 PM Re: I just beat cancer
charin Offline
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We finally got the 'scope done, and I am cancer free! I don't need to come back for two years.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#290866 - 12/11/08 04:09 PM Re: I just beat cancer
Icetech Offline
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Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 353
Loc: Macomb mich
awesome charin! Just curious... how bad is the scope.. im 38 and will be needing that soon:(
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#290867 - 12/11/08 04:20 PM Re: I just beat cancer
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The hard part is the prep. You are on a clear liquid diet and take stuff that gives you watery diarrhea for a day and a half before, to clean you out. The procedure, you are on drugs. After that, back to normal after a couple hours and a good meal.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#290868 - 12/11/08 04:24 PM Re: I just beat cancer
Icetech Offline
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Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 353
Loc: Macomb mich
ugh.... i can handle the camera assfuck... its the not eating that is a bitch for me:)
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#290869 - 12/11/08 04:45 PM Re: I just beat cancer
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Registered: 12/28/07
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Loc: The 4th International
Good news Chuck! Congrats on that.
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#290870 - 12/12/08 06:37 AM Re: I just beat cancer
Vizzle Offline
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Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Congratulations Chuck! Here's to many more cancer free years ahead of you.
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#290871 - 12/12/08 07:01 AM Re: I just beat cancer
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Hope this brings you another 30 years of life, although 30 years without steak or beer, it might be better to just

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#290872 - 12/12/08 02:06 PM Re: I just beat cancer
charin Offline
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I called my 73 year old Aunt in California to tell her my good news. She had colon cancer removed last year, too. Bad news, bad news. Her 'scope showed her colon clean, but she has liver cancer. She is debating whether to have the suggested surgery. Bummer. I think she should, there are only 2 small spots. But she feels good, and doesn't want to go through surgery and chemo, she is afraid at her age she will never feel good again.

Well, us old people could bore you with medical stuff forever, I'll just try to enjoy being alive now. So many people I've known and loved are gone.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#290873 - 12/16/08 08:59 AM Re: I just beat cancer
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
There are many things I want to beat, but cancer aint one of them.
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#290874 - 12/18/08 03:20 AM Re: I just beat cancer
moblem Offline
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Registered: 06/22/05
Posts: 297
did niki hunter beat cancer too?
or cancer return to her?

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#290875 - 12/18/08 05:38 AM Re: I just beat cancer
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
^^^ Speaking of cancers...look everybody, it's moblem!
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#290876 - 12/18/08 10:18 PM Re: I just beat cancer
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Is he cancer, I thought it was just Chicken Master.

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#290877 - 12/19/08 06:09 AM Re: I just beat cancer
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Is he cancer, I thought it was just Chicken Master.




I dunno man, CM was cool...if moblem is his alt then that's a bummer.
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#290878 - 03/26/11 06:26 PM Re: I just beat cancer
charin Offline
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Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
'Scope again Monday.
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#290879 - 03/27/11 03:19 AM Re: I just beat cancer
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Best wishes for a clean bill of health.

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#290880 - 03/27/11 07:40 AM Re: I just beat cancer
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9778
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Hope it goes well Chuck. I just had a scope about 2 months ago. The anesthesiologist told me she was putting me to sleep with the "Michael Jackson" drug. Don't remember the name right off but afterwards they told me I had the dose of the day because I was so hard to get settled down. Scope went fine. The prep sucks.
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#290881 - 03/27/11 08:07 AM Re: I just beat cancer
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Quote:

Lastly, to save you from making so many replies, this belongs in another Forum, I'm probably a closet gay, and nobody gives a shit. But I'm a live spamming asshole because I took care of my body.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy





This is all very true. Good luck anyway.

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#290882 - 03/27/11 09:14 AM Re: I just beat cancer
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I just had a scope about 2 months ago. The anesthesiologist told me she was putting me to sleep with the "Michael Jackson" drug.




the ol jesus juice wine in a can was it?. you know its tough times when the V.A. is cutting back that hard.

good luck chuck.
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#290883 - 03/27/11 11:47 AM Re: I just beat cancer
backdoorman Offline
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Actually the stuff looked like mothers milk in a huge cannister and burnt like hell going in my arm. Last thing I remember was she was rubbing the IV site and saying "see I told you it stings". I actually did some real sleeping after it wore off and dreamed about food. My cousin took me to the "Cracker Barrel" and I had a huge breakfast sampler. [paging Tritone and Delanjoos]
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#290884 - 03/27/11 12:13 PM Re: I just beat cancer
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Last thing I remember was she was rubbing the IV site and saying "see I told you it stings".




you should have punched her in the mouth and said "i told you i liked it rough". apparently this place isn't fully working on you yet. glad you're okay though.

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#290885 - 03/28/11 12:04 PM Re: I just beat cancer
charin Offline
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Went well, no more cancer! I'll bump the thread in two years.
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#290886 - 03/28/11 05:19 PM Re: I just beat cancer
backdoorman Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Last thing I remember was she was rubbing the IV site and saying "see I told you it stings".




you should have punched her in the mouth and said "i told you i liked it rough". apparently this place isn't fully working on you yet. glad you're okay though.






Are you kidding ? The first thing I thought of was Panzer when I woke up ?
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#290887 - 03/28/11 05:24 PM Re: I just beat cancer
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Registered: 08/30/09
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Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
secret gay crush?
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#290888 - 03/28/11 05:33 PM Re: I just beat cancer
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9778
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
No it's like being traumatized by a horror movie when you're a kid !
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#290889 - 03/28/11 05:52 PM Re: I just beat cancer
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
I thought charin was cancer. Don't worry charin, the cancer will come back because you deserve it.
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#290890 - 03/28/11 05:59 PM Re: I just beat cancer
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i'm not happy with the course this board has taken as of late. very disrespectful and bordering on apathetic. it took three(3) replies before charins condition was recognized and discussed. i've seen panzer threads get more positive attention, yes?.

fiend, thank you for stepping up and considering chuck.
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#290891 - 03/28/11 06:26 PM Re: I just beat cancer
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12794
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
Lock up the fat broads, Charin passed go and got 2 more years. Only down side is now he's going to have to make all the payments on his new camper.

Congrats on the clean bill of health.
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#290892 - 03/29/11 05:25 AM Re: I just beat cancer
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
This is great news. Is the diabeetus in remission as well?

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#290893 - 03/29/11 12:25 PM Re: I just beat cancer
Steezo Offline
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Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Was it the alcohol that gave you ass cancer in the first place or can you have a drink now to celebrate? Maybe stuff a Xanax up there too.
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#585616 - 03/13/13 05:43 PM Re: I just beat cancer [Re: Steezo]
charin Offline
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Another 'scope today, no problems, not even a polyp.



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#585617 - 03/13/13 05:46 PM Re: I just beat cancer [Re: charin]
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9778
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Nice pics. You get them in a package deal. You post one on QRZ ?
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#585618 - 03/13/13 05:57 PM Re: I just beat cancer [Re: charin]
frankie fatale Offline
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Registered: 08/30/09
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Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
congrats,but wedve taken your word for it without pics.
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#585620 - 03/13/13 06:13 PM Re: I just beat cancer [Re: charin]
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he's hoping to turn you into an ass man frank...
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#585621 - 03/13/13 06:17 PM Re: I just beat cancer [Re: charin]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
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Grade 1 roids, huh? JasonH must be jealous.
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