I take issue with this only because I wasnt a trainwreckee, it was really more like me wheeling back to my Dorm at 3 am on a Saturday night, totally shitfaced, with a chick on my lap who smelled of "B.U." and I crash into a nerdy 1/2 chinese 1/2 jewish Applied Math Student reading his regression program under a street light...
No wonder Bugs Moran lost to Capone...