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#289954 - 12/08/07 03:47 PM The Ugliest Woman Ever
Handful Offline
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This has got to be the ugliest excuse for a woman I have ever seen:


full gallery here


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#289955 - 12/08/07 04:48 PM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
Kingfish Offline
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Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1130
Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...
I make all my decisions by this simple thought: would Dick Nasty fuck it? If he would, so would I.
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#289956 - 12/08/07 05:05 PM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
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Registered: 03/26/07
Posts: 287
Loc: do you really care?
i hate to quote a shitty movie but-"that's a man baby"
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#289957 - 12/08/07 05:16 PM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
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Registered: 01/26/06
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Loc: Keen for Peen
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#289958 - 12/09/07 10:27 AM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
So what happened to the other members of Spinal Tap?
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#289959 - 12/09/07 11:39 AM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
John West Fan Offline
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Registered: 11/23/04
Posts: 663
Quote:

This has got to be the ugliest excuse for a woman I have ever seen
Quote:



Well, check out the website and you'll see that she's got some serious competition!!!



Edited by John West Fan (12/09/07 11:40 AM)

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#289960 - 12/09/07 11:45 AM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
Kingfish Offline
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Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1130
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This is what you run into at a typical swing club. She is white and probably into IR. Would tritone hit it?
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#289961 - 12/09/07 01:52 PM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
Quote:

This is what you run into at a typical swing club. She is white and probably into IR. Would tritone hit it?




She probably wasn't that bad in her younger years. I mean, I wouldn't turn down a BJ from her I suppose.

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#289962 - 12/09/07 02:11 PM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
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You are disgusting and have no standards.
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#289963 - 12/09/07 05:45 PM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Quote:

Quote:

This is what you run into at a typical swing club. She is white and probably into IR. Would tritone hit it?




She probably wasn't that bad in her younger years. I mean, I wouldn't turn down a BJ from her I suppose.




Jesus Christ man I hope you're joking. Even you can't be that desperate. Besides, just cause she's ugly doesn't guarantee she'd do IR.
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#289964 - 12/09/07 10:03 PM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
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I believe her younger years were before the ratification of the 14th Amendment.
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#289965 - 12/09/07 11:20 PM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
Malcolm Y Offline
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Registered: 10/01/07
Posts: 135
I'd have to be really drunk and I would seriously consider stabbing myself when I woke up the next day.

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#289966 - 12/10/07 12:01 AM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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I think meatcash should have really gorgeous guys like Charles Dera or Manuel do a woman of this caliber.

REVERSE MEATHOLES.
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#289967 - 12/10/07 12:42 AM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
christianxxx Offline
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Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
what? no mention of me in this thread? i am shocked. for the record, i am pretty sure that is a post op tranny with a really bad wig.
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#289968 - 12/10/07 01:37 AM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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Quote:

what? no mention of me in this thread? i am shocked. for the record, i am pretty sure that is a post op tranny with a really bad wig.




In other words, you'd still hit it.

Good times!
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#289969 - 12/10/07 03:20 AM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
Handful Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Quote:

what? no mention of me in this thread? i am shocked. for the record, i am pretty sure that is a post op tranny with a really bad wig.




Sorry dude. I just assumed you had already hit it.
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#289970 - 12/10/07 08:33 AM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
Bill Hicks Offline
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
Quote:

Quote:

what? no mention of me in this thread? i am shocked. for the record, i am pretty sure that is a post op tranny with a really bad wig.




In other words, you'd still hit it.

Good times!




Not sure he would. Aren't bolt-ons one of Christian's prerequisites?

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#289971 - 12/10/07 08:58 AM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
Cindi Loftus Offline
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Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
You guys know that I always try to be as positive as possible. I think it is an overweight man, in a cheap wig, who has just fulfilled his life long dream of appearing as the sexy woman he always knew he was deep inside. Nice lingerie!
xoxo,
Cindi
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#289972 - 12/10/07 09:11 AM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
Malcolm Y Offline
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Registered: 10/01/07
Posts: 135
on a serious note though, there's lots of women that's uglier than that. maybe not in porn, but out on the streets.

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#289973 - 12/10/07 09:31 AM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
Cindi Loftus Offline
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Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
Wow Malcolm, glad I don't live where ever it is that you do. In Ft Lauderdale, that chick (?) in the picture would be a 10 on the worst of the ugliest scale.
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#289974 - 12/10/07 10:10 AM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
Malcolm Y Offline
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Registered: 10/01/07
Posts: 135
well at least she doesn't seem to have any open sores or missing bodyparts.

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#289975 - 12/10/07 01:33 PM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Cindi's right. Nylon just isn't used often enough for high end lingerie.

If we could harness that static electricity, we could save California! Apart from the spontaneous forest fires it would cause, of course. Yeah, probably should've thought that one through.
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#289976 - 12/10/07 01:39 PM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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Quote:

well at least she doesn't seem to have any open sores or missing bodyparts.




I believe that was the disclaimer on the World Modeling website as well.
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#289977 - 12/10/07 01:44 PM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Hmm. That's normally a Spallone selling point.
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#289978 - 12/10/07 02:37 PM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
Spunko Offline
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Quote:

on a serious note though, there's lots of women that's uglier than that. maybe not in porn, but out on the streets.




Like Cameron Diaz?
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#289979 - 12/10/07 02:41 PM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
Handful Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Quote:

You guys know that I always try to be as positive as possible. I think it is an overweight man, in a cheap wig, who has just fulfilled his life long dream of appearing as the sexy woman he always knew he was deep inside. Nice lingerie!
xoxo,
Cindi




If you look at the gallery you'll see that she does have a cunt. And it appears to be real. Doesn't have that fresh-from-the-factory post-op look to it.
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#289980 - 12/10/07 03:25 PM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
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Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1130
Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...
Quote:

Like Cameron Diaz?




Amen brother. Why is the world convinced that woman is beautiful?
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#289981 - 12/12/07 07:24 AM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
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Alright then! Enough of this talk about what equipment was standard ,or who might fuck it. I'm roundin' up a posse to go and put it out of its misery... Who's with me
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#289982 - 12/12/07 12:06 PM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
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Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Bish, it may be contagious. Safer to bomb it from orbit.
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#289983 - 12/13/07 12:07 AM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
sal mckvey Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 09/17/07
Posts: 47
Loc: chatsworth, CA
how bout pam peaks
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#289984 - 12/21/07 09:22 AM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
bnlmike Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 10/18/07
Posts: 40
Quote:

how bout pam peaks




Are there enough human parts left for her to qualify as a woman?

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#289985 - 12/21/07 10:01 AM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
Any guy on Myspace that post shirtless profile pics like "Fallen Angel" gets my vote for ugliest woman Ever.



Frosted hair es muy MACHO...

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#289986 - 12/21/07 12:06 PM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
frankie Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/18/07
Posts: 103
Quote:

Any guy on Myspace that post shirtless profile pics like "Fallen Angel" gets my vote for ugliest woman Ever.





Frosted hair es muy MACHO...




this guys almost as euro trash looking as marco banderas. lmfao!!!!!!!!!!the frosted tip comment made me think of this fag phat zane so i googled him for a pic and found this:







hey twinkmaster i think you blew any chance of working for jules jordan which is funny cuz you look up to him so much.jules if youre reading this please dont use steve holmes anymore.christian said you wouldnt use him cuz you dont like flamers and steve used to make money having guys blow him.dont use kurt lockwood anymore either please.we all know about his love for trannies and strap ons.hes even done some strap on videos.i only know that cuz people have posted that shit on here.which is kinda suspect.

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#289987 - 12/21/07 12:12 PM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
1. Zane's a nice guy.

2. Who's the faggot posting multiple nude pictures of other men?
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#289988 - 12/21/07 12:15 PM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Who's the faggot posting multiple nude pictures of other men?




he's a cage legend from '05
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#289989 - 12/21/07 12:22 PM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
frankie Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/18/07
Posts: 103
Quote:

1. Zane's a nice guy.

2. Who's the faggot posting multiple nude pictures of other men?




the guy that hasnt worked for a gay porn site with an especially queer look on my face.

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#289990 - 12/21/07 12:47 PM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quite the collection of pictures you have Frankie. Not gay at all.

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#289991 - 12/21/07 12:52 PM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
frankie Offline
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Registered: 12/18/07
Posts: 103
i got them from google.


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#289992 - 12/21/07 01:04 PM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
Jigaloo Offline
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#289993 - 12/21/07 01:05 PM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Quote:

i got them from google.




It would be better if you had left them there.

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#289994 - 12/21/07 01:31 PM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind

By google he means his hard drive.

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#289995 - 12/21/07 02:04 PM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
frankie Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/18/07
Posts: 103
whatever you say you kathy bates looking mothefucker.

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#289996 - 12/21/07 02:21 PM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Could someone please change Frankie's title to Queerbait?
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#289997 - 12/21/07 02:28 PM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

whatever you say you kathy bates looking mothefucker.




Are you coming on to me? I don't swing your way so take your gay pictures back to wigger central or where ever it is you come from.

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#289998 - 12/21/07 02:30 PM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/18/07
Posts: 103



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#289999 - 12/21/07 02:33 PM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
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Loc: Getting pissed on
She looks like Luke Ford had gained a few pounds

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#290000 - 12/21/07 02:40 PM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Do you two really think that's me? If stupid were radiation, you two would be dirty bombs.

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#290001 - 12/21/07 02:49 PM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
For the sake of everyone identifying you, it'll certainly do It's the face of fagdom and it shall be yours! No one cares, really.

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#290002 - 12/21/07 02:53 PM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Ryan because I once said was me in a thread doesn't make it true. I once said you had a hard on and we all know that was never true. Shouldn't you begin walking already, so you make it to Vegas by January?

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#290003 - 12/21/07 02:56 PM Re: The Ugliest Woman Ever
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
No I'll have your wife give me a ride.

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