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#289408 - 12/04/07 04:24 AM If you want to send Brian Surewood a care package
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
If you would like to send Brian a care package while he is in jail, here is a link with instructions on how to purchase something for as little as $10. You must register first. I’m sure any type of rememberance of Brian while he is awaiting his trial will be most appreciated.

To view care pacakages available for purchase for inmates of the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department, simply register here: http://www.lasdpackages.com/

Brian's inmate number is 1013087. His real name is Brian Barnes. I know it's not normal to show a performer's real name but it has already been in the media and I'm only trying to help. It's required when looking him up in the system.

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#289409 - 12/04/07 07:37 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care package
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Yo, he put his stupid ass there & innocent until proven guilty, but I suggest giving the money to the victim's family or the Salvation Army instead.

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#289410 - 12/04/07 08:18 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care package
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

Yo, he put his stupid ass there & innocent until proven guilty, but I suggest giving the money to the victim's family or the Salvation Army instead.



Bingo!

In related news, if you want to send a care package to Brandon Irons, send any unfilled Valtrex perscriptions to brandon_irons@i_have_herpes_but_i_lied_to_hillary.com

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#289411 - 12/04/07 08:50 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care package
Anonymous
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One of these four organizations will most likely be helping out some meat puppet or PW in the near future-

http://www.unitedway.org

http://www.goodwill.org

http://www.salvationarmyusa.org

http://www.redcross.org

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#289412 - 12/06/07 08:49 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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To view care pacakages available for purchase for inmates of the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department, simply register here: http://www.lasdpackages.com/





It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Ev'rywhere you go;
Take a look in the five-and-ten, glistening once again
With candy canes and silver lanes aglow.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas,
Toys in ev'ry store,
But the prettiest sight to see is the holly that will be
On your own front door.

A pair of hopalong boots and a pistol that shoots
Is the wish of Barney and Ben;
Dolls that will talk and will go for a walk
Is the hope of Janice and Jen;
And Mom and Dad can hardly wait for school to start again.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Ev'rywhere you go;
There's a tree in the Grand Hotel, one in the park as well,
The sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas;
Soon the bells will start,
And the thing that will make them ring is the carol that you sing
Right within your heart.
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#289413 - 12/06/07 10:45 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care package
xvod Offline
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Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 698
Loc: CA
Man! Are you guys harsh! Sure, the guy fucked up - but don't we all on occasion??? I know this is one real big fuck-up, but that doesn't make him a bigger ass than you thought before he turned killer.

That being said, I won't be sending a care package...


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#289414 - 12/07/07 11:31 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care package
pornlaw Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/01/06
Posts: 459
Loc: California
Quote:

but I suggest giving the money to the victim's family




We are in the process of starting a fund for them.

Contact me if you are interested in donating.

Michael

www.adultbizlaw.com

michael[at]fclawyers.com
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#289415 - 12/07/07 06:24 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
stuey Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 12/20/03
Posts: 44
i just registered for brian and will help if i can so fuck all you piss takers

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#289416 - 12/14/07 06:58 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care package
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2375
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Quote:

Yo, he put his stupid ass there & innocent until proven guilty, but I suggest giving the money to the victim's family or the Salvation Army instead.




Smut as much as I appreciate the fact that you have not rushed to judgement in this situation, Surewood is one of the sweetest guys you could ever meet in or out of porn and as much a victim of this mistake as anyone.I would say to anyone, that Brian deserves to be looked at an treated the same right now as anyone else would want to be treated if they made a mistake.We all have and unless the savior is among us, we will continue to make mistakes.
I for one will keep Brian in my prayers as I count him as a friend and know he would do the same for me.
Aren't there enough actual assholes in porn that we don't have to look at nice guys like villians.
Stay up Surewood....
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#289417 - 12/15/07 09:01 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care package
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Sorry bro, the only thing he is a victim of is his own reckless stupidity. He was driving the car, right? or did the cops get the wrong guy? He's still alive and has both limbs. Nice guy or not save the crying towel for somebody who really deserves it, like whomever he put in a grave. A mistake is making a wrong turn or getting a parking ticket, but this is more like a major league fuck up. I know people whose lives were ruined by idiots behind the wheel just like him.
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#289418 - 12/15/07 10:36 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care package
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2375
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
We will have to agree to disagree here Smut.Knowing Brian like I do,I know that he is as hurt as anyone could be and,I'm getting a vibe from your post like;Surewood in anyway desired these results.. I will say again that anyone can make a mistake so its always prudent to treat someone the way you would want to be treated if you were in their shoes.
Lastly Brian Surewood is one of the kindest souls you would ever want to meet lets not lose sight of that because of his current circumstances,and as for whatever the fucking l.a.p.d. might say you are def spouting their charges to the wrong guy. Those motherfuckers will charge anybody with any fucking thing for no other reason than the fact that its easier than doin their fucking jobs, so you can save anything they say for somebody that gives a fuck
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#289419 - 12/15/07 10:49 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care package
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Sure Bish, lapd pulling a Rodney King and fucking with people over the years doesn't make them always out to nail the wrong guy. Plus, I'm not going to defend them, that's besides the point, cops make "mistakes", too....Instead of telling Surewood to "stay up" on a message board where he probably won't see it, how about going to visit the foo in jail or better yet, send a care package.
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#289420 - 12/15/07 11:52 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care package
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2375
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
What I am doing for my friend is more important than anything that would even occur to you Smut.My point for posting in this thread was so that anyone who read it and saw YOUR post would have another,more compassionate point of view to consider as well.
Unfortunately despite the fact you are not defending the actions of the l.a.p.d., you are either lilly white or nowhere near metro la or some combination of the two, to be unaware of the fact that the l.a.p.d. is abusing its power and inflicting its own brand of "justice" on some undeserving soul right fucking now as I post this. Rodney King? Shit he had it fucking coming! Only someone with his head buried in his ass doesn't know that several people who have not broken the law in any way are arrested and charged with crimes in LA every damned day!The only people that don't know that are people who are unaffected by it...
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#289421 - 12/15/07 12:42 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care package
Kingfish Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1130
Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...
Didn't he flee the scene and then turn himself in later? Wouldn't that show some cupability on his part? Or was he worried that the "man" would do a house to house search looking for a renegade pirate and execute him in the street?

Regardless how much you think the LAPD abuses its power, driving two to three times the speed limit on a crowded street to track down someone who cut you off or flipped you the finger shows an incredible amount of stupidity. The end result of this "alpha male" behavior had the absolute worst outcome: innocent people got killed and maimed. I don't think the family of his victims care about how sweet and mellow Surewood is or about his "gentle soul".

Let me get drunk, get out my gun and start pumping random rounds into your house with your family in it. The noise of breaking glass from gunshots sounds cool. People think I have a sweet and gentle soul and a really mellow guy. If I happen to kill someone you love with my random gun shots, I can blame it on my stupid behavior while being drunk. Your loved ones are still dead and my friends can pimp care packages to me in prison and rant on and on about how the LAPD had it out for me. But you need to consider my side of the story before making snap judgements.
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#289422 - 12/15/07 01:06 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care package
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2375
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Either you were in the car with him or, you believe anything you hear in order to be comfortable making those kind of statements.Which is it?
I'm not even gonna ask how gunplay came into this OR who asked you?
But since we are offering unsolicited opinions you seem like the kind of bitch that would just as soon do away with what little we call a criminal justice system.Ever consider there may be a reason we don't just let the police decide who's guilty of what and stop paying these judges and lawyers?Bet if you found your (black?)ass in the back of a squad car charged with some shit you either did or didn't do you would want somebody to give a fuck about you....
This thread was posted in order to provide a way for a person to offer support to Surewood which no one is obligated to do.I didn't see anything in the orignal post that inquires about anyones opinion about what anybody believes took place that day. Don't let the fact you havent been asked stop you though.Also its great that you feel so superior at your keyboards that you cast your judgements about a situation that you only have knowledge of from the press and about a person whom if you knew at all ....YOU WOULD FUCKING KNOW BETTER THEN TO FEED INTO THAT SHIT! Remember what you are sowin right now so when you start reapin it ain't a shock to ya..


Edited by Bishop (12/15/07 01:22 PM)
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#289423 - 12/15/07 01:09 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
If Brandon spent $10 on a care package for Surewood, does that mean his next movie will have one less scene since he won't be able to afford paying the ugly girl?
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#289424 - 12/15/07 01:44 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2375
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
You will be jacking your small penis raw to it either way right???....
.....yeah why don't you get back to that...
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#289425 - 12/15/07 01:58 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Bish, I was born in L.A., foo, but don't make this thread about the lapd and police brutality. It dosn't matter what the intention of the thread was, this is XPT dude, anything goes, or did you forget that? The point of my post was that sending $ or a care package to this clown is stupid when there are better places to donate your money like the victims, though I don't see any compassion in your posts about the victims of this alleged crime... now shut the fuck up and either send your buddy a care package, a donation or visit him in jail if you really give a fuck or it'll seem like all you can do for your friend is to stick up for him here and look like a bigger chump than Brandon Iron is for starting this thread. Just sayin'...


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#289426 - 12/15/07 02:17 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2375
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U

Ok ....I know its not me.... Did you not jump into this thread suggesting that people NOT offer to lift the spirit of a friend based on the charges placed on him by the l.a.p.d. ...And now you say it ain't about the l.a.p.d and I should donate???
I believe its YOU who should shut the fuck up or at least sprout some fucking balls and stay your course....
You have always struck me as vaginal at best but you stay around the board and fellated your way to a modship,I hate to be the one to tell you that little yellow M flag doesnt hide your pink panties.... Bitch
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#289427 - 12/15/07 02:23 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
he drove recklessly and killed people as a direct result of his actions. what the fuck do the po-lice have to do with it? i don't get it.
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#289428 - 12/15/07 02:35 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2375
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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he drove recklessly and killed people as a direct result of his actions. what the fuck do the po-lice have to do with it? i don't get it.


more unsolicted expert testimony ...
Since that aint even what this thread is about the odds that you are gonna "get it" ? slim to none. Go paint your toenails or something within the scope of your comprehension
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#289429 - 12/15/07 02:36 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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Ok ....I know its not me.... Did you not jump into this thread suggesting that people NOT offer to lift the spirit of a friend based on the charges placed on him by the l.a.p.d. ...And now you say it ain't about the l.a.p.d and I should donate???
I believe its YOU who should shut the fuck up or at least sprout some fucking balls and stay your course....
You have always struck me as vaginal at best but you stay around the board and fellated your way to a modship,I hate to be the one to tell you that little yellow M flag doesnt hide your pink panties.... Bitch





Pink panties is what you should be sending Surewood instead of money, because I'm sure his celly would appreciate it. But no you're the sucka with misguided compassion suggesting the lapd is trying to railroad this clown. I still haven't heard you mention how much money you gave or if you even have taken the time to visit your buddy. Then again, being a third rate meat puppet doesn't afford you as much pocket change as it does free time to waste offering compassion to this clown, punk.
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#289430 - 12/15/07 03:11 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2375
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Awww thats sweeet that someone who lives in their mom's basement watching so much porn that they started forming opinions about it and then deluded themselves into thinking they could parlay that into a career,is concerned with my finances....
How many of my scenes have you "critiqued" Smut? Difference between me and you is I got paid for em'
Reason you havent heard what I've done for Brian is cause its none of your business. You should concern yourself with getting a real job and moving out of the basement.Any chance of you making a living watching porn pretty much dried up about 6 yrs ago....
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#289431 - 12/15/07 03:36 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
I've critiqued none of your scenes buddy, because you haven't been in anything really of any quality and I certainly wouldn't consider them "your" scenes in the first place. Sure I watch a lot of porn, and thankfully only have rarely seen you because it seems that you're one step above the cum mopper. Not many have ever heard of you outside this board and I was shocked that you were really involved in the biz, though you may work at a car wash on the side to make the rent. Anyway, I guess following in the family footsteps working at Burger King or being incarcerated was too good for you. Dismissed.
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#289432 - 12/15/07 04:01 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2375
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Wow! I belive your lack of exposure to my work speaks to your credibilty as any type of authority on porn.
I've worked for anybody worth working for and have an avn on the mantel...
You seem to know enough about me to form an opinion though... or not which is my beef w/ you and people like you.
You sit behind your screen and pass judgements on people based on bullshit as if you are any better than anybody else while you attempt to eek out a living based on their work and now you want sit there and tell me "it's xpt,anything goes" No it's you bitch..
Brian Surewood is in a battle for his freedom and the support of his friends is important regardless of what your bottom feeding ass might feel about it or the circumstances surrounding it.
But jump right in and talk shit about something you have no first hand knowledge about like its the right thing to do......
btw way what the fuck is a pornomicon? if its a site I bet you $1000
I have more people in my yahoo group than hits on that bullshit that you can prove...And I retired from porn more than two years ago
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#289433 - 12/15/07 04:06 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
You retired, not that anybody noticed, now that's a laugh, more like you couldn't get work or maybe it's an incurable std. I guess having a yahoo group is your excuse for not having enough bank to put up a website.


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#289434 - 12/15/07 04:23 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2375
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Mmmmkay it would appear we are done here cause if you are waiting for me to care what the likes of you says about me? We'll be waiting longer than you been in your momma's basement.
Move along folks, theres nothing left to see here...
Smut? All the rhetoric aside....
Me,Brandon and Brian ? Do porn. All you'll ever do is watch...and type....and jerk.....
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#289435 - 12/15/07 04:56 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Nothing left to see, but you getting beat down some more. It was fun, but too easy. You do porn? I thought you retired. The only porn Brian is doing is with the boys behind bars and I wouldn't call what Brandon does, porn. Later foo.
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#289436 - 12/15/07 05:04 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:


Brian Surewood is in a battle for his freedom




Then that $10 would be better spent going into a legal defense fund than a care package. It's pretty simple either he did this or he didn't. It seems there should be enough eyewitnesses that there shouldn't be much doubt what the truth is. I don't see it as a battle for his freedom, he is not William Wallace. It is justice waiting to be served whichever way the facts blow. Stop making him out to be Stephen Biko or Bobby Sands.
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#289437 - 12/15/07 07:26 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
So smug...so superior....yet, oddly...not. It is a tale full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. I love guys who do nothing other than put down what other people are doing or at least trying to do, all without ever having thrown their own hat in the ring. Don't worry, Smutty, you bombastic blowhard, you coulda been a contender....in something, possibly....if you would have stopped sucking on all those lemons that contorted your face into a Grinchlike sneer. The Whos in Whoville don't give a fuck about you.

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#289438 - 12/15/07 10:28 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care package
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Surewood is one of the sweetest guys you could ever meet in or out of porn and as much a victim of this mistake as anyone.




Mr. Bishop, your compassion for a fellow stuntcock is admirable and while it is true that he is innocent until proven guilty, when you say that he is "as much a victim of this mistake as anyone" it comes across as rather foolish considering a child has died as a result of his and others actions. Plus, this is xpt not GardenWeb. "Aye Matey" Surewood is GUILTY!

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#289439 - 12/15/07 10:52 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
TheBillyvassi Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
brian surewood = fresh fish

ouch ...the lesson here is pay attention to the road and you not only save lives but your anal virginity
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#289440 - 12/16/07 01:11 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:

Sorry bro, the only thing he is a victim of is his own reckless stupidity. He was driving the car, right? or did the cops get the wrong guy?




If I recall correctly, the reports had him driving the car that hit and killed no-one.

The person behind you loses control and kills innocents. Were you street-racing, or just trying to get away from a maniac? It's quite a conundrum. If you were an innocent trying to escape from a chasing lunatic, you would still be driving fast. How can the witnesses gauge your intent?
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#289441 - 12/16/07 08:01 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
pornlaw Offline
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Registered: 01/01/06
Posts: 459
Loc: California
I usually stay out of these types of posts for obvious reasons. However I do want to let those reading this know that what you hear from LAPD must be taken with grain of salt.

They put out a statement that the drivers were going 90 mph. They got that estimate from a 9th grader who says he witnessed the cars. He was the only witness to estimate a speed of anything over 50-60 mph. LAPD is feeding the public false and sensational information in an attempt to sway the public and the eventual jury pool.

Do not believe everything you hear, read or see.
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#289442 - 12/16/07 08:24 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Dean Wormer Offline
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Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
Sounds to me like it would be best to not believe anybody. Both sides are biased and have agendas.
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#289443 - 12/16/07 09:11 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2375
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
I would like to take a minute and thank the sensible folks who joined this thread late....(I was starting to think the rest of you must know better but were trying to draw me into some sort of meltdown for your entertainment, but thats not it at all.You are just a bunch of retarded sheep who most likely base all of your ideas and opinion on the imformation spoonfed to you by whatever group is in a position sway you.)Some of you are haters as well,who sit around wringing your crusty-cum-sticky fingers waiting for a chance to delight in any misfortune that may befall anyone(man or woman) who up till that moment you spent rubbing yourself blind to their work. For that group I have exciting news...If you tie a noose around your neck and tighten it proportionally as you approach orgasm, with enough practice, when you bust it will be out of this world
That " This is XPT" bullshit that some of you toss around is the reason why some of your favorite talent will not interact with you. I see the posts," oooh get this one to come on" and "why did he/she leave?" xpt was not created to give you an opportunity to abuse people who appear in adult video (The Cage even is about satire)I am certain that this post is lost on any of the ignorant assholes for whom it is intended, but for anyone who might not mean harm; If you don't know the facts (not what some other asshole,agency or newsgroup says)about a situation you may wish to reserve judgement as you would want someone to do for you... or you can always GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Its way to late to simplify this thread but Brian Surewood is a good man in an unfortunate situation and nothing anyone who does not know him post here is going to change that.....
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#289444 - 12/16/07 10:13 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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So smug...so superior....yet, oddly...not. It is a tale full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. I love guys who do nothing other than put down what other people are doing or at least trying to do, all without ever having thrown their own hat in the ring. Don't worry, Smutty, you bombastic blowhard, you coulda been a contender....in something, possibly....if you would have stopped sucking on all those lemons that contorted your face into a Grinchlike sneer. The Whos in Whoville don't give a fuck about you.






Awww shit, looks like baldie wants some now. The laughing stock of the stunt cock crew and all the whores in whoreville. You never were or will be a contender, got dumped from PXP of all places (which is a feat in itself) & had to come back to JM with your checkbook and limp dick in hand because nobody wanted to distribute your drivel.
And one final pimp slap for you Bishop, I remember you as one who used to revel in the Cage and never flinched about all the horrible and slanderous things said about your fellow performers there. I guess it was ok, because somehow you got a pass and there's a disclaimer on the forum. Face it you're a hypocrite, defending Surewood’s punk ass here certainly isn’t helping him in his “fight for freedom” so quit trolling xpt and get a life or call the Cochran firm for your bunkmate Barnes. He could use all the help he can get with brokedick bitches like you in his corner because I heard you left porn because you couldn't get it up anymore.
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#289445 - 12/16/07 11:15 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Smut I wondered why after all this time you were still so.... marginal and insignifigant and now I know.It isn't because you made a bad career choice,there are plenty of people who have risen to prominance by piggybacking off the labor of others as "critics" of something or other. Those people critique their chosen medium with a fair impartial eye and among those who stand out in the field,DO RESEARCH before they report on a subject. You are either lazy or stupid or bitter or most likely all three. It would have taken two minutes of search on this board for you to accurately post about my retirement or any of your ridiculous claims about Brandon,but the fact that you chose not to only futher verifies how far out of the loop you are and will let others know what a source of bad intel you actually are. The bullshit that streams forth from you wouldn't even make good gossip fodder.
I am certain I have made every point I need to regarding you and would never feel a need to defend myself,my porn career nor least of all my cock to any angry little insignificant,dirty basement dwelling raincoater such as yourself.Go ahead and post after this with hope that it is some sort of victory for you when in reality if you read this thread you will know that you verified everything I've said about you. Lastly revel in your failure and be grateful that it serves to keep you safe, because as long as you are a failure you will never have to worry about running into me anywhere and answering for any of the lies you've posted about me or anyone I care about.....
I've wasted ten more minutes out of my life than you deserve or will ever waste again.... you should get one....a life.... one in which you get your facts straight....come out of the basement... the sun is shining ... there are real women out there too,not just the ones on your sticky screen... Its ok you can come out, just cross the street if you see me
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#289446 - 12/16/07 11:22 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Point proven, sir....mine, that is. Keep huffin' and puffin' and trying to blow the house down.

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#289447 - 12/16/07 11:41 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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i was just wondering if someone could perhaps spare a care package for your nigga guapo?


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#289448 - 12/16/07 12:36 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Willie D says he would like to show you his package in private.

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#289449 - 12/16/07 08:27 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Surewood raped Madison Scott on a Wanker Wang set. I heard it on KSEX and Anita Cannibal is my witness. GUILTY!
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#289450 - 12/16/07 08:30 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
k1ng Offline
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Hey, any news on Jack Venice? He's guilty too, btw.
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#289451 - 12/16/07 11:36 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Do pornstars get work release?
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#289452 - 12/16/07 11:42 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Surewood raped Madison Scott on a Wanker Wang set. I heard it on KSEX and Anita Cannibal is my witness. GUILTY!




It's true. Haley Paige was going to testify against Surewood about it and that's why Wanker Wang killed her.
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#289453 - 12/17/07 08:25 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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I am unsure which speaks more to the levels of humanity and intellect around these parts, the lack of respect for the dead(which is taught from childhood in households with any class) or what some believe is amusing...
K1ng, when and pope vin are in piledriver do you guys perfer astro-glide(tm),spit(pat.pend) or do you just rough it out?
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#289454 - 12/17/07 08:56 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Sorry to disappoint you Bishop, I'm an IR dodger.
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#289455 - 12/17/07 01:10 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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That " This is XPT" bullshit that some of you toss around is the reason why some of your favorite talent will not interact with you. I see the posts," oooh get this one to come on" and "why did he/she leave?" xpt was not created to give you an opportunity to abuse people who appear in adult video (The Cage even is about satire)I am certain that this post is lost on any of the ignorant assholes for whom it is intended, but for anyone who might not mean harm; If you don't know the facts (not what some other asshole,agency or newsgroup says)about a situation you may wish to reserve judgement as you would want someone to do for you... or you can always GO FUCK YOURSELF.




Well, there are two issues here:

(i) I agree with you that running a whore (or a mope) off this board out of idle time is probably not the best thing to do. This board is dangerously close to being a sausage fest, and it should be shot in the temple when it does. I'm sure there are some insightful people in the world of smut who might like to contribute here, but choose not to.

That said, you have a few of the fellow Cage Mafia to blame for some of them: Coochie ran off Kami, CM ran a few off, Monkey ran off Padova, many others have taken their shots at other whores. Not to mention the various debacles that have become the chat sessions--is it any wonder no whore has done one for almost nine months? But you have to admit, some got caught in their own lies and abandoned ship: Katja bragged about not being an escort, then got caught with her name up on one of those sites. Sierra Sinn was a decent whore and literate, but her drug use turned her into a baked potato intelligence-wise. Corina Taylor--well, let's not get into that.

(ii) With respect to reserving judgement, I disagree with you here. You're holding me to a standard where I have to wait in some intellectual limbo until someone else tells me what I'm allowed to think about events that I don't witness personally. Sorry, Bish, all I have to go on is what has been reported. I'm not a LAPD officer, nor an attorney or a clerk with access to the records. But that doesn't preclude me from forming opinions. In the very least, Surewood was involved in some activity that led to someone's death. Whether or not it's legally "murder" or "manslaughter" is really immaterial to me. I understand that the legal process will decide if he goes to prison and for how long, but that doesn't mean I can't conclude Surewood had one enormous brainfart in judgement, which irrevocably altered several lives.

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Its way to late to simplify this thread but Brian Surewood is a good man in an unfortunate situation and nothing anyone who does not know him post here is going to change that.....



He might very well be, but I don't condone someone trolling for penal sympathy from people who don't know him. Anyway, it's a contradictory train of thought--if I don't really know him, why should I suspend my beliefs and send him things to his benefit? And why should I accept that assumption from someone with a personal reputation as spotted as Brandon Irons?

Brian gets food and shelter where he is right now...and introspection...lots of introspection. That's the best care package I can think of right now.

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#289456 - 12/17/07 01:28 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
k1ng Offline
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K1ng, when and pope vin are in piledriver do you guys perfer astro-glide(tm),spit(pat.pend) or do you just rough it out?




Bish, you've spent more time around cocks and naked men in one day than I have my entire life. Plus, lame attempts at gay insults doesn't make Brian Surewood any less GUILTY! So, let's remind everyone to save up some extra money and send Brian a care package this holiday season. He's gonna be in there a long time for his crime so he's gonna need some support.



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#289457 - 12/17/07 01:49 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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I've already sent mine. I know he won't have a good Christmas, but I wish him one anyway.


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#289458 - 12/17/07 02:18 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Hey Willie, Merry Christmas to you man.
I agree with you that some folks that are not around anymore have played a part in their demise at xpt. I would even go so far as to admit that some of them deserved it based on their behavior.(you know I'm far too loyal to the folks I have been in the trenches with to name names but I know that to be the case) I wouldn't want to tell you what to think..That would make me as wrong as anyone that irritated me in this thread. Sorry if my rant led you to believe that was my goal. I really had a problem with the way it seemeds like Brian has been found guilty of intentional maliceous behavior and deserves to be imprisoned. I don't feel like its fair to assume that, based on the word of the press or the l.a.p.d. Sometimes good people wind up in bad situations and I know that you don't know him, but I know him well enough to know that no matter what took place that day, Brian didn't mean to cause harm to a soul and just wanted to get that message out amongst the "he put himself there" and the "he was stupid" posts. Those posts are opinions,(you know what we say about them) what I'm saying is a fact.
If any one is still reading this manefesto, imho I just wish people would treat each other the way they would want to be treated...even at xpt..(except in the cage, where bare knuckles is fair)
and while Brian is the butt of a joke to some(detached cause all they know of him is what they read or rent) he is a real friend of mine in a bad place right now..
Willie thanks for exchanging viewpoints in an inoffensive fashion....
btw.... where did you and brandon go wrong? You have always struck me as level-headed and fair and Brandon is a hall of famer .... I'm too smutmutant to research your feud so fill me in....
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#289459 - 12/18/07 07:22 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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here's an idea, i'm inviting brandon and bishop to ring the bells down in front of county for the salvation for surewood army! bring a can of food for the homeless, too.

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#289460 - 12/18/07 12:37 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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#289461 - 12/18/07 03:20 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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It's only the raincoaters who talk smack about Brian. Anyone who knows him or worked with him knows that he is a generous and gentle guy who is a loving father and terrific performer. I am quite sure he feels great sorrow and shame for his actions and will pay for his mistake regardless of the legal and civil consequences.

Let these basement dwellers type out their fantasies of significance. I sent a package and thank BI for posting useful information.
From what I read, I think he is in a secluded cel and could use some support from the outside world.
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#289462 - 12/18/07 06:14 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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For the care package...





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#289463 - 02/11/08 09:25 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Bump.

Here`s what $20 buys you from the online commisary for inmates in the LA jail system. They have other packages that start at $10 and go to $50. Just making sure he`s not forgotten, nor should the family who suffered their loss.

1 LA Gift Pack #4 $20.00 $20.00
1 8964 - Butterfinger
2 87551 - Moonlodge Hot Hot Peanuts
1 84710 - Swiss Rolls
1 8958 - Nestle Crunch
5 8013 - Ramen Texas Beef
1 8911 - Nacho Cheese Tortilla Chips 10 oz
3 85817 - Hot & Spicy Pork Cracklings
1 85819 - Guacamole Chips
Total: $20.00

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#289464 - 02/11/08 09:36 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Is he still in jail?
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#289465 - 02/11/08 09:39 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Yes. I don`t know much about the status of his case. Maybe Michael Fattorosi will post an update in the near future.

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#289466 - 02/11/08 09:51 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Holy shit I didn't realize he had been in all this time.
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#289467 - 02/11/08 10:02 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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He is facing some serious charges.

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#289468 - 02/11/08 10:21 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Jigaloo Offline
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Bump.

Here`s what $20 buys you from the online commisary for inmates in the LA jail system. They have other packages that start at $10 and go to $50. Just making sure he`s not forgotten, nor should the family who suffered their loss.

1 LA Gift Pack #4 $20.00 $20.00
1 8964 - Butterfinger
2 87551 - Moonlodge Hot Hot Peanuts
1 84710 - Swiss Rolls
1 8958 - Nestle Crunch
5 8013 - Ramen Texas Beef
1 8911 - Nacho Cheese Tortilla Chips 10 oz
3 85817 - Hot & Spicy Pork Cracklings
1 85819 - Guacamole Chips
Total: $20.00




Brandon, is that the package you bought for him?
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#289469 - 02/11/08 10:44 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Yes, I just copied and pasted the receipt that you get online. I have no idea what they serve for food in jail but a Butterfinger probably tastes better than what you get for dinner. God, I hope I didn`t send him some weird dude who lubes you up with a finger dipped in....oh, forget it.

If your a friend of Brian, send him a phone card or some snacks. If you feel otherwise, do nothing. If I was in a similar situation, I know I would want to at least hear from people I know. If there is a way to show support to the victimized family, that`s a good cause, too. I don`t know of any fund or anything for them. Anyone?

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#289470 - 02/11/08 11:27 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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That was nice of you Brandon.

That reminds me, next time we decide to assault another website I nominate www.prisontalk.com A friend used to send me links to posts there, they make the garden people look normal.
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#289471 - 02/12/08 02:17 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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I have written Brian a few letters. He wrote back once, and it seems like he is in good spirits at least. I enjoy writing letters to him, and lucy lee, and even bianca trump!
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#289472 - 02/12/08 07:12 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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I enjoy writing letters to him, and lucy lee, and even bianca trump!




When you write Lucy next, please ask her if she'd consider a conjugal visit with me in exchange for 2 packs of smokes and a bag of pork cracklings. If she'll do anal, I'll bring a half bag of Doritos too.
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#289473 - 02/12/08 10:47 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Really just send him a letter. Personal letters are much better than snacks.

Michael

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#289474 - 02/12/08 11:01 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Maybe someone could send a letter on "hemp" paper, I am sure that would greatly appreciated.
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#289475 - 02/12/08 11:14 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Really just send him a letter. Personal letters are much better than snacks.

Michael

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Agreed!
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#289476 - 02/12/08 11:42 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Quote:

Quote:

Really just send him a letter. Personal letters are much better than snacks.

Michael

www.adultbizlaw.com




Agreed!




How would you know? Have you spent time in a jail cell? Right, I guess you did spend some time in a jail cell with Surewood. He ass-fucked you if I remember correctly.
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#289477 - 02/13/08 12:04 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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She just doesn't like snacks with little/no nutritional value.
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#289478 - 02/13/08 03:02 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Yes, I just copied and pasted the receipt that you get online. I have no idea what they serve for food in jail but a Butterfinger probably tastes better than what you get for dinner.




I did a month a while back for a number of driving on a suspended license tickets. Food in county sucks.

Letters are good though, you lose touch quickly. It's also amazing how quickly people start to have shit come up on visiting days.

If LA county is anything like Cook county jail you can also just send money via check/mo, it will be added to their commissary account and they can buy what they want with it.Also when writing to inmates if you want them to write back send postage stamps, again if it's like in chicago, they are allowed to have stamps and then they can write back.

Keep in mind those greedy fucks at the post office are raising postage again from what I hear.

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#289479 - 02/13/08 06:58 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
static Offline
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I will send him some calendars so he can mark off each day he served for the next 10-15 years.

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#289480 - 02/13/08 07:55 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Quote:

I've critiqued none of your scenes buddy, because you haven't been in anything really of any quality and I certainly wouldn't consider them "your" scenes in the first place. Sure I watch a lot of porn, and thankfully only have rarely seen you because it seems that you're one step above the cum mopper. Not many have ever heard of you outside this board and I was shocked that you were really involved in the biz, though you may work at a car wash on the side to make the rent. Anyway, I guess following in the family footsteps working at Burger King or being incarcerated was too good for you. Dismissed.




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#289481 - 02/13/08 08:27 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Uncle Joe Offline
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Posts: 9221
Quote:

Bump.

Here`s what $20 buys you from the online commisary for inmates in the LA jail system. They have other packages that start at $10 and go to $50. Just making sure he`s not forgotten, nor should the family who suffered their loss.

1 LA Gift Pack #4 $20.00 $20.00
1 8964 - Butterfinger
2 87551 - Moonlodge Hot Hot Peanuts
1 84710 - Swiss Rolls
1 8958 - Nestle Crunch
5 8013 - Ramen Texas Beef
1 8911 - Nacho Cheese Tortilla Chips 10 oz
3 85817 - Hot & Spicy Pork Cracklings
1 85819 - Guacamole Chips
Total: $20.00




This is one rip-off $20.00 package deal. ALl this would cost $15.00 over at Jack's $0.99-Cents World store.

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#289482 - 02/13/08 08:32 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Uncle Joe Offline
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I wanna send a $10.00 package of my own to Brian. I will put some snakcs there and drawings/sketches of the Tiny Island Hideout, so Brian can think about living in the TIH instead of his cell. But he has to reply back with his thoughts.

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#289483 - 02/13/08 08:41 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Tiny Island Hideout, outside visualization rendering below, you can clearly see the Terror Hole:



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#289484 - 02/14/08 02:32 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Alex: I think Brian needs an enema bag of your design.
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#289485 - 02/14/08 06:20 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Uncle Joe Offline
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Alex: I think Brian needs an enema bag of your design.




What for?

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#289486 - 02/14/08 08:08 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Quote:

Alex: I think Brian needs an enema bag of your design.




A fan once sent me an enema bag with the Louis Vuitton emblems magic markered all over it. No joke.
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#289487 - 02/14/08 08:12 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Posts: 143
At least it wasn't filled with chocolates.

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#289488 - 02/15/08 09:29 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:


1 LA Gift Pack #4 $20.00 $20.00
1 8964 - Butterfinger
2 87551 - Moonlodge Hot Hot Peanuts
1 84710 - Swiss Rolls
1 8958 - Nestle Crunch
5 8013 - Ramen Texas Beef
1 8911 - Nacho Cheese Tortilla Chips 10 oz
3 85817 - Hot & Spicy Pork Cracklings
1 85819 - Guacamole Chips
Total: $20.00





One LA Gift Pack #4. $20.

The look of perplexion on an inmate's face. Priceless.



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#289489 - 02/16/08 02:19 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Quote:

Quote:

Alex: I think Brian needs an enema bag of your design.




A fan once sent me an enema bag with the Louis Vuitton emblems magic markered all over it. No joke.


That's pretty creative, I would of preferred Gucci.

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#289490 - 02/16/08 03:00 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
ranathan Offline
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next time you write him christian ask him if he has a recipe for jail soup yet

ramen, mustard, cheetos, mayo, and other assorted treats, a nice glass of pruno and an inmate can have himself a solid evening.

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#289491 - 02/16/08 04:10 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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#289492 - 03/25/08 10:53 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Anonymous
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Damn! Just a bit too late for Easter...

Company sells greeting cards for inmates

Finding it hard to express just the right sentiment to your loved one in prison? A Los Angeles company may have the answer. Attorney Terrye L. Cheathem noticed a market Hallmark wasn't serving and founded Three Squares Greetings, which provides cards for inmates.

"With more than 2.5 million people incarcerated in the Unites States today, I saw that there was a tremendous need," she said.

Some express simple good wishes: "We are all praying for you while you do your time."

But most show a tougher sort of love.

A Christmas greeting partly reads: "You had the choice to be 'naughty or nice.' And you chose ... Oh well, now you have to do your time."

Cheathem said she came up with the cards when her brother-in-law served 11 months in prison. She said she went searching for the appropriate greeting card, but couldn't find what she was looking for.

"There weren't any cards on the shelf that said anything like, 'Hey, you must make better choices,'" she said.

Cheathem designs and writes the cards and sells them online and at a handful of stores across the nation.

"This is one product no one wants to receive and no one wants to buy, but if you need it, it's there," she said.

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#289493 - 03/25/08 10:56 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Brandon_Iron Offline
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I received a letter from Brian today and he thanks everyone for their kind thoughts and good wishes. He is doing a lot of reading.

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#289494 - 03/25/08 11:54 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Quote:

I received a letter from Brian today and he thanks everyone for their kind thoughts and good wishes. He is doing a lot of reading.




I don't doubt it. What else is there for him to do? It must really be tough to go from getting laid 2 or 3 times a day every day to nothing.
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#289495 - 03/26/08 12:09 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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It must really be tough to go from getting laid 2 or 3 times a day every day to nothing.





I only hope for him that it's nothing!!

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#289496 - 06/01/08 09:36 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Our favorite pirate prisoner celebrated his 45th in captivity on June 1.

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#289497 - 06/01/08 10:16 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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aaaarrggghh....happy birthday.

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#289498 - 06/01/08 10:49 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Oh King, I just spit out my Crystal Light....that's some funny shit, esp. the way Brian is dancing. OMG hysterical.

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#289499 - 06/02/08 03:00 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Oh King, I just spit out my Crystal Light....that's some funny shit, esp. the way Brian is dancing. OMG hysterical.




The picture seems to be gone.

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#289500 - 06/02/08 01:22 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Oh King, I just spit out my Crystal Light....that's some funny shit, esp. the way Brian is dancing. OMG hysterical.




The picture seems to be gone.






It was good while it lasted.
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#289501 - 06/02/08 02:19 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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What's that address again?



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#289502 - 06/21/08 04:18 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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I visited Brian at the Los Angeles Men's Central Jail yesterday and he asked me to say hi to everyone he knows. He is doing well and hopes that the case will be looked at very carefully by his public defender.

If you would like to write Brian a letter, he would appreciate it.

Brian Barnes
Inmate Number 1013087
PO BOX 86164
Terminal Annex
Los Angeles, CA 90086-0164

The following items are not allowed to be received through the mail:
- Food or cosmetic items
- Stationery, blank envelopes, envelopes with metal clasps, postage stamps, envelops with gang or suggestive drawings/art work
- Cash, personal or second party checks, traveler’s checks, payroll checks
- A single money order exceeding the $200 limit
Blank money orders (money orders must be signed and made payable to the inmate)
- Non U.S. Post Office out-of-state money orders (out-of-state money orders must be from the U.S. Post Office)
- Musical, plastic, plastic covered, blank, greeting or post cards larger than 6”x9”
- Identification card or facsimiles
- Paper clips, staples, pens, pencils, glitter, stickers, glued or gummed labels
- Rosary beads, balloons, string bracelets, or other jewelry items
- Lottery tickets or prepaid telephone cards
- Cellophane tape or any type of tape on letters

To mail money to Brian so he can purchase things in jail, send a Bank Cashier's Check, Money Order or Postal Money Order to Brian Barnes, Inmate #1013087, P.O. Box 86164 Terminal Annex Los Angeles, CA 90086-0164.

If you live in Los Angeles and want to deposit money for Brian, you can go to the Cashier's window in the lobby at Inmate Reception Center. It is open 24 hours, everyday, at 450 Bauchet Street, Los Angeles, CA, 90012.

Brian would love to hear from anyone who knows him. Take a minute and write him a short note.

His next court appearance will be June 26th, 2008, at Van Nuys Superior Court, Dept. V, 14400 Erwin Street Mall, Van Nuys, CA, at 8:30am. Case number LA05706901.

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#289503 - 06/21/08 04:28 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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What did you bring him? Lube?
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#289504 - 06/21/08 05:49 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Gunker Offline
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Quote:

The following items are not allowed to be received through the mail:
- Food or cosmetic items
- Stationery, blank envelopes, envelopes with metal clasps, postage stamps, envelops with gang or suggestive drawings/art work
- Cash, personal or second party checks, traveler’s checks, payroll checks
- A single money order exceeding the $200 limit
Blank money orders (money orders must be signed and made payable to the inmate)
- Non U.S. Post Office out-of-state money orders (out-of-state money orders must be from the U.S. Post Office)
- Musical, plastic, plastic covered, blank, greeting or post cards larger than 6”x9”
- Identification card or facsimiles
- Paper clips, staples, pens, pencils, glitter, stickers, glued or gummed labels
- Rosary beads, balloons, string bracelets, or other jewelry items
- Lottery tickets or prepaid telephone cards
- Cellophane tape or any type of tape on letters




Dang.

(Tosses metal-clasped envelope filled with glitter into the trash)
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#289505 - 06/22/08 06:30 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Does anyone know what this hearing on the 26th is for? Is there a chance he might get out on bail? TYVM
Cindi
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#289506 - 06/22/08 06:52 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
tinker Offline
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ma i hated this guy as a performer, hope he enjoys prison and then hell.

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#289507 - 06/22/08 12:52 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Willie D Offline

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Hey Brandon, what are the chances you'd be able to organize a "care package" for the Arif family and their dead child?
http://www.aymanfoundation.org/ayman.php


Quote:

Is there a chance he might get out on bail?



His bail is $1.5MM and he's already gone through one bail reduction hearing. Even if he cut it in half, I doubt he's going to come up with $750M. OK, so assume a bail bondsman would take him on. Being up on a second degree murder rap, he'd have to put down 20% in cash, could he even rake together $150M?

Doubtful. Like 98% of all porno performers, he is almost pathalogically incapable of saving money. I suggest he use his one phone call to ring up Rick Mahorm from the Detroit Pistons and get some emergency lessons in "back-door defense."

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#289508 - 06/22/08 01:34 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
static Offline
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Public Defender = Prison Deliverer, he will be getting some major time, you get what you pay for.

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#289509 - 06/22/08 01:49 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Hey Brandon, what are the chances you'd be able to organize a "care package" for the Arif family and their dead child?




Nothing done to help Brian takes away from the grief of the Arif family. Brian hasn't been convicted of anything and many facts are in dispute. If you weren't there, you can't judge either. It's possible to show support for Brian without condoning what happened that day.

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#289511 - 06/22/08 03:11 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Knowing that you don't have two nickels to rub together, I will take that as the joke it is. I will pass on your concerns to Brian.

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#289514 - 06/23/08 01:40 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Will anyone be attending Brian's court appearance? I've attended court before just to watch and it was very interesting

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#289515 - 06/23/08 11:34 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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That's how you pick your victims?
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#289516 - 06/23/08 12:55 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
KALLA Offline
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Doesn't Brian got any real family or friends who can spare $20 bucks on him for his commisary? Why are you asking total strangers for handouts? You're making it seem like an ad to help a starving African child.
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#289517 - 06/23/08 03:31 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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#289518 - 06/23/08 03:36 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Doesn't Brian got any real family or friends who can spare $20 bucks on him for his commisary? Why are you asking total strangers for handouts? You're making it seem like an ad to help a starving African child.




brain done fucked all family and friends children so the answer is no.

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#289519 - 06/23/08 03:49 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Nicely done Jim B.

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#289520 - 06/23/08 03:55 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Brian hasn't had a trial. You weren't at the accident. Neither was I. If you want to write him a letter, fine. If not, that's fine, too.

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#289521 - 06/23/08 04:17 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Anonymous
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What part of "while he awaits trial" was unclear, BI?

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#289522 - 06/23/08 04:26 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Like I say, if you want to write Brian, he'd appreciate it. If you don't, that's cool, too. I've known Brian for about 10 years and know him to be a kind, helping person. That's it, that's all. Make fun all you want. It's your right.

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#289524 - 06/23/08 04:54 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Please don't make any of this about me. Joke all you want. It doesn't bother me in the least. I'm just trying to help out a friend who's going through a tough time, nothing more.

No one has to buy anything. Writing a letter only costs the price of a postage stamp.

Brian's the kind of guy that would probably enjoy the humour, too. On the other hand, he's the last person who would make fun of anyone in similar circumstances.

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#289525 - 06/23/08 06:13 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Willie D Offline

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Quote:

Brian hasn't had a trial. You weren't at the accident. Neither was I. If you want to write him a letter, fine. If not, that's fine, too.


Please don't be so polyanish Irons, he irrevocably altered the life of an entire family because he and some other douchebag were poking at each others' ego.

And please don't break out with this "he hasn't had a trial" or "he's innocent until proven guilty" bullshit. Those are legal standards. Even you have to admit Brian made a big, big, life-altering mistake.

If he's reading, he better start with the Bible, Torah, Koran or similar faith book. He's gonna need it.

Has he even apologized to the family? I don't recall him ever making a single statement expressing his regrets to them.

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#289526 - 06/23/08 06:33 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Someone call Bob Geldoff and explain this fucking situation andf get HIM to raise money for this fucking retard, I am sick of this thread, I give my spare money to hospitals and whores, two vitally important aspects of this fucked up world. Goddamn pothead pirate
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#289528 - 06/23/08 10:29 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Is Sally Struthers really that fat or did someone fuck around with her picture? I remember she was in a bikini a couple of times on All in the Family. She was quite strokable.
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#289529 - 06/23/08 10:49 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Brandon_Iron Offline
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I think it's ok to be Brian's friend whether he is convicted of a crime or not.

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#289530 - 06/23/08 10:53 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Dean Wormer, if you want more than bikini shots search the web for her topless scene in Five Easy Pieces fucking Jack Nicholson. You can easily find a rapidshare link with the scene. Nice rack.
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#289531 - 06/24/08 12:11 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Unless you were a witness it sounds a complicated thing. If the car in front of you brakes then you should be at a sufficient distance behind that you can brake safely. I've been involved in a few accidents where a car behind has run into me and also where i've run into a car in front of me. Its not usual that the car behind would swerve off the road to avoid me

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#289532 - 06/24/08 12:18 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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that's because they didnt know it was you
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#289533 - 06/24/08 02:06 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Cindi Loftus Offline
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Registered: 01/24/05
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Sally has really blown up, she looks like Aurora, the gum-chewing, Blueberry chick on Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

I tried to send Brian a care package and it said my credit card was no good, lmao. It is good, because it is a debit card and there is some money in the bank. But of all places for me to get declined, trying to buy a prison gift basket. Now I have to worry if it is going to be charged for someone's bail money.

BTW, IMHO we can't judge Brian for what happened because WE don't know what happened. Even the newspaper reports elude to the fact that his car was not physically involved in the accident that ended up being a tragedy. And of course that famlly was horribly affected and we should care about how they are doing. Because no matter whose fault it was, it wasn't theirs, and they have to live with the terrible aftermath.

If there was proof that Brian was driving impaired or had a suspended license, or was racing, I'd be more apt to be pissed about whatever role he had in the accident, because he would have been DRIVING illegally and breaking the law

But there is nothing that we know for sure that he did wrong. So until we know all the facts, how can we convict and condemn Brian? I, simply can't.

Smut, you know I love you, but I have to disagree with you. Wow, our first fight.

xoxo,
Cindi
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#289534 - 06/24/08 05:47 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Willie D Offline

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Quote:

because he would have been DRIVING illegally and breaking the law



It's illegal to provoke another motorist into an accident. You can't jam on your breaks for no good reason, other than to piss off another driver or to force them into an accident (think insurance fraud).

I believe the question is, was Brian a "proximate cause." Perhaps Mike Pornlaw can give a brief summary of Corey v. Havener in the multiple combined causes test for proximate cause.

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#289535 - 06/24/08 06:39 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Snowman Offline
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Quote:

I believe the question is, was Brian a "proximate cause." Perhaps Mike Pornlaw can give a brief summary of Corey v. Havener in the multiple combined causes test for proximate cause.




Proximate cause is a concept more applicable to civil (negligence) cases. In criminal law, the focus will be on whether or not Brian's behavior strictly falls within the elements of the crime as set forth in the codes and interpreted by case law.

A good example of how proximate cause is not required in the criminal justice system is the felony murder rule. Think of a getaway car driver who is remains outside during a bank robbery gone bad. The robbers shoot the guard on the inside. He will be tried for murder even though he had no direct part in it and murder wasn't part of the plan.
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#289536 - 06/24/08 07:36 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Cindi Loftus Offline
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Registered: 01/24/05
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Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
Snowman, Thanks for the great answer. I know I can't sound as smart as Willie D, but does the "But For" clause apply? ( That's my favorite, it's like Six degrees of Kevin Bacon)
xoxo,
Cindi
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#289537 - 06/24/08 08:09 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Nick Hogan got something like 8 months jail for almost killing his friend. I don't know how badly his friend was hurt

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#289538 - 06/24/08 08:50 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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His friend was hurt badly, much like you do to your victims.
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#289539 - 06/24/08 12:33 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Snowman, thank you.

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#289540 - 06/24/08 12:48 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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IMO the real issues here involve disputed facts and the specifics of California law with respect to felony murder. If the trier of fact makes certain factual findings in this case that are the most unfavorable to the defendant, then the felony murder rule may apply. It will be far easier to impose a felony conviction on the driver of the vehicle that actually struck and killed the child. The facts of this case seem to be hotly disputed. It will be interesting to see what happens in court. My main sympathies are with the family of the dead child, but I withold judgment until the case is tried.

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#289541 - 06/25/08 07:52 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Quote:

Nick Hogan got something like 8 months jail for almost killing his friend. I don't know how badly his friend was hurt


The dude is missing a huge huge huge part of his cranium, 8 months aint shit. His money did the fucking sentencing.

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#289543 - 06/25/08 03:03 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Brandon_Iron Offline
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You fucking moron! Nail files aren't going to work! And, no, neither is your "GUYS I'D GO GAY FOR" file. It's too fucking big and I don't trust what you are doing for icing.

You're disgusting.

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#289546 - 06/25/08 06:21 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Your unsolicited attention to all matters concerning me, both public and private, is highly disturbing. First, your knowledge about business structures has more gaping holes than Kelly Wells. Second, upon being accused of homoerotic fantasies, you counter that I am a more attractive sexual partner than some women. Paperchase, I will never accuse you of being a skirt chaser, that's for sure. You may wear one but you are fixated on men in general and me in particular.

The restraining order will be filed post haste. When you give in to your instincts and try to steal my underwear from my laundry hamper, leading to your detention at the Men's Central Jail, I will ask Brian to give you a Cheeto.

Bring this thread back to Mr. Surewood, please.

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#289548 - 06/25/08 07:37 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
RyanKnox Offline
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Quote:


making sweet love to the wonderful Holly Randall





That'll totally happen for you I'm sure.

Look paperboy, this is not the way to go about sending Brian Surewood a care package.

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#289550 - 06/25/08 09:20 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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This flamewar is a borefest and longwinded. Paperchase, go fight with them on some other thread.
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#289551 - 06/25/08 10:30 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Pooperchase is an idiot if only for the following reasons:
-- First, how I structure my business has nothing to do with Brian Surewood or you in the least.
-- Second, saying "...(I) am slightly above the trannies that fuck Christian and Kurt..." has nothing to do with Brian Surewood either and only serves to bring out your homoerotic fantasies. I'm not interested in you or your fantasies so please stop ranking me in your sick, perverted pecking order. I don't care.
-- Third, if you cannot afford to take the Greyhound to fuck Holly, that's your problem. I am not responsible for getting you laid and if you are an adult who seeking to "establish your heterosexuality" I feel sorry for you. Again, this has nothing to do with Brian Surewood.
-- Fourth, intimate knowledge of restraining orders doesn't reflect well on you, sir. In fact, it's quite the opposite and I encourage you not to bring it up on your date with Holly. As stated above, this has nothing to do with Brian Surewood.

Lastly, does anyone want to help Brian? I sure would!

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#289552 - 06/25/08 11:28 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Quote:

Pooperchase is an idiot if only for the following reasons:
-- First, how I structure my business has nothing to do with Brian Surewood or you in the least.
-- Second, saying "...(I) am slightly above the trannies that fuck Christian and Kurt..." has nothing to do with Brian Surewood either and only serves to bring out your homoerotic fantasies. I'm not interested in you or your fantasies so please stop ranking me in your sick, perverted pecking order. I don't care.
-- Third, if you cannot afford to take the Greyhound to fuck Holly, that's your problem. I am not responsible for getting you laid and if you are an adult who seeking to "establish your heterosexuality" I feel sorry for you. Again, this has nothing to do with Brian Surewood.
-- Fourth, intimate knowledge of restraining orders doesn't reflect well on you, sir. In fact, it's quite the opposite and I encourage you not to bring it up on your date with Holly. As stated above, this has nothing to do with Brian Surewood.

Lastly, does anyone want to help Brian? I sure would!




your nigga wanna help brian. The question is do you BI wanna help your nigga help brian?

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#289553 - 06/25/08 11:44 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Just go to page 1 or 5 of this thread, homely...I mean, homie.

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#289554 - 06/26/08 10:08 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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While cleaning out the shed at my parents', I found 3 yards of sturdy rope. Mr. Irons, could you check with Brian if he knows how to make a noose? Otherwise, I'll prepare it myself. Thank you.
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#289555 - 06/27/08 12:16 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Cindi Loftus Offline
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Does anyone know what happened at Brian's hearing today?
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#289556 - 06/27/08 01:38 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Quote:

While cleaning out the shed at my parents', I found 3 yards of sturdy rope. Mr. Irons, could you check with Brian if he knows how to make a noose? Otherwise, I'll prepare it myself. Thank you.




If only your parents thought the same way as you do.

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#289557 - 06/27/08 02:13 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Quote:

Does anyone know what happened at Brian's hearing today?




Yeah does anyone know how it went or what it was about? Was this the first day of the trial?

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#289558 - 06/27/08 03:37 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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The creepy guy on the internet cut the little girls up and ate them after luring them away from their parents.
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