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#288205 - 11/24/07 02:50 AM
Re: Ricki White
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Can she do any pole tricks? Pics please, and no, I didn't mean your dick. I meant the stripper pole.
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#288207 - 11/24/07 03:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Nah, I meant like upside down spinning moves and stuff.
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#288211 - 11/24/07 12:11 PM
Re: Ricki White
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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I heard a rumor that all girls who adopt the last name "White" in porn do so to signify that they are NOT interested in doing interracial.
Sorry dude.
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#288215 - 11/24/07 10:31 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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ricki white get my dick real hard. yo b.i can you hook a nigga up?
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#288219 - 11/25/07 08:19 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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we have a new 'most busted chick in porn'...
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#288221 - 11/25/07 09:35 AM
Re: Ricki White
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Meet me at Casino Royale and use the codename Bond at the front desk.
I\'m surprised that dump hasn\'t been bought out by the Venetian & knocked down yet.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#288222 - 11/25/07 11:41 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
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How about anytime Tritone mentions his "cool list" he either goes in the penalty box or Sergio breaks his arms?
Penalty box because Sergio only beats up females.
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#288224 - 11/25/07 02:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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#288225 - 11/26/07 04:24 AM
Re: Ricki White
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Enough with this Chico-Belts-Women shit! The only chicks he would ever hit are strippers in strip clubs who try to make off with my wheelchair...or pills....or <god forbid> my chicken tenders. And even then he's careful not to leave any marks so they can keep working after their attitude adjustments. The man is surgical in all respects....
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#288229 - 11/27/07 03:23 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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Fuck y'all. I likes my ladies and hold each one of 'em dear to my heart....AND my nutsack. The 300th girl will go up at www.loadmymouth.com this week. Statistically speaking, 300 of ANYthing will result in a bell curve with some women being in the extremely beautiful range (Courtney Cummz, Alektra, Jamie Huxley) and some women being on the other end. The dirty end. The head-in-the-toilet-puking-up-pills-and-vodka end. The "Hey! I'm a TV star. I'm on next week's Intervention" end. They all eat cum and my sperm swim towards gullets one and all.
I leave you with some facts for your edification:
1% of American women have worked as prostitutes.
Of prostitution arrests in the United States, 70% are female prostitutes, 20% are male and 10% are customers.
Surprisingly, the U.S. Department of Health reports that only 3-5% of STDs are caused by prostitutes, while 30-35% is caused by teenagers.
The United Nations proposed a resolution in favor of the decriminalization of prostitutes in 1949. The resolution has been ratified by 50 countries (excluding the U.S.).
So, I end like I began: Fuck y'all. 1% of 150,000,000 (half the current population of the U.S.) is 1,500,000. I gotta get to work!
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#288234 - 11/27/07 05:00 PM
Re: Ricki White
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 09/18/07
Posts: 38
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funny comment to come from gia considering your people usually cover their women with shrouds...when u goin back to iraq?
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#288236 - 11/27/07 09:12 PM
Re: Ricki White
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
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#288239 - 11/28/07 06:07 PM
Re: Ricki White
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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#288240 - 11/28/07 06:48 PM
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Zip Coon
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
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Agreed that Brandon's choice in talent these days has been god-awful sub par. Everytime I see his 'hidebehind' linkage, I'm like, "yeah, hide those bitches behind a mask."
I would switch places with Brandon in a heartbeat. Who wouldn't enjoy cumming on the faces of fresh, nublie teens?
Also, since Brandon is white, I might have a chance with Gia. It would be his body, but with the mind and soul of tritone.
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#288247 - 11/30/07 10:17 AM
Re: Ricki White
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Pervert
Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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Who's the robot's agent?
we all know you dont pay agency fees, cmon man! next you will tell us that your makeup artist is great.
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#288248 - 11/30/07 11:15 AM
Re: Ricki White
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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#288249 - 12/01/07 01:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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For those of you who think this is all one big party for me, I present to you this ball-stretching shot that nearly left me half the man I was before the scene. A well-meaning Kelly Skylar was tag-teaming me with Stephanie Cane when I was nearly Lance Armstronged by over zealous suctioning. It's all fun and games until someone loses a testicle, of course, but please ask yourself what price you are willing to pay to have sluts on your nuts, guys.
That sofa scares the shit out of me, together with that in lawn carpet.
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