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#288168 - 12/24/07 12:25 AM Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT
Choda Boy Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 09/18/05
Posts: 138
Loc: Nunyo Biznass
Quote:

link his myspace addy and I can grab some from him as well.




grab away.

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#288169 - 12/24/07 12:46 AM Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Quote:

link his myspace addy and I can grab some from him as well.




grab away.







sweet. thanks.

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#288170 - 12/24/07 04:14 AM Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

link his myspace addy and I can grab some from him as well.




grab away.







sweet. thanks.




omg, look at her pit!
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#288171 - 12/24/07 05:25 AM Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT
PainfulAzzFuckin Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/01/06
Posts: 502
I bet the bastard made her do all kinds of vile, depraved sex acts on their wedding night under the pretense that it would "make the bad images of her from porn go away in his head."

This has mind fuck written all over it.

And I for one think it's time anyone who looks a picture like the above quickly move to replace it in their own heads with something like this instead....




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#288172 - 12/24/07 05:50 AM Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863


I didn't know AC Cream had a little brother.
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#288173 - 12/24/07 06:22 AM Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT
PainfulAzzFuckin Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/01/06
Posts: 502
This guy is a serious lard ass....wearing baggy shirt like that to hide his man-boobs most likely. And check out those beady little eyes on that melon head of his.
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#288174 - 12/24/07 07:01 AM Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
This fuckwad couldn't even spell lawyer. Although it is certainly a possibility, just because you are an asshole does not mean you are related to a lawyer. If he didn't cut and paste all that legal mumbo jumbo off some do it yourself attorney website I will shit a red, white, and blue twinkie. The only thing this putz could be successful at would be winning an American Dipshit contest.
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#288175 - 12/24/07 12:14 PM Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT
Choda Boy Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 09/18/05
Posts: 138
Loc: Nunyo Biznass
Quote:

If he didn't cut and paste all that legal mumbo jumbo off some do it yourself attorney website I will shit a red, white, and blue twinkie.




This guy privately harassed a good friend of mine for shooting Risi.

He tried to pull the same bullshit mind games --
Claiming she was underage in threatening emails full of rambling legalese.

My friend has a law background, so he immediately knew this guy was a jerk-off.

But I can't let it go.

I like to watch shit-disturbers CHOKE SLOWLY on their own feces.

MERRY XMAS EVERYBODY!
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#288176 - 12/24/07 03:19 PM Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
The whore and her SP deleted the account.
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#288177 - 12/24/07 03:39 PM Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Earrings on dudes only went out like 15 years ago. Way to stay up to date on the latest.
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#288178 - 12/24/07 04:39 PM Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT
Choda Boy Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 09/18/05
Posts: 138
Loc: Nunyo Biznass
Quote:

The whore and her SP deleted the account.




Don't worry -- Relationships built on insecurity don't last.

The lights hit these roaches and they scattered... For now.

Risi Simms will be back.

And I'm told she gives an incredible rimjob.

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#288179 - 12/24/07 05:13 PM Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
How did this guy get Risi? Well He used the Mystery Methode of Course....

Quote:

Bob wrote:

skronker wrote:

The problem with the whole PUA concept is that while it gives men the tools to get women, it doesn't help them foster depth or intelligence.

+1

Unless someone's primary reason for using PUA is "game" or "sport-fucking" (shallow, mean, and pitiful, if you ask me), PUA is at best the equivalent of martial arts training for getting your foot in the door. I've got no quarrel with that. Making the initial connection is a vitally important first step, but in the long run of a relationship it's ultimately a negligible event. Any decent way you can start something going, good on you.

But if you can't let down your guard, relax your technique, and be spontaneously authentic once you've broken the ice, what's the long-term, life-enhancing point of the thing?

.

[typos]


Edited by - bob on 11/9/2007 12:03:58 PM

Main issue with the mystery method is this: It teaches you how to work a short term game. It does not (nor was it intended to) teach you the long game. It's a for "fun and confidence" way of life. it doesn't lead you to happiness and wasn't designed to do so, it just exists to pass time.




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#288180 - 12/24/07 05:34 PM Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Quote:

This guy privately harassed a good friend of mine for shooting Risi.




Don't worry. The way they're going it won't be long before br41ndr0p shoots Risi.
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#288181 - 12/24/07 05:47 PM Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Methinks he will go for a more up close and personal approach such as bludgeoning or strangulation. Anyone know what method Wanker Wang used to kill Haley Paige?

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#288182 - 12/24/07 06:07 PM Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
(Cue faceblaster coming in to defend Wanker in 5...4...3..)
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#288183 - 12/24/07 06:33 PM Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 05/06/04
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Find a new bridge to live under, you troll.
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#288184 - 12/24/07 06:53 PM Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT *DELETED*
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Post deleted by zenman


Edited by zenman (12/25/07 10:09 AM)

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#288185 - 12/25/07 10:14 AM Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT
zenman Offline

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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
edited photo



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#288186 - 12/25/07 04:33 PM Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT
PainfulAzzFuckin Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/01/06
Posts: 502
According to her current pimp, the last one drugged her with Rohypnol and then had her do something "terrible" in a hotel room as a test reel.

I wonder if Chico was somehow involved?
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#288187 - 12/25/07 10:31 PM Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:


I wonder if Chico was somehow involved?



If Mr. Rohypnol is still alive, probably not.
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#288188 - 12/26/07 07:27 AM Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:



I wonder if Chico was somehow involved?





Must not have been Faceblaster hasn't replied to your post.
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#288189 - 12/26/07 10:58 PM Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Help. I need to leave the house, and I can't find my black sweater. I'd like to get Risi Simms' husband/suitcase pimp on the case. With his stalking methods, he can find it in no time.
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#288190 - 12/27/07 07:07 AM Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

Help. I need to leave the house, and I can't find my black sweater. I'd like to get Risi Simms' husband/suitcase pimp on the case. With his stalking methods, he can find it in no time.




And if he sells it, he will replace it with two!
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#288191 - 08/05/08 03:59 AM Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway?
Bad Habit Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
Quote:

This girl is way too flat-chested. Perfect boob-job candidate.




Noooooooo!!!!

This girl is perfect!




And bendy too!


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#288192 - 12/26/08 10:25 AM Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway?
Smokey Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
Anonymous is now reading this thread. Hi Risi!!

Or more likely, hi EX-husband stalker!!
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#288193 - 12/26/08 03:35 PM Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway?
Shrinky Dinks Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/24/08
Posts: 381
Quote:

Anonymous is now reading this thread. Hi Risi!!

Or more likely, hi EX-husband stalker!!



At any given time there are about 30 or more anonymous people reading this entire forum. Why do you think "anonymous" is her or her ex? Maybe YOU are the ex considering you just bumped a five month old thread to announce this.


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#288194 - 12/26/08 04:19 PM Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway?
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Quote:

Anonymous is now reading this thread. Hi Risi!!

Or more likely, hi EX-husband stalker!!



At any given time there are about 30 or more anonymous people reading this entire forum. Why do you think "anonymous" is her or her ex? Maybe YOU are the ex considering you just bumped a five month old thread to announce this.






hummmmmmmmmm the plot thickens

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#288195 - 12/26/08 11:30 PM Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway?
Smokey Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
I wouldn't be her ex, you retarded cumdumpster.

Nor would I have waited until now after making 150+ posts NOT about Risi Simms, to finally bring her up.
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#288196 - 12/26/08 11:32 PM Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway?
Shrinky Dinks Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/24/08
Posts: 381
That's why you bumped a 5 month old thread saying "anonymous" was lurking at it. How would you even know? Why would you seek out this thread?



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#288197 - 12/26/08 11:41 PM Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT
Smokey Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
Do some in-depth investigation to the 'who's online' click
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#288198 - 12/27/08 12:44 AM Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

brewhaha




damn. after rereading this thread I jondra'd the shit out of "brouhaha". brewhaha, beerhaha, alehaha, it's a sad state of affairs. back on topic, risi should be inducted into porn's most attractive vagina hall of fame.



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#288199 - 12/27/08 09:13 AM Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
You know how many ex's that would make for Allie Sin, Courtney Simpson and THE Twins?

Some anon always seems to be reading one of their threads at least any given time ....




And, what anon ex of mine is reading the "Fatman Status Thread"???

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#524706 - 07/18/11 03:47 AM Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT [Re: k1ng]
Choda Boy Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 09/18/05
Posts: 138
Loc: Nunyo Biznass
She's baaaaaaack...

Risi Simms is back in the saddle, and she has a new name:

EVE MOORE
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#524757 - 07/18/11 08:29 AM Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT [Re: ]
Jerkules Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
She must have sold her ass, because it didn't come back to the biz with her. Either that or Gia left here to become Risi's nutritionist.

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#524762 - 07/18/11 11:20 AM Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT [Re: ]
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Damn she methed out quick. Sad really, but not unexpected.

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#524776 - 07/18/11 02:30 PM Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT [Re: ]
Moxie Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
Can't be the same girl, cause she claims to be 21 and that would mean her fake lawyer lied about her being underage. He could end up on fake ethics charges for that.
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#524818 - 07/18/11 06:20 PM Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT [Re: ]
Barry the Pirate Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
This thread was before my time, but it's some great stuff. Intrigue, suitcase pimps, fake lawyers, fake underage whores, ADT fanboism at it's finest. "She's so beautiful...I'm in love...If she didn't like being a cocksocket, I'm glad she left". And my favorite: "If she comes back, I hope she has her head on straight". Fucking priceless stuff. A whore with her head on straight. God, they want so bad to believe they're not participants in the destruction of an already lost cause.

I really enjoyed the sturm and drang over her interview where she talked about pw's being skanks, called Jenna names and how every MLK Street is in the worst part of town. Oh, no...she doesn't think right. I won't be able to dump seed over her anymore. What a bunch of fags.
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#524820 - 07/18/11 06:22 PM Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT [Re: Moxie]
Barry the Pirate Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Originally Posted By: Moxie
Can't be the same girl, cause she claims to be 21 and that would mean her fake lawyer lied about her being underage. He could end up on fake ethics charges for that.


As Grand Kleagle of the Fake Bar Association, it's very much a fake possibility. Unless he fake dies of fake cancer first. Fake chemo fake fucks you up pretty fake bad.
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