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#284601 - 11/01/07 09:20 AM
Re: HOOKER 101: Something for the "pw" turned pros
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Jack, old buddy, you know I like you a great deal, but if you think my assumptions about your job are sre "assinine," how much more so are your assumptions about this whore's.
Think about it.
A picky whore is the eqiuvalent of a drug dealer. Your clientele is waiting for their product - shut the fuck up & deliver with a smile.
It stands.
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#284602 - 11/01/07 09:23 AM
Re: HOOKER 101: Something for the "pw" turned pros
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Bad analogy. A whore is a physical laborer. A drug dealer is a merchant. And of the two, which is more beneficial to society?
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#284603 - 11/01/07 09:57 AM
Re: HOOKER 101: Something for the "pw" turned pros
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Bad analogy. A whore is a physical laborer. A drug dealer is a merchant. And of the two, which is more beneficial to society?
They are both merchants, whores moreso.
Drug dealers sell drugs. Whores sell their bodies AND dignity.
So, if the latter is better than anything, it's the economy. Whores tend to cause more mental problems than drugs, IMO.
Your answer: DRUGS are more beneficial to society. After all, look at Brian Surewood, had he smoked a doobie before jumping in his sports car, all would have been right with the world.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#284604 - 11/01/07 11:24 AM
Re: HOOKER 101: Something for the "pw" turned pros
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Anonymous
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Preposterous.
First off, Drug dealers, like all other merchants,sell a commodity at profit. Whores sell the fruit of their labor, like a ditchdigger, etc. Huge difference.
Whores relieve stress a lot better and longer than drugs, without withdrawals. So your premise that "whores tend to cause more mental problems than drugs..." falls on it's face.
Drug dealers ruin lives. Whores might ruin a marriage if your wife finds out. Sometimes they'll ruin a political career, although Jerry Springer was busted with whores twice and he's doing okay.
It doesn't add up, Jack.
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#284605 - 11/01/07 11:31 AM
Re: HOOKER 101: Something for the "pw" turned pros
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Preposterous.
First off, Drug dealers, like all other merchants,sell a commodity at profit. Whores sell the fruit of their labor, like a ditchdigger, etc. Huge difference.
Whores relieve stress a lot better and longer than drugs, without withdrawals. So your premise that "whores tend to cause more mental problems than drugs..." falls on it's face.
Drug dealers ruin lives. Whores might ruin a marriage if your wife finds out. Sometimes they'll ruin a political career, although Jerry Springer was busted with whores twice and he's doing okay.
It doesn't add up, Jack.
Jim, Jim, Jim you and I both know that Springer is the exception and definitely NOT the rule when it comes to whores!!!
That boy is in a whole world of his own. 
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#284606 - 11/01/07 11:38 AM
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Right you are, DV, but my point is that most of us aren't politicians whose careers could be wrecked by a whore scandalThe only harm whores are doing to society is in the minds of the Jesus types. If it weren't for them, Whores would be licensed, regulated taxed and inspected just like any other form of unskilled labor.
Bottom line is: Don't be so quick to judge the whore until you've walked a mile in her fuck-me-boots.
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#284607 - 11/01/07 11:49 AM
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Right you are, DV, but my point is that most of us aren't politicians whose careers could be wrecked by a whore scandalThe only harm whores are doing to society is in the minds of the Jesus types. If it weren't for them, Whores would be licensed, regulated taxed and inspected just like any other form of unskilled labor.
Bottom line is: Don't be so quick to judge the whore until you've walked a mile in her fuck-me-boots.
Understood.....Now please don’t forget about the actual LEGAL hookers within the continental U.S. specifically All but a few counties in Nevada (Hof's "bunny ranch" and the like). Where it (prostitution) is highly regulated just as are the casinos by the "nevada gaming commission". If the industry in itself was under higher scrutiny it would be more semi socially acceptable. But I am getting off on a rant now…..
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#284608 - 11/03/07 05:00 PM
Re: HOOKER 101: Something for the "pw" turned pros
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/13/06
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The URL doesn't appear to be working; slashdot effect maybe? But I think I know which one it is, and it was linked to on all the whoreboards already. And none of the sex addicts, er, I mean, hobbyists were all that worked up about it. Look, who isn't bitter about their job occasionally? If you're truly happy about your work 100% of the time, more power to you, but you represent something like the 99th percentile of Americans. Writing is a form of catharsis. Better that she gets out the aggravation this way than take it out on her clients. Burnout is inevitable when hooking is your primary vocation. It's much better to do it on a part-time basis, I think. If she's getting five clients a day, then she must be in demand, and then I have to wonder why she hasn't raised her rates. Higher rates = fewer clients = happier hooker. I've compiled a "How to be a Nice John" list of rules: (1) Bathe. Use soap and pay special attention to your asscrack, dick and balls, and underarms. Rinse n' repeat. Apply deodorant. (2) Brush teeth, floss, use mouthwash. Shave. (3) Do (1) and (2) as close as possible to the time of your appointment. Like an hour or so. (4) Don't quibble over rates. It's your responsibility to determine what you can and can't afford. It's not a hooker's responsibility to adjust her fees on a sliding scale basis. She runs a business, not a charity. (5) Don't push down on your whore's head when she's giving you a blowjob. Ears are not handlebars, thank you. (6) Kissing: less tongue, less saliva, more lips. (7) Don't stick a dry finger up a whore's asshole. That really hurts. Try it out on yourself and see how well you like it. (8) Want to skullfuck, do us in Cirque du Soleil contortionist positions, fuck us in the ass like you're trying to kill us? Hire a porn star escort. A majority of women don't like that shit. It's unreasonable to expect what you see in porn. There's a lot that ends up on the cutting room floor that you never see, and maybe your whore doesn't want to take vicodin to endure the pain. (9) If you want to know what turns her on, ASK. Pussies are like snowflakes. No two are alike. I find that too many men want sexual validation for fucking the way they want to fuck. That virtually guarantees an acting performance. Sadly, most men can't seem to tell the difference  (9) You know how, after you cum, there's that spot right below the helmet that's really, really sensitive? It's the same with the clit. Don't flick it like it's a light switch, and even if you're a champion pussy-eater, we can only take so much. And then we're done. (10) Don't ask stupid questions like "So what happened in your childhood?" or "Does your boyfriend know what you do for a living" unless you're prepared to answer questions like "Have you considered laser hair removal?" or "How long have you been paying for sex?"
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#284609 - 11/03/07 05:53 PM
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Anonymous
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Hobbyists are in denial of their “condition†and anyway they don’t want to offend the working girls….its just bad for business. Use mouthwash and don’t floss…..you might have some preexisting condition and your gums may bleed……its ok to swap spit……but whole pints of blood by proxy isn’t. Any type of question such as "How long have you been paying for sex?"…has no relevance at all….since it really goes into a broader answer that may be construed as “everyone pays for ass, either directly or indirectlyâ€â€¦married folk pay on the long term installment plan….. 
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#284611 - 11/03/07 09:34 PM
Re: HOOKER 101: Something for the "pw" turned pros
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 10/09/04
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If she'd put it like you just did, no-one would be arguing. Compare and contrast the following examples. You: Quote:
(9) If you want to know what turns her on, ASK. Pussies are like snowflakes. No two are alike. I find that too many men want sexual validation for fucking the way they want to fuck. That virtually guarantees an acting performance. Sadly, most men can't seem to tell the difference
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You really want to know how you can please me? Get on top of me, finish really fast, give me a big tip, and leave 40 minutes before your time is up. Wow, that would be amazing.
Stop asking me what I want- Unless you’re prepared to hear something similar to the previous statement.
I don’t want to have an orgasm from you, I don’t want you to go down on me, and I don’t give a flying fuck about your “performanceâ€. It’s MY job to please YOU. Let me do my fucking job.
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#284612 - 11/03/07 10:40 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 10/09/04
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Irritates? Hardly, Your Lordship. Actually I find it quite fitting, in a way. "The Iron Duke," indeed. He earned that epithet for buying Iron shutters because enraged workingmen kept breaking his windows at Apsley House (10 Downing Street not being good enough for His Grace) over his pigheaded opposition to the Reform Act. All the love from Waterloo was gone by then, and the true measure of the man shone through.
Ah yes, that would be the same wonderfully progressive Reform Act that explicitly disenfranchised women for the first time. The later reform acts were much more significant milestones on the path to true democracy.
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I'm surprised you havent stood for Parliament yourself. Aren't there any Rotten Boroughs left in Britain?
It's hilarious how whenever we clash in a thread, you manage to veer off-topic and onto your general hatred for the British, as you project your bizarre stereotypes onto me. Newsflash dude: It's a porn board. You really think you can infer so much from my chosen avatar? Do you realise how much of a tool this makes you look?
I couldn't care less about having Wellington as my avatar, but now he's got up your nose so much, I think he'll stay there. I just find it amusing that you harbor such distaste for the man who emancipated the Catholics of Ireland.
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#284613 - 11/04/07 01:34 AM
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Anonymous
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Lord Biggunbugger forgets that Wellington didn't have a choice in the matter; the electorate in Clare decided the issue by returning O'Connell in '28. If he haden't pushed for the Catholic Relief Act, he would have brought to his Sovereign's realm the very trouble he'd spent the preceding quarter-century putting down. It was no act of enlightenment on His Grace's part. If he'd had his druthers, he'd have restricted the franchise even further. And to the extent that the Reform Act failed to include women, it was still a far sight better than the status quo.
But again, your lordship, the issue was simply a whore's right to gripe, and your vehement denunciation of her was most telling. I would hate to be one of your underlings. I wouldn't wish that fate upon a sworn enemy.
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#284616 - 11/04/07 12:29 PM
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Anonymous
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Whereas, the Catholic solution would have been favorable to whores?
I didn't know either side had a position on whores. It's been decades since I renounced Christianity. But that's your Lordship's wont: to take an offhand, illustrative remark regarding your affinity for noted reactionaries and inflate it so as to confuse the issue. You would do well in the Shadow Cabinet.
I'd love to continue this debate, but I fear we've veered ridiculously off target. Send me a PM and we can argue the entire period from the Regency to the accession of Victoria. Or we could take it to AWOP. Your Lordship's choice.
To return to the topic, then: A whore has just as much right to gripe about her work as any other worker. You make a vaid point that a more conciliatory tone would be better received, but the fact remains that the preponderance of job-griping is done in the heat of the moment. It's coarse, gritty and rarely can be repeated in polite society. Why should a whore be held to a different standard from any other worker?
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#284618 - 11/04/07 06:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Ponder for a moment the economic cost you've incurred so far from them...add to it your time and the opportunity cost(s), the aggravation, and inconvenince that comes with such relationships. All in the name of a concept and feeling that is as fleeting and varied and many splendored as Baskin Robbins' 31 Flavors.
And before you say it, I have been in "normal relationships" at certain points in my life....I'll take several pounds of chocolate and a 3000 dollar a night flawed beauty a couple times a month instead. And as for being a creep? I know plenty of people in relationships or marriages where the woman cannot stand the guy, yet stays with it for the financial benefits or because they are stuck with a litter of kittens to consider. I dont have much contact with my "ex's" (all 4 of them) but I do get birthday, x-mas, Hannukah, Valentines, Groundhog Day and St Patrick's Day gifts from a wide variety of whores and strippers... 
hmmm do you always look at relationships in this way?
Always? No, but I do start out pretty much with this as the opening strategy, and if I am proven wrong or things advance swimmingly with a woman, then great. If not, then I can have things on my terms for as long as I want and for as much as I want, FOR AS $much$ as I want...to spend.
Like anything else, it has huge advantages and also lacks in some obvious things. I will elaborate more on how this applies and manifestes itself in my life when I feel in the mood....I already have talked alot about it and me (XPT is my personal Blog), I treat it as such here in these forums....but I fear so far the only person who knows what the hell I am talking about, understands at least halfway what I mean and feel, and can read between the lines with me...is Jia Gordan. Why? (1) Her Intellect (1a) Her Math acumen (2) Her life experiences (NOT her age, but simply what she has done and where she has been, which her intellect allows her to maximize to take ful advantage of....(3) Her Hotness (4) The fact that despite her Hotness, she keeps to herself more than not...
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