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#284551 - 10/29/07 10:01 AM
HOOKER 101: Something for the "pw" turned prostitute.
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#284552 - 10/29/07 10:18 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/16/05
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http://freewebs.com/iftheyonlyknew/
and some man hating mixed in!!! 
Sounds like one bitter whore.
With all her rules and restrictions, how can che claim she's an "awesome GFE"?
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#284553 - 10/29/07 10:31 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
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man hating? bitter whore? This girl gets paid so men can do whatever they want to her, right or wrong I'd be surprised if she didn't have some honest complaints when shes not on the clock. Like anyone could come out of hooking as a happy well adjusted man-loving saint.
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#284554 - 10/29/07 10:55 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/01/07
Posts: 135
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"When Attempting Clitoral Penetration, Stay Within the Circled Region"
clitoral penetration??? someone should sign this fucking whore faaaaast, i'd pay to see that
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#284555 - 10/29/07 12:36 PM
Re: HOOKER 101: Something for the "pw" turned pros
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/16/05
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man hating? bitter whore? This girl gets paid so men can do whatever they want to her, right or wrong I'd be surprised if she didn't have some honest complaints when shes not on the clock. Like anyone could come out of hooking as a happy well adjusted man-loving saint.
I can understand that but this whore does nothing but brag about how awesome she is and all her clients are a bunch of fat, smelly Neanderthals who should be grateful for her existence.
Shit, she sounds like a slightly more feminine version of Kurt Lockwood.
Bottom line, if she doesn't like selling her ass, she can always go back to fliping burgers for a living.
Maybe it is she who should be grateful that there are men willing to pay her for sex. I highly doubt she is qualified to do anything else.
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#284558 - 10/29/07 08:14 PM
Re: HOOKER 101: Something for the "pw" turned pros
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/16/05
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Yeah okay, I guess you're right. The girl has no right to say she shes good at what she does or complain about her job to anyone ever... even in an anonymous setting. What does she think she is? human? She should just shut up and pretend to be happy. Keep it all pent up until the day it all comes catching up to her..........
 
I forget where I'm posting sometimes, don't mind me.
My point is, I can't imagine she is very good at her job with all her rules, restrictions and overall attitude, especially since she's advertising "GFE".
And I'll say it again, if her job is so terrible, she can always get off her back and try working a real job like most people do.
Of course that most likely means she'll have to give up the designer clothes and handbags.
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#284559 - 10/29/07 08:48 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
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My point is, I can't imagine she is very good at her job with all her rules, restrictions and overall attitude, especially since she's advertising "GFE".
I see your point, but I get the impression this was written anonymously for a reason. Meaning, she doesn't enforce these rules, restrictions, and overall attitude when shes getting paid. Thus the need to present it in blog form.
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#284564 - 10/29/07 09:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I realize I am a hopeless whoremantic, but everything she says is pretty much true, relevant and proper. It is common sense really. However, I am totally unique in how I deal with whores and what I want and expect....I actually WANT to know what is going on inside the chick's mind, and I make that clear before I pay her. I also give back rubs....
And yet on the other hand....JUST PAY AND HER AND PAY HER WELL, and that's pretty much the end of the story. If she cant stand you and what you do, when you call her again she wont return your call/message. But if the price was right, and I am a staunch advocate of being generous with whores, she will come back.
Yet one more reason not to give money to Surewood's Legal defense fund...more money for hookers.
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#284565 - 10/29/07 10:13 PM
Re: HOOKER 101: Something for the "pw" turned pros
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
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I got that part, but if she wants to whinge anonymously on the internet, I think we're justified in rebutting it via the same medium.
I completely agree.
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#284566 - 10/29/07 10:14 PM
Re: HOOKER 101: Something for the "pw" turned pros
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/16/05
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Yeah okay, I guess you're right. The girl has no right to say she shes good at what she does or complain about her job to anyone ever... even in an anonymous setting. What does she think she is? human? She should just shut up and pretend to be happy.
Everything she wrote is dripping with contempt for the men who pay her bills. That may be appropriate in your little niche, but not for a "GFE" escort. She bitches about men touching her where she's sore after seeing 5 clients already - whose fault is that? She bitches most of all about the clients who are actually trying to give her pleasure, albeit ineptly, but she won't give them any direction, she just lays back and gives marks out of 10.
She seems to think she's so fucking wonderful and these disgusting men should be eternally grateful to PAY for her time. Who is she trying to kid? Her situation is 100% self-inflicted. Free clue to any girl thinking about whoring: it's not always going to bring the best examples of manhood to your bedroom door.
Exactly the point I was trying to make but not as eloquently.
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#284567 - 10/29/07 11:02 PM
Re: HOOKER 101: Something for the "pw" turned pros
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 10/09/04
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I realize I am a hopeless whoremantic, but everything she says is pretty much true, relevant and proper. It is common sense really. However, I am totally unique in how I deal with whores and what I want and expect....I actually WANT to know what is going on inside the chick's mind, and I make that clear before I pay her. I also give back rubs....
And yet on the other hand....JUST PAY AND HER AND PAY HER WELL, and that's pretty much the end of the story. If she cant stand you and what you do, when you call her again she wont return your call/message. But if the price was right, and I am a staunch advocate of being generous with whores, she will come back.
So basically you're ok with being considered a creep, as long as your money continues to talk.
Whatever works for you, I guess.
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#284568 - 10/30/07 02:04 AM
Re: HOOKER 101: Something for the "pw" turned pros
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 10/09/04
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She updated it:Quote:
Reading comprehension not up to par? Having some trouble getting my point? Mistaking my humorous, dry sarcasm for angry bitterness?
Let me try to put things into a different perspective:
You’re starving. Craving your favorite dish from the fancy restaurant downtown… Top-rated by every food critic in the area… Most only have the luxury of dining there if it’s a very special occasion. You need to call ahead of time to make your reservation. You know that if you don’t, you’re going to have to wait, or maybe you won’t get to dine at all… because many others crave the same food from the same fancy restaurant downtown. Yea, it’s a bit on the pricey side, but you’re far from frugal, and boy is it worth it.
POP QUIZ
1. It’s an hour before your reservation time. You’ve been at work all day. What a long day. You haven’t had a shower since morning time, and you feel a bit sweaty….
Do you:
A.) Shower
B.) Try to hide the scent with cologne
C.) Play some rugby, drive there in your non air conditioned car, and hope that no one will notice
2. The restaurant’s décor is quite elegant. Many have said that it’s the most dazzling place they’ve ever eaten. You know that everyone will be dressed nicely, looking their best….
Do you:
A.) Shave, put on a nice outfit, and at least attempt to make yourself appear comely, and smell nice.
B.) Arrive unkempt, and un-clean. Not caring about how you present yourself in such a sublime atmosphere
3. You know that this restaurant is always very busy… And that they depend on your punctuality to keep things in order for the evening. They regret to inform you that they are so popular, that if you are more than 10-15 minutes late, they may possibly have to give your table away….
Do you:
A.) Make sure to be ready on time, and leave a bit early in case there’s traffic…and if for some reason, you end up running a few minutes late, you call to notify the hostess.
B.) You carelessly watch the end of the football game, and leave your house 15 minutes late, catch some traffic, and arrive at your destination about 35 minutes after your reservation… Then complain and throw a hissy fit when they regrettably inform you that they have given your table away… And try to demand a free dinner for tomorrow evening… Even though you were already told of what would happen if you were more than 10-15 minutes late.
4. You sit down at your table… Prime location. Intricately designed surroundings… Clean, classy atmosphere. Your server arrives at your table. She asks you what you would like to order.
Do you:
A.) Place your order, or ask if she has any suggestions.
B.) Tell her that you want to order 5 entrees, and tell her that she needs to bring them to you on a golden platter, while doing cart-wheels, and singing show-tunes. If she doesn’t, you’ll write terrible things about her and the restaurant on the local restaurant review board.
C. )Take her apron and pen, sit her down at the table, and ask what SHE would like to order.
5. Your entrée has arrived. It smells delightfully amorous, and the presentation is absolutely exquisite.
Do you:
A.) Take a bite, enjoy the taste… Chew… Swallow… Use your utensils properly, and consume your meal in a mannerly fashion.
B.) Stare at it, and wait for the food to magically fly up into your mouth on it’s own. When you realize it might not do that, you pick up your fork and take a single bite. Then ask your server for a new fork. You take another bite, ask for another fork. You continue this for the duration of the meal.
C.) Slam your face into the plate and gnaw on the contents, while viciously growling… Then stab the food repeatedly with your fork and fling it around before finally shoveling it, barbarically, down your throat.
6. You’re all done now. It was excellent. Your server was more attentive than expected, and brought you everything you needed without delay. An all around pleasurable evening.
Do you:
A.) Leave your server a tip.
B.) Ask your server to comp a few items off your check, and give you a discount… Because, Hey- You thought you were a pretty pleasurable customer.
C.) Figure she already made some money tonight, and leave no tip. Then ask her for her phone number.
Take a look at your answers. If you’ve answered anything other than choice “A†on any of the questions… It’s probably time that you re-think going to the fancy restaurant downtown. You should either learn some proper dining etiquette, and common courtesy… Or stop going there all together… Retire from the fancy restaurant downtown, and maybe try going to the pub in the projects.
Sincerely,
Fancy Restaurant Downtown
My reply in her forum:
Dear Miss Fancy Restaurant,
You seem to have a good idea of what should occur in a fancy restaurant, but you don't have a clue about running one. Please allow me to give you some advice:
The best restaurants don't just expect, they demand certain standards of their customers. They have dress codes, refuse entry to those not up to scratch and eject anyone who behaves inappropriately. In practise this very rarely happens, as the quality of their food attracts connoisseurs who appreciate fine dining. These customers follow the standards without complaint, and are willing to pay a premium, because they know they are at an exclusive establishment where they will be served high-quality food, not junk that's gone cold from sitting on the counter all day.
See a problem here? Can't afford to be fussy and turn away paying customers? Well, perhaps your food isn't so special after all. Maybe you're working the kitchen too hard and the quality has fallen off, or maybe it's the attitude of your staff. The way I see it, you have two options:
1.) Quit bitching and face the fact that you're actually running a downtown fast-food joint and attracting clientele accordingly.
2.) Leave the restaurant business and find something more suited to you.
After all, it's your establishment to run as you see fit, but if you run it into the ground you really have no-one to blame but yourself. Nobody wants to hear you whinge and blame the customers.
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"If I were a guy, not swallowing would be a deal breaker. So what if you cook and clean? I can get a maid for that." - Gia Jordan
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#284569 - 10/30/07 04:43 AM
Re: HOOKER 101: Something for the "pw" turned pros
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I realize I am a hopeless whoremantic, but everything she says is pretty much true, relevant and proper. It is common sense really. However, I am totally unique in how I deal with whores and what I want and expect....I actually WANT to know what is going on inside the chick's mind, and I make that clear before I pay her. I also give back rubs....
And yet on the other hand....JUST PAY AND HER AND PAY HER WELL, and that's pretty much the end of the story. If she cant stand you and what you do, when you call her again she wont return your call/message. But if the price was right, and I am a staunch advocate of being generous with whores, she will come back.
So basically you're ok with being considered a creep, as long as your money continues to talk.
Whatever works for you, I guess.
Oh Yeah that's exactly what I meant...Jesus Christ... 
I think its admirable you've never paid a whore, and that you derive pride from that fact. But I will assume for a moment that you have had normal relationships with chicks and/or are married. Ponder for a moment the economic cost you've incurred so far from them...add to it your time and the opportunity cost(s), the aggravation, and inconvenince that comes with such relationships. All in the name of a concept and feeling that is as fleeting and varied and many splendored as Baskin Robbins' 31 Flavors.
And before you say it, I have been in "normal relationships" at certain points in my life....I'll take several pounds of chocolate and a 3000 dollar a night flawed beauty a couple times a month instead. And as for being a creep? I know plenty of people in relationships or marriages where the woman cannot stand the guy, yet stays with it for the financial benefits or because they are stuck with a litter of kittens to consider. I dont have much contact with my "ex's" (all 4 of them) but I do get birthday, x-mas, Hannukah, Valentines, Groundhog Day and St Patrick's Day gifts from a wide variety of whores and strippers... 
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#284570 - 10/30/07 04:59 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
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Oh Yeah that's exactly what I meant...Jesus Christ...
I think its admirable you've never paid a whore, and that you derive pride from that fact. But I will assume for a moment that you have had normal relationships with chicks and/or are married. Ponder for a moment the economic cost you've incurred so far from them...add to it your time and the opportunity cost(s), the aggravation, and inconvenince that comes with such relationships. All in the name of a concept and feeling that is as fleeting and varied and many splendored as Baskin Robbins' 31 Flavors.
And before you say it, I have been in "normal relationships" at certain points in my life....I'll take several pounds of chocolate and a 3000 dollar a night flawed beauty a couple times a month instead. And as for being a creep? I know plenty of people in relationships or marriages where the woman cannot stand the guy, yet stays with it for the financial benefits or because they are stuck with a litter of kittens to consider. I dont have much contact with my "ex's" (all 4 of them) but I do get birthday, x-mas, Hannukah, Valentines, Groundhog Day and St Patrick's Day gifts from a wide variety of whores and strippers...
So, marriage is expensive. And lots of people have shitty marriages where the wife is just in it for the money. I don't see how you get from that to endorsing this whore's attitude like it's a good thing:
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everything she says is pretty much true, relevant and proper.
right back at ya.
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"If I were a guy, not swallowing would be a deal breaker. So what if you cook and clean? I can get a maid for that." - Gia Jordan
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#284572 - 10/30/07 10:57 AM
Re: HOOKER 101: Something for the "pw" turned pros
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Pardon my intrusion of anonymity, Ivor, but are you "Degenerate" on her forum? I saw the word "whinge" twice in the past 10 minutes, so I couldn't help but ask.
How appropriate! 
EDIT: Nevermind, I see Zen posted a reply & you fessed up here, lol.
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#284573 - 10/30/07 12:46 PM
Re: HOOKER 101: Something for the "pw" turned pros
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In my experience, EVERYONE, from CEO to Streetsweeper, gripes about their job. Some are probably more justified than others, but the point is, it's a normal thing. The archetype, of course, is Archie and the boys from the loading dock heading down to Kelsey's saloon to hoist a few brews at the end of the day. I know several bars frequented by restaurant workers in the wee morning hours when their shifts are over and they gripe like hell. Doesn't stop the overwhelming majority from bring you your food in a professional matter.
As I see it, this whore is just letting off steam, and as long as she doesn't take her frustrations out on the clients, who am I or anyone else to tell her to shut the fuck up?
And if she does take it out on the clients, well, she won't be whoring much longer, now, will she?
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#284575 - 10/30/07 01:10 PM
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Meh, don't fret so much, CL. You have to be right some of the time. 
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#284577 - 10/30/07 01:39 PM
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She is taking her frustrations out on the clients, not directly of course, but her message was quite explicitly intended for johns to read.
It's intended for the general audience, of course, but not at any specific client she may have in the hotel room that evening. Therefore, she is not taking it out on the john.
Going back to the restaurant metaphor: I've seen web pages and even hard-bound books hectoring the unenlightened and unwashed on the finer points of dining out. These are written, of course, by professional wait staff and addressed to the body public, not to the yahoo at table six.
As long as the server, be it waitress or whore, isn't taking it out on the customer in front of them, I don't see why she shouldn't be able to spout off on her down time.
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#284578 - 10/30/07 01:41 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
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And who is anyone to tell anyone to shut the fuck up?
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1.) Quit bitching and face the fact that you're actually running a downtown fast-food joint and attracting clientele accordingly.
You gave her two choices, don't complain (even in an anonymous setting) about the downsides of your job. Accept them or find another one. If every whore took this advice there wouldn't be any. In fact, if everyone took your advice, we'd all be looking for new jobs.
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#284580 - 10/30/07 02:25 PM
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Granted, if she's sore after four she should say no more. But if she's not directing this so-called contempt directly at the customers, I fail to see what everybody's up in arms about. To me, it's just another worker griping about their job in the anonymity of the internet.
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#284581 - 10/30/07 02:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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So the take home lesson from all this bullshit is book your hookers early, boys.
Next.
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#284582 - 10/30/07 03:03 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 329
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So the take home lesson from all this bullshit is book your hookers early, boys.
Next.
LOL, and wash your balls!
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#284587 - 10/30/07 10:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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What I meant was book her for a nooner or such like. In other words, fuck her early in the day before she'd fucked four or five other guys.
To continue the analogy, whores are like fine restaurants - closed on mondays. So, the best time to fuck a whore would be early on a tuesday.
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#284589 - 10/30/07 11:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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Show me a fine restaurant that closes 4-5 days in a row per month. Now, where's pinupmutant to weigh-in on all this?
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#284590 - 10/31/07 01:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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So the take home lesson from all this bullshit is book your hookers early, boys.
Next.
Or book her exclusive for the night 2-3 days in advance. oops, guess y'all better save up...
Do you mean pay her extra money in advance so she doesn't see any other clients before you on the day of your "date"? Is she locked in a closet or cage or something or do you just have to trust her at her word? Sounds dubious.
No No No!
First, this is what I meant....assuming you are not pacing your house with a perpetual hardon having watched 4 hours of porn and havent fucked or jacked off in 2 weeks (so a spur-of-the-moment call to a whore is not needed), you look at your schedule and decide that 3 days from now you would like to spend an entire evening (which in escort time units translates to roughly 4, to as many as 8 hours on the clock, with a sleepover and Breakfast optional) with a lovely 5'5", 34-22-32 30-something brunette named Jessica. So you call her and discuss it...you agree on the time she is to be there (early enough to preclude or minimize the chance she will sneak in a quick stop before seeing you...alternatively if she is a Daywalker, book her for Brunch for 4 hours.) And then settle on the price, coming up with a number that takes into consideration what her hourly rate normally is, round it a little downwards to factor in the efficeincy of a 1 person call and just to command her respect, but then make up for it with a gift card to some nice shop or jeweler. Escorts/whores like this because it simplifies their day and removes a lot of stress. PLUS (and here is the clincher): By spending the whole day with you, she will be totally free to get completely blitzed on her substance of choice because she wont have to worry about driving, or even calling a driver and giving him directions, to her next call. This leads to her enjoying the time with YOU more because she can double her booze/percocet/coke/xanax/smack intake, which will probably lead to her staying longer with you without wanting extra bucks. But I still make sure I have a supply of Ghiradelli on hand along with a few Vicodin to supplementaly tip her in such situations.
Bear in mind though, I usually only deal with escorts I know personally and who know me. I NEVER pay in advance becaause I dont have to, besides that is just stupid. What I will do, if I am in fact meeting a chick for the first time, is spring the 300-400 bucks for a casual "Meet" for coffee or to smoke a joint...if we hit it off, then great. If not, it simply was a raunchy, slightly edgier version of "IT'S JUST LUNCH!"
There are no guarantees with whores/escorts, but there are good ones out there. The only recommendations I take for meeting new escorts is from other escorts I know and trust...and I NEVER give info or recommend a escort to another guy, even if the girl asks. I have no clue who the other guy is or might be. If he is Hannibal Lechter, I am on the hook for complicity to murder/serving food without a license. Fuck that.
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#284591 - 10/31/07 01:56 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/18/07
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Quite a recipe; it seems to be founded on expensive research.
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#284592 - 10/31/07 04:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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She is taking her frustrations out on the clients, not directly of course, but her message was quite explicitly intended for johns to read.
And who is anyone to tell anyone to shut the fuck up? You could say that about anything anyone says here. It's the internet, you get back what you give out.
Ivor again makes a grand point about the anonymity of the internet. She is aiming her scorn at the men who not only pay her salary, but those whom she pretty much demands a "gift" from afterwards, as though she deserves it. Aforementioned, she's just doing it anonymously, like so many of us here on XPT.
Jim, wrong man. Maybe it isn't intended for a specific client, but it IS intended for a specific collective of clients. Her musings are very broad, which makes it appear that she's expecting hooking to be a fucking dreamland & Pretty Woman. I, too, bitch about my line of work on at least a weekly basis, but so does the contingent of my peers in this industry. Regardless, I still love my job.
As far as I'm concerned, her kind could wind up in a piss-filled alley somewhere, and I couldn't give a rat's ass.
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As long as the server, be it waitress or whore, isn't taking it out on the customer in front of them, I don't see why she shouldn't be able to spout off on her down time.
Because her form of anonymous spouting would ostracize her from the only industry she's capable of finding work. Most anyone else, if it weren't so craftily written behind a mask on the internet, would be fired for their obvious hatred if the customer discovered their true feelings.
Her attitude appears to be "Hey, I'm good at what I do, but I hate what I do!" [That sounds like a job for Shelley Lubben] To which we are essentially saying, "Dear Whore, find another line of work OR quit'cher bitchin'."
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#284593 - 10/31/07 05:00 AM
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I'm sure she'd appreciate the money, but judging by what she's said this chick would still be pissed off you didn't finish in 15 minutes, and think she was doing you a favor if you came more than once.
Indeed, and for such a heavy fee, where is one allowed to dump their load? Something tells me the GFE should permit it to be in her mouth for safe-keeping?
BUT, this whore tells me that it should be firmly deposited into a condom as though we were two 17-year old's trying to prevent pregnancy?
What's so GFE about that anyway? I could find a wife that would be cheaper in the long run.
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#284594 - 10/31/07 06:13 AM
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Jack, Ivor's "grand" points don't amount to a hill of beans. First he defends the murderous, whore-beating sociopath Inkyo Volt, then he denounces a whore's right to gripe about her work as if she were some feudal serf. Hell, the guy's got the Duke of Wellington as his avatar, one of the most reactionary figures in Western Civilization. I'll bet he yearns to return to the days of Dickensian sweatshops.
Tell me, Jack: When you do your weekly bitching about your job, do you direct it towards your boss? You know, the guy who pays you? Of course not. But wouldn't it be great if there were a way you and your co-workers could let the man know what's on your mind, without fear of reprisals?
'Nuff said.
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#284595 - 10/31/07 10:49 AM
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Ivor's one of the few posters I make a point to read.
What's wrong with sweatshops?
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#284596 - 10/31/07 11:48 AM
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Nothing... if you happen to own one.
I also make it a point to read Ivor's posts. I'll likely disagree with it, but I know it will be well-written. Almost like a British George Will, Porn Board version.
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#284597 - 10/31/07 03:19 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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When i go to twist out some slore all i'm bringin for her is hard dick and bubblegum, and i'm all out of gum.
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#284599 - 10/31/07 10:30 PM
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Tell me, Jack: When you do your weekly bitching about your job, do you direct it towards your boss? You know, the guy who pays you? Of course not. But wouldn't it be great if there were a way you and your co-workers could let the man know what's on your mind, without fear of reprisals?
'Nuff said.
Seriously?
You don't know me well enough to make such assumptions about me.
As a matter of fact, my boss has been told time after time, because my qualifications ALONE for what I do are greater than the remainder of my crew on some days. I've grown tired of the idiots I work with, and I've already begun the process of hiring elsewhere. Physical pending, I'm outta here.
My boss can't fire me, and won't fire me, because:
A) out of 13 men working, I'm one of 4 who knows what the hell they're doing in almost any situation (switch order) given.
B) he can't find better qualified help for the starting wage he's willing to pay.
C) I'm on time MOST days, I haven't called off sick, and I rarely miss a day.
So guess who tells who what? The real answer is that he can't afford to let me go until he replaces 50% of our current workforce with suitable workers who take the time to understand their job & better thamselves - rather than just be an ignorant flunky.
Got anymore assinine judgments you'd like to make?
PS - My boss doesn't pay me, our contract / customer does, indirectly. My boss just oversees that we get the work done, that's essentially it. He has 13 years on the job (to my 8), and still doesn't quit "get it".
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#284600 - 11/01/07 09:08 AM
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Hell, the guy's got the Duke of Wellington as his avatar, one of the most reactionary figures in Western Civilization.
Ha, knowing that my avatar irritates you just made my day. You probably should learn a little more about the Iron Duke before you slander him, though.
Irritates? Hardly, Your Lordship. Actually I find it quite fitting, in a way. "The Iron Duke," indeed. He earned that epithet for buying Iron shutters because enraged workingmen kept breaking his windows at Apsley House (10 Downing Street not being good enough for His Grace) over his pigheaded opposition to the Reform Act. All the love from Waterloo was gone by then, and the true measure of the man shone through.
I'm surprised you havent stood for Parliament yourself. Aren't there any Rotten Boroughs left in Britain?
Jack, old buddy, you know I like you a great deal, but if you think my assumptions about your job are sre "assinine," how much more so are your assumptions about this whore's.
Think about it.
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