I was at the Heaven & Hell Halloween Bash at Boulevard3 in Hollywood last night which was awash in porn people; which would seem appropriate as it was an adult industry produced red carpet event.

Throughout the night the following occurred:

I met XPTer Monstar, a nice and charming gentleman.

I met the delightful whores: Ava Rose, Mia Rose and Jenny Hendrix; each looking sexy in outfits that I can't seem to recall. I think Ava was dressed as a witch. Mia was wearing high heels so extreme, she was like a ballerina walking around en pointe. Each whore was warm and friendly. If these girls are a representation of porn's future, then that future looks bright.

I also met XPTer pornlaw. Because our meeting was brief, I was unable to inquire if Brian Surewood would be getting a prison production of The Pirates of Penzance on its feet. Nor was I able to suggest that esteemed attorney and fellow The Mystic Knights of the Sea Lodge member, Algonquin J. Calhoun, be hired for the Surewood legal team.

For you IR enthusiasts, there was some off-the-clock IR canoodling. It appears some whores actually do this in real life, not just for a bump in scene pay.

Early in the night I ran into XPT fav: Baby Gia Jordan. I recognized her from some pictures recently posted here on XPT and introduced myself. She was looking sexy in a black 'Captain Save-A-Ho' uniform. Gia was contracted to take pictures of whores in Halloween costumes. Because this event was open to the public at large, it was difficult -- even for a seasoned pro like Gia -- to separate professional whores from civilian Halloween faux-whores. This is similar to the problem our troops face in Iraq everyday: determining the insurgent from the indigenous, except that if Gia guesses wrong, the faux-whore doesn't explode and kill her.

Powered only by a single banana eaten earlier in the day and a continuous stream of Ketel One vodka rocks [Editor's note: actually number of vodka drinks consumed throughout the night was four], Gia, armed with her big ass camera, went hunting for whores. If she was uncertain about a whore's status: real or faux, she would sometimes ask benignly: Are you in porn or sometimes ask more aggressively: Are you a whore?

Later in the evening, I, The Kingfish was drafted by Gia to be an assistant. In the VIP section on the club's mezzanine level, Gia was told that picture taking was not allowed after 1 am. Baby G, one to play by her own rules, defies such silly restrictions to ensure that as many whores as humanly possible were captured on Flash memory for worldwide consumption. I abetted Gia's felonious shutterbuggery by acting as lookout and warning about any approaching security personnel. Realizing that all work and no play makes Gia a boring girl, she was shaking her ass to the music in between shots.

The reason I met everybody above was due to Gia's gracious introductions to those people. Otherwise, I would have no fucking clue what they looked like in person. Thanks Gia.

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Mia was wearing high heels so extreme, she was like a ballerina walking around en pointe.

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Pictures REQUIRED!!

So what? You went to a porn party and met Gia Jordan?

Whoopdie Fucking Doo!

Exactly.




He went to a porn party and met Gia FUCKING Jordan!!!
Ava & Mia MOTHERFUCKING Rose!!!
Mon*, the LEGEND, and soon-to-be papa!!
And, PornLaw!!! Don't forget PornLaw!




And, overly tattooed losers like that Ryan Knox guy were as scarce as his employment opportunities!!



FUCKING GREAT!!!!





I bet Mia looked GREAT!!

I'm sorry, I just didn't see a point to the story.

Fatman, can you guess wich of these sisters I've Fucked?

Is it Ava? Mia? Or Both?

I don't watch those 10 to 1 kind of films, so I really wouldn't know. I just checked IAFD and they don't have any matches, but they don't have the .com site scenes - just DVD movies.

But, I do know that porn subjects these poor lasses to ALL KINDS of indignities.

I don't believe either of those girls have done 10 to 1 scenes but then again I don't watch nearly as much porn as you folks do

So I guess that's a 'NO' huh?

Well if you've ever Jerked off to either one of those girls, I'm sure they've brought you a lot of joy.

They most surely have!!






That's the purpose of a porn girl, no???

In your case, yes

Kyle Stone pop and Ryana no....retire broccoli, retire

Ryan: He's PUERTO RICAN NOT MEXICAN!

Other than a similarity in language, they have NOTHING in common.

Answer... You haven't fucked either of us, to our knowledge... So.... I really honestly do not intend to sound at all diva, or cunt-ish... But, could you please go hijack a different thread?

Also... King, pleasure meeting you. Had a blast last night. First time me and Ava have gone out together in a long time...

I will be going with her " more like I begged like porn-actor-for-hire to be able to tag along" to the party she is hosting with Marylin Manson tonight!!! Fuck... I'm a star struck porn whore when it comes to this man.... weirdo wearing make up or not... he pwns! :: calming down ::

carry on

Enjoy the party you hot little vixen!!!

Ryan: Why do you hate so many porn girls?

Do you hate just the girls you didn't work with or do you hate girls like PopWhore, too??

I don't hate anyone, I post and talk shit about all people, its done out of love

Just a guess, but this thread is headed toward :: fail :: ...fast.

Back on subject.... : cough Gia Jordan has photos cough :

So, Mia ...

How hot were you???

dont want to flame onf mia

but why all porn girl put the "motherfucker" on their middle names?

some good costumes - chewbacca was my favorite

Gia ... I need to see pics ...

Pics are coming, people. Try back tmrw. I'm booked everyday until after Halloween, so hold tight.

So is Taryn Thomas.

XPT's own Mia Rose


Damn!

Looking good Mia, but why no costume?

AVN has put up the gallery of my pictures from the event!


Evie Delatosso

See the gallery here!

you may have a point. but for some reason i can't bring myslef to type 'dude'.

should drop it all together. fuckin' so-cal.

Bonus points to those who find the pic of me in my Captain Save-A-Ho uniform.

hey me n' delilah...