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#279835 - 10/09/07 04:19 PM Going Going Gone...NEED CASH FAST....Donny Long
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Now in a FIRE SALE.....Donny is unloading a 1971 240z turbo nitrous clean no rust sell or trade.

http://www.lemonfree.com/580360.html

Please make him an offer or he may just end up on the street!!! I guess the production company gig didnt work out the way he thought it would!

http://www.donnylongproductions.com

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#279836 - 10/09/07 04:27 PM Re: Going Going Gone...NEED CASH FAST....Donny Lon
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Now in a FIRE SALE.....Donny is unloading a 1971 240z turbo nitrous clean no rust sell or trade.

http://www.lemonfree.com/580360.html



Please make him an offer or he may just end up on the street!!! I guess the production company gig didnt work out the way he thought it would!

http://www.donnylongproductions.com





http://www.donnylongproductions.com/prices.html

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#279837 - 10/09/07 04:36 PM Re: Going Going Gone...NEED CASH FAST....Donny Lon
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Registered: 09/12/07
Posts: 60


I suppose the ones in the middle are just that, ones.

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#279838 - 10/09/07 04:44 PM Re: Going Going Gone...NEED CASH FAST....Donny Lon
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No, they were real. But as the title of this thread suggests, they were going.... going... GONE.

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#279839 - 10/09/07 05:56 PM Re: Going Going Gone...NEED CASH FAST....Donny Lon
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
How does one get a hotmil.com email address?
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#279840 - 10/09/07 06:19 PM Re: Going Going Gone...NEED CASH FAST....Donny Lon
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That ad was posted 251 days ago, almost a year.

Dumb fuck can't even sell a car. Fucking stuporpimp.

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#279841 - 10/09/07 06:42 PM Re: Going Going Gone...NEED CASH FAST....Donny Lon
Bill Hicks Offline
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
Quote:

That ad was posted 251 days ago, almost a year.

Dumb fuck can't even sell a car. Fucking stuporpimp.




He can't sell it because a hackjob modded 240Z isn't worth a goddamned cent. If it was an LS1 transplant or an RB or SR swap, it might be worth something. For the most part, though, a poorly modded Z car is worth jack shit. That thing just looks like a basket case and probably isn't worth the effort to tow it to the junk yard.

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#279842 - 10/09/07 06:52 PM Re: Going Going Gone...NEED CASH FAST....Donny Lon
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I dunno, Bill. There's a sucker born every minute. Hell, that's how Ceara makes her living selling panties and bags of shit. I think it speaks more to Donnie Numbnutz' shitty salesmanship (which seems to translate into his adult ventures) than it does to this relic being a piece of shit car.

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#279843 - 10/09/07 07:02 PM Re: Going Going Gone...NEED CASH FAST....Donny Lon
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
Yeah, but Ceara's catering to a specific market and doing well at it.

Z enthusiasts would pitch a fit over what he's done to that car, and not just because of Donny's backwoods retard sales pitch.

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#279844 - 10/09/07 07:06 PM Re: Going Going Gone...NEED CASH FAST....Donny Lon
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Well, I'm sure Donnie's backwoods retard automotive skills haven't helped. About as strong as his backwoods retard pimpin' skills.

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#279845 - 10/09/07 10:46 PM Re: Going Going Gone...NEED CASH FAST....Donny Lon
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Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
Nothing gets the ladies purring like vintage 1971 primer gray.

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#279846 - 10/09/07 11:10 PM Re: Going Going Gone...NEED CASH FAST....Donny Lon
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
If he can't sell his car, does it mean he'll be forced to sell his prized gerbils on Ebay???
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#279847 - 10/09/07 11:30 PM Re: Going Going Gone...NEED CASH FAST....Donny Lon
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Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
Quote:



I suppose the ones in the middle are just that, ones.




Actually, he lost all his money seconds after this photo was taken when it was sucked out the window when his elbow slipped.

Never flash cash in a car. Just leads to trouble.
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#279848 - 10/10/07 08:58 AM Re: Going Going Gone...NEED CASH FAST....Donny Lon
christianxxx Offline
Pervert

Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
i love the 6 dollar shirt you buy in rite aid to go with the hundreds he's flashing. i actually know he is "directing" for some internet companies i heard and using top talent. he must talk a REALLY REALLY good game over the phone. lol
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#279849 - 10/10/07 09:21 AM Donny Jondra = Dumbest Pornodude Ever
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9180
Donny Long is simply the dumbest motherfucker in porn...and that says a lot. I don't mean "dumb" likes he's a poor decisionmaker or lacks basic social skills (which he does), he just can't compose basic sentences. Here's how Donny Jondra wants to chasten you...

Quote:

IF YOUR WANTING TO STEEL [sic] FROM THIS CAR, BEWARE OF THE OWNER NOT THE DOG!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE NO DREAMERS ONLY PEOPLE WITH REAL MONEY!!!




Hey Donny, trust me, I'll never "steel" from you. I know you'd really want to "beet" me up if I did. What a laughable, useless idiot. (leans back )

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#279850 - 10/10/07 12:52 PM Re: Donny Jondra = Dumbest Pornodude Ever
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Donny Long makes me laugh. He's all right. I don't mean as someone in the industry, just as something to laugh at.
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#279851 - 10/15/07 10:05 PM Re: Donny Jondra = Dumbest Pornodude Ever
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Registered: 12/01/06
Posts: 156
The only dumb people here are all you fuck heads that have no life and have nothing better to do than hate on me "someone who does better than all of you put together" Just came on to tell you all how dumb you are for posting this because I sold this car a week after I sold it which was a year ago, and only because I was moving and had no time to finish it. Also yes me and my company are directing for top companies and I am opening my own studios and offices so keep talking shit losers!
Thanks, Donny Long
ps. here is something for all of you!!!
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#279852 - 10/15/07 10:05 PM Re: Donny Jondra = Dumbest Pornodude Ever
donny long Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/01/06
Posts: 156
The only dumb people here are all you fuck heads that have no life and have nothing better to do than hate on me "someone who does better than all of you put together" Just came on to tell you all how dumb you are for posting this because I sold this car a week after I sold it which was a year ago, and only because I was moving and had no time to finish it. Also yes me and my company are directing for top companies so keep talking shit losers!
Thanks, Donny Long
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Need hd exclusive content from a studio in chatsworth??? Hit me up icq# 490239002 http://www.donnylongproductions.com and fuck the jealous haters! READ MY BLOG http://www.donnylong.com

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#279853 - 10/15/07 11:14 PM Re: Donny Jondra = Dumbest Pornodude Ever
*L*G* Offline
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

The only dumb people here are all you fuck heads that have no life and have nothing better to do than hate on me "someone who does better than all of you put together" Just came on to tell you all how dumb you are for posting this because I sold this car a week after I sold it which was a year ago, and only because I was moving and had no time to finish it. Also yes me and my company are directing for top companies so keep talking shit losers!
Thanks, Donny Long





hello donny how are you???

did you knew the late Inkyo Volt Hwang a.k.a. Chico Wanker Wang??

If not, i invite you to make a research about his life and death then you can emulate his death(please), but not in a motel, better in your donnylongmobile, is going to be more fun for us


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#279854 - 10/15/07 11:22 PM Re: Donny Jondra = Dumbest Pornodude Ever
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
wow. el g's english is easier to understand than donny's.
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#279855 - 10/15/07 11:24 PM Re: Donny Jondra = Dumbest Pornodude Ever
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town

Just a chump without a checking account!
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#279856 - 10/15/07 11:43 PM Re: Donny Jondra = Dumbest Pornodude Ever
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

Just came on to tell you all how dumb you are for posting this because I sold this car a week after I sold it which was a year ago, and only because I was moving and had no time to finish it.





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#279857 - 10/16/07 01:40 AM Re: Donny Jondra = Dumbest Pornodude Ever
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Quote:

I sold this car a week after I sold it...




Speaking of Rocket Scientists...


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#279858 - 10/16/07 05:31 AM Re: Donny Jondra = Dumbest Pornodude Ever
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

The only dumb people here are all you fuck heads that have no life and have nothing better to do than hate on me "someone who does better than all of you put together" Also yes me and my company are directing for top companies and I am opening my own studios and offices so keep talking shit losers!
Thanks, Donny Long
ps. here is something for all of you!!!





Mr. Long:

I'm not in the business and have no idea who you are actually - probably because you aren't a blonde teen girl - possibly because you can't construct a proper sentence.

If you are going to insult a person's intelligence it is usually best to make a cogent, cohesive argument using clear, proper English and correct grammar.

Your posting leaves me with no alternative but to classify you as a functional illiterate.

Let me try to help!




Quote:

Just came on to tell you all how dumb you are for posting this because I sold this car a week after I sold it which was a year ago, and only because I was moving and had no time to finish it.




Slighty Corrected:

"Just came to tell ALL OF YOU how dumb you are for posting this. I sold this car A YEAR AGO, a week after I POSTED it, and only because I was moving WHICH LEFT ME no time to RE-finish it."



While the car ad is more than 100 days short of a year, which might be used to undermine your credibility, my only problem with this explaination is your willingness to take a trade.

Kisses!





Ever At Your Service,

The FatMan

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#279859 - 10/16/07 08:02 AM Re: Going Going Gone...NEED CASH FAST....Donny Lon
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Someone should use the cel number from the car ad and that ridiculous photograph and write a creative ad for the mfm ads on craigslist.

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#279860 - 10/16/07 08:22 AM Re: Going Going Gone...NEED CASH FAST....Donny Lon
christianxxx Offline
Pervert

Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
i think the key word in his little diatribe was directing NOT performing for big companies.
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#279861 - 10/16/07 01:16 PM Re: Donny Jondra = Dumbest Pornodude Ever
Anonymous
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Quote:

The only dumb people here are all you fuck heads that have no life and have nothing better to do than hate on me "someone who does better than all of you put together" Just came on to tell you all how dumb you are for posting this because I sold this car a week after I sold it which was a year ago, and only because I was moving and had no time to finish it. Also yes me and my company are directing for top companies and I am opening my own studios and offices so keep talking shit losers!
Thanks, Donny Long
ps. here is something for all of you!!!




What ya needed to do was to delete the ad for the car that you say you sold....so that website doesn’t waste bandwidth for something that isn’t available anymore. Also this shit about you moving from Florida cause there was a hurricane....If that was the case why didn’t all the other pornsers follow your lead....I guess it was because BangBros got tired of your shit and your former "agent" Eli couldn’t find your dumb ass any more work.

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