Having the damndest time sleeping. Hasn't happened to me in a long time. Rolled one up and my brain started racing.
I've got knack for long-term conversation retention.I started thinking about some of the things women have said to me over the years that made me absolutely glad to be a man at the very moment of utterance:
"If you buy me a beer I'll blow you later on"
"I've been drinking since 1pm and my roommates left me here alone. Can I hang out with you and catch a ride?"
"I'm going away for the weekend. There's a case of beer and a steak in the fridge. Have fun."
"You're a good guy. Me and Debbie are gonna give you a blowjob."
"You don't have to wait for your birthday. We can try anal this weekend."
"I borrowed a camcorder for the weekend."
"Don't worry about it. I've got an IUD."
"The doctor said don't worry. It's just an ingrown pubic hair."
"Sorry about your bed. You found my g spot."
"My period came this morning."
Insomnia's great. Spatial disorientation coupled with mild hallucinations and some fresh outdoor sativa. I'm headed to the coffee shop to watch the lot lizards scurry as the sun comes up then enjoy the dreamlike state tomorrow will bring.
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