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#274807 - 09/14/07 12:42 AM Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
I like Taryn. I don't care what her weight is I think she's hot and she does anal. Her eventual return to porn is strokeworthy however the news of her impending breast augmentation (butchering) is upsetting. She has a blog that she uses partially to document her weight loss as she tries to get back into porn shape, minus the aid of meth presumably. Anyway, comments are open and pictures are plentiful, enjoy.

Old taryn.

























fuck you haters



new taryn







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#274808 - 09/14/07 12:44 AM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
cheezypussy Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/25/07
Posts: 51
shes fat. we should either commend her for not being on meth or kick her in her fat pussy for being fat on meth.

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#274809 - 09/14/07 02:26 AM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Nothing against her in the slightest but I really don't see much of a difference?

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#274810 - 09/14/07 05:47 AM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
Pornado Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 09/12/07
Posts: 60
She has become very meaty, like Katja Kassin, still hittable, just not in a $1600/hr way.

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#274811 - 09/14/07 09:05 AM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
What's with the man ass?
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#274812 - 09/14/07 09:11 AM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

What's with the man ass?




I was thinking the same thing...from behind, she totally looks like a dude.

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#274813 - 09/14/07 09:20 AM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
Anonymous
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Quote:

What's with the man ass?




What do you expect. She's Sicilian.

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#274814 - 09/14/07 09:23 AM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
ChuckSpears Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
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I thought this was a Longshot appreciation thread.

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#274815 - 09/14/07 11:37 AM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9180
If Chub Chub can actually get down to a reasonable porno weight without the benefit of meth or crack, it would be a fucking "body miracle."

::slaps knee:: Get it? Body Miracle...she's a hooker...har har.

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#274816 - 09/14/07 11:50 AM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
KJR Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 06/19/06
Posts: 5
She enjoyed a relatively brief moment of extreme heat, but it will be very difficult for her not to lose it completely. She is not the type that will be able to transition from a certain peak into an older, equally appealing stiffener. A boob job at this stage would only signal her desperation. Time for her to move on and not try to recapture that which has now become inaccessible. But I wish her well.


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#274817 - 09/14/07 12:01 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9180
Quote:

Time for her to move on and not try to recapture that which has now become inaccessible.



With that body, they wouldn't take her back at the Hooters on Mill Avenue. Better looking women there already who didn't wash into prostitution.

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#274818 - 09/14/07 01:36 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
Postmortem Offline
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Registered: 07/17/07
Posts: 297
Quote:

Quote:

Time for her to move on and not try to recapture that which has now become inaccessible.



With that body, they wouldn't take her back at the Hooters on Mill Avenue. Better looking women there already who didn't wash into prostitution.




Most Hooters girls look better than porn whores.

This fat fuck never even had a prime. She was always fuckin stupid ugly trash -- even for a sex laborer.
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#274819 - 09/14/07 02:38 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
Random Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
Yikes. She hit the wall like a fucking Nascar.

You kinda have to marvel at how weak her will must be if she still hasn't been able to get the weight off. I mean, it's not like she's morbidly obese, or Fatman with a vagina, if you will. We're not talking moving mountains here.

6-8 weeks with a good nutritionist and personal trainer and she'd be slimmer and tighter than she's ever been. She obviously has enough scratch from hooking to get a boob job, right? So why would she not spend a few bucks on a trainer? Dumb whore.
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#274820 - 09/14/07 02:40 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
warp_speed Offline
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Registered: 07/31/07
Posts: 817
Quote:

Yikes. She hit the wall like a fucking Nascar.

You kinda have to marvel at how weak her will must be if she still hasn't been able to get the weight off. I mean, it's not like she's morbidly obese, or Fatman with a vagina, if you will. We're not talking moving mountains here.

6-8 weeks with a good nutritionist and personal trainer and she'd be slimmer and tighter than she's ever been. She obviously has enough scratch from hooking to get a boob job, right? So why would she not spend a few bucks on a trainer? Dumb whore.




If she had character, intelligence or even common sense, would she be doing porn? Losing weight is easy if you're not fucking stupid and has made up your mind.
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#274821 - 09/14/07 03:00 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
Dean Wormer Offline
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Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
If she would concentrate on this she wouldn't be having any weight issues.



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#274822 - 09/16/07 02:58 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
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Though I do not see what King sees in Taryn, I stand by his right to like her.
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#274823 - 09/16/07 04:09 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
k1ng Offline
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#274824 - 09/16/07 10:51 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
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Quote:






Taryn looked MUCH better aa a civilian than she does/did as a whore!
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#274825 - 09/17/07 01:32 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Quote:

Taryn looked MUCH better aa a civilian than she does/did as a whore!




And isn't that just the problem? Porn has gotten to the point where the average chick in a bar or mall is hotter than a porn chick.

Didn't used to be that way. I blame random drug abuse, bad management, whoring, nightly awards ceremonies where everyone's a winner and they're all porn stars.

What this industry needs is a good plague to wipe out the lesser whores. Or a grading system. Maybe we can get Dept. of Agriculture to grade whores according to weight and quality of meat?
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#274826 - 09/17/07 01:41 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
Willie D Offline

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#274827 - 09/17/07 01:55 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
I like to think that the civilian girls have just gotten more sexual/whorish and hotter not that the porn girls have gotten worse.
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#274828 - 09/17/07 05:47 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Actually it has lowered my unrealistic high standard on "civilian" chicks. Now when I look at the average chick I realize that I would likely enjoy watching them in a porno, so they must be more attractive than I gave them credit for ...

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#274829 - 10/01/07 01:24 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
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Registered: 09/21/07
Posts: 69
cool

Quote:





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#274830 - 11/04/07 09:06 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
some new ones 10/27 her cans are magnificent





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#274831 - 11/04/07 09:24 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I'm 43 and I don't have anywhere near wrinkles like that.




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#274832 - 11/04/07 09:40 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

I'm 43 and I don't have anywhere near wrinkles like that.




liar. chain smoking cigs and toxic psk nights with wankus haven't treated you very well.

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#274833 - 11/04/07 09:43 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
owned!
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#274834 - 11/09/07 10:39 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland


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#274835 - 11/09/07 10:52 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
You're 43 - if she climbs into your bed looking like that are you going to even notice wrinkles? I don't think so
Taryn's hot, but her genes are not her friend. She's going to have to spend time every day in a gym or pay the price...

Quote:

I'm 43 and I don't have anywhere near wrinkles like that.





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#274836 - 11/09/07 10:54 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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#274837 - 11/10/07 05:35 AM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
*****WARNING SPOILER BELOW******





































Post not yet rated by The Motion Picture Association of America.
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#274838 - 11/10/07 05:51 AM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:







Zen - what the fuck is my maid doing in LA, and what are you doing with her?
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#274839 - 11/10/07 06:22 AM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
christianxxx Offline
Pervert

Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
and what did you do with her neck? someone stole it!
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#274840 - 11/11/07 03:09 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=4994259&blogID=327642724



I am coming to PHILLY & NYC!!!

Hey All You Dirty Boys,

I will be in Philly from December 17th to 19th then on to NYC from the 19th to 23rd.

Contact www.bodymiracle.com

XoXoX, Taryn

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#274841 - 11/11/07 06:47 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
The best part after all our efforts is that while Chub Chub hasn't actually admitted to hooking, she now just defends herself with the "what I do off-screen is none of your business" line of shit.

Isn't that kind of like pleading the 5th? Caught in your own lie, fatty?
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#274842 - 11/11/07 07:01 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
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#274843 - 11/11/07 07:16 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers, but I would if she were 43.

Quote:

You're 43 - if she climbs into your bed looking like that are you going to even notice wrinkles? I don't think so
Taryn's hot, but her genes are not her friend. She's going to have to spend time every day in a gym or pay the price...

Quote:

I'm 43 and I don't have anywhere near wrinkles like that.








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#274844 - 11/11/07 07:48 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
pinupmutant Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
Quote:









Um, no. They're called sacral dimples. Some women have them. Some women don't.

Jesus, do I need to post a basic female anatomy tutorial for XPT users, sacrums and labia included?

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#274845 - 11/11/07 08:10 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

I am coming to PHILLY




uh oh

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#274846 - 11/11/07 08:15 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
MR WHIP Offline
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Registered: 08/29/07
Posts: 178
Loc: Woodland Hills
I fucked Taryn Thomas, i pay her with a big mac.
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#274847 - 11/11/07 11:13 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Quote:

I am coming to PHILLY




uh oh






Hire her & tell ys all about it here on XPT, King!
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#274848 - 11/12/07 02:15 AM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
cheezypussy Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/25/07
Posts: 51
um i just looked up sacral dimple, and they dont look like that. theyre holes above a babys asshole dumbshit.

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#274849 - 11/12/07 08:48 AM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
gonzo420 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/02/05
Posts: 458
Loc: the ATL
Taryn has always been one of my favorites..She's such a dirty little Whore!! I love it.





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#274850 - 11/12/07 02:42 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
She is NOT worth $1600 for an hour.
NONE of those girls is worth the asking price.

Sorry.

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#274851 - 11/16/07 10:33 AM new Taryn pictures
weeeee Offline
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Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
Ive got nothing against this whore one way or another, but she recently posted these pictures on myspace and I'm curious about what the group thinks:



Why isnt she naked doing her best airplane impression like all her other weight loss pics? Why is she hiding her face? Isnt her hair longer than that? Is it just me, or do her boobs look smaller? is this really her?


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#274852 - 11/16/07 10:35 AM Re: new Taryn pictures
weeeee Offline
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Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
another:



Taryn if this is really you, congrats. You look great.


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#274853 - 11/16/07 12:43 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
D.W. Offline
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Registered: 05/29/07
Posts: 136
Why is she hiding her face? Is she afraid the picture will be spread around the internet and embarrass her?

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#274854 - 11/16/07 05:18 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
Nugent Offline
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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
Taryn has done multiple dicks in every orifice, and yet she's shy with some clothes left on? I don't think so. I smell a rat.
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#274855 - 11/17/07 08:27 AM Re: new Taryn pictures
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The reason she's not naked is because these are from MySpace, where that sort of thing is frowned upon.

As for the rest ("Why is she hiding her face? Isnt her hair longer than that? Is it just me, or do her boobs look smaller? is this really her? ") I think Ms. Lynch is onto something here. An apologist might argue that hair can be cut and boobs might shrink with weight loss, but there's no getting around the face (or lack thereof.) Are we witnessing the birth of a bait-and-switch campaign for her escorting job? One way to find out is to see if similar pics appear on other sites. I do agree, though, that something smells fishy.

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#274856 - 11/17/07 12:30 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
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Oh good. Elmore Leonard's on the case.
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#274857 - 11/17/07 12:43 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
Anonymous
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Don't you have food stamps to trade in for Ripple?

Ah, but I'm not going to search for this shit. Really low on my priority list. Feel free to knock yourself out, oh defender of dead murderers.

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#274858 - 11/17/07 01:17 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus

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yeah, we all see how busy you are. Isn't that an ambulance going by? Better hurry, you might actually have to leave the message boards and go do work in real life. Still waiting for you to man up and send me that bottle, Matlock.
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#274859 - 11/17/07 01:29 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
Anonymous
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Still milking the party line, huh? Inkyo was a saint and Hailey killed both of them. You'd better hurry if you want to get his name before the Nobel committee. After Gore, I'm sure they'll want to recognize this great humanitarian.

Now run along. It's almost 1:30 on the coast and I know you have a meeting of the Jeffrey Dahmer Appreciation Society to preside over.


Oh, and BTW: when you send me my bottle, please, none of that Ripple you drink. Something in a single malt will do nicely. Thanks.

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#274860 - 11/17/07 01:45 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
TheBillyvassi Offline
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Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
Honestly, shes a tool...filthy whore or not.
A girl who does hair for my shoots in phoenix called me laughing last spring to tell me taryn thomas had been in to her salon and was raving about her being this "huge" porn star . Apparently lit up like a christmas tree and rambling to the point the girl doing her hair asked if she would take over her "do"
.....as apparently average hairstylists in scottsdale have not become accustomed to the porn starlet coke bender ramble.

She can lose all the wight she wants,point is you cant polish a turd. You try and all your left with is corn and peanuts.

end of story
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#274861 - 11/17/07 01:59 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

Honestly, shes a tool...filthy whore or not.
A girl who does hair for my shoots in phoenix called me laughing last spring to tell me taryn thomas had been in to her salon and was raving about her being this "huge" porn star




Isn't there something absurd about calling yourself a "huge porn star"? Her mother is a physician back in Jersey and this is the best she can do. Way to make your family proud.
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#274862 - 11/17/07 02:06 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
Anonymous
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Quote:

Apparently lit up like a christmas tree and rambling to the point the girl doing her hair asked if she would take over her "do"
.....as apparently average hairstylists in scottsdale have not become accustomed to the porn starlet coke bender ramble.




Sounds like the e-coli is back.

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#274863 - 11/17/07 02:32 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
TheBillyvassi Offline
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Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
Yeah its far fetched story to think she made an ass of herself and might have been lit up
yeah because drugs and porn starlets is the stuff science fiction is made of lol
clue in dude...
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#274864 - 11/17/07 02:43 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
Anonymous
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Quote:

Yeah its far fetched story to think she made an ass of herself and might have been lit up
yeah because drugs and porn starlets is the stuff science fiction is made of lol
clue in dude...






Who are you talking to?

I was agreeing with you and Zen was calling Chub-Chub absurd.

Might want to clue in yourself, dude.

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#274865 - 11/17/07 02:57 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
k1ng Offline
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Quote:

Yeah its far fetched story to think she made an ass of herself and might have been lit up
yeah because drugs and porn starlets is the stuff science fiction is made of lol
clue in dude...




porn stars don't do drugs dude. it's an honorable career and it would be foolish for them to risk their status as famous pornstars by doing something as stupid as illegal narcotics. they're too smart for that. wise up dude.
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#274866 - 11/17/07 04:36 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
Cum Stains Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
Quote:

A girl who does hair for my shoots in phoenix called me laughing last spring to tell me taryn thomas had been in to her salon and was raving about her being this "huge" porn star




That's why chub chub's face isn't in the pic. No room for her HUGE FUCKING EGO-FILLED DELUSIONAL HEAD.

P.s, Taryn. You still pig out at jerrys deli after your workout and it shows.
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#274867 - 11/17/07 06:53 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
JRV Offline
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The body, tits & hair length could easily be hers, but I haven't seen her with that hair color in a porn shoot before. Someone who actually cares could compare it to other recent mypsace pictures.
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#274868 - 11/17/07 09:59 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Ive got nothing against this whore one way or another, but she recently posted these pictures on myspace and I'm curious about what the group thinks:





where are these pics on her myspace? I can't find them. is this the profile you found them on?
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#274869 - 11/17/07 10:43 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
the album was there earlier...now it's gone...
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#274870 - 11/17/07 11:01 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
k1ng Offline
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Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
uh..oh...she's on to us

hey taryn. how's it goin'?
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#274871 - 11/18/07 02:12 AM Re: new Taryn pictures
TheBillyvassi Offline
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Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
my bad i was instantly defensive assuming someone would stomp me for sharing my story of the hooters girl with arm-fat-bags.

but apparently she is loathed here .
my bad
im a tool, i apologize
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#274872 - 11/18/07 02:39 AM Re: new Taryn pictures
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9180
Quote:

my bad i was instantly defensive assuming someone would stomp me for sharing my story of the hooters girl with arm-fat-bags.

but apparently she is loathed here .
my bad
im a tool, i apologize



Why defensive? I know the Taryn who has been banned from beauty product conventions in Phoenix because she shows up wasted off her fat ass & glowers around, demanding free samples.

I just assumed a rich and successful pornwhore-prostitute would have enough money to afford cosmetics to make her crow's eyes somehow appealing to a potential john who wanted to pay $300 to jam his crank down her birth canal.

Shit, I feel like I'm channeling Hacksaw Hamilton...

I...WANNA HEAR FROM A SEX WORKER IN RANCHO BERNARDO...REACTION!!!!

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#274873 - 11/18/07 10:14 AM Re: new Taryn pictures
weeeee Offline
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Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
Quote:

the album was there earlier...now it's gone...




Yup, she deleted the myspace bulletin too within an hour after I posted the pictures.

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#274874 - 11/18/07 11:15 AM Re: new Taryn pictures
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Maybe Jersey Hacksin' tampered with Chub Chub's MySpace page purely so Chub Chub could tell everyone about XPT's vicious lies about her.

I am now uploading my new MySpace photos, where I'm apparently a 19 year old Mexican prostitute with badly enhanced jugs.
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#274875 - 11/18/07 09:08 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
TheBillyvassi Offline
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Loc: Canada
who books the grand beyond? (taryn)

i should degrade her something fierce in the name of the board.
a no-touch facial...something fucked up..i need to create a genre to degrade her
hmm


ohh new family guy is on .!
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#274876 - 11/18/07 09:37 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
k1ng Offline
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Quote:

who books the grand beyond? (taryn)

i should degrade her something fierce in the name of the board.
a no-touch facial...something fucked up..i need to create a genre to degrade her
hmm


ohh new family guy is on .!




this must be written in canadian because I don't know what the hell you are talking about.

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#274877 - 11/18/07 09:45 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
TheBillyvassi Offline
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Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
your amusing...

now dance for me *throws loonie*
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#274878 - 11/18/07 09:57 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
k1ng Offline
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Quote:

your amusing...





my amusing what?

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#274879 - 11/18/07 10:00 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
JasonH Offline
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Actually Taryn seems to be working for a local company in Phoenix these days.
http://www.mystiqueus.com/show.php?id=16

According to her reviews on the following site, she ain't charging $1600/hour for her services.
http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?ID=100952
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#274880 - 11/18/07 10:05 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
TheBillyvassi Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
Quote:

Quote:

your amusing...





my amusing what?






how many times do i have to flush before you go away ?




anyways, thanks for the link..i think i may have found something to do sunday night in phoenix.
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#274881 - 11/18/07 10:08 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
k1ng Offline
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your dumm
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#274882 - 11/18/07 10:28 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
TheBillyvassi Offline
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Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
And i think you have a crush on me .

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#274883 - 11/18/07 10:43 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
k1ng Offline
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your rite.
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#274884 - 11/19/07 09:44 AM Re: new Taryn pictures
Marlin Fitzwater Offline
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Registered: 04/25/07
Posts: 153
Taryn, SHOW ME YOUR LIGHTNING BOLT!

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#274885 - 11/22/07 10:58 AM Re: new Taryn pictures
Nugent Offline
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Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
Everyone raise a glass, and then wipe the tear away from your eyes

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#274886 - 12/02/07 12:10 AM Re: new Taryn pictures
k1ng Offline
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Quote:

OK SO THIS IS FOR THE HATERS!

THANK YOU BECAUSE I LOST THE WIEGHT! THANK YOU BECAUSE YOUR OBVIOUSLY OBSESSED WITH ME AND CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF ME! FUCK YOU BECAUSE YOUR LAME AND HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE OTHER THAN SIT IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER AND TALK SHIT. I feel bad for all of you.... KEEP TALKING SHIT BC IN THE END YOUR ONLY MAKING ME MORE FAMOUS AND MORE MONEY IN THE END HAHA











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#274887 - 12/02/07 12:06 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
TheBillyvassi Offline
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Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
Ya think she would just crop out her double chin. ?
brutal.


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#274888 - 12/02/07 07:45 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
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Registered: 05/29/07
Posts: 136
Quote:


KEEP TALKING SHIT BC IN THE END YOUR ONLY MAKING ME MORE FAMOUS AND MORE MONEY IN THE END HAHA





Is she admitting to being a whore here by saying she makes more money now. I know she isn't doing porn so she must be whoring.

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#274889 - 12/28/07 11:03 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
k1ng Offline
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Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

When I was 19 years old I had a abortion. Sad but true. And this time of year every year since I was 19 my life spins out of control. So I wanna take this time and get this off my chest once and for all.

So I wanna say Happy Birthday to the child I never had and who ever you would of been. I wonder would you have been a boy, girl, angel, angel of sin, tom girl, tom boy, cheerleader, dancing, genius, or a rebel running round like I was. Would you of had bright red hair and beautiful green eyes like me? Would you of hung out with all the boys and been just one of the guys like me? Or would you of been a boy? Unfortunately I never even got to know your sex. Never even got to see your eyes open. I wish I would had you. What I thought was a dream was as real as it seems I made a mistake. I made a million excuses as to why I could not have you at the time. And why you are not here with me now. Please accept my apologies.

I believe deep down inside I will see you one day in the heavens above. Or when I finally do decide to settle down you will come to me again and we will have the greatest family and life together. I am so sorry I had to do to you what I did.

The life I have now is no place for a child. But sometimes think you would've kept me more grounded, on track, but really the fear of being a mother is most likely the truth.

Anyways.... I just wanted to get this out there in the open. It has been troubling me a lot lately and I honestly just couldn't handle keeping it bottled up inside me any more so I finally had to let it out.

I am not against abortion. But I am nor am I for them. Next time I get pregnant weather it's on purpose or a accident. I am going to keep my child and if the Father doesn't want it then he can go to hell. I will take my child and we will make a life together.

So to end this. I made a mistake that will haunt me now for the rest of my life. I pay for the decision I made when I was 19 everyday of my life. I can still feel the pain of the baby being sucked out of me.

On this note I am sorry. Happy Birthday to my Baby I never knew. I will always love you and always have.

Please don't hate on this blog it is something very personal to me.





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#274890 - 12/28/07 11:57 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
Dean Wormer Offline
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Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
Quote:

Quote:

When I was 19 years old I had a abortion. Sad but true. And this time of year every year since I was 19 my life spins out of control. So I wanna take this time and get this off my chest once and for all.

So I wanna say Happy Birthday to the child I never had and who ever you would of been. I wonder would you have been a boy, girl, angel, angel of sin, tom girl, tom boy, cheerleader, dancing, genius, or a rebel running round like I was. Would you of had bright red hair and beautiful green eyes like me? Would you of hung out with all the boys and been just one of the guys like me? Or would you of been a boy? Unfortunately I never even got to know your sex. Never even got to see your eyes open. I wish I would had you. What I thought was a dream was as real as it seems I made a mistake. I made a million excuses as to why I could not have you at the time. And why you are not here with me now. Please accept my apologies.

I believe deep down inside I will see you one day in the heavens above. Or when I finally do decide to settle down you will come to me again and we will have the greatest family and life together. I am so sorry I had to do to you what I did.

The life I have now is no place for a child. But sometimes think you would've kept me more grounded, on track, but really the fear of being a mother is most likely the truth.

Anyways.... I just wanted to get this out there in the open. It has been troubling me a lot lately and I honestly just couldn't handle keeping it bottled up inside me any more so I finally had to let it out.

I am not against abortion. But I am nor am I for them. Next time I get pregnant weather it's on purpose or a accident. I am going to keep my child and if the Father doesn't want it then he can go to hell. I will take my child and we will make a life together.

So to end this. I made a mistake that will haunt me now for the rest of my life. I pay for the decision I made when I was 19 everyday of my life. I can still feel the pain of the baby being sucked out of me.

On this note I am sorry. Happy Birthday to my Baby I never knew. I will always love you and always have.

Please don't hate on this blog it is something very personal to me.










She has too positive an attitude towards the non-child. He could've just as likely been another Hitler, Bundy, Gacy, Berkowitz, Ramirez etc. The list goes on.
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#274891 - 12/29/07 11:16 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
pinupmutant Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
Aw, this makes me sad, you heartless sons of bitches. Poor thing.

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#274892 - 12/29/07 11:30 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Aw, this makes me sad, you heartless sons of bitches. Poor thing.




it's the aborted baby that is without heart, not us. poor thing, indeed.
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#274893 - 12/30/07 12:50 AM Re: new Taryn pictures
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Walk down the street, see two women walking. One of them has already done this, it's a fact.

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#274894 - 12/30/07 02:29 AM Re: new Taryn pictures
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
If I were Ms. Lubben and were reading this, now would be the time I choose to introduce myself to Ms. Thomas.
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#274895 - 12/30/07 05:21 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
trust me, that lady introduces herself to any porn chick with a myspace page.

apparently she is going to show her mug @ AEE and offer porn girls 'gifts' ....probably the false statistics she keeps harping.
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#274896 - 12/30/07 08:41 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Yeah, I guessed that she targets anybody with the word "Porn Star"(or any similar word) in their profile. I also figured the messages were more than likely the same copy&pasted crap that most spammers with "Dear (insert name here)," added at the beginning to make it seem like it is specifically for the girl she is sending it to.

If I was her though, I would send to the messages to those who seemed to cry for something(help, love, what-have-you) rather than just sending the same xeroxed message to each and every person on the internet. People who seemed like they would be receptive to the message she gives, rather than being the porn world's equivalent of a door-to-door Jehovah's Witness handing out her copies of the Watchtower to people who are trying to sleep in on Saturday morning.
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#274897 - 12/30/07 09:03 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Quote:

apparently she is going to show her mug @ AEE and offer porn girls 'gifts' ....probably the false statistics she keeps harping.




I would like to go there and join in with Shelly's protests. I want to have a sign like the anti-abortion nuts do showing an aborted fetus, only I would like my sign to show a destroyed rectum. Does anyone have Mila's #?
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#274898 - 12/31/07 08:43 AM Re: new Taryn pictures
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9180
I'm sorry ChubChub, you can't have this:
Quote:

I believe deep down inside I will see you one day in the heavens above. Or when I finally do decide to settle down you will come to me again and we will have the greatest family and life together.



followed immediately by this:
Quote:

I am so sorry I had to do to you what I did.



How can you possibly be so damned sorry for aborting that fœtus if you're not ready to give up the porn/prostitution life which you claim is so unhealthy for children, and contributed to your melancholy? I suppose we could go very high-minded with, "da mihi castitatem et continentiam, sed noli modo" from St. Augustine, but until you finally do decide to retire "Taryn Thomas" and begin some normal form of living, I don't really think you should get the benefit of the doubt here.



Quote:

Please don't hate on this blog it is something very personal to me.



If you're seriously this despondent over your abortion, you should quit writing about it to the public and get some therapy, and get out of the situation that made you so despondent.

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#274899 - 02/03/08 08:30 AM Re: new Taryn pictures
Bluecipher Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
Loc:
Well, she still is chubalicious. Hope she sees a therapist for the abortion issues.
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#274900 - 02/03/08 01:08 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Back in early 2006, Pariah had this nightmare-of-a-whore's life and substance (or lack of it) sized up and packaged to a fucking margin of error of .000000001%.....seriously, I remember one February evening in 2006 when Mr. Pariah forecast and descibed in HD (several years before HD was in vogue) what her "chubragon lady"-like life is now, um..... like.

WHere is Pariah lately, that man's presence and input is always a fucke dup breath of fresh air. Does he Know Melly Mel L is in Manhattan downing some clam chowder?
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#274901 - 02/03/08 01:15 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Does he Know Melly Mel L is in Manhattan downing some clam chowder?




She has female "clients", too?
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#274902 - 02/14/08 12:00 AM Re: new Taryn pictures
Cum Stains Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
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#274903 - 02/14/08 01:22 AM Re: new Taryn pictures
Dean Wormer Offline
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Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
That sucks about what Derek Hay is doing to her but at least she's owning up about Bodymiracle and admitting what everyone has known about for the past year.
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#274904 - 02/14/08 05:37 AM Re: new Taryn pictures
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

But I had enough money in the bank from dancing and my Body Miracle tours to pay everything.




I wonder how the ADT retards will take the news after they defended her honour so aggressively?
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#274905 - 02/14/08 07:30 AM Re: new Taryn pictures
the unknown pervert Offline
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Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
There won't be as much honor defending, Arin whatever the fuck his name was got banned for overzealousing defending Teagan's honor last month.
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#274906 - 02/14/08 08:03 AM Re: new Taryn pictures
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My guess is that they'll assume that we made the whole thing up just to fuck with them. But let's go straight to the scene to find out:

Taryn Thomas --- Kickin' da Truth to Today's Youth




I'm sure they're going to have to take Ãœberfanboi Arin away in a straightjacket. You know he still lurks religiously.


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#274907 - 02/14/08 09:12 AM Re: new Taryn pictures
Anonymous
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Man, they've become waaaayyyy too predictable:



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Edited by k1ng (09/03/08 09:29 PM)

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#274908 - 02/14/08 03:17 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
Bluecipher Offline
Porn Jesus

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Posts: 5092
Loc:
Insert fan video a la Chris Cocker (sic) about here, please.

"LEAVE TARYN ALONE!"


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#274909 - 02/23/08 01:29 AM Re: new Taryn pictures
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863


Out of boredom I decided to check BodyMiracle.com. Chasey Lain will be in Boston in a few days if anyone has $10 and some meth.


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#274910 - 02/23/08 01:32 AM Re: new Taryn pictures
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
tater mitts, Pope V, tater mitts.
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#274911 - 02/29/08 06:10 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
TheBillyvassi Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
Quote:

tater mitts, Pope V, tater mitts.




actually tater mitts could be my new fav phrase


ive got something classic worked up for next month in regards to this all, ill do you proud.

cryptic but i cannot spill the tater mitts , beans...just yet
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#274912 - 02/29/08 08:31 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
static Offline
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Registered: 10/08/04
Posts: 106
Being that Taryn is fat now I wonder if she will discount her rate.

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#274913 - 02/29/08 08:46 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
TheBillyvassi Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
i seriously wonder how much it would take for me to convince her to do a scene wearing tater mitts?

any guesses....i should make a project of this
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#274914 - 02/29/08 08:48 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Update

Taryn - I'm back down to 115 pounds!!!

prostitution does the body good











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#274915 - 02/29/08 08:56 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
ranathan Offline
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Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
king you are starting to remind of a dirty oven rack

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#274916 - 02/29/08 08:57 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Quote:

Being that Taryn is fat now I wonder if she will discount her rate.




Hell no, she charges by the pound.
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#274917 - 02/29/08 09:01 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
ranathan Offline
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#274918 - 02/29/08 09:04 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
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I missed it. Could someone post a link to a thumbnail or a preview page where Taryn is commonly accepted to have been at the top of her game?

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#274919 - 02/29/08 09:05 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
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hey fladornyo, zip it

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#274920 - 02/29/08 09:18 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
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I gotta admit for a 30+ yr old woman she's still cute.

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#274921 - 03/01/08 07:05 AM Re: new Taryn pictures
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I gotta admit for a 30+ yr old woman she's still cute.




I thought she was 26 to 28 at most. Anyone have pics of her from her thin/lightspeed web site days?
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#274922 - 03/01/08 07:23 AM Re: new Taryn pictures
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#274923 - 03/13/08 06:44 AM Re: new Taryn pictures
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I gotta admit for a 30+ yr old woman she's still cute.




I thought she was 26 to 28 at most. Anyone have pics of her from her thin/lightspeed web site days?




She turns 25 in May. Say what you will... "Chub Chub" is still thinner than 80% of the heifers yooz douchebags go home to every night.





From '04...





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#274924 - 03/13/08 12:26 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
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"Chub Chub" is still thinner than 80% of the heifers yooz douchebags go home to every night.







And, CL isn't, Hyde??


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#274925 - 03/13/08 11:46 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
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"Chub Chub" is still thinner than 80% of the heifers yooz douchebags go home to every night.







And, CL isn't, Hyde??







Point well made. Truth is I just like picking on her. I also felt a little bad immediately after posting this for implying that anyone's significant other was a heifer. I'm sure yall got some fineass bitches at home.
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#274926 - 03/13/08 11:58 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
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I think that if your name was billiam clyde people would like you better

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#274927 - 03/14/08 12:27 AM Re: new Taryn pictures
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I think that if your name was billiam clyde people would like you better




Who the fuck doesn't like me?
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#274928 - 03/14/08 12:31 AM Re: new Taryn pictures
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jew tell me champ

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#274929 - 03/14/08 04:38 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
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I think that if your name was billiam clyde people would like you better




Would that mean he's related to Fatty?

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#274930 - 03/14/08 04:40 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
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swing and a miss jim

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#274931 - 03/14/08 04:53 PM Re: new Taryn pictures
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Most people related to me are quite popular.






Though not mentioning their misfortune might aid in keeping them popular.

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#274932 - 03/29/08 12:33 AM Re: new Taryn pictures
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#274933 - 03/29/08 12:44 AM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
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If she would concentrate on this she wouldn't be having any weight issues.







best diet tip ever
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#274934 - 03/31/08 02:51 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
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Chub Chub need cash$$$

Quote:



WHAT CITY DO YOU WANNA SEE ME IN NEXT AND MORE!

Hey All,

I am doing this to see what city you would like to see me in next mainly for feature dancing.

But I would also like to see what city you would like to see me in personally and have some quality time with. Since I am planing a major tour of the country in the next upcoming months. All apts would have to be pre booked as well, or your city will not happen. Also I may have a VERY SPECIAL GUEST with me.

So please let me know either way. Please post on here as follows

*Quality*

*Feature*

Thanks Again,

Taryn

As always for bookings on a more personal level w/ me you can always email booktaryn@aol.com




http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=4994259&blogID=372646359

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#274935 - 03/31/08 03:02 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
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...Also I may have a VERY SPECIAL GUEST with me.





Mama Chub-Chub?
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#274936 - 03/31/08 11:35 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
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Quote:

Quote:

...Also I may have a VERY SPECIAL GUEST with me.





Mama Chub-Chub?




lol, I was thinking the special friend is a 300lb guy who will punk the adt fan boy out of his $1600 that was for quality time.

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#274937 - 04/01/08 02:33 AM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
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Quote:

Quote:

...Also I may have a VERY SPECIAL GUEST with me.





Mama Chub-Chub?




lol, I was thinking the special friend is a 300lb guy who will punk the adt fan boy out of his $1600 that was for quality time.






Taryn! We've been found out!!
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#274938 - 08/28/08 11:29 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
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blog


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Ok so my brother has been staying with me here in NJ as well. Originally I thought he would be able to shoot scenes and could be the main male talent on the milf site. But the first scene he tried to shoot he couldn't get his dick hard. Sucks for him. He was a little butt hurt for about 2 days. But he's better now. I told him I'd give him another shot and he can try and bang another milf. But would have to take the little blue pill. We'll see what happens. On to other things.


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#274939 - 08/28/08 11:52 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
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I love Taryn, chubby or not.

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#274940 - 09/02/08 06:58 AM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
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Quote:

blog


Quote:

Ok so my brother has been staying with me here in NJ as well. Originally I thought he would be able to shoot scenes and could be the main male talent on the milf site. But the first scene he tried to shoot he couldn't get his dick hard. Sucks for him. He was a little butt hurt for about 2 days. But he's better now. I told him I'd give him another shot and he can try and bang another milf. But would have to take the little blue pill. We'll see what happens. On to other things.







I hope that Taryn has now realised the cruel and heartless error that she made in the choice of her brother's first MILF and rectifies it for the next shoot. It is painfully obvious that she needs to acknowledge the reason her gawky little brother was inspired to a career in porn and next time team him up with a MILF that embraces and satisfies that awkward teenage inspiration - that is a MILF that bears an uncanny resemblance to big sis.

Either that or a tranny.

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#274941 - 09/02/08 01:51 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
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That is a phenomenal picture! Where does it come from?


Edited by k1ng (09/03/08 09:29 PM)

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#274942 - 09/02/08 10:58 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
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[MILF that embraces and satisfies that awkward teenage inspiration - that is a MILF that bears an uncanny resemblance to big sis.




If Taryn Thomas was my big sis I would so do her.
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#274943 - 09/03/08 08:00 AM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
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Since her family blames all their problems on bacterial infections, I assumed the cunt would attribute his non-wood to the listerosis outbreak in Canada.


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Public health officials have raised to 12 the number of deaths involving listeriosis, the food-borne illness at the heart of a nation-wide recall of meat products.


According to a statement released by the Public Health Agency of Canada Monday, the latest death occurred in Ontario, where the number of deaths in which Listeria monocytogenes was the underlying or contributing cause is now 10.




http://www.phac-aspc.gc.ca/alert-alerte/listeria/listeria_2008-eng.php

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#274944 - 09/03/08 01:18 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
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Quote:






That is a phenomenal picture! Where does it come from?




Is she searching for a big mac?


Edited by k1ng (09/03/08 09:30 PM)
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#274945 - 10/07/08 02:41 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
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#274946 - 01/13/11 03:49 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
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Chub Chub gets all "Monica" on her ex. Tritone will NOT like this:

http://yfrog.com/20zkuz

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#274947 - 01/13/11 04:06 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
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Such hurtful words! I will never ever say anything bad about Taryn again.
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#274948 - 01/13/11 04:32 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
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Isn't she a dago?

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#274949 - 01/13/11 08:31 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
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I'd call her a wop, cuz she prolly don't got papers.
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#274950 - 01/14/11 05:34 AM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
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The fanbois at ADT are confused (and censored). Interesting read in Taryn-thread.


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Quote:

Either way I shouldn't have used the word (nigger, fs) as the girl I was speaking about is only half black and I am partially black myself due to my Italian heritage.




source
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#274951 - 01/14/11 08:10 AM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
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Wow, now this is fucking amazing.:)

Also, ADT IR squad/PC police reminds me of the Spanish Inquisition.
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#274952 - 01/14/11 08:23 AM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
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Chub chub posted some lying bullshit over there this morning which she claims is her last word on the matter. We shall see whether the whore can keep her word.

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#274953 - 01/14/11 08:30 AM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
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I remember seeing that fuck stick coffe ron or something like that from the Slap Happy series, she is a very good whore.Didnt mind getting smacked inthe face,but when she had to gobble is sperm,she was gagging
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#274954 - 01/14/11 11:29 AM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
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I am partially black myself due to my Italian heritage.





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#274955 - 01/14/11 04:26 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
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I am partially black myself due to my Italian heritage.










true romance nigger scene
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#274956 - 01/19/11 02:16 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub
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Chub Chub is incorrect. Her flaw lies in how niggers and degos are greasy. Spearchuckers are greasy because we use tons of jerry-curl on our heads. Wops are greasy because they pour olive oil on everything, and it seeps out of their armpits as b.o. Hell, look at the jabonees on that Jersey Shore show.

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#580881 - 01/20/13 03:50 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: k1ng]
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bump

Is Taryn back?
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#580885 - 01/20/13 04:23 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: k1ng]
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I seen they made a big deal about her being on Chaturbate a few months ago. I watched, then left when she was sitting around signing dvds for guys that were tipping X amount. No clue if she is shooting any thing.
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#580894 - 01/20/13 05:39 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: k1ng]
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Only thing she's shooting is Easy Cheese on a cracker.
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#580912 - 01/20/13 07:09 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: k1ng]
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^^^You funny fucker.
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#580952 - 01/21/13 04:55 AM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: k1ng]
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eh, too bad. she was good at her job. she might transition to the bbw jondra if all goes well.
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#581467 - 01/25/13 09:18 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: k1ng]
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Assuming anyone would hire her. Wasn't she too hung over to show up on set 72 times in a row?

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#581476 - 01/25/13 09:34 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: k1ng]
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Cool story. Got links?
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#581477 - 01/25/13 09:44 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: k1ng]
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I believe it was posted in the first page or two of this very thread.

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#581479 - 01/25/13 09:59 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: k1ng]
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Cool I'll check it out tomorrow
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#600310 - 10/14/13 01:59 AM Re: new Taryn pictures [Re: Da Burglar]
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Originally Posted By: Da Burglar
Back in early 2006, Pariah had this nightmare-of-a-whore's life and substance (or lack of it) sized up and packaged to a fucking margin of error of .000000001%.....seriously, I remember one February evening in 2006 when Mr. Pariah forecast and descibed in HD (several years before HD was in vogue) what her "chubragon lady"-like life is now, um..... like.

WHere is Pariah lately, that man's presence and input is always a fucke dup breath of fresh air. Does he Know Melly Mel L is in Manhattan downing some clam chowder? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />
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#624465 - 01/14/15 06:40 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: k1ng]
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#624480 - 01/15/15 12:59 AM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: k1ng]
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If I had the money, I would drop the $375, for the special she ran, to plow her for an hour. Multiple pops of course. I dropped a lot of seed to her back in my VideoBox days.
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#624499 - 01/15/15 04:02 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: k1ng]
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She did great anal back in the day.
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#624505 - 01/15/15 06:35 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: k1ng]
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she was the bomb at Amateur Allure.
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#624639 - 01/20/15 12:15 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: k1ng]
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She is very pretty and I've seen her get sexually humiliated several times.
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#625686 - 02/17/15 12:38 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: k1ng]
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You can catch her on this cam service - 1-800-To-Flirt, ext: 9775933
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#625690 - 02/17/15 08:10 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: Bluecipher]
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Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
You can catch her on this cam service - 1-800-To-Flirt, ext: 9775933


What is the best time to call, do you reckon? Please answer in EST. masturbanana


Edited by windsock (02/17/15 08:10 PM)
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#625698 - 02/18/15 09:46 AM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: k1ng]
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I believe she lives in Arizona. If you were to call her in the early evening her time, 8pm EST, you might catch her fresh, before the whorecamming depresses her.
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#625706 - 02/18/15 06:27 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: k1ng]
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Rina and her whole family still live somewhere around here. She got kicked out of her rental in Fountain Hills. She's renting an apartment at the corner of Via Ventura and Hayden Rd. in Scottsdale. Across the street from a health club. Maybe flabby ass ChubChub can get in shape and start whoring again.

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#625711 - 02/18/15 09:13 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: k1ng]
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'Paris, Texas' is a very fine film.
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#625718 - 02/19/15 07:50 AM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: k1ng]
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My my, our Chub Chub has been bust the last few years. Seems she moved in with a sibling after she got kicked out of Fountain Hills, rang up a $45k federal tax lien for her "business venture" with Eva Angelina, and was recently placed on probation for a "dangerous drug violation" conviction.

Maybe she'll get to meet Jodi Arias when she doing her time at the Estrella Jail. Bring lube, Chub Chub.

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#633702 - 02/23/16 04:46 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: k1ng]
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Well...you knew this was coming:



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#633706 - 02/24/16 01:06 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: Willie D]
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Originally Posted By: Willie D
Well...you knew this was coming:



Her cam whoring was terrible. Unless she does a lot of meth between now and May 27, I don't think I'm very interested. I'd rather remember her young and fit, eating Lackwood's bunghole for money.
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#633712 - 02/24/16 06:02 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: k1ng]
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She probably won't do anal if she returns, given her torn butthole issues. That might be a deal-killer for the potential fan base.
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#642809 - 12/15/16 02:37 AM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: Bluecipher]
Willie D Offline

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Looks like ChubChub's car got impounded by the police on the local Indian reservation. And I'd take bets on whether or not this "pulmonary embolism" is just another iteration of Jenny Padover cancer.



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#642838 - 12/19/16 05:02 AM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: Willie D]
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All that gagging pornography couldn't have done that embolism any favors. ::
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#644037 - 02/13/17 12:26 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: k1ng]
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A longtime lurker sent me the link to this clip. Apparently, it's "Movie Night" at the Love Ranch. I've got a couple of questions:


1) Does "Movie Night" entail hours and hours of Chub Chub Love and Portly Porn?

2) If she's the least hideous ho in the house, how the Hell do they stay in business?

3) Marcus, Marcus, Marcus???



Somehow, I think the answer to Question No. 2 involves the answer to Question No. 3. sportswami
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#644045 - 02/13/17 09:54 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: k1ng]
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Someone needs to deliver a basketball size rock of meth to that joint, and in 3-4 months, they will have some whores under a buck eighty.
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#644216 - 02/21/17 10:35 AM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: k1ng]
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My most favorite Taryn Thomas pornography was a blowbang type situation. Brian Surewood pinched her nostrils shut and she reacted "DON'T PLUG UP MY NOSE!" I nut at that point. ::
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#645326 - 04/30/17 11:10 AM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: k1ng]
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Looks like our little Chub Chub is headed back to prison, this time after pleading guilty to prostitution in the Phoenix area. My source tells me she was offered a plea deal that involved a diversionary program and probation, but she was such a cunt in court the judge nixed the plea deal and will be doing a month starting June 1st. Maybe fatso Rina can reconnect with some of her old cellmates.

Her Twatter account further reports that she's out partying with her mother and brother. Nice wholesome family there. If you plug her last name into the Arizona Supreme Court website, the arrests are aplenty.

Thasnks for reading, Chub Chub. I know you do.

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#645327 - 04/30/17 11:58 AM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: Willie D]
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Were you ever Taryn's trick or have you ever masturbated to her pornography? She did wonderful gagging scenes. If I ever get the opportunity to buy sex services from her I'd definitely ask her "How much to make you gag on my dick?" ::
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#645329 - 04/30/17 04:53 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: k1ng]
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No and no.

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#645915 - 06/07/17 04:24 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: k1ng]
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Chub Chub started her prison term a few days ago. Mugshot:



Too bad they already dismantled Tent City. Out in that 105F heat, ol' Chub Chub might have shed some pounds.

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#645921 - 06/07/17 08:10 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: k1ng]
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Why do I hear the theme song from The Sopranos when I look at that pic?
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#645944 - 06/08/17 04:11 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: faceblaster]
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Why do I hear the theme song from The Sopranos when I look at that pic?
I assume you're referring to the "blue moon in your eye" phrase.

For the uninitiated, here's the complete spoken-word version by The Alabama 3 Clicky here.

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#645945 - 06/08/17 04:21 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: k1ng]
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No, I was just commenting on how Jersey Shore she looks as an adult. Like one of those reality shows Mob Wives or Real Housewives of NJ.
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#645992 - 06/09/17 11:19 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: k1ng]
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With her Eye-talian last name, I can understand the sentiment. laugh

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#649984 - 04/23/18 03:54 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: k1ng]
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Could Taryn be planning a comeback? This is a picture from late 2017.



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#649985 - 04/23/18 04:44 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: k1ng]
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Quoted from her website: "Taryn prefers to express herself abstractly rather than figuratively...."



This is quite abstract... laugh



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#650034 - 04/26/18 08:59 AM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: Bluecipher]
Jerkules Offline
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Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Could Taryn be planning a comeback? This is a picture from late 2017.



Could that be any more overexposed? There have to be better ways to hide cottage cheese.
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#650053 - 04/27/18 08:57 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: k1ng]
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Some weird instagram filter effect
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#650492 - 05/15/18 09:54 PM Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub [Re: Willie D]
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Originally Posted By: Willie D
Quoted from her website: "Taryn prefers to express herself abstractly rather than figuratively...."



This is quite abstract... laugh



Fuck yeah Willie D, you still da man! jam
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