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#272612 - 09/12/07 12:45 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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You are right at home then, sort of.

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#272613 - 09/12/07 12:47 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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You are right at home then, sort of.




wtf, do you even understand what you write or are you just flopping you flaccid dick on the keyboard and press post when the result looks nice enough?
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#272614 - 09/12/07 12:48 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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You are seeking opinions from porn consumers and fanboys i.e. you're right at home jackass

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#272615 - 09/12/07 12:50 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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You are seeking opinions from porn consumers and fanboys i.e. you're right at home jackass




So you're arguing that the reason why no porno consumers have chimed in with support for you is that there are mainly porno consumers and other fanbois posting on this board?
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#272616 - 09/12/07 12:57 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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I'm saying that this Board is Satire and all of the consumer/fanboy posters don't jump to anyone's aid. This site is 100% slander and insult.

In the grand scheme of things you have this little tiny voice that's just aching to be heard. The 20 other people that post on here (most of whom can't get past your shitty avatar) are generaly annoyed by your posts.

They probably don't even read them.

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#272617 - 09/12/07 01:45 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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Stuntcock #23, there are plenty of people who work in porn who post on this board. Just because we're not dumb enough to ID ourselves, doesn't mean it isn't true.

But since you're such a major player and big shot star, let's re-cap your emails to Jeff where you beg for a chance to appear in his movies again. New posters, these are genuine emails from Cryin' Ryan to Jeff:


My apoologies with all the B.S. and spamming and pissing you guys off a great deal.
I talked to Jim and he said that you called him and told him not to let me partcicipate in the Bukake or anyhthing else that JM distributes.
If you want I can make a public apology to you, Malice and JM video but I would really appreciate it if you would let me participate in the Bukakes.
Sasha Knox is super hot and I got to face fuck her in Mouth Meat 4. I would really like another chance to bust a nut on her face.
I'm asking you scincerely and from the bottom of my heart to please let me participate in the Bukakes.
You will never hear of another word out of me about you or JM or Malice or anything that has to do with XXXPT.
Please reconsider.
Thanxxx-
Ryan Knox

Then:

I do wish to apologize though just for all of the bullshit in general.
Hopefuly next time we see eachother we can shake hands.
I do respect you guys and you've been in the biz a lot longer than I have.
I don't want to have any bad blood with you guys.
Thanks.

And then:

From: "Ryan Knox" <ryan@****.com>

I told you that all of that was up there on Lukeisback.
I told you guys it was over and apologized.
Is there a misunderstanding going on right now?
Why are you guys doing this?

And finally:

Again I'm sorry about all of this.
I was wondering if you'll let me participate in the Bukakes still, I don't make much money at this and I would really appreciate it.
Please let me know.
Thanx-
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#272618 - 09/12/07 01:53 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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... let's re-cap your emails to Jeff where you beg for a chance to appear in his movies again....






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Edited by Soopergrizz (09/12/07 01:54 PM)
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#272619 - 09/12/07 02:06 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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Wow that's like the 100th time someone's posted that e mail. I'm very numb to these days.

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#272620 - 09/12/07 02:11 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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Quote:

Wow that's like the 100th time someone's posted that e mail. I'm very numb to these days.




Yet you keep coming back for more?

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#272621 - 09/12/07 02:15 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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Ryan, if it reminds you that you're a whiny little bitch who had to fucking beg Jeff to allow you on to a bukkake set, then I'm happy to remind you of your place on the outer fringes of porn.

Quote:

I don't make much money at this and I would really appreciate it.
Please let me know.





Damn, what a player.
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#272622 - 09/12/07 02:16 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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I wouldn't doubt that the posters who mop jizz out of porn booths wouldn't want to id themselves to the 20 other posters.

Those that id themselves and work in porn occasionally run into performers they post about, you should see how nice they are in person.

Those that don't, really don't have an id to be recognized anyway.

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#272623 - 09/12/07 02:18 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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Keep on begging, Stuntcock. If you really believe, then that big break will come! Yes, it will!

Or you can just call your mom and ask her to send a check.
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#272624 - 09/12/07 02:22 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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I wouldn't call that begging, politely asking is more like it and like I said, very numb to that post.

You could thumb tack it to the top of the General Porn Talk page or better yet, have it on the homepage!

Then all the other posters that have read it 100 times can say,"Man, can we move on?"

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#272625 - 09/12/07 02:25 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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I'll have your mom send me a check and then post the stub for the other posters..

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#272626 - 09/12/07 02:25 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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Yet you keep mentioning it.

I'm glad you're over it. That way I think we all know we can use it with impunity and you won't get all bent out of shape.

That's big of you, Ryan. Real big. Now, don't you have hundreds of whores to be out fucking and making us all jealous?
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#272627 - 09/12/07 02:40 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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What are gumdrop tits?

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#272628 - 09/12/07 02:46 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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Quote:

Yet you keep mentioning it.




You mean you keep posting it.

And yes, Use it with impunity whenever you run out of Lame retorts.

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#272629 - 09/12/07 02:49 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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I'm saying that this Board is Satire and all of the consumer/fanboy posters don't jump to anyone's aid. This site is 100% slander and insult.

In the grand scheme of things you have this little tiny voice that's just aching to be heard. The 20 other people that post on here (most of whom can't get past your shitty avatar) are generaly annoyed by your posts.

They probably don't even read them.




My tiny little voice against your tiny little flaccid poor excuse for a cock? Hm... I was going into this thinking I was an underdog but now I'm not so sure.
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#272630 - 09/12/07 02:50 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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Btw, I never got an answer to my previous question. Did you not manage to pop in the second shoot or did the producers edit it out because it was just too sad?
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#272631 - 09/12/07 03:09 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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What are gumdrop tits?


check gunker's sig. it will 'splain everything.
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#272632 - 09/12/07 03:21 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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What are gumdrop tits?




Items you claim to have seen on an imaginary girl you make up on New Year's Eve only be exposed as home alone, your heterosexuality revealed as a myth and finally their lost vision causes you to go into a gay/tranny posting fit in which your entire collection of Photoshopped "Jeff" glamour shots are revealed to the greater world.

The gum-drop titties are the last thing you imagine as you enter the hell of the Phlog-Box from which there is no return.


If I could only remember why we call it the Phlog-box ....

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#272633 - 09/12/07 04:07 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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I remembered the origin of it. The reference to ryan having scores of whores to fuck made me think of it again. But still, what are gumdrop tits?

Are they like gummy bear implants?

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#272634 - 09/12/07 04:31 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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I'll have your mom send me a check and then post the stub for the other posters..




No. Please no. We've seen enough of Ryan's stub.

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#272635 - 09/12/07 09:50 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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#272636 - 09/13/07 04:36 AM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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Quote:

I remembered the origin of it. The reference to ryan having scores of whores to fuck made me think of it again. But still, what are gumdrop tits?

Are they like gummy bear implants?




I believe 'gumdrop' refers to the shape of the tits themselves, i.e. filling out very nicely at the bottom, but I could be wrong.

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#272637 - 09/13/07 03:19 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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Quote:

Btw, I never got an answer to my previous question. Did you not manage to pop in the second shoot or did the producers edit it out because it was just too sad?




I think Ryan is avoiding this question.

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#272638 - 09/13/07 05:47 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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How the fuck should I know?

I've done around a 100 scenes scince that movie.

My memory doesn't serve.

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#272639 - 09/13/07 07:26 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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I haven't checked this thread until tonight. I wanted a long read to enjoy with my bourbon, and I got it. Before I read it I had only a vague idea of who Ryan Knox is. Now I know way too much.

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#272640 - 09/13/07 11:16 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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Quote:

How the fuck should I know?

I've done around a 100 scenes scince that movie.

My memory doesn't serve.




I'm sure Christian remembers if there was any shoot he couldn't come at... Then again, that's probably very rare for him. Asking you seems to be the equivalent of asking you what you had for dinner at that particular day. It's just an everyday thing so you don't even remember.
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#272641 - 09/13/07 11:19 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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BTW, what do you do for a living? I can't imagine that you make enough from the porn jobs you get to live comfortably. That seems even more true as we all know that most of your scenes are just popshots in semi-bukkake movies. I don't think that pays all that well.
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#272642 - 09/14/07 08:47 AM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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Quote:

you get to live comfortably.






Good one!
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#272643 - 09/14/07 12:43 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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I'm sure Christian remembers if there was any shoot he couldn't come at...




Cristian You

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#272644 - 09/14/07 02:48 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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Quote:

Quote:

I'm sure Christian remembers if there was any shoot he couldn't come at...




Cristian You




I don't think Christian would do a donkeypunch. And that's the reason why I'm no fan of him as a perfomer. You need to stop shying away from the tough questions you face, Ryan. Put down that flaccid dick, get a haircut and GO GET A REAL JOB CAUSE YOU CAN'T DO PORN.
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#272645 - 09/14/07 03:52 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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Here you are

Warp Mark Wallice

minus the donkey punch as you requested.

I've already answered your question, How's your Friday Nite treating you?


Edited by RyanKnox (09/14/07 03:55 PM)

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#272646 - 09/14/07 08:52 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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Quote:

Quote:

I remembered the origin of it. The reference to ryan having scores of whores to fuck made me think of it again. But still, what are gumdrop tits?

Are they like gummy bear implants?




I believe 'gumdrop' refers to the shape of the tits themselves, i.e. filling out very nicely at the bottom, but I could be wrong.




I think only Phlog could answer this XPT Mystery, but being Phlog-Boxed, we will never know...
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#272647 - 09/14/07 08:55 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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Quote:

I do remember having to do two scenes that day, both with somewhat attractive women over 50. Not exsactly ideal humping conditions.




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#272648 - 09/14/07 11:10 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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Quote:

Here you are

Warp Mark Wallice

minus the donkey punch as you requested.

I've already answered your question, How's your Friday Nite treating you?




Minus the donkey punch? Is that what you took away from my last post? Ryan, do you have problems with reading?
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#272649 - 09/16/07 04:46 AM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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i would totally do a donkeypunch if i could pick the girl:

McKenzee Miles
Cody Lane
Faith Leon
Brandy Edwards/Angeline Marie
Adrenalynn
Donna Doll
Nikki Benz
Shyla Stylez
Stefani Morgan
Faye Runaway
Lexi Love


i fucking dream about donkey punching these dumbasses
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#272650 - 09/16/07 12:04 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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Quote:

i would totally do a donkeypunch if i could pick the girl:

McKenzee Miles
Cody Lane
Faith Leon
Brandy Edwards/Angeline Marie
Adrenalynn
Donna Doll
Nikki Benz
Shyla Stylez
Stefani Morgan
Faye Runaway
Lexi Love


i fucking dream about donkey punching these dumbasses





Christian, you really need to get an alt-id and start dropping some dirt...

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#272651 - 09/16/07 10:36 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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Quote:

Christian, you really need to get an alt-id and start dropping some dirt...




Fuck dirt, I just want to know the reason for his scorn towards these particular whores!
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#272652 - 09/17/07 01:44 AM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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Quote:

Quote:

Christian, you really need to get an alt-id and start dropping some dirt...




Fuck dirt, I just want to know the reason for his scorn towards these particular whores!




I think anyone who has seen Vivid's Debbie Does Dallas...Again 'reality' show might have a fair idea why Stefani Morgan is on the list...

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#272653 - 09/17/07 03:15 AM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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thats not it dan, its something totally different
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#272654 - 09/17/07 04:44 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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thats not it dan, its something totally different





You just want to whack her in the back of the head because she a dumb blonde bimbalee and it might knock some sense into her OR when she tightening up after being punched is the only way her pussy could feel remotely tight?
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#272655 - 09/18/07 02:20 AM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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Hey Christian. How about Dana Hayes?
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#272656 - 09/18/07 05:17 AM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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dana hayes was pretty sexy for a much older woman. she is right tho, i was directing the scene kind of, because as much as i want to fuck like i do off camera, i cant. i have to open up for the camera. she didnt understand this concept. lol. nice lady, but hard to work with.
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#272657 - 09/18/07 10:05 AM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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Quote:

as i want to fuck like i do off camera, i cant. i have to open up for the camera.




CXXX, can you explain what "having to open up for the camera" means?
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#272658 - 09/18/07 10:32 AM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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Quote:

Quote:

as i want to fuck like i do off camera, i cant. i have to open up for the camera.




CXXX, can you explain what "having to open up for the camera" means?




Please don't let your fantasy run away with you. I'm sure you can figure it out.

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#272659 - 09/18/07 10:54 AM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Please don't let your fantasy run away with you





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#272660 - 09/18/07 12:56 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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Posts: 817
Quote:

Quote:

Please don't let your fantasy run away with you










I know exactly what kind of images that flashed before your dirty little eyes as you heard that phrase used by Chris XXX.
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#272661 - 09/18/07 05:31 PM Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Please don't let your fantasy run away with you










I know exactly what kind of images that flashed before your dirty little eyes as you heard that phrase used by Chris XXX.




Pray tell ...
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