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#271127 - 09/01/07 07:49 AM Kurt Has Again Reproduced
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from adultfyi... i deleted the boring shit about james bartholet (sorry, stevie why)

<snip>The next booking for Bartholet's swizzle stick will be Wednesday. According to Bartholet, there's a farewell party for Kurt Lockwood who's leaving the adult industry for Spain. Bartholet tells me Lockwood's going to be a father, that his girlfriend, who's from Spain, has already moved back there, and that she's expecting in 8 weeks.

"Kurt's going to sit on the beach and play daddy," announces Bartholet.
<snip>




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#271128 - 09/01/07 08:22 AM Re: Kurt Has Again Reproduced
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That's great news. Maybe Kurt can skullfuck this child into loving him.
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#271129 - 09/01/07 09:25 AM Re: Kurt Has Again Reproduced
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#271130 - 09/01/07 10:20 AM Re: Kurt Has Again Reproduced
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Well, Kurt says he's rich, so I'm sure the kid will be born with a silver dildo in it's ass.

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#271131 - 09/01/07 10:25 AM Re: Kurt Has Again Reproduced
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Old news. I knew this 4 months ago.
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#271132 - 09/01/07 10:26 AM Re: Kurt Has Again Reproduced
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Old news. I knew this 4 months ago.


i bet darth did, too.
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#271133 - 09/01/07 10:27 AM Re: Kurt Has Again Reproduced
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Old news. I knew this 4 months ago.




Yeah, so did I. I also know yesterday's lotto number.
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#271134 - 09/01/07 10:28 AM Re: Kurt Has Again Reproduced
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I hear that egomania usually skips a generation, so the kid just might turn out alright.
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#271135 - 09/01/07 11:16 AM Re: Kurt Has Again Reproduced
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I hear that egomania usually skips a generation, so the kid just might turn out alright.




True, but look at it this way. Kurt has probably been lucky enough to avoid a great many horrible character flaws that his parents WITHOUT A DOUBT suffered from because of the same reason. His kid will be fucked up, but maybe in a different way than Kurt.
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#271136 - 09/01/07 12:52 PM Re: Kurt Has Again Reproduced
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#271137 - 09/01/07 02:33 PM Re: Kurt Has Again Reproduced
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At least he gets to live in Spain, which is an awesome place.
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#271138 - 09/01/07 02:58 PM Re: Kurt Has Again Reproduced
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At least he gets to live in Spain, which is an awesome place.




Spain is cool. I have a buddy who has a condo on the beach on the Costa Del Sol East of Malaga that lets me use it every couple of years. It's still not cheap so I hope our friend Lockshit has saved his coins...
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#271139 - 09/01/07 03:08 PM Re: Kurt Has Again Reproduced
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from adultfyi... i deleted the boring shit about james bartholet (sorry, stevie why)

<snip>The next booking for Bartholet's swizzle stick will be Wednesday. According to Bartholet, there's a farewell party for Kurt Lockwood who's leaving the adult industry for Spain. Bartholet tells me Lockwood's going to be a father, that his girlfriend, who's from Spain, has already moved back there, and that she's expecting in 8 weeks.

"Kurt's going to sit on the beach and play daddy," announces Bartholet.
<snip>




I wondered why you mentioned me and then went and read that AdultFYI story...fucking classic how a drunkened post at 4 in the morning can set someone off.

ON A SERIOUS NON-XPT INSULTING NOTE: Well, I'm glad Kurt is taking the father thing seriously and frankly, exiting the industry is probably the best thing for the kid, even in uber-liberal Europe (though not sure what the politics in NW Spain are as those are the only surfing spots I can really think of over there). Not sure how the move to Europe will treat him; the U.S. Dollar is pretty much worthless compared to the Euro right now compared to five or six years ago, its basically like losing 30% of your money the second you fly across the pond, not to mention if he's going over there with large sums of cash the tax laws are all screwed up and will not be in his favor.

Hopefully he gets his finances done right; $1200 round-trip plane tickets, and everything so much more expensive in Europe can take a toll on even the most secure bank accounts, let alone with a kid on the way. Here's hoping he sticks to his gun and doesn't have to come back to the industry too soon.
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#271140 - 09/01/07 07:11 PM Re: Kurt Has Again Reproduced
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He can always earn a few euros taking it in the pooper from trannies in one of Nacho Vidal's videos.

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#271141 - 09/01/07 09:33 PM Re: Kurt Has Again Reproduced
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There's always babysitting.



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#271142 - 09/06/07 08:52 AM Re: Kurt Has Again Reproduced
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ON A SERIOUS NON-XPT INSULTING NOTE: Well, I'm glad Kurt is taking the father thing seriously and frankly, exiting the industry is probably the best thing for the kid, even in uber-liberal Europe (though not sure what the politics in NW Spain are as those are the only surfing spots I can really think of over there). Not sure how the move to Europe will treat him; the U.S. Dollar is pretty much worthless compared to the Euro right now compared to five or six years ago, its basically like losing 30% of your money the second you fly across the pond, not to mention if he's going over there with large sums of cash the tax laws are all screwed up and will not be in his favor.



Good luck to him. The taxes and constantly changing political scene are his biggest potential problems. They track foreigners closer than the USA and at any time you could find yourself on the outs (especially if you don't get the proper visa and you piss someone off). I seriously doubt he has the finances to maintain his lifestyle there without working but more power to him if he leaves the unappreciative masses behind.
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#271143 - 09/15/07 12:46 AM Re: Kurt Has Again Reproduced
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Reminds me of the opening premise of the Mike Judge movie "Idiocracy". Too bad the Nazi's had to make sterilization look bad......
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#271144 - 09/15/07 02:45 AM Re: Kurt Has Again Reproduced
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Reminds me of the opening premise of the Mike Judge movie "Idiocracy". Too bad the Nazi's had to make sterilization look bad......




Mike Judge is a UCSD grad (with a BA in physics...WTF?) and *I* still haven't seen it.

I feel like I failed my University.
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