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#268988 - 08/22/07 01:10 AM Re: XPT R.I.P.- So long, dear friends...
RyanKnox Offline
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
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There are still a few internet companies that do it the old fashioned way and pay the same day as opposed to waiting 3 weeks for DVD

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#268989 - 08/22/07 01:14 AM Re: XPT R.I.P.- So long, dear friends...
RyanKnox Offline
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
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That is if you're reading this post in relation to 25 posts ago, then it would have been a good point.

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#268990 - 08/22/07 01:24 AM Re: XPT R.I.P.- So long, dear friends...
warp_speed Offline
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Registered: 07/31/07
Posts: 817
They probably pay only YOU this way, Ryan. They don't want there to be any records of them hiring Ryan Knox as male talent.
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#268991 - 08/22/07 02:05 AM Re: XPT R.I.P.- So long, dear friends...
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Bo knows woodshedding

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#268992 - 08/22/07 02:17 AM Re: XPT R.I.P.- So long, dear friends...
Stevie Why Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
Quote:

Honestly, this thread is the epilogue of the most boring flamewar ever. Then we get nude Stevie Y pics to top it off? It this were a pop-up book, I would've mistaken dude's peen for a lightswitch.




Kurt accidentally compliments a tranny and that's the response, nude pics of me a week later. YAWN.
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#268993 - 08/22/07 07:21 AM Re: XPT R.I.P.- So long, dear friends...
Christian+Kurt=sore ass Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 08/19/07
Posts: 39
Quote:

Honestly, this thread is the epilogue of the most boring flamewar ever. Then we get nude Stevie Y pics to top it off? It this were a pop-up book, I would've mistaken dude's peen for a lightswitch.




I have now read over 100 of your posts here--- THAT is REALLY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING...zzzzzzzzzzzz

Eat some shit, and come back later

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#268994 - 08/22/07 09:47 AM Re: XPT R.I.P.- So long, dear friends...
RyanKnox Offline
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Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Quote:

They probably pay only YOU this way, Ryan. They don't want there to be any records of them hiring Ryan Knox as male talent.



Well that's nice you dumbshit bottom feed

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#268995 - 08/22/07 12:16 PM Re: XPT R.I.P.- So long, dear friends...
vanessa Offline
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Epilogue to an Epilogue:

Being a Porn Star is one of the dream jobs of our time.

From a young man's perspective, maybe from the perspective of an 18 year old, sex it the most important thing in life. At that age all that is on your mind is pussy. Sex. Your brain thinks about sex at least once a minute. The prime directive is to get laid. All your activities are directed towards that goal.

You see that the hottest girls seem to gravitate towards the guys who have money. If you aren't from a rich family you realize the need to create at least some appearance of success. A flashy car is usually the first choice as a way to impress the girls. Chris Rock once said: "It's not the men who like expensive cars, it's the women who like them", and that's why the guys buy them.

As a porn performer you get paid a lot of money to have sex with attractive women. Unlimited amounts of sex. Orgies. Money. Fame. Exposure. Los Angeles. Hollywood. California. Party time. You can have it all, and you can have it now. What's not to like about it? Done right, it's a dream come true.

Like with professional athletes your life span in porn is limited. You need to make a lot of money as fast as you can because your body won't be a commodity for long and you need to have your exit strategy lined up early on.

It sounds like Kurt has accomplished most of that. Like him or not, you can't argue with the fact that he has worked a lot and has made a lot of money (as much as can be made in porn). He has fucked plenty of women and I bet he has enjoyed most of them. And now he can retire and travel and choose to live in Spain if he likes... and think about what to do with the rest of his life.

He has lived a dream. That's a big accomplishment.

If only he could believe his own success, maybe then he could become an inspiration for others to pursue their dreams as well.

It's never too late for that...

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#268996 - 08/22/07 02:48 PM Re: XPT R.I.P.- So long, dear friends...
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
You lost me right here:
Quote:

...
Being a Porn Star is one of the dream jobs of our time....




What you don't realize is that's not one of the dreams of our times. Once you (and Kurt) understand that being a pornstar is nothing to be envied the rest of your (and Kurts) argument falls flat.

It's not going to dawn on Kurt until his money runs out and he tries to find a job. I predict a bloated bald pasty, wheezing Lockwood screaming in all-caps at some poor guy in Human Resources: "WHAT IN THE HELL DOES MY BACKGROUND HAVE TO DO WITH SELLING PAPER GOODS?!?"

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#268997 - 08/22/07 03:15 PM Re: XPT R.I.P.- So long, dear friends...
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Quote:

Honestly, this thread is the epilogue of the most boring flamewar ever.




That's right Gia, it sure got boring seeing sKurt toot his own horn
Since he never had the guts to send me his number, one of my many allies delivered the # 323-445- hey jerky, guess who?
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#268998 - 08/22/07 03:17 PM Re: XPT R.I.P.- So long, dear friends...
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Yesssss! I feel a series of prank calls from the Spanish embassy coming on.
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#268999 - 08/22/07 04:34 PM Re: XPT R.I.P.- So long, dear friends...
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Smut, it was boring ALL around. And prank calling? What are we...12? Plus, you've already ruined the gag by posting that there will be prank calls ahead. That's like people who threaten to sue. Just sue! Warning them only prepares their defense...duh. That said, I wanna be 12 again. I had a hot bod then.
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#269000 - 08/22/07 05:11 PM Re: XPT R.I.P.- So long, dear friends...
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
My foreshadowing:

Steve is sitting in an American-themed restaurant in Barcelona, drinking, probably high on coke, and feeling his oats again. He's been in Spain long enough to learn a little of the politics, and feeling safe in an American-looking enclave, starts talking about those "fucking nationalists."

Upon leaving said American-themed restaurant, three ETA members accost him, take him out back, and beat him to within an ounce of his life.

Lackw00d --> <-- Basque Separatists

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#269001 - 08/22/07 05:14 PM Re: XPT R.I.P.- So long, dear friends...
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

My foreshadowing:

Steve is sitting in an American-themed restaurant in Barcelona, drinking, probably high on coke, and feeling his oats again. He's been in Spain long enough to learn a little of the politics, and feeling safe in an American-looking enclave, starts talking about those "fucking nationalists."

Upon leaving said American-themed restaurant, three ETA members accost him, take him out back, and beat him to within an ounce of his life.

Lackw00d --> <-- Basque Separatists





Him in an electric wheelchair, more crippled than I, works better... Trust me, Imagine pissing on his blow straw, Bingo! Pariah has a new pissmops variant....
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#269002 - 08/22/07 05:22 PM Re: XPT R.I.P.- So long, dear friends...
Stevie Why Offline
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Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
I'm still hoping he pulls a page out of his "idol" Dee Dee Ramone's book, and when he goes over to Spain picks up a hot 16 year old (girl or boy, who knows) and promptly decides to get married back in the states when he hears of some "killer waves brah" coming from a nice south swell.

He promptly gets hit on statutory rape charges, sexual trafficking and spends a good 20 years in Super Max (given he could 'roid out like the Incredible Hulk at any moment given all the drugs he's ingested over the years and break out of any normal prison) the second he steps foot back in this country.

Some Vegas bookies just informed me its about 8-1 odds of that happening at this point.
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#269003 - 08/22/07 06:12 PM Re: XPT R.I.P.- So long, dear friends...
vanessa Offline
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Quote:

You lost me right here: "Being a Porn Star is one of the dream jobs of our time...."




lol... I'm glad I didn't lose you before that.

Quote:

What you don't realize is that's not one of the dreams of our times.




I don't mean a "dream" in the sense that it's something easy or something that doesn't have it's dark sides. We know about the trainwrecks and dead people and the price tag that comes with porn.

I wonder how many porn performers look at their career and feel proud of it. Why shouldn't they feel proud, if it's something they loved doing?

Starting a second career is tough but people do it all the time. Hopefully most will succeed at it. Veterans have to do it. Factory workers who get laid off have to do it. Transsexuals who get fired from their jobs have to do it.

But I don't know what Stevie Y will do, his case is really screwed up. He's dreaming of some sort of hybrid success in both porn and mainstream... hey if he manages, more power to him. People have different "dreams".

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#269004 - 08/22/07 06:39 PM Re: XPT R.I.P.- So long, dear friends...
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Quote:

Smut, it was boring ALL around. And prank calling? What are we...12? Plus, you've already ruined the gag by posting that there will be prank calls ahead. That's like people who threaten to sue. Just sue! Warning them only prepares their defense...duh. That said, I wanna be 12 again. I had a hot bod then.




Chill out Gia, quit acting like such a wet blanket, don't you understand sarcasm? That's rhetorical, like duh is right, though it seems like Kurt was taking it all too seriously and that was a fatal mistake on his part.
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#269005 - 08/22/07 08:59 PM Re: XPT R.I.P.- So long, dear friends...
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:


It's not going to dawn on Kurt until his money runs out and he tries to find a job. I predict a bloated bald pasty, wheezing Lockwood screaming in all-caps at some poor guy in Human Resources: "WHAT IN THE HELL DOES MY BACKGROUND HAVE TO DO WITH SELLING PAPER GOODS?!?"




Showing up for the interview either without a shirt or wearing an elf costume isn't going to help his chances either, unless he is applying for the position of mascot for Lucky Charms cereal.
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#269006 - 08/22/07 09:28 PM Kurt leaves in shame
Houstondon Offline
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Registered: 03/11/07
Posts: 451
Loc: Houston
Since Kurt took such a personal interest in me, I’ll make a few comments:
1) Kurt came to XPT with a chip on his shoulder and virtually everyone he attacked handed his head as a result of his attacks. Anyone that was a “hater” became one thanks to Kurt’s own rampages, some of them dating back years and based on his suppositions more than anything else.

2) If you want to be left alone, don’t attack people with nonsensical attacks; especially when you were the one posting hundreds of times in a week, far more than anyone else. Had a generic performer joined XPT and made comments about the industry, he’d be smacked around a little and then after laughing it all off; he’d be one of the group. It’s a rite of passage and face it, anyone making such bold, untrue statements such as Kurt did so frequently will always be attacked. Considering your last rant went on for about 2300 words, and it was one of many, it was always clear who was the obsessed one in these exchanges. Few wanted you dead either as you provided too much entertainment value, get over it already!

3) Kurt, I had no problems with you until you attacked me last year. The email exchange included numerous threats of bodily violence directed my way (with a gun) simply because you thought I was Bornyo. I saved them and offered a bunch of ways you could verify my identity but you refused to listen. So if you think I’m a “hater”, consider that you manufactured any contempt I had for you, not the other way around. I’ve become acquainted with a lot of people in the industry and even when we disagreed on something, we generally kept it civil, as adults have been known to do.

4) I wasn’t keen on the couple of posts you made being edited by a mod but that was out of nearly 400 in the space of a week and it was pointed out to me that they were cut and paste jobs so no big loss. You couldn’t take the heat at ADT or XPT but thanks to your track record as a loser, none of the major websites picked up your tired rants (Luke did so in an amazingly light fashion, so any attention you think you got was all in your head.

5) I’d rather they leave your posts alone since they prove exactly what so many say about you. What better way to point and laugh as to give your own posts the attention they deserve?

6) Trish is worth a thousand of you and if Bo wants to piss away money financing another movie of yours, that’s his business. I got my information from the best source on Earth regarding your movie not having the green light yet and it was backed up by another incredibly well informed source that the proposed budget was a fantasy as well. Make the movie or don’t but your claims that you had lined up three other companies to finance it speak far better than I would as to the fantasy you projected on that one.

7) Just as I don’t praise my mailman for handling 1500 letters in a given week, neither do you deserve any praise based on numbers alone. Others here make more than you, are more attractive, and don’t need to have companies pay your fellow performers to have sex with you but enjoy Spain and your career change. Your LOTR analogy was close though; only you are the obsessed Gollum and can’t realize it because of your warped mind. Live life, be happy, and get some help since there are now meds you can take that won’t effect your performance enhancers…
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#269007 - 08/22/07 10:18 PM Re: XPT R.I.P.- So long, dear friends...
Stevie Why Offline
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Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
Quote:

But I don't know what Stevie Y will do, his case is really screwed up. He's dreaming of some sort of hybrid success in both porn and mainstream... hey if he manages, more power to him. People have different "dreams".




"XPT...The only place where trannies give YOU advice on mainstream career choices!"

Kurt did try it out in the mainstream, supposedly in Hollywood for years and all he had to show for it was a scene as a "Rollerbalding" (Freudian slip) Snowman in "Mixed Nuts," which I still need to track down as IT WILL BE MY AVATAR HERE, someday. He got a BA in Theatre; really, what else do you do with a Theatre degree besides act?

He ended up in porn because he went no where with it; and is it really any surprise from a guy that egotistical, that OBSESSED with money (especially for being so "punk rock") and that clamoring to get his face and cock seen by the world that he was too much *even* for Hollywood?

I do believe that porn is gaining a wider acceptance within the world, especially people my age who grew up with the internet. I don't mind being at the forefront of this change and feel I've done *my* part. I still have almost 15 years until I'm Kurt's current age.

I don't want any "mainstream" success; I want the opposite: fucking with the mainstream as much as possible. Fucking with the shallow people in Hollywood, many who are dumb as dirt. Fucking with the "mainstream" religious fanatics as much as possible; and what better way than with porn?

Really, I have a hundred things to explore as a career or fall back on. I've never defined myself by money, cash and rarely by possessions (who gives a fuck about a few Star Wars toys in the real world?) which is the exact opposite of Kurt. I can go to Grad school. I can take a full time job. I can hand in my law school applications (already took my LSATs) and within 3 years be making just as much as Kurt and NOT having to eat my own cum or star alongside a rubber dildo and worry about my physical looks to the degree a male porn star has to. Or I can continue on my present course for the time being; floating along like a "real punk", not be super worried with 9-5 jobs, fool around in the world of porn off and on and live a somewhat sober, fun life.

Plus I made my "life goal" since 14 to be on the cover of Hustler magazine, and achieved that almost two years ago. Find one other 21 year old who made a full article, let alone the pic inside is of him trying to fellate himself.


I've never let anyone else's notions or ideas of success define me besides *my* own.

Why don't you tell us, Vanessa, how YOU plan on surviving as a tranny for the next 25 years? Now that Kurt's "retired" I think you can cross off starring alongside him in his next video, right?
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#269008 - 08/22/07 11:38 PM Re: XPT R.I.P.- So long, dear friends...
vanessa Offline
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Wow. What if I had just left out the Y from my last post?

Teasing aside, I like what you're trying to accomplish and wish you the best of luck with it. It all sounds great. Just try to be nice to "trannies" and hire some the day you will be running your talk show or media empire, or whatever.

As far as my life is concerned, I can't tell you. I'm sort of lost... now that Kurt is gone. He seemed to be a nice guy, underneath it all. I'll miss him.

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#269009 - 08/23/07 07:21 AM Re: XPT R.I.P.- So long, dear friends...
Darth Offline
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Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
Kurt - I do have a reason for disliking you. Some would say I have a reason to hate you for things you've said and done. You must be fired from SexZ Pictures because there is no way those boys over there would put up with your bad publicity and making a mockery of their company. It seems with your post count that you haven't worked in a week which either means you are played out or you have a STD you needed to recover from. I wonder which one it was?

Christian - why don't you support your buddy Kurt? You basically sold him down the river by ignoring him and his rants. Maybe Derek keeps you in check better than Bo Kenney does with his peeps.
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#269010 - 08/23/07 09:09 AM Re: XPT R.I.P.- So long, dear friends...
Browser Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 204
Quote:

I had a hot bod then.




What do you mean had?

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#269011 - 08/23/07 08:43 PM Re: XPT R.I.P.- So long, dear friends...
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

Quote:

I've made an investment that is paying off for me in ways that I may never have to work in porn again.




Dear God, please be true.




XFL?
Lead-Based Happy-Fun-Time Chinese Toys?
Shy Love’s ATM Agency's Gay Division?
Ownership of the residuals on future sales of "Catwoman" (VHS only)?
kurtlockwood.com?


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#269012 - 08/24/07 06:41 AM Re: XPT R.I.P.- So long, dear friends...
Houstondon Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/11/07
Posts: 451
Loc: Houston
Quote:

I'm sort of lost... now that Kurt is gone. He seemed to be a nice guy, underneath it all. I'll miss him.




Vanessa, how exactly do you figure him to be a nice guy? Leaving out the threats, veiled and overt, and the nasty written attacks, was there really anything else to his rampage? While it's theoretically possible that he's a nice, talented, and genuine sort of guy when his meds are adjusted properly, he gave scant evidence of that during his stay here. I wish him well in his pursuit of happiness but calling him "nice" makes me almost wonder if I should have read the 90% of his posts that I blew off...
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#269013 - 08/24/07 08:05 AM Re: XPT R.I.P.- So long, dear friends...
Darth Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
vanessa have you had your tranny cock inside of Kurt? Do you know any tranny who has? Be honest.
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#269014 - 08/24/07 09:14 AM Re: Kurt leaves in shame
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:



3) Kurt, I had no problems with you until you attacked me last year. The email exchange included numerous threats of bodily violence directed my way (with a gun) simply because you thought I was Bornyo. I saved them and offered a bunch of ways you could verify my identity but you refused to listen.





This is one of the funniest things I have ever read. Thank you Don and Bornyo.
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#269015 - 08/24/07 10:59 AM Re: XPT R.I.P.- So long, dear friends...
vanessa Offline
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
I don't know, Don, but if you want an honest answer I'd have to say that I'm beginning to be bored by whatever issues you have with Kurt.

If you have any substantial issues with him that go beyond your bruised feelings, please settle it in court or in any other way you deem appropriate - in private. Or else let it go before it becomes an unhealthy obsession.

I never liked bitch fights. I like them even less if it's grown up men who are having them (I thought at least one of you was grown up).

I hope nobody took the line about my being lost without Kurt seriously. You just never know in here... however, I seriously do believe that Kurt is a nice guy, underneath it all.

... and Darth, thanks for asking your intelligent and probing questions, as usual.

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#269016 - 08/24/07 02:18 PM Vanessa gets bored?!? Whhhaaaaaa!!!
Houstondon Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/11/07
Posts: 451
Loc: Houston
Quote:

I don't know, Don, but if you want an honest answer I'd have to say that I'm beginning to be bored by whatever issues you have with Kurt.

If you have any substantial issues with him that go beyond your bruised feelings, please settle it in court or in any other way you deem appropriate - in private. Or else let it go before it becomes an unhealthy obsession.

I never liked bitch fights. I like them even less if it's grown up men who are having them (I thought at least one of you was grown up).




Yes, I was seeking an honest answer from you. I apologize in advance for your boredom, perhaps you find it more exciting when one of your detractors tears into your gender status instead of seeing something of merit discussed. While his 15 minutes of glory have long passed by, it is still interesting to look at some of the specifics revolving around his tirade and how people reacted to it (to some of us). That said, if my ability to bore you is in any way related to you thinking he was a nice guy, I have some ocean front property in Arizona to sell you.

Are you still stoked that he found you attractive early on in his tirade? Perhaps you only read a couple of his rants and missed those where he wished ill on some pretty decent folks. Whatever the case, "obsession" is when you post ~400 posts in a week, not when you reply a few times or discuss said rants with a number of others that have their own take on things. Steve couldn't bruise my feelings any more than he could argue his way out of a crack pipe but I was merely hoping you might have a reason behind thinking he is a nice guy that I could understand.

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#269017 - 08/24/07 02:44 PM Re: Vanessa gets bored?!? Whhhaaaaaa!!!
vanessa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Quote:


Are you still stoked that he found you attractive early on in his tirade?




I got a lot of validation out of thinking that he found my avatar attractive... that was a joke, right?

As I said, watch out for that obsessive compulsive behavior of yours...

I liked Kurt. I'll be missing him.

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#269018 - 08/24/07 04:43 PM Tranny on the attack...
Houstondon Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/11/07
Posts: 451
Loc: Houston
Quote:

I got a lot of validation out of thinking that he found my avatar attractive... that was a joke, right?



If I have to explain it to you...

Quote:

As I said, watch out for that obsessive compulsive behavior of yours...



Yes sir! I'll make sure to kill myself if I ever reach the levels he displayed.

Quote:

I liked Kurt. I'll be missing him.



No surprise there, sir. Maybe you can coax him back with your manly attributes?!?
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"I'm rich. I'm a strong, trained fighter. I own a gun. And I am completely...fucking ... psychotic." Kurt Lockwood ranting yet again

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#269019 - 08/24/07 05:27 PM Don just can't let go... must win argument.
vanessa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
I guess you really can't let go of your obsession with Kurt and his anus. He did get to you!

Oh... did I mention, I believe that Kurt is a nice guy, underneath it all.

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#269020 - 08/24/07 06:29 PM Re: Don just can't let go... must win argument.
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

Oh... did I mention, I believe that Kurt is a nice guy, underneath it all.




There is also a perfectly good screwdriver underneath all of this:




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#269021 - 08/24/07 06:35 PM Re: Don just can't let go... must win argument.
vanessa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
See, you understand what I'm talking about. There are probably hundreds of screwdrivers to be found there. Enough to tighten Don's loose screws.

Maybe I should become the (non-christian) Shelly Lubben for male performers, you think that could work?

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#269022 - 08/24/07 07:21 PM Re: XPT R.I.P.- So long, dear friends...
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i've finally got around to reading some of kurt's dissertation... what two banner changes is he referring to?
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#269023 - 08/24/07 07:27 PM Re: XPT R.I.P.- So long, dear friends...
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This was posted by Malice in two parts:



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#269024 - 08/24/07 07:30 PM Re: XPT R.I.P.- So long, dear friends...
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thanks... that must have been while i was on vacation. :bananaineedalaptop:
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#269025 - 08/25/07 05:40 AM Vanessa adds nothing new to XPT...Yawn...
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I guess you really can't let go of your obsession with Kurt and his anus. He did get to you!



Your definition of "obsession" and the generally accepted one must be like your definition of gender. Otherwise, I'm curious why you would suggest I cared what he did with his ass since I wasn't one of the members accusing him of being a homo based on his anal receptive activities. Ah well, thanks for trying...
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#269026 - 08/25/07 08:52 AM Re: XPT R.I.P.- So long, dear friends...
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If you find your Steve hatred dissipating, go to www.bgafd.co.uk and rip on his English counterpart/delusional piece of shit Wayne Scott Fox. He's more sensitive than Lackw00d and more delusional.

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#269027 - 08/25/07 10:40 AM Re: Don questions gender
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Your definition of "obsession" and the generally accepted one must be like your definition of gender. Otherwise, I'm curious why you would suggest I cared what he did with his ass since I wasn't one of the members accusing him of being a homo based on his anal receptive activities. Ah well, thanks for trying...




You have a point there. I take it back, about the "anus".

I'm sorry if I mistook you for a bigot. You would never call me Sir or somehow believe that my being transsexual is something you should make fun of in an argument, right? No, you wouldn't do that, because you're the nice, open-minded and friendly guy with a group of diverse friends in Houston. Now I remember, you told me about it. And you would never obsess about anything, especially not Kurt. Everybody knows that. And everybody knows that you're not a bully, even though you're twice the size of Kurt.

So, you would never attack me just because I dared to say that Kurt is a likable guy, despite your thorough deconstruction. I could just say that and be done with it...

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#269028 - 08/26/07 09:11 AM Vanessa defies her chromosomal status
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I'm sorry if I mistook you for a bigot. You would never call me Sir or somehow believe that my being transsexual is something you should make fun of in an argument, right? No, you wouldn't do that, because you're the nice, open-minded and friendly guy with a group of diverse friends in Houston. Now I remember, you told me about it. And you would never obsess about anything, especially not Kurt. Everybody knows that. And everybody knows that you're not a bully, even though you're twice the size of Kurt.

So, you would never attack me just because I dared to say that Kurt is a likable guy, despite your thorough deconstruction. I could just say that and be done with it...




Well, your dripping sarcasm aside, I would suggest you look up the word "bigot" before using it in a sentence. I'm not blindly intolerant towards other opinions but figured you might have seen something in Lockwood that the rest of us missed when you claimed he was a "likable guy" (albeit with qualifiers) considering his utter lack of showing that side of his personalities (plural intended) here.

On your gender status, I have consistently held with the biological aspects of it. You can chop things off, take all the drugs in the world, and proclaim yourself anything you want to be but it does not alter the fact that you seem so defensive about. Unlike some here, I don't call for your death by AIDS or think beating you with a baseball bat in a dark alley is appropriate but you're not exactly the poster child for charm so the topic of your gender is not off the table for discussion (if anything, the chemical induction of gender bending makes some of your comments more understandable, though no less wrong)..

As far as being a "bully", the internet is the great equalizer where smaller folks can dish it out the same as the rest of the population. Sadly for you, this also leaves you wide open to the flaws of your comments; said flaws being easy to pick apart at will. I'm not a moderator and have no other ability to "bully" you or your wannabe pal Kurt, responding to topics of passing interest as I see fit, not as determined by someone unable to even answer the simplest of questions as I posed of you in this thread. I wasn't going to beat you up for finding him likable, I was just curious as to what led you to the conclusion as antithetical as it was to my experience.
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#269029 - 08/26/07 10:02 AM ?
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If you were black and you were talking to somebody who questions if black people have the same intellectual abilities as white people, how would you feel? Or if you were gay you were talking to somebody who thinks homosexuality is a mental disorder that can be cured? How would you feel? If you were a Jew and you were talking to an Arab who thinks Israel must be wiped out, how would you feel? Or if you were a transsexual talking with somebody who doesn't believe that there really is such a thing as Gender Dysphoria? How would you feel? And all that in the context of a discussion that had NOTHING to do with any of it?

To answer your question. I'd rather have 100 psychotic Kurt Lockwoods then one ueber-bore Don Houston. Can you accept that? That's my personal preference.

Do you ask people what their favorite color is and then argue with them about why their choice is wrong?

PS: If you like we can meet for Brunch next time you're in LA and we can settle this in a civilized way. We might end up becoming best friends, but this online altercation has reached it's dead end. I'm off to the Peninsula, I've had enough aggravation for today.

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#269030 - 08/26/07 12:02 PM Re: ?
Houstondon Offline
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To answer your question. I'd rather have 100 psychotic Kurt Lockwoods then one ueber-bore Don Houston. Can you accept that? That's my personal preference.



My question had nothing to do with which one of us you liked better; only what you found about him to be "likable". You don't have to feel compelled to answer the question but you've spent considerable effort dancing around it that I must have hit a nerve (this is giving you credit for having enough reading comprehension skills to know the difference so it is not a slam against you).

Otherwise, for all you know, I'm a black Arab that practices the Jewish faith (etc etc). Keep in mind that it was you that interjected the tranny aspect into the thread and my guess was that his early comments about trannies were what you found "nice" about him (forgetting the hundreds of posts full of threats of violence and acts of aggression that I suspect you would be railing about endlessly had they been directed to you or fellow trannies). A simple answer on your part (or a mere refusal to do so) would have sufficed but you felt the need to make it personal (and for my part, I had no troubles reflecting it back on you).

PS: I tend to stay away from LA (unless you mean Louisiana) but maybe there should be an XPT get together at the upcoming AEE show in January where we can all laugh off whatever slights we feel were important.
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#269031 - 08/26/07 07:41 PM Tranny Analysis
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Otherwise, for all you know, I'm a black Arab that practices the Jewish faith (etc etc).

You are a black transsexual Arab who practices the Jewish faith and is of homosexual orientation and you live in Houston and you have a well-paid job in mainstream. You need to tell me the secret of your success. You should be on Ophra.

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Keep in mind that it was you that interjected the tranny aspect into the thread


You're wrong. I was NOT the first to bring that up, I usually try to keep that out unless somebody else brings it up. See below list to see who made the most extensive use of "trans-related" references. You are pretty much on top of the list. So, you got it wrong... you got it wrong... and I win!
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and my guess was that his early comments about trannies were what you found "nice" about him (forgetting the hundreds of posts full of threats of violence and acts of aggression that I suspect you would be railing about endlessly had they been directed to you or fellow trannies).


That's actually correct, at least it's part of the reason. He has been one of the very few people who has had the guts to make an open statement in my defense, even knowing that it would weaken his position. Does "Loyalty" mean anything to you? He has been "nicer" to me then you have - so far.


LIST OF TRANS USERS: THIS THREAD ONLY

BIFF Fitzgerald #257787 - 08/22/07 12:58 AM
He's moving to Brazil to do tranny films with John T. Bone and Nacho.

Stevie Why #257839 - 08/22/07 05:17 AM
Kurt accidentally compliments a tranny and that's the response, nude pics of me a week later.

vanessa #258003 - 08/22/07 09:12 PM
Transsexuals who get fired from their jobs have to do it.

Stevie Why #258041 - 08/23/07 01:18 AM
1) XPT...The only place where trannies give YOU advice on mainstream career choices!
2) Why don't you tell us, Vanessa, how YOU plan on surviving as a tranny for the next 25 years?

vanessa #258051 - 08/23/07 02:38 AM
Just try to be nice to "trannies" and hire some the day you will be running your talk show or media empire, or whatever.

Darth #258259 - 08/24/07 11:05 AM
1) vanessa have you had your tranny cock inside of Kurt?
2) Do you know any tranny who has?

Houstondon #258320 - 08/24/07 05:18 PM
I apologize in advance for your boredom, perhaps you find it more exciting when one of your detractors tears into your gender status instead of seeing something of merit discussed.

Houstondon #258350 - 08/24/07 07:43 PM
1) Tranny on the attack...
2) Yes sir!
3) No surprise there, sir.
4) Maybe you can coax him back with your manly attributes?!?

Houstondon #258416 - 08/25/07 08:40 AM
Your definition of "obsession" and the generally accepted one must be like your definition of gender.

vanessa #258429 - 08/25/07 01:40 PM
1) Don questions gender
2) You would never call me Sir or somehow believe that my being transsexual is something you should make fun of in an argument, right?

Houstondon #258522 - 08/26/07 12:11 PM
1) Vanessa defies her chromosomal status
2) On your gender status, I have consistently held with the biological aspects of it.
3) You can chop things off, take all the drugs in the world, and proclaim yourself anything you want to be but it does not alter the fact that you seem so defensive about.
4) Unlike some here, I don't call for your death by AIDS or think beating you with a baseball bat in a dark alley is appropriate but you're not exactly the poster child for charm so the topic of your gender is not off the table for discussion (if anything, the chemical induction of gender bending makes some of your comments more understandable, though no less wrong)..

vanessa #258531 - 08/26/07 01:02 PM
Or if you were a transsexual talking with somebody who doesn't believe that there really is such a thing as Gender Dysphoria?



And now I don't want to hear anyone call me OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE!

WHY, this post of mine looks very similar to what KURT could have written himself.

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#269032 - 08/26/07 08:26 PM Re: Tranny Analysis
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How in the fuck is it possible for the average length of post in this thread to increase since Lockwood left?
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#269033 - 08/26/07 08:29 PM Re: Tranny Analysis
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lol

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#269034 - 08/27/07 09:16 PM Re: Tranny Analysis
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Registered: 03/11/07
Posts: 451
Loc: Houston
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You should be on Ophra.



Why would I want to join the Oklahoma Public Human Resources Association (www.ophra.info)?

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You're wrong. I was NOT the first to bring that up, I usually try to keep that out unless somebody else brings it up. See below list to see who made the most extensive use of "trans-related" references. You are pretty much on top of the list. So, you got it wrong... you got it wrong... and I win!



I stand corrected, not being OCD enough to research every posting in this extensive thread. You were one of the first though and well before I made my single use of the word tranny in the subject header (so you'd know it was meant for your eyes). In any case, you went out of your way to remind Steve F. to be nice to your fellow trannies so you can't claim ignorance but if it makes you that excited to think you won something, by all means bask in your newfound glory.

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That's actually correct, at least it's part of the reason. He has been one of the very few people who has had the guts to make an open statement in my defense, even knowing that it would weaken his position. Does "Loyalty" mean anything to you? He has been "nicer" to me then you have - so far.



I'll make a deal with you, when you make a point about something I agree with in the near future, in a thread I actually bother to keep up with, I'll say so. Isn't it better to do this out of logic and reason over blind loyalty though? Otherwise, if that was the extent of his being "nice" in hundreds of posts where attack was the prime directive used, I'm not going to beat you up further over the matter since you are desperate for support by the looks of it.

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And now I don't want to hear anyone call me OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE! WHY, this post of mine looks very similar to what KURT could have written himself.



You answered your own comment too perfectly for me to drive in the final nail on the coffin. Thanks for clearing the matter up.
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#269035 - 08/27/07 11:18 PM Re: Tranny Analysis
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Registered: 07/31/07
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Quote:

Quote:

You should be on Ophra.



Why would I want to join the Oklahoma Public Human Resources Association (www.ophra.info)?

Quote:

You're wrong. I was NOT the first to bring that up, I usually try to keep that out unless somebody else brings it up. See below list to see who made the most extensive use of "trans-related" references. You are pretty much on top of the list. So, you got it wrong... you got it wrong... and I win!



I stand corrected, not being OCD enough to research every posting in this extensive thread. You were one of the first though and well before I made my single use of the word tranny in the subject header (so you'd know it was meant for your eyes). In any case, you went out of your way to remind Steve F. to be nice to your fellow trannies so you can't claim ignorance but if it makes you that excited to think you won something, by all means bask in your newfound glory.

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That's actually correct, at least it's part of the reason. He has been one of the very few people who has had the guts to make an open statement in my defense, even knowing that it would weaken his position. Does "Loyalty" mean anything to you? He has been "nicer" to me then you have - so far.



I'll make a deal with you, when you make a point about something I agree with in the near future, in a thread I actually bother to keep up with, I'll say so. Isn't it better to do this out of logic and reason over blind loyalty though? Otherwise, if that was the extent of his being "nice" in hundreds of posts where attack was the prime directive used, I'm not going to beat you up further over the matter since you are desperate for support by the looks of it.

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And now I don't want to hear anyone call me OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE! WHY, this post of mine looks very similar to what KURT could have written himself.



You answered your own comment too perfectly for me to drive in the final nail on the coffin. Thanks for clearing the matter up.






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#269036 - 08/28/07 03:39 AM Re: Tranny Analysis
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Can we please let this thread die already?
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#269037 - 08/29/07 07:46 AM Kurt, Belladonna and Herpes
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NOOOOO!!!!!!

Kurt, come back! We want to hear about you, your scene with Belladonna, and her subsequent herpes diagnosis!!!
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