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#257307 - 07/06/07 09:45 AM Classy finishing move
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
It's like a reverse donkey punch!



What do you call this move?
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#257308 - 07/06/07 11:20 AM Re: Classy finishing move
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
'Slapping the taste out of her mouth'?

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#257309 - 07/06/07 11:25 AM Re: Classy finishing move
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
booyah.
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#257310 - 07/06/07 11:27 AM Re: Classy finishing move
Saevus Maximus Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
I call it strokeworthy.
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#257311 - 07/06/07 11:27 AM Re: Classy finishing move
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
cum slap

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#257312 - 07/06/07 11:58 AM Re: Classy finishing move
fuckwhore Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/18/07
Posts: 376
would have been better if he push kicked her in the face.

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#257313 - 07/06/07 12:28 PM Re: Classy finishing move
PainfulAzzFuckin Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/01/06
Posts: 502
OMFG that's raunchy hot.....I'm jacking off right now watching that animated gif and your fat kid avatar at the same time.


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#257314 - 07/06/07 12:52 PM Re: Classy finishing move
Mike Meatmaster Offline
Pervert

Registered: 05/31/03
Posts: 2211
Loc: TX
Where's that from? Who's the whore?

Quote:

It's like a reverse donkey punch!



What do you call this move?


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#257315 - 07/06/07 01:23 PM Re: Classy finishing move
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Y'know, if he slapped both her cheeks simultaneously in a clapping motion, it would be just like John Belushi's impression of a zit in 'National Lampoon's Animal House'...only with cum!

Maybe something to try at the next Gokkun, although I think the clapper should do it from behind because 1) they'll have the element of surprise and 2) they'll avoid the getting the projectile vomit blast of cum being expelled from her mouth all over themselves.

Or how about a slow motion, black and white clip set to classical music a la Scorcese's 'Raging Bull', with the head whipping across from the force of the blow and the gumshield and jizz flying artfully through the air. A surefire AVN winner, I feel, and I just know CAOH/Simp/Windsock would heartily approve!

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#257316 - 07/06/07 01:32 PM Re: Classy finishing move
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY



"Yo bitch, you could've had a V-8!"

Instead she gobbled Afro Jizz, and now "Ain't Nobody gonna be takin No Bitches to no Motherfuckin' Prom!"
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#257317 - 07/06/07 02:49 PM Re: Classy finishing move
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
She got slapped because she was playing with her food.
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#257318 - 07/06/07 03:28 PM Re: Classy finishing move
Handful Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681

Quote:

It's like a reverse donkey punch!



What do you call this move?




Bitch slap is too obvious. I'm calling it "The Happy Ending" because watching it made me smile after a rough day.
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#257319 - 07/06/07 04:49 PM Re: Classy finishing move
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:

It's like a reverse donkey punch!



What do you call this move?




That's what you get for spitting, bitch.
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#257320 - 07/06/07 05:39 PM Re: Classy finishing move
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1688
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Did she punch him in the nuts at the last part of that?
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#257321 - 07/06/07 05:46 PM Re: Classy finishing move
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
cum dogging punish

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#257322 - 07/06/07 07:55 PM Re: Classy finishing move
vanessa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
This is nauseating. It reminds me of one of my worst experiences. Don't ever do this unless you're an asshole or the girl has told you that she is really into this and wants you to do it... like you don't know that already... it's sickening!

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#257323 - 07/06/07 08:37 PM Re: Classy finishing move
bigmonkeynuts Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 03/19/06
Posts: 10
Quote:

This is nauseating. It reminds me of one of my worst experiences. Don't ever do this unless you're an asshole or the girl has told you that she is really into this and wants you to do it... like you don't know that already... it's sickening!




fuck that, chix like it rough

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#257324 - 07/06/07 08:44 PM Re: Classy finishing move
vanessa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Quote:

Quote:

This is nauseating. It reminds me of one of my worst experiences. Don't ever do this unless you're an asshole or the girl has told you that she is really into this and wants you to do it... like you don't know that already... it's sickening!




fuck that, chix like it rough




lol... excellent first post... you guys are crazy.


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#257325 - 07/06/07 09:14 PM Re: Classy finishing move
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
I think it's Monica Santhiago from Ass Jazz 5 (trailer) but I may be wrong. Houston Don did a review of it HERE and makes no mention of a bitch slap. HDon can you shed a little light on if this is or is not Monica Santhiago from Ass Jazz 5? Thanks.
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#257326 - 07/06/07 09:24 PM Re: Classy finishing move
Nugent Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
Quote:

It's like a reverse donkey punch!



What do you call this move?




I call it "Make sure your fucking girlfriend doesn't see this shit if you want sex for the next month. Holy shit. LMAO.
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#257327 - 07/06/07 09:28 PM Re: Classy finishing move
Nugent Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
Quote:

Quote:

This is nauseating. It reminds me of one of my worst experiences. Don't ever do this unless you're an asshole or the girl has told you that she is really into this and wants you to do it... like you don't know that already... it's sickening!




fuck that, chix like it rough




I'll go out on a limb and say that might just be the funniest first post EVER...
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#257328 - 07/06/07 09:48 PM Re: Classy finishing move
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

I think it's Monica Santhiago from Ass Jazz 5 (trailer) but I may be wrong. Houston Don did a review of it HERE and makes no mention of a bitch slap. HDon can you shed a little light on if this is or is not Monica Santhiago from Ass Jazz 5? Thanks.




Nevermind, I was wrong. It's not Ass Jazz 5.
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#257329 - 07/06/07 10:50 PM Re: Classy finishing move
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

I'll go out on a limb and say that might just be the funniest first post EVER...





Makes up for the fact that it took him a year and a half to make his first post. Anyway, welcome, Dude.

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#257330 - 07/06/07 11:23 PM Re: Classy finishing move
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9159
Quote:

Quote:

I'll go out on a limb and say that might just be the funniest first post EVER...





Makes up for the fact that it took him a year and a half to make his first post. Anyway, welcome, Dude.



Nugent reg'ed the same day I did, he's pretty cool. Is there are a point here?

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#257331 - 07/06/07 11:53 PM Re: Classy finishing move
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Nugent reg'ed the same day I did, he's pretty cool. Is there are a point here?




Not Nugent. bigmonkeynuts. The guy who posted "fuck that, chix like it rough." He reg'ed on 3/19/06 and didn't post until today. But it's such a great post it makes up for it.

Nugent is very cool, and that Cryptkeeper/Wankus avatar kicks ass.

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#257332 - 07/08/07 11:26 AM Re: Classy finishing move
Pat PornAddict Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 08/24/06
Posts: 3
Loc: New Jersey
Quote:

'Slapping the taste out of her mouth'?




I'm shocked no one commented on this reply. I think it's fucking awesome!

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#257333 - 07/09/07 12:43 PM Re: Classy finishing move
PainfulAzzFuckin Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/01/06
Posts: 502
Quote:

This is nauseating. It reminds me of one of my worst experiences. Don't ever do this unless you're an asshole or the girl has told you that she is really into this and wants you to do it... like you don't know that already... it's sickening!




Bullshit....you do this to the bitch who just took a mouthful of your jizz as a sign that you are disgusted with her being such a fucking whore and that you aren't going to be fucking her again.

Then you call her sister.
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#257334 - 07/09/07 03:22 PM Re: Classy finishing move
vanessa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Quote:

Quote:

This is nauseating. It reminds me of one of my worst experiences. Don't ever do this unless you're an asshole or the girl has told you that she is really into this and wants you to do it... like you don't know that already... it's sickening!




Bullshit....you do this to the bitch who just took a mouthful of your jizz as a sign that you are disgusted with her being such a fucking whore and that you aren't going to be fucking her again.

Then you call her sister.




I don't know why this one makes me laugh... I guess because it's so retarded that even I can't take it seriously...


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#257335 - 07/09/07 09:10 PM Re: Classy finishing move
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
What fine film is that from?

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