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#257218 - 07/05/07 05:24 PM Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore names?
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example-





TryMe

Cant the braintrust over @ LADirect help this poor girl out?

TryMe....OMG!!!!

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#257219 - 07/05/07 05:28 PM Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore names?
safado Offline
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Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 329
Maybe "StupidWhore" is already taken

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#257220 - 07/05/07 05:30 PM Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore name
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
It should be "Trisomy", as in Trisomy 18 . Only spell it "Trysome".

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#257221 - 07/05/07 05:35 PM Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore name
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1685
Loc: at the end of the longest line
What? She couldn't think of any ex-friends from high school she wanted to make life miserable for by using the ex-friend's real name as her screen name?
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#257222 - 07/05/07 05:40 PM Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore names?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Change name and get those little random tats above her cunt removed...what are those 3 stars? Is that how spicey she likes her chicken curry? I like mine at 5 cuz that's how my Pakistani side rolls.
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#257223 - 07/05/07 06:26 PM Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore name
zenman Offline

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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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Change name and get those little random tats above her cunt removed...what are those 3 stars? Is that how spicey she likes her chicken curry? I like mine at 5 cuz that's how my Pakistani side rolls.




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#257224 - 07/05/07 06:46 PM Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore name
Tritone Offline
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Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
Well I think she is cute. Very appealing "asain"-type eyes. TryMe? Certainly!!!!


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#257225 - 07/05/07 07:06 PM Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore name
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Change name and get those little random tats above her cunt removed...what are those 3 stars? Is that how spicey she likes her chicken curry? I like mine at 5 cuz that's how my Pakistani side rolls.




The hottest pepper I ever ate, in my life, was in a Pakistani restaurant, Gods honest truth.

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#257226 - 07/05/07 07:28 PM Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore name
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

example-





TryMe

Cant the braintrust over @ LADirect help this poor girl out?

TryMe....OMG!!!!




that whore is fucking ugly

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#257227 - 07/05/07 08:33 PM Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore name
fuckwhore Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/18/07
Posts: 376
Quote:

Change name and get those little random tats above her cunt removed...what are those 3 stars? Is that how spicey she likes her chicken curry? I like mine at 5 cuz that's how my Pakistani side rolls.




I think she's 3 out of 5 star on the whoremeter. Maybe that's why she named herself "TryMe".

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#257228 - 07/05/07 09:30 PM Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore name
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9155
Quote:

Well I think she is cute. Very appealing "asain"-type eyes. TryMe? Certainly!!!!





How long before Chico Wang, Don Fernando or Jaunty Bone tries to pistol-whip the whore? Oh wait, she's about 10 years too old for them.

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#257229 - 07/05/07 11:23 PM Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore names?
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

Change name and get those little random tats above her cunt removed...what are those 3 stars? Is that how spicey she likes her chicken curry? I like mine at 5 cuz that's how my Pakistani side rolls.




That kills.
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#257230 - 07/06/07 01:01 AM Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore names?
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Yes, we have run out of porn names. I think the trend started (or at least I first noticed it) when gagfactor.com berated Jenna Presley for taking part of Jenna Jameson's name and part of Teagan Presley's.

We could start up a porn name predictor pool...I've no doubt we will see some of these within the next 12 months, if we haven't already:

Maddox Presley
Presley Maddox
Jolie Maddox
Maddox Jolie
Presley Lynn
McKenzie McKenzie
McKenzie Lynn
Maddox Lynn
Jondra Lynn
Jondra Jolie
Jondra Presley
Jondra McKenzie
Jondra Jameson
McKenzie Long
Presley Long
Angelina Long
Jondra Long
Angelina Presley

...ad nauseum. It's like those fridge magnet word/poem things, only with about 5-6 interchangeable names to choose from.

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#257231 - 07/06/07 01:03 AM Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore names?
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

Change name and get those little random tats above her cunt removed...what are those 3 stars? Is that how spicey she likes her chicken curry? I like mine at 5 cuz that's how my Pakistani side rolls.




[parishilton]That's Hot[/parishilton]

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#257232 - 07/06/07 01:47 AM Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore names?
Dean Wormer Offline
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Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
That ranks right up there with Too Pretty For Porn and Truly Yours.
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#257233 - 07/06/07 05:23 AM Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore names?
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9155
Quote:

I think the trend started (or at least I first noticed it) when gagfactor.com berated Jenna Presley for taking part of Jenna Jameson's name and part of Teagan Presley's


What do you expect? A tooth fairy?

Quote:

We could start up a porn name predictor pool...I've no doubt we will see some of these within the next 12 months, if we haven't already:
Maddox Presley
Presley Maddox
Jolie Maddox
Maddox Jolie
Presley Lynn
McKenzie McKenzie
McKenzie Lynn
Maddox Lynn
Jondra Lynn
Jondra Jolie
Jondra Presley
Jondra McKenzie
Jondra Jameson
McKenzie Long
Presley Long
Angelina Long
Jondra Long
Angelina Presley

...ad nauseum. It's like those fridge magnet word/poem things, only with about 5-6 interchangeable names to choose from.



Goddamnit...danG rules!

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#257234 - 07/06/07 11:32 AM Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore names?
Crucifixio Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/22/06
Posts: 126
Loc: Maryland
He was at least dead-on with Presley Maddox if he didn't know about her already; she has been around for a lil while now.

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#257235 - 07/06/07 11:56 AM Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore name
fuckwhore Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/18/07
Posts: 376
Quote:

He was at least dead-on with Presley Maddox if he didn't know about her already; she has been around for a lil while now.




Presly Maddox is a hot little whore.

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#257236 - 07/06/07 12:45 PM Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore name
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Donny, if you read this, please name a whore Jondra Long.
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#257237 - 07/08/07 06:23 PM Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore name
fuckwhore Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/18/07
Posts: 376
New porn whores should use the following scheme to name themselves...

First name should be their childhood best friends name
Last name should be the last name of the 1st man that molested or raped them.

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#257238 - 07/08/07 07:06 PM Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore name
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Hahaha. Fuckwhore, that's awesome.
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#257239 - 07/08/07 07:07 PM Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore name
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Quote:

Last name should be the last name of the 1st man that molested or raped them.





This would account for the proliferation of new whores named "Long"

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#257240 - 07/09/07 11:28 AM Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore names?
Blue Offline
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Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 428
Loc: Hell, or something like it
It would appear so, as they seem to be stealing former classmates .
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#257241 - 07/09/07 11:38 AM Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore names?
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

It would appear so, as they seem to be stealing former classmates .




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#257242 - 07/09/07 03:42 PM Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore name
vanessa Offline
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Quote:

Last name should be the last name of the 1st man that molested or raped them.





That's not a good idea re privacy protection because most performers would have to use their real last name, or the last name of somebody closely related... (daddy, uncle, etc)

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#257243 - 07/09/07 04:23 PM Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore name
Cum Stains Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
Quote:


That's not a good idea re privacy protection because most performers would have to use their real last name, or the last name of somebody closely related... (daddy, uncle, etc)




Cmon, even their own siblings have different last names.
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#257244 - 07/10/07 03:19 AM Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore name
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Quote:

Quote:

Last name should be the last name of the 1st man that molested or raped them.





This would account for the proliferation of new whores named "Long"




I just feel kinda sad for his first "Asian" find porn whore.....for it shall be named Yoko Ono Long

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#257245 - 07/11/07 05:03 PM Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore names?
Crucifixio Offline
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Registered: 04/22/06
Posts: 126
Loc: Maryland
Quote:

Syvette Wimberly




I was gonna mention the Syvette Wimberly thing but it was just too easy. The whore in that link, however, is Brooke Haven not Syvette. Syvette's the blonde in this set and in these clips.

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