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#249923 - 06/07/07 02:55 PM I really hate shit tattoos!
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Feel free to add your own selections. These are just incredible works of art.

Really lifelike!



Why? Just why?



Amazing. Just like Rick Baker did it!



This is a photo. Has to be. So lifelike. Who is it?



A photo of one of the chicks on Rob Spallone's books.



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#249924 - 06/07/07 03:21 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Heinous. I once had a pic of some prison inmate with an Anna Nicole tat on his back. It looked like it was done with a paper clip.
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#249925 - 06/07/07 05:22 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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this is funny, I was just thinking about making a bad tattoo thread the other day. oh well, let's see what I got...





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#249926 - 06/07/07 05:27 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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#249927 - 06/07/07 05:29 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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This is what every white person with asian tattoos deserve.





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#249928 - 06/07/07 05:31 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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#249929 - 06/07/07 05:31 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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#249930 - 06/07/07 05:34 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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#249931 - 06/07/07 06:22 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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This is a two fer. A lot of barbed wire on JJ and a crucified Gumby on that guy that we always make fun of because of his crucified Gumby tattoo. If only I had the time to photoshop Wankus in the background showing off his Miami Dolphins ink or his drunk fish in a martini glass tat. I'll leave that to someone else.





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#249932 - 06/07/07 06:59 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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#249933 - 06/07/07 08:02 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Even "good" tatts are shit!

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#249934 - 06/08/07 02:00 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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For some reason it's not the tat, or the nose ring. It's the glasses and the tablecloth shirt that make me laugh.

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#249935 - 06/08/07 02:08 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Mister Cool Ice!!!

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#249936 - 06/08/07 06:01 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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#249937 - 06/08/07 06:17 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Tattoos themselves aren't a bad thing if they are done tastefully within some stylistic guidelines. Getting a tattoo of Gumby is just aesthetically horrendous.

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#249938 - 06/08/07 06:35 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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#249939 - 06/08/07 07:19 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Someone needs to tell this guy that Cats is no longer running on Broadway.
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#249940 - 06/08/07 07:50 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Maybe the tattoo was done from a picture of her AFTER she'd died?

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#249941 - 06/08/07 07:52 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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if i had any bad tattoos i'd be sure to post them here..although i did have a bad experience at one of those "tattoo parties" but its since been covered..if you have an artist stick with said artist. anyone can tattoo not everyone can do it well. if you're in the va/md/dc area check out these shops for great work..jack brown's tattoo revival..www.myspace.com/1tattoos and salvation in richmond..www.myspace.com/salvation

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#249942 - 06/08/07 07:55 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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this is funny, I was just thinking about making a bad tattoo thread the other day. oh well, let's see what I got...








WHOAH!!! The ladies must be impressed!

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#249943 - 06/08/07 08:30 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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This thread is awesome so lets please keep it going and as for Mr.Cool Ice, wow, just wow.

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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Mister Cool Ice!!!




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#249944 - 06/08/07 08:50 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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#249945 - 06/08/07 08:54 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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#249946 - 06/08/07 08:56 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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smartt?

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#249947 - 06/08/07 08:59 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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I love corn dogs too, but seriously..
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#249948 - 06/08/07 09:55 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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the greatest place to see some bad tattoos is www.rankmytattoos.com or at a porn shop where my customers always love talking about my work then showing me their great taz tattoos..my usual response is ummm wow thats really good heh

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#249949 - 06/08/07 11:18 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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I think she'd get infections with those cat whiskers implanted in her skin - a bit like hair transplant patients who have artificial hair implanted

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#249950 - 06/08/07 11:47 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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I think she'd get infections with those cat whiskersimplanted in her skin - a bit like hair transplant patients who have artificial hair implanted



that's a guy..i watched this discovery show about him..he wanted to be a tiger or cat or something stupid so he had all this surgery to make him more cat-like

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#249951 - 06/08/07 12:09 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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that's a guy..i watched this discovery show about him..he wanted to be a tiger or cat or something stupid so he had all this surgery to make him more cat-like






Did they make Bob Barker happy and neuter him, too??
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#249952 - 06/08/07 12:12 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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that's a guy..i watched this discovery show about him..he wanted to be a tiger or cat or something stupid so he had all this surgery to make him more cat-like






Did they make Bob Barker happy and neuter him, too??




Dear God I hope so. He'll have kids that want to transform into dogs or something. Either that, or he'll have a litter of kittens.

In any case
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#249953 - 06/08/07 03:25 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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I think she'd get infections with those cat whiskers implanted in her skin - a bit like hair transplant patients who have artificial hair implanted




I saw that dude on TV too. The metal whiskers are removable screw onto small threaded stud-like piercings through the lips or something like that Pretty fucked up.
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#249954 - 06/08/07 03:42 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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#249955 - 06/08/07 03:49 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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More great ink.

If this stupid bitch isn't in porn yet, why not?



Did we see Mr Cool Ice's back yet? Holy shit. Check out the look on the face of the dude lying down on the right. He's beginning to wonder if a tat is such a good idea!



Hey, Jeff, I didn't think you had any ink?



Maybe I'm wrong, but if I looked like this kid, I'd want a tat of someone tearing someone's head off, blood everywhere. Nah, fuck it. Go for the fairy.



One of the most awful non-prison tats I think I've ever seen.



Can we have some input from the chicks? Girls, how would you really react if a guy pulled his shorts down and you saw this?



Okay, so the art is actually pretty good. It just needs to answer one question: WHY?



Does this qualify as child pornography?



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#249956 - 06/08/07 05:02 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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HAHAHAHHA I can't stop laughing. That's a lot of lost bets

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#249957 - 06/08/07 06:06 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Dear God I hope so. He'll have kids that want to transform into dogs or something. Either that, or he'll have a litter of kittens.





You actually think he will get laid anytime in the rest of his life or even any of his next eight?
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#249958 - 06/08/07 06:31 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Rob Longshot?

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#249959 - 06/09/07 05:38 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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#249960 - 06/09/07 05:42 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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#249961 - 06/09/07 10:05 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Furniture? Who the fuck has furniture tattooed on themselves? That's the fucking most insane thing I think I've ever seen! Unbelievable!
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#249962 - 06/09/07 10:24 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Furniture? Who the fuck has furniture tattooed on themselves? That's the fucking most insane thing I think I've ever seen! Unbelievable!


thats what makes it so incredibly cool..hell i have a barney fife, frankenstein on a bigwheel and sacred cheeseburger that says family..whenever you're having a bad day you can look down and just get a chuckle..at least thats what mr fife has me doing. just remember you gotta nip it...nip it in the bud

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#249963 - 06/09/07 10:27 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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I think the bad tattoo of bad 70s living room furniture is supposed to be kitschy/ironic, like everything 70s is.
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#249964 - 06/09/07 07:24 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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#249965 - 06/09/07 08:23 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Shit I thought this was supposed to be him ripping his chest open, but when I saw the wedding band, I realized what it was.


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#249966 - 06/09/07 08:27 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Shit I thought this was supposed to be him ripping his chest open, but when I saw the wedding band, I realized what it was.


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Are those meant to be tyre tracks?

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#249967 - 06/09/07 08:38 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Some smart ass's idea of a joke I assume.







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#249968 - 06/10/07 04:07 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Furniture? Who the fuck has furniture tattooed on themselves? That's the fucking most insane thing I think I've ever seen! Unbelievable!




Vanilla Ikea
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#249969 - 06/10/07 07:47 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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okay, i'm confused. does he have an extra butthole or what?


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#249970 - 06/11/07 07:23 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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okay, i'm confused. does he have an extra butthole or what?



jynx has an extra butthole..it's much cuter than this guys hah

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#249971 - 06/11/07 09:31 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Jeff Steward Offline
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Did we see Mr Cool Ice's back yet? Holy shit. Check out the look on the face of the dude lying down on the right. He's beginning to wonder if a tat is such a good idea!








Awesome. I really like the shades on the back of his head.
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#249972 - 06/11/07 10:55 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Quote:

Quote:



Did we see Mr Cool Ice's back yet? Holy shit. Check out the look on the face of the dude lying down on the right. He's beginning to wonder if a tat is such a good idea!








Awesome. I really like the shades on the back of his head.




Shades? Damn, I thought it was a bow tie...
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#249973 - 06/11/07 01:12 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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There's not one post on this whole thread that is not disturbing. Tatts are not cool in the porn busines, sorry.
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#249974 - 06/11/07 02:00 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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I Googled Mr Cool Ice and he's some German dude. There was a YouTube clip about him, but it was in German and I had flashbacks to the Arab And Loopnode Nazi Hunnies thread.
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#249975 - 06/11/07 02:23 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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#249976 - 06/11/07 03:09 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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I Googled Mr Cool Ice and he's some German dude. There was a YouTube clip about him, but it was in German and I had flashbacks to the Arab And Loopnode Nazi Hunnies thread.




I found this link on type brighter which has some more Mr. Cool Ice photos, along with a loose translation of some of the video about him.
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#249977 - 06/13/07 08:11 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Quote:

Quote:

I Googled Mr Cool Ice and he's some German dude. There was a YouTube clip about him, but it was in German and I had flashbacks to the Arab And Loopnode Nazi Hunnies thread.




I found this link on type brighter which has some more Mr. Cool Ice photos, along with a loose translation of some of the video about him.






Whores mock him for being Mr.Cool Ice. Awesome
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#249978 - 06/13/07 09:06 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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for jeff:

Mr Cool Ice: The Video

Quote:

This is a video of the infamous Zakarias Nowak aka Mr. Cool Ice aka "the guy with the worst tattoos in the history of mankind". Translation needed to understand. Translation not needed to burst out in laughter


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#249979 - 06/22/07 09:36 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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#249980 - 06/22/07 04:13 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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I think this might be Shane Bugbee's accountant.
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#249981 - 06/22/07 04:24 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Is he going to ream his nostrils out as much as his earlobes?

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#249982 - 06/22/07 05:02 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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I think this might be Shane Bugbee's accountant.




Whoever he is he is going to get the shit beat out of him if he cuts in front of me at an airport metal detector.
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#249983 - 06/23/07 09:58 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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What does he do when he has a cold?
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#249984 - 06/28/07 10:30 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Now we know the story of the broccoli fungus on Ryan Knox's chest- he was going for this tat and ran out of money:


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#249985 - 06/28/07 11:45 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Now we know the story of the broccoli fungus on Ryan Knox's chest- he was going for this tat and ran out of money:






Jaff is one lucky guy.

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#249986 - 06/28/07 12:05 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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It is a picture of Bornyo Gaping himself.

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#249987 - 06/29/07 01:17 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Quote:

Now we know the story of the broccoli fungus on Ryan Knox's chest- he was going for this tat and ran out of money:






Jaff is one lucky guy.






I still don't know what the tattoo across his chest is meant to be! Are they tyremarks?

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#249988 - 06/29/07 01:31 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Conky Offline
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Ben, it's a tribute to Internet ass weirdo Goatse.



I've been meaning to ask, Ben. How's them herps coming along?



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#249989 - 06/29/07 05:47 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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I still don't know what the tattoo across his chest is meant to be! Are they tyremarks?




That's exactly what ceara asked. Do they really look like that?
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#249990 - 06/29/07 06:58 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Smoking Gun has plenty of good examples.


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#249991 - 06/29/07 07:05 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Here's an earlier pic of the skinhead who killed that officer in Utah, but I really liked this girl linked to in the article. Be sure to check out the other pics.


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#249992 - 06/29/07 07:08 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Another solid citizen.


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#249993 - 06/29/07 08:25 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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next time i think about jumping off the wagon, i'm looking at this picture!
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#249994 - 06/29/07 09:01 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
k1ng Offline
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it's kind of hard to tell, but do you think his nose has been broken?
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#249995 - 06/29/07 09:03 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Gigi Offline
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i think the one eyebrow tattoo reads "honor"... can anyone decipher the other one?
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#249996 - 06/29/07 09:09 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Uptowner Offline
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Looks like "Aryan."

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#249997 - 06/29/07 09:16 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Gigi Offline
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Looks like "Aryan."


thanks.
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#249998 - 06/30/07 12:15 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Mia Rose called - she wants her nose back.
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#249999 - 08/17/07 03:53 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Saw this guy and had to add him.



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#250000 - 08/17/07 08:18 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Stupid stupid whore!



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#250001 - 08/18/07 03:56 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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The Jenna-Bot's latest "upgrade."


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#250002 - 09/12/07 05:30 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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crazy...

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#250003 - 09/12/07 05:44 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Vizzle Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Now we know the story of the broccoli fungus on Ryan Knox's chest- he was going for this tat and ran out of money:






Jaff is one lucky guy.






I still don't know what the tattoo across his chest is meant to be! Are they tyremarks?




It's a pair of hands pulling his chest apart.
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#250004 - 09/12/07 06:41 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Gigi Offline
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owen wilson if he keeps refusing to go to rehab
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#250005 - 09/12/07 07:03 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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owen wilson if he keeps refusing to go to rehab




I was thinking Ryan Knox.

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#250006 - 09/12/07 07:19 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Now we know the story of the broccoli fungus on Ryan Knox's chest- he was going for this tat and ran out of money:






Jaff is one lucky guy.






I still don't know what the tattoo across his chest is meant to be! Are they tyremarks?




It's a pair of hands pulling his chest apart.




No..That would be Goatse.
Image search if you must.
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#250007 - 09/12/07 07:38 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Vizzle Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

I still don't know what the tattoo across his chest is meant to be! Are they tyremarks?




It's a pair of hands pulling his chest apart.




No..That would be Goatse.
Image search if you must.




My bad, I thought the tat merely resembled the stretched ass pic, but it looks as if it really IS the stretched ass pic.

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#250008 - 10/09/07 06:12 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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To prove his love, Alan Jenkins got life size tattoos of his wife and daughters...



She then proceeded to run off with a Latvian fitness instructor 11 years her junior. ARTICLE



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#250009 - 10/09/07 11:15 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Serves anyone who gets someone else's name/picture tattooed on their body. Did anyone learn anything from Winona Ryder and Johnny Depp?
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#250010 - 10/09/07 12:23 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
GUAPO Offline
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the article say that lady 36! 36!!!!! she look old as my momma who like 60

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#250011 - 10/09/07 12:33 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Vizzle Offline
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the article say that lady 36! 36!!!!! she look old as my momma who like 60




By that rationale, your girl De'Bella must be about 153.
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#250012 - 10/09/07 01:12 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Conky Offline
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Jim, that story rocks. What an asshat!
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#250013 - 10/13/07 08:16 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Quote:

To prove his love, Alan Jenkins got life size tattoos of his wife and daughters...



She then proceeded to run off with a Latvian fitness instructor 11 years her junior. ARTICLE






WTF?!?!?

They can't even see it when they fuck him!!
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#250014 - 10/13/07 08:20 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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They can't even see it when they fuck him!!




They??? Dude, if he's fucking his daughters, he's got bigger problems than the tats.

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#250015 - 10/13/07 08:24 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Quote:

They can't even see it when they fuck him!!




They??? Dude, if he's fucking his daughters, he's got bigger problems than the tats.




He's fucking his daughters.
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#250016 - 10/15/07 05:41 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Vizzle Offline
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Quote:

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They can't even see it when they fuck him!!




They??? Dude, if he's fucking his daughters, he's got bigger problems than the tats.




He's fucking his daughters.




He's totally fisting that baby.
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#250017 - 10/15/07 06:53 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
DownWithFags Offline
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no jokes about incest or fisting children please i know you guys are just fooling around but some people might not understand that and we need to think about what they think ok otherwise you guys are cool im not trying to be an asshole just looking out for all of us ok

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#250018 - 10/15/07 07:13 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Vizzle Offline
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no jokes about incest or fisting children please i know you guys are just fooling around but some people might not understand that and we need to think about what they think ok otherwise you guys are cool im not trying to be an asshole just looking out for all of us ok




You look out for you, I'll look out for me.
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#250019 - 10/15/07 10:01 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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no jokes about incest or fisting children please i know you guys are just fooling around but some people might not understand that and we need to think about what they think ok otherwise you guys are cool im not trying to be an asshole just looking out for all of us ok




As a product of an incestuous relationship, I can understand why you feel pain when others express themselves in this fashion; however, is it really fair that just because your Dad/Grandpa couldn't keep his hands off your Mom/Sister we should be deprived of a very funny joke?

I didn't think so. You are dismissed.
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#250020 - 10/15/07 10:45 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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WTF?!?!?

They can't even see it when they fuck him!!




They can if he goes in for a little incestuous "Lockwood Lovin'" a.k.a. "Pegging".

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#250021 - 10/15/07 07:31 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Quote:


WTF?!?!?

They can't even see it when they fuck him!!




They can if he goes in for a little incestuous "Lockwood Lovin'" a.k.a. "Pegging".




I stand corrected!!

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#250022 - 10/15/07 08:07 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
the unknown pervert Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

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They can't even see it when they fuck him!!




They??? Dude, if he's fucking his daughters, he's got bigger problems than the tats.




He's fucking downwithfags in the ass with a power takeoff shaft from a 1972 Allis-Chalmbers..




He's totally fisting Downwithfags, complete with a falconing glove wrapped in razor wire.





Edited in accordance with downwithfags wishes.
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#250023 - 10/16/07 09:01 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
DownWithFags Offline
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look try to be serious for once and understand the trouble your causing ok we are in this together lets not pull in different directions i know humans are humans but again try to be serious and so will i ok

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#250024 - 10/16/07 09:08 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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STFU and die.

How dare you come here and presume to lecture people. Run along back to ADT with this horseshit.

For the umpteenth time, if you really want to "help" the industry, go fuck with the Lubbenites.

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#250025 - 10/16/07 10:22 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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lets not pull in different directions




In your case, I'll make an exception.

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#250026 - 10/18/07 10:07 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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#250027 - 10/19/07 07:46 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Mandy Taylor Offline
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........ thats so very overboard ....
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#250028 - 10/19/07 07:47 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Mandy Taylor Offline
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my tats arent that great either but god damn perfectly cute body taken up by all that ink =(
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#250029 - 10/19/07 08:23 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Malcolm Y Offline
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mandy, please post high resolution closeup pictures of your face covered in semen.

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#250030 - 10/19/07 08:38 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Vizzle Offline
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my tats arent that great either but god damn perfectly cute body taken up by all that ink =(




I've never seen your tats, but they have to be light-years beyond those ones.
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#250031 - 10/20/07 09:09 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Mandy Taylor Offline
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mandy, please post high resolution closeup pictures of your face covered in semen.




.,..... as soon as you drop your load on it, i will get right on top of it.


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#250032 - 10/20/07 09:13 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Mandy Taylor Offline
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Quote:

my tats arent that great either but god damn perfectly cute body taken up by all that ink =(




I've never seen your tats, but they have to be light-years beyond those ones.




Eh mine suck =( Im only into black ink. no color. Dragon on my left shoulder blade... some tramp stamp of course wouldnt be a whore without one. got a big fuck you to my ex husband on the back of my neck, he knows what it means and 5 stars on my inner wrist. nothing to grand but i dont look like trailer trash
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#250033 - 10/20/07 01:14 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Pictures required.

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#250034 - 10/20/07 10:34 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Mandy Taylor Offline
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Eh will upload em tomorrow. To tired atm
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#250035 - 10/21/07 09:28 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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From THE DORSET ECHO (UK):


Mum's not the word on tattoo

A Poole woman who thought she had "Mum" tattooed in Chinese symbols on her back has spoken of her shock at being told it actually read "Friend From Hell."

Mum-of-one Charlene Williams, of Canford Heath, had the tattoo done on her lower back four years ago.

The 19-year-old was perfectly happy with the three-symbol design until last week when it was spotted by a Chinese woman.

She said: "I was just bending over to my little girl and this woman came in and started screaming Evil, evil - very bad!' She added: "It was awful. I can laugh now but at the time I was fuming. For four years I was walking around with that.

"I'm upset as well as angry because it was for my mum. And it was just such a shock when this lady started saying Evil' at me."

Fortunately Charlene was in Hamworthy tattoo parlour Just Add Ink at the time where her cousin was having a tattoo done - so she was able to have it covered over straight away.

The offending design has now disappeared under large flowers topped with her six-month-old daughter's name, Katelyn.

Dr Feelgood's Tattoo Studio, Grand Parade, High Street, Poole, did the original tattoo.

Owner Ann Turner, known as HB, said she couldn't speak or read Chinese. Tattoo artists used the internet and information from trade stands for such designs.

She said: "I think it's where you start writing out words with symbols it goes wrong - it doesn't translate."

She added: "We do really, really try to get it right."




+ + +

A Blonde this dumb ought to be a lot better looking than that.


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#250036 - 10/21/07 01:35 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Mum-of-one Charlene Williams, of Canford Heath, had the tattoo done on her lower back four years ago.

The 19-year-old was perfectly happy with the three-symbol design until last week when it was spotted by a Chinese woman.






1. THAT is 19 years old?!?

2. She got a tattoo at 15 years old?!?

3. She has procreated?!?



I had no idea there were trailer parks in the UK.


Her daughter has a bright porn future ....

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#250037 - 10/22/07 10:38 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
ben Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

my tats arent that great either but god damn perfectly cute body taken up by all that ink =(




I've never seen your tats, but they have to be light-years beyond those ones.




Eh mine suck =( Im only into black ink. no color. Dragon on my left shoulder blade... some tramp stamp of course wouldnt be a whore without one. got a big fuck you to my ex husband on the back of my neck, he knows what it means and 5 stars on my inner wrist. nothing to grand but i dont look like trailer trash




I prefer tattoos all in black ink. Blacvk ink only is cool. Colour ones often look cheesy

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#250038 - 10/22/07 02:28 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Bornyo Offline
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Eh mine suck =( Im only into black ink. no color. Dragon on my left shoulder blade... some tramp stamp of course wouldnt be a whore without one. got a big fuck you to my ex husband on the back of my neck, he knows what it means and 5 stars on my inner wrist. nothing to grand but i dont look like trailer trash




Hmmm, this is news. Is this the same man whom you quit porn for a year or so ago?

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#250039 - 11/08/07 07:55 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Marlin Fitzwater Offline
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Registered: 04/25/07
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I could swear this strumpet turned up via Hidell of late, alas who knows. This is for you, Herr Steward:

http://www.goldstarmodeling.com/index.php?page=modelBio&id=1479

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#250040 - 11/08/07 08:25 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
k1ng Offline
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she showed up in another thread around here some where. she reminds me of kari byron from mythbusters.
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#250041 - 11/08/07 08:32 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Marlin Fitzwater Offline
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Is that the redhead? She has fantastic cans.

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#250042 - 11/08/07 09:30 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
k1ng Offline
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yes.



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#250043 - 05/11/08 09:13 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
k1ng Offline
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what creams your twinkie



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#567256 - 09/14/12 07:32 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos! [Re: k1ng]
Steezo Offline
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The cops came investigating a string of break-ins and came knocking on this guy's hotel room. Mr. Heroin Burglar decided to start shooting and grazed a cop. They ended up shooting him through both arms, I believe. Before seeing these photos, I didn't even know you could tattoo your fucking eyeball.











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#567258 - 09/14/12 07:36 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos! [Re: Conky]
LouCypher Offline
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that guy could give mr cool ice a run....
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#567265 - 09/14/12 08:10 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos! [Re: Conky]
nassim Offline
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Fuck. With ink like that he doesn't have to worry about being someone's bitch in prison.

Nice bump.
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#567284 - 09/14/12 10:05 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos! [Re: k1ng]
frankie fatale Offline
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Originally Posted By: k1ng
what creams your twinkie

i like this whore,she makes my twinkie plumpen.
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#567285 - 09/14/12 10:12 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos! [Re: gia jordan]
frankie fatale Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Heinous. I once had a pic of some prison inmate with an Anna Nicole tat on his back. It looked like it was done with a paper clip.
he mightve been someones fuckboy.
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#567294 - 09/14/12 10:34 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos! [Re: nassim]
Steezo Offline
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Originally Posted By: nassim
Fuck. With ink like that he doesn't have to worry about being someone's bitch in prison.

Nice bump.


I found this thread by doing a search for "skinhead." I knew there was some thread where this type of fucked up shit should go.

Dude's name is Jason W. Barnum. I'm waiting to hear if the W is short for Wayne. A friend of mine went to school with this guy and I'm also curious to hear if he has any good stories.

People with fucked up tattoos should not expect to be successful criminals. This guy's been in jail for most of the last decade. Here's an excerpt from today's news article on him:

"Since 2001, Barnum has spent roughly 8 1/2 years in prison. He was most recently released on Dec. 30, 2011, after serving more than a year on a parole violation, according to the Department of Corrections. His distinctive tattoos once aided police investigators when a bank teller took note of the markings on his head and neck as Barnum tried to cash a stolen check.

Among Barnum's convictions, according to court records:

1993 - first-degree burglary

1994 - burglary, larceny

1999 - resisting arrest, drunken driving

2000 - Second degree forgery, second-degree theft.

2004 - first-degree burglary, fourth-degree assault and resisting arrest"
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#567309 - 09/14/12 11:34 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos! [Re: Conky]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Artistically, it's good work. I think this guy's problem is body placement. And a few other problems. Obviously.

Makes me feel a little better about my two I'm not in love with.
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#567349 - 09/15/12 06:14 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos! [Re: Barry the Pirate]
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
I can't imagine how anyone could ever I.D. him in a line up. He looks so typical.
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#571889 - 10/27/12 09:54 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos! [Re: Conky]
CxGxPx Offline
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Registered: 04/16/09
Posts: 3703
Loc: Sleeping through my funeral
I won a coupon for $100 worth of tattooing at a local dive tattoo shop at a green jello eating contest at a Green Jelly show.....I'm sure it will be extremely shitty, maybe I'll post it!
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#639957 - 08/14/16 08:23 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos! [Re: Conky]
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Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3073
Loc: cleanup
Bizzump
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