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#249923 - 06/07/07 02:55 PM I really hate shit tattoos!
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Feel free to add your own selections. These are just incredible works of art. Really lifelike! Why? Just why? Amazing. Just like Rick Baker did it! This is a photo. Has to be. So lifelike. Who is it? A photo of one of the chicks on Rob Spallone's books. Attachments 239675-Copy_of_Pumbaa-sm.JPG (9 downloads) Edited by Conky (06/07/07 03:03 PM) _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#249924 - 06/07/07 03:21 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Heinous. I once had a pic of some prison inmate with an Anna Nicole tat on his back. It looked like it was done with a paper clip. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#249925 - 06/07/07 05:22 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	this is funny, I was just thinking about making a bad tattoo thread the other day. oh well, let's see what I got... Attachments 239714-tat.JPG (5 downloads)
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#249926 - 06/07/07 05:27 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248
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#249927 - 06/07/07 05:29 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	This is what every white person with asian tattoos deserve. Attachments 239718-metrotattoostory1200.jpg (6 downloads)
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#249928 - 06/07/07 05:31 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248
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#249929 - 06/07/07 05:31 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248
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#249930 - 06/07/07 05:34 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	Attachments 239722-200607172223-pix1.jpg (6 downloads)
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#249931 - 06/07/07 06:22 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	This is a two fer. A lot of barbed wire on JJ and a crucified Gumby on that guy that we always make fun of because of his crucified Gumby tattoo. If only I had the time to photoshop Wankus in the background showing off his Miami Dolphins ink or his drunk fish in a martini glass tat. I'll leave that to someone else. Attachments 239727-teenidol207.jpg (6 downloads) _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#249932 - 06/07/07 06:59 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Attachments 239737-trash.JPG (14 downloads) Edited by soopergrizz (06/07/07 07:06 PM) _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#249933 - 06/07/07 08:02 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Even "good" tatts are shit! _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#249934 - 06/08/07 02:00 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	For some reason it's not the tat, or the nose ring. It's the glasses and the tablecloth shirt that make me laugh. _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#249935 - 06/08/07 02:08 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Mister Cool Ice!!! _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#249936 - 06/08/07 06:01 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Attachments 239797-Kurt_Lockwood.JPG (12 downloads) _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#249937 - 06/08/07 06:17 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
kneegrow Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 02/01/06 Posts: 127 Loc: Canada	Tattoos themselves aren't a bad thing if they are done tastefully within some stylistic guidelines. Getting a tattoo of Gumby is just aesthetically horrendous.
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#249938 - 06/08/07 06:35 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Attachments 239800-CatMan_M_Aitchison.jpg (4 downloads) _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#249939 - 06/08/07 07:19 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: Someone needs to tell this guy that Cats is no longer running on Broadway. _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#249940 - 06/08/07 07:50 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
ben Pervert Registered: 09/06/03 Posts: 2042 Loc: Ceara's bunny cage	Quote: Maybe the tattoo was done from a picture of her AFTER she'd died?
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#249941 - 06/08/07 07:52 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
smutpeddler Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 04/24/07 Posts: 117 Loc: md	if i had any bad tattoos i'd be sure to post them here..although i did have a bad experience at one of those "tattoo parties" but its since been covered..if you have an artist stick with said artist. anyone can tattoo not everyone can do it well. if you're in the va/md/dc area check out these shops for great work..jack brown's tattoo revival..www.myspace.com/1tattoos and salvation in richmond..www.myspace.com/salvation
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#249942 - 06/08/07 07:55 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
ben Pervert Registered: 09/06/03 Posts: 2042 Loc: Ceara's bunny cage	Quote: this is funny, I was just thinking about making a bad tattoo thread the other day. oh well, let's see what I got... WHOAH!!! The ladies must be impressed!
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#249943 - 06/08/07 08:30 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	This thread is awesome so lets please keep it going and as for Mr.Cool Ice, wow, just wow. Quote: Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Mister Cool Ice!!! _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#249944 - 06/08/07 08:50 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Attachments 239821-cz067.jpg (11 downloads) Edited by Conky (06/08/07 08:54 AM) _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#249945 - 06/08/07 08:54 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Attachments 239822-ACF94DA.jpg (6 downloads) _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#249946 - 06/08/07 08:56 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	smartt?
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#249947 - 06/08/07 08:59 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
TonyMalice Registered Sex Offender Registered: 03/12/03 Posts: 2458 Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...	I love corn dogs too, but seriously.. _________________________ Now you can masturbate to Chatsworth Pictures on demand! http://www.jerkoffzone.com/divx/chatsworth/
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#249948 - 06/08/07 09:55 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
smutpeddler Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 04/24/07 Posts: 117 Loc: md	the greatest place to see some bad tattoos is www.rankmytattoos.com or at a porn shop where my customers always love talking about my work then showing me their great taz tattoos..my usual response is ummm wow thats really good heh
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#249949 - 06/08/07 11:18 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
ben Pervert Registered: 09/06/03 Posts: 2042 Loc: Ceara's bunny cage	Quote: I think she'd get infections with those cat whiskers implanted in her skin - a bit like hair transplant patients who have artificial hair implanted
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#249950 - 06/08/07 11:47 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
smutpeddler Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 04/24/07 Posts: 117 Loc: md	Quote: Quote: I think she'd get infections with those cat whiskersimplanted in her skin - a bit like hair transplant patients who have artificial hair implanted that's a guy..i watched this discovery show about him..he wanted to be a tiger or cat or something stupid so he had all this surgery to make him more cat-like
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#249951 - 06/08/07 12:09 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: that's a guy..i watched this discovery show about him..he wanted to be a tiger or cat or something stupid so he had all this surgery to make him more cat-like Did they make Bob Barker happy and neuter him, too?? _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#249952 - 06/08/07 12:12 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: Quote: that's a guy..i watched this discovery show about him..he wanted to be a tiger or cat or something stupid so he had all this surgery to make him more cat-like Did they make Bob Barker happy and neuter him, too?? Dear God I hope so. He'll have kids that want to transform into dogs or something. Either that, or he'll have a litter of kittens. In any case _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#249953 - 06/08/07 03:25 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	Quote: Quote: I think she'd get infections with those cat whiskers implanted in her skin - a bit like hair transplant patients who have artificial hair implanted I saw that dude on TV too. The metal whiskers are removable screw onto small threaded stud-like piercings through the lips or something like that Pretty fucked up. _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#249954 - 06/08/07 03:42 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	_________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#249955 - 06/08/07 03:49 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	More great ink. If this stupid bitch isn't in porn yet, why not? Did we see Mr Cool Ice's back yet? Holy shit. Check out the look on the face of the dude lying down on the right. He's beginning to wonder if a tat is such a good idea! Hey, Jeff, I didn't think you had any ink? Maybe I'm wrong, but if I looked like this kid, I'd want a tat of someone tearing someone's head off, blood everywhere. Nah, fuck it. Go for the fairy. One of the most awful non-prison tats I think I've ever seen. Can we have some input from the chicks? Girls, how would you really react if a guy pulled his shorts down and you saw this? Okay, so the art is actually pretty good. It just needs to answer one question: WHY? Does this qualify as child pornography? Attachments 239946-TourSummer2005271-715425.jpg (12 downloads) _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#249956 - 06/08/07 05:02 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	HAHAHAHHA I can't stop laughing. That's a lot of lost bets
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#249957 - 06/08/07 06:06 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	Quote: Dear God I hope so. He'll have kids that want to transform into dogs or something. Either that, or he'll have a litter of kittens. You actually think he will get laid anytime in the rest of his life or even any of his next eight? _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#249958 - 06/08/07 06:31 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
ben Pervert Registered: 09/06/03 Posts: 2042 Loc: Ceara's bunny cage	Quote: Rob Longshot?
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#249959 - 06/09/07 05:38 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	_________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#249960 - 06/09/07 05:42 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	_________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#249961 - 06/09/07 10:05 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Furniture? Who the fuck has furniture tattooed on themselves? That's the fucking most insane thing I think I've ever seen! Unbelievable! _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#249962 - 06/09/07 10:24 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
smutpeddler Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 04/24/07 Posts: 117 Loc: md	Quote: Furniture? Who the fuck has furniture tattooed on themselves? That's the fucking most insane thing I think I've ever seen! Unbelievable! thats what makes it so incredibly cool..hell i have a barney fife, frankenstein on a bigwheel and sacred cheeseburger that says family..whenever you're having a bad day you can look down and just get a chuckle..at least thats what mr fife has me doing. just remember you gotta nip it...nip it in the bud
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#249963 - 06/09/07 10:27 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	I think the bad tattoo of bad 70s living room furniture is supposed to be kitschy/ironic, like everything 70s is. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#249964 - 06/09/07 07:24 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Quote: Attachments 240128-CryingIndian.jpg (6 downloads) _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#249965 - 06/09/07 08:23 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Shit I thought this was supposed to be him ripping his chest open, but when I saw the wedding band, I realized what it was. Quote: Attachments 240136-zxp.jpg (5 downloads) _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#249966 - 06/09/07 08:27 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
ben Pervert Registered: 09/06/03 Posts: 2042 Loc: Ceara's bunny cage	Quote: Shit I thought this was supposed to be him ripping his chest open, but when I saw the wedding band, I realized what it was. Quote: Are those meant to be tyre tracks?
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#249967 - 06/09/07 08:38 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Some smart ass's idea of a joke I assume. Attachments 240142-zxp.jpg (5 downloads) _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#249968 - 06/10/07 04:07 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	Quote: Furniture? Who the fuck has furniture tattooed on themselves? That's the fucking most insane thing I think I've ever seen! Unbelievable! Vanilla Ikea _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#249969 - 06/10/07 07:47 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	okay, i'm confused. does he have an extra butthole or what? Attachments 240176-rip.jpg (9 downloads) _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#249970 - 06/11/07 07:23 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
smutpeddler Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 04/24/07 Posts: 117 Loc: md	Quote: okay, i'm confused. does he have an extra butthole or what? jynx has an extra butthole..it's much cuter than this guys hah
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#249971 - 06/11/07 09:31 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: Did we see Mr Cool Ice's back yet? Holy shit. Check out the look on the face of the dude lying down on the right. He's beginning to wonder if a tat is such a good idea! Awesome. I really like the shades on the back of his head. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#249972 - 06/11/07 10:55 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Low Rider Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 06/26/06 Posts: 100	Quote: Quote: Did we see Mr Cool Ice's back yet? Holy shit. Check out the look on the face of the dude lying down on the right. He's beginning to wonder if a tat is such a good idea! Awesome. I really like the shades on the back of his head. Shades? Damn, I thought it was a bow tie... _________________________ Waist not, want not...
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