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#246270 - 05/22/07 08:01 AM Making Hookers Happy
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
I've been absent lately, mainly because I am now back home in new England for a chunk of the summer, and I have been recoonecting with family and friends the last several days. Needless to say, the strippers of Hartford and Providence are happy I am back...

I flew back Saturday...Friday night, as I lounged around in the bay area waiting to fly the next day, i was bored, and i called up corinne (pronounced KOR-IN) a 30 yr old chick from Belgium who has lived in San fran for the last 4 years. She's Blond, stacked and smart, speaks English, French Italian and German fluently and actually (really truly) has a degree from McGill University in Biology. She's been a part time high clASS whore for about 5 years, which is why she moved to San Fran...

I paid her 2 grand to keep me company the evening...we went to the A's - Giants Interleague game but left after the fifth inning...she likes baseball but it was pretty fucking cold and I was starving and didnt want to eat hot dogs or ball park sushi. we went back to my hotel, ordered chinese and she gave me a massage...we didnt have sex. I am enthralled by this woman's intellect and down to earth, european personality...to me that alone is worth my time and money, but I have had sex with her before and it is quite good, just wasnt in my heart that night. I told her I was leaving the next day. flying out of Oakland stopping in Vegas then proceeding to hartford. It was an all day affair and I hate flying west to east, it eats up so much time. So I asked her to accompany me...she said fine, as long as I did certain things. Like pay for her ticket (obviously), and take her shopping in the Airports along the way...having her company, and skilled hands, for the all-day travelthon was more than enough compensation for moi.

Vegas Airport is a fucking zoo these days, but it i improving more and more in its shopping and venues. We bought all kinds of shit...when we got to hartford it was close to midnight...I put her up at the sheraton and went home to my Brother's house. She flew back the next day.

Kids, I strongly urge you to save your pennies and find such a quality companion to take care of you on those days, or times, when you just cant stand being alone. And I dont mean when you are fucking horny, although that can obviously work its way into the equation too....

There's something special about seeing the happy, satisfied look on a exceptional woman/whores face when you take care of her, pamper her and buy her shit...it beats your jizz on her face any day of the week, trust me...
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#246271 - 05/22/07 08:43 AM Re: Making Hookers Happy
vanessa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
How do you find such high class companions? Trial and error?

I'm thinking of moving from LA to San Fran... I don't hate LA but I'm missing the seasons and conversations that go beyond:"What can you do for me?" Me:"Nothing, really."

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There's something special about seeing the happy, satisfied look on a exceptional woman/whores face when you take care of her, pamper her and buy her shit...




God bless DaBurglar

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#246272 - 05/22/07 08:49 AM Re: Making Hookers Happy
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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God bless DaBurglar




Seriously, Burg's the fuckin' man.



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#246273 - 05/22/07 09:40 AM Re: Making Hookers Happy
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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There's something special about seeing the happy, satisfied look on a exceptional woman/whores face when you take care of her, pamper her and buy her shit...it beats your jizz on her face any day of the week, trust me...




Wait until you've seen a whore happy and satisfied BECAUSE you've put jizz on her face - they're one in a million!
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#246274 - 05/22/07 09:55 AM Re: Making Hookers Happy
Moxie Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
Do something nice for a whore its going to be viewed as weakness and you as a mark.
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#246275 - 05/22/07 11:09 AM Re: Making Hookers Happy
vanessa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Quote:

Do something nice for a whore its going to be viewed as weakness and you as a mark.




Generally speaking, it's wise to proceed with caution, but ultimately it depends on the type of whore (Kurt: "I have divided the categories into three parts: #1 The Ho, #2 The Pro, #3 The Throw. " and more...) and your own expectations. A really good Ho won't be willing to give you much unless you come with the right attitude (like DaBurglar). You get back what you put out.

On the other hand, if you start feeling urges like wanting to date or saving her or why not marry a pornstar... run and save yourself!

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#246276 - 05/22/07 11:25 AM Re: Making Hookers Happy
Stabby Stab Stab Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 09/02/06
Posts: 23
Loc: lit
Just take some Xanex on the plane. No hooker needed. Just Xanex and a nice pillow and a ipod you're all gravy.

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#246277 - 05/23/07 11:13 AM Re: Making Hookers Happy
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Just take some Xanex on the plane. No hooker needed. Just Xanex and a nice pillow and a ipod you're all gravy.




Not too far off stabby stab stab....I prefer opiates but its the same deal...if the plane crashes I dont want to care or feel any pain, I just want to stand up and smile at everyone as they defecate themselves as I quote Marcus Aurelius: "death smiles on us all, all a man can do is smile back."
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