SIX THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW BEFORE BECOMING AN ADULT PERFORMER, BY LIGHTHOUSE TALENT AGENCY - www.lhtalent.com


1. Educate yourself before making the jump into Adult Movies…
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2. Don't ever think about doing Adult Movies if you feel the need to hide it from your family or friends because they will find out!

3. Giving out freebies or "test shoots" is not a "part of the business". Anyone who makes you feel that you have to have sex in order to get a job or agent is trying to take advantage of you!

4. Agents work for performers, performers don't work for agents!

5. The average career for an adult actress lasts 7 months. This is mainly due to poor career planning, poor career choices, and lack of knowledge about how this industry really works!

6. While you will be technically referred to as a "Porn Star", very few achieve the stardom they imagined for themselves!

This one's dying for more. Here's some for the fellas:

1. Do you know a lot of 'hott' chicks who you can lure into the business to work with you? If you're a fugly male, this may be your only route.

2. How's the old erectile dysfunction? Don't worry, we have pills and injections for that.

3. Do you have any problem getting and maintaining an erection in a room full of roided-up fellow males, ex-cons and disinterested tweaking chicks?

4. Can you cum to order, or would you prefer to thrash away at your cock like the little engine that could for an hour before coughing your load?

5. When ChiChi tells you that meeting's at a hotel, change your agent.

6. Do you enjoy consuming large quantities of anti-biotics?

7. Are you prepared for your job to ruin any chance at long-term genuine happiness with a 'real' woman outside of the industry?

8. How much of your pay are you willing to stash for those twilight years (those are the ones which begin when you start losing your hair, or pass the age of 35).

9. Do you have the sort of ego that demands attention from multiple women simultaneously, whilst being unable to fulfill their needs to any real extent?

10. Have you ever found a naked woman so boring that you need to develop an unusual fetish such as staring at her feet, or perhaps the cock of the dude standing next to you in the scene?

If you can answer any of those questions affirmatively, then welcome to the porn industry. Your first professional shoot is with DeBella and the elderly female members of her bridge club.

Welcome!

11. If you tell Luke Ford you were in law school before you became a whore, and some Luke readers send up a few test balloons, don't answer them. They will root out the inevitable internet plagiarism.

I sense something great will happen in here...

Holly, next thing I know, you'll be saying you don't charge whores for portfolio pictures.

People like you are ruining this industry for the sleazy perverts.