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#232193 - 03/30/07 12:27 PM
Jenna Jameson's Brand New Gash
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Porn Jesus
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According to Luke Is Back.com Jenna's snatch is now causing problems in 'real' Hollywood: "Porn star Jenna Jameson hasn’t been showing up to meetings with Hollywood bigshots who want to make her best-seller “How to Make Love Like a Porn Star†into a movie, but, according to Rush & Molloy, she’s got a very private reason for flaking. A source tells R&M that Jameson’s had a little work done “down there†and that is hasn’t turned out so well. “She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy. She has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody,†says the source. A rep says that he doesn’t know anything about any surgery." See, one of the problems when you lose a lot of weight is all of that extra sagging skin. Around your cunt. 
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#232194 - 03/30/07 12:32 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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Frankenpornwhore. Can anyone better at photoshop than me paste JJ's face on the Green Guy's body?
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#232195 - 03/30/07 01:55 PM
Re: Jenna Jameson's Brand New Gash
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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Get well soon, Jenna.
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#232198 - 03/30/07 06:47 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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god, i bet that the surgery was for an episode of dr 90210 as well, which makes it doubly despicable. i still hate that show and all the cunt doctors involved.
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#232199 - 03/30/07 07:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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SOMEONE PLEASE KRAZY-GLUE HILLARY SCOTT'S AND ALYSSA WEST'S VAGINAS CLOSED. DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN!! THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!!!
XOXOXOXOXOX
KURT LOCKWOOD AND CHRISTE LEE
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#232200 - 03/30/07 07:47 PM
Re: Jenna Jameson's Brand New Gash
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Has any xpt'er ever seen Jenna Jamesons vagina? I have not. A reward to the first person to post a picture clear enough for us to debate the merits of her pre-surgical labia.
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#232201 - 03/30/07 07:50 PM
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Registered: 02/11/07
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Here Ya Go...
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#232202 - 03/30/07 07:51 PM
Re: Jenna Jameson's Brand New Gash
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Porn Jesus
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acceptable vagina. if i was her, i would have sprung for some anal bleaching well before vaginoplasty.
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#232203 - 03/30/07 07:52 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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Here's Another...
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#232204 - 03/30/07 07:55 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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One more...
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#232205 - 03/30/07 08:48 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
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I liked her vag. What was wrong with her vag? HER VAG WAS JUST FINE BEFORE. Stupid porn whores always looking for an excuse to have plastic surgery.
Her tits were great before, as was most everything else about her before she fell in love with the knife. I don't get it, it just ain't right. 
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#232206 - 03/30/07 09:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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I bet Holly Randall has some good stuff with Jenna from her archives, probably even stuff shot by her Mum Suze. What does Holly think of this whole episode of Jenna's Vagina going to hell?
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#232207 - 03/30/07 11:03 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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I liked her vag. What was wrong with her vag? HER VAG WAS JUST FINE BEFORE. Stupid porn whores always looking for an excuse to have plastic surgery.
Her tits were great before, as was most everything else about her before she fell in love with the knife. I don't get it, it just ain't right.
the problem is, in some people's minds plastic surgery is a status symbol. for those whose insecurities are not allayed through german cars and italian handbags, a $20000 face is the next step to proving they "made it".
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#232209 - 03/31/07 08:42 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/11/06
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Any chance that this story is a plant from her ex's camp designed to make her look ridiculous?
Not that she isn't capable of looking ridiculous on her own, but were they really negotiating a mainstream "The Jenna Jameson" story, starring Jenna, until she flaked on production meetings because her vagina wasn't sparkly enough?
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#232210 - 03/31/07 09:05 AM
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Registered: 10/21/05
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According to Luke Is Back.com Jenna's snatch is now causing problems in 'real' Hollywood:
"Porn star Jenna Jameson hasn’t been showing up to meetings with Hollywood bigshots who want to make her best-seller “How to Make Love Like a Porn Star†into a movie, but, according to Rush & Molloy, she’s got a very private reason for flaking.
Question: what the fuck kind of mainstream big-shot Hollywood production meeting requires you to flash your gash?
This doesn't quite add up, somehow.... 
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#232211 - 03/31/07 09:46 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/02/04
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According to Luke Is Back.com Jenna's snatch is now causing problems in 'real' Hollywood:
"Porn star Jenna Jameson hasn’t been showing up to meetings with Hollywood bigshots who want to make her best-seller “How to Make Love Like a Porn Star†into a movie, but, according to Rush & Molloy, she’s got a very private reason for flaking.
Question: what the fuck kind of mainstream big-shot Hollywood production meeting requires you to flash your gash?
This doesn't quite add up, somehow....
Duke Floored is a talentless fuck... he should try actually sourcing his posts instead of copying and pasting. Gotta hand it to him though, his traffic is great for someone who just sits around and swipes stuff from the net.
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#232213 - 04/01/07 07:25 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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Come on, Holly. Are you going to let facts get in the way of rumor and conjecture? Luke stole it form Rush & Malloy, so you know it's gotta be true. 
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#232216 - 04/01/07 08:59 PM
Re: Jenna Jameson's Brand New Gash
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/06/05
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What the fuck is she doing getting a vaginoplasty for?
Like she shoots anymore.
What is Tito gonna fuck her on camera now since Jay G's been kicked to the curb?
Maybe she's gonna do (gasp) interracial. Ain't much left for her.
Wesley Pipes is waiting........
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#232217 - 04/02/07 12:41 AM
Re: Jenna Jameson's Brand New Gash
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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What the fuck is she doing getting a vaginoplasty for?
Like she shoots anymore.
What is Tito gonna fuck her on camera now since Jay G's been kicked to the curb?
Maybe she's gonna do (gasp) interracial. Ain't much left for her.
Wesley Pipes is waiting........
Yes, he's waiting...to get out of jail!
I assume you haven't heard the news?
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#232218 - 04/02/07 06:55 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Yes, he's waiting...to get out of jail!
I assume you haven't heard the news?
I hadn't heard that. What's the story?
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#232219 - 04/02/07 08:08 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 02/20/06
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Indeed I am limber enough. I used to strip... And oddely enough, stripping... well, when I dance, I get in another world when I dance. I always made a shit ton of money of stage, but I never had the heart to hustle the crowd. I would find a group, make friends, and feel bad if I was a hustler towards them. Meh... Stripping taught me some knarly poses, and kept me in shape.
*** HOLLY! Sorry about the other week. Of all the dates for me to get very sick, "you know, the real sick, not the Ive been up puking all night porn girl sick" Out of every company, trust me, your not the person I want to do that to. Id work for you for free***
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#232220 - 04/02/07 08:29 PM
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#232221 - 04/03/07 12:06 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Indeed I am limber enough. I used to strip... And oddely enough, stripping... well, when I dance, I get in another world when I dance. I always made a shit ton of money of stage, but I never had the heart to hustle the crowd. I would find a group, make friends, and feel bad if I was a hustler towards them. Meh... Stripping taught me some knarly poses, and kept me in shape.
Serious legit question: If you made such good money stripping, why not just stick with that instead of venturing off, getting into porn with its exposure to disease(s), the permanent visual record on DVD that will exist from now to eternity of you getting throttled upside down surrounded by angry pulsating penises and getting splooged on by guys you probably would have avoided even in a dark strip club?
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#232222 - 04/03/07 07:43 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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Not to put words in Mia's mouth (insert joke of your choice), but doesn't name recognition as a 'porn star' increase appearance fees for feature dancing more than being named "Miss Nude Juneau February 2006"?
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