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#230119 - 03/20/07 09:54 PM So I have decided that.....
MiaRoseXXX Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
Loc: "Mia mothafuckin ROSE" ... ind...
I am a thread killer.... fucking Christ.
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#230120 - 03/20/07 09:57 PM Re: So I have decided that.....
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9180
har har

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#230121 - 03/20/07 10:02 PM Re: So I have decided that.....
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
the pictures always make up for it





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#230122 - 03/21/07 12:28 AM Re: So I have decided that.....
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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I am a thread killer.... fucking Christ.



Thats ok, but you forgot to include a picture.
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#230123 - 03/21/07 12:39 AM Re: So I have decided that.....
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9180
Quote:

I am a thread killer.... fucking Christ.


Hot whore...quit complaining.

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#230124 - 03/21/07 12:57 AM Re: So I have decided that.....
Darth Offline
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Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
Mia isn't hot like Hillary, but she is much better than Sierra or Ava.
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#230125 - 03/21/07 01:01 AM Re: So I have decided that.....
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9180
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Mia isn't hot like Hillary, but she is much better than Sierra or Ava.



Mia is way hot like Schillary. Alaskan whores kick ass. XPT loves the rose whores.

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#230126 - 03/21/07 01:05 AM Re: So I have decided that.....
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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Quote:

Mia isn't hot like Hillary, but she is much better than Sierra or Ava.



Mia is way hot like Schillary. Alaskan whores kick ass. XPT loves the rose whores.



Agreed.
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#230127 - 03/21/07 02:08 AM Re: So I have decided that.....
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Eh, only rarely. I wouldn't call it thread killing just thread whoring but that's ok cuz your pics rock and people still keep contributing to the thread. Where were you during Smartt's annoying posts? Besides, you contribute to the board other than most whores just here to plug their site or scream 'QUIT TALKIN SHIT UR MAKING ME FAMOUS' and never to be heard from again.

If you ever get mod powers, just keep posting once you get them.

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#230128 - 03/21/07 02:33 PM Re: So I have decided that.....
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Mia isn't hot like Hillary, but she is much better than Sierra or Ava.




Which fucked up part of the world are you from? Sierra is a crater-faced cum dumpster drowning under 17.5 pounds of makeup; and Whor-lary has a blown-out turd cutter. Both of them smoke way too much pot, and are more paranoid than can be defined.
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#230129 - 03/21/07 02:50 PM Re: So I have decided that.....
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Both of them smoke way too much pot




I'm not sure that this is medically possible. I am, however, willing to give it a try if it's going to advance medical science.

Mia, better to be a thread killer than a passion killer.
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#230130 - 03/21/07 03:22 PM Re: So I have decided that.....
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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Mia, better to be a thread killer than a passion killer.




Better to be a thread killer than a wood-killer.


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#230131 - 03/21/07 03:50 PM Re: So I have decided that.....
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...


::spookybanana:: "Jewel, Jewel... this is the ghost of Christmas Future...."
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#230132 - 03/21/07 06:06 PM Re: So I have decided that.....
MiaRoseXXX Offline
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Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
Loc: "Mia mothafuckin ROSE" ... ind...
Aw... Thats ... the nicest thing said ever on this site. I love you guys. har! Retards with hard ons...

so, in that case, let me end this by saying....













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#230133 - 03/21/07 06:51 PM Re: So I have decided that.....
loopnode Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Nice nails girl.
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#230134 - 03/21/07 08:02 PM Re: So I have decided that.....
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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so, in that case, let me end this by saying...




Well, that's just precious!
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#230135 - 03/21/07 11:53 PM Re: So I have decided that.....
DuckHunt Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 322
Quote:

Besides, you contribute to the board other than most whores just here to plug their site





If she was smarter she would be plugging her site, since she's pretty much posting all the content up. But that's about all she's doing, no real contributions, but this thread is a start.


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#230136 - 03/22/07 06:31 AM Re: So I have decided that.....
MiaRoseXXX Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
Loc: "Mia mothafuckin ROSE" ... ind...
Thanx Duck fuck. : ) I couldn't giva shit if my site made money or not. Trust me. Not to mention, XPT? You people wouldn't spend 2 pennies on me, and I know that.


PS. I'm happy you know whats on my site. Dont make me sound like fagwood... UR MY BIGGEST FAN! :: twitch ::
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#230137 - 03/22/07 06:59 AM Re: So I have decided that.....
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
I have spent more than 2 pennies on you and Ava both. I'm no fatman.

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#230138 - 03/22/07 09:12 AM Re: So I have decided that.....
DuckHunt Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 322
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Thanx Duck fuck. : ) I couldn't giva shit if my site made money or not. Trust me. Not to mention, XPT? You people wouldn't spend 2 pennies on me, and I know that.


PS. I'm happy you know whats on my site. Dont make me sound like fagwood... UR MY BIGGEST FAN! :: twitch ::




There you go. Let the hate flow through you. Anybody piss you off on a set, recently?

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#230139 - 03/22/07 09:25 AM Re: So I have decided that.....
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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Thanx Duck fuck. : ) I couldn't giva shit if my site made money or not. Trust me. Not to mention, XPT? You people wouldn't spend 2 pennies on me, and I know that.


PS. I'm happy you know whats on my site. Dont make me sound like fagwood... UR MY BIGGEST FAN! :: twitch ::




Not true my dear, in fact, once you start advertising for privates, I will be pleased to invest in your retirement fund.
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#230140 - 03/22/07 09:34 AM Re: So I have decided that.....
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY



Anyone else hurt their neck just looking at this?
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#230141 - 03/22/07 10:28 AM Re: So I have decided that.....
Moxie Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
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Not true my dear, in fact, once you start advertising for privates, I will be pleased to invest in your retirement fund.




Grizz, the smart ones don't advertise and do it under the radar. Its only a matter of time assuming its not already happening.
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#230142 - 03/22/07 05:00 PM Re: So I have decided that.....
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

Quote:

Not true my dear, in fact, once you start advertising for privates, I will be pleased to invest in your retirement fund.




Grizz, the smart ones don't advertise and do it under the radar. Its only a matter of time assuming its not already happening.





Shhhh - I was baiting her to pm me. Now you've RUINED EVERYTHING!
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#230143 - 03/22/07 05:45 PM Re: So I have decided that.....
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
Quote:

Mia isn't hot like Hillary, but she is much better than Sierra or Ava.




hillary fucked brandon for free and has a vagina that leaks crustaceans and yeast. mia's hotter.
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#230144 - 03/22/07 05:49 PM Re: So I have decided that.....
Moxie Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Not true my dear, in fact, once you start advertising for privates, I will be pleased to invest in your retirement fund.




Grizz, the smart ones don't advertise and do it under the radar. Its only a matter of time assuming its not already happening.





Shhhh - I was baiting her to pm me. Now you've RUINED EVERYTHING!




I can't help you with Mia's yet, but would you settle for Bree Olson? Har Har.
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#230145 - 03/22/07 07:16 PM Re: So I have decided that.....
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Not true my dear, in fact, once you start advertising for privates, I will be pleased to invest in your retirement fund.




Yes, with members like Da Burg and this, you can assure that your future as a whore is secured. While many others are shot out, or drugged out, and the cunts on ADT are still whining about "boo hiss, why did my favorite whore quit?"

Whereas others will go from fucking on film to flipping burgers, you can most assuredly have a different rich man every week, Ms. Mia.

ADT members will buy your movies, XPT members will buy your dignity & soul.

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hillary fucked brandon for free and has a vagina that leaks crustaceans and yeast. mia's hotter.




Is that the significance of the whole Stinkstar(fish?) thing, or other terminology that she refers to her blown-out poop chute as?

Give it time, Mia's just waiting to increase her rate. She too, someday will fuck Brandon Irons for free and leak cream cheese.

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but would you settle for Bree Olson?




She's got nice tits, and she likes to be used. I read that somewhere in a blog. That is magic, she'll make a great post-porn cum dumpster for some rich dude and 5 of his best golf club buddies. Besides, isn't she pregnant? On that note, not my thing, probably couldn't afford it either.
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#230146 - 03/23/07 10:01 AM Re: So I have decided that.....
Moxie Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
Quote:



ADT members will buy your movies, XPT members will buy your dignity & soul.
Quote:



Thanks for the new sig.

Quote:

but would you settle for Bree Olson?




Actually she was escorting pre porn and quite reasonably priced.
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#230147 - 03/23/07 11:04 AM Re: So I have decided that.....
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
I'm touched that a quotable of mine was good enough to be used as a sig. :crybaby:
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#230148 - 03/23/07 11:04 AM Re: So I have decided that.....
fuckwhore Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/18/07
Posts: 376
you are an ugly attention whore.

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#230149 - 03/23/07 11:07 AM Re: So I have decided that.....
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
And you're the residue from my sticky load dribbling down the lid of my toilet seat, what's your point?
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#230150 - 03/23/07 11:59 AM Re: So I have decided that.....
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

And you're the residue from my sticky load dribbling down the lid of my toilet seat, what's your point?




I'm pretty sure she was referring to Ms. Rose.

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#230151 - 03/23/07 12:17 PM Re: So I have decided that.....
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

Quote:

And you're the residue from my sticky load dribbling down the lid of my toilet seat, what's your point?




I'm pretty sure she was referring to Ms. Rose.





she may be an attention whore (what porn girl isn't?) but she's not ugly...
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#230152 - 03/23/07 04:31 PM Re: So I have decided that.....
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

she may be an attention whore (what porn girl isn't?) but she's not ugly...




I agree, especially since she had that hook replaced.

Quote:

I'm pretty sure she was referring to Ms. Rose.




Oh well...
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#230153 - 03/23/07 07:47 PM Re: So I have decided that.....
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:


Yes, with members like Da Burg and this, you can assure that your future as a whore is secured.




I have never, nor will I, pay for a porn chick to be my "date" for an evening with SEX being the central point, at least not under the pretense that I am paying for her BECAUSE she is a porn chick or what she has done in porn .... besides in Mia's case, she doesnt do cripples.

Ava, on the other hand, is down to earth and cool enough where she'd be willing to overlook my wheelchair IF...THE PRICE IS RIGHT. I'd pay for a NON-sex date with Ava, like dress her up and take her to my next class reunion and let all the uptight married stiffs drool and wonder why the fuck she is with ME (or alternatively, HOW MUCH I PAID her to be with me)...I guarantee by the evening's end, she would have a handful of phone numbers of potential "clients" willing to pay her whatever she asked. I'd kinda be a "passive pimp" in this case.

What say you AVA? Want to visit New England and the Hallowed Halls of Harvard? We'll get Jamesn to join us for cookies and Milk on the Bay...
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#230154 - 03/23/07 08:05 PM Re: So I have decided that.....
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
I wasn't eluding to the fact that you'd fuck her, or vice versa,, just that you had money (or so I perceive from your rantings).

The pretty girls want a sugar daddy.
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#230155 - 03/23/07 08:42 PM Re: So I have decided that.....
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
the weather's getting nice.

Quote:

Quote:


Yes, with members like Da Burg and this, you can assure that your future as a whore is secured.




I have never, nor will I, pay for a porn chick to be my "date" for an evening with SEX being the central point, at least not under the pretense that I am paying for her BECAUSE she is a porn chick or what she has done in porn .... besides in Mia's case, she doesnt do cripples.

Ava, on the other hand, is down to earth and cool enough where she'd be willing to overlook my wheelchair IF...THE PRICE IS RIGHT. I'd pay for a NON-sex date with Ava, like dress her up and take her to my next class reunion and let all the uptight married stiffs drool and wonder why the fuck she is with ME (or alternatively, HOW MUCH I PAID her to be with me)...I guarantee by the evening's end, she would have a handful of phone numbers of potential "clients" willing to pay her whatever she asked. I'd kinda be a "passive pimp" in this case.

What say you AVA? Want to visit New England and the Hallowed Halls of Harvard? We'll get Jamesn to join us for cookies and Milk on the Bay...


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#230156 - 03/23/07 08:57 PM Re: So I have decided that.....
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

the weather's getting nice.

Quote:

Quote:


Yes, with members like Da Burg and this, you can assure that your future as a whore is secured.




I have never, nor will I, pay for a porn chick to be my "date" for an evening with SEX being the central point, at least not under the pretense that I am paying for her BECAUSE she is a porn chick or what she has done in porn .... besides in Mia's case, she doesnt do cripples.

Ava, on the other hand, is down to earth and cool enough where she'd be willing to overlook my wheelchair IF...THE PRICE IS RIGHT. I'd pay for a NON-sex date with Ava, like dress her up and take her to my next class reunion and let all the uptight married stiffs drool and wonder why the fuck she is with ME (or alternatively, HOW MUCH I PAID her to be with me)...I guarantee by the evening's end, she would have a handful of phone numbers of potential "clients" willing to pay her whatever she asked. I'd kinda be a "passive pimp" in this case.

What say you AVA? Want to visit New England and the Hallowed Halls of Harvard? We'll get Jamesn to join us for cookies and Milk on the Bay...








Dude, the other night I dreamed about scorpion bowls, and the time I took a chick from Simmons there at 1:30 am after 3 hours of Beer bong fun at Elliot house. She took one long tug on a scorpion bowl straw and the fluorescent red liquid came spouting out of her nose as she tried to stop herself from puking. I wheeled her home stopping every 2 minutes to barf. We should send Max hardcore a container with the shit for his next Kelly Wells Barf-a-thon...I'll get an addy, you have an underling ship it. Maybe we'll get a credit in the next production.

With the nice weather, you invite Mia, I'll bring Ava and we'll give the Hong Kong something They have NEVER seen before. Gia can photo the "event"...

(Hong Kong Old Chinese Lady Manager) "Whassa going on in heeeer? You no fucky fucky heeeer, go in bathroom! Here, take drink with you! Issa good drink, no?? hee hee"
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