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#227287 - 03/07/07 08:53 PM WHAT? No More Dick for the PUMA
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I am SAD......

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#227288 - 03/07/07 09:35 PM Re: WHAT? No More Dick for the PUMA
Holly Randall Offline
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I hope this isn't the case... we have her booked for a threesome with Tory Lane and Johnny Sins next week.
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#227289 - 03/08/07 01:44 PM Re: WHAT? No More Dick for the PUMA
Fred Offline
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Registered: 02/16/07
Posts: 80
That's really nice of you Ms Randall

Tory hasn't worked for over a year now and I was beginning to worry for her.

http://www.torylanexxx.com/news/

I just prey that my $30-a-month membership fee has helped her get through these tough times...
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#227290 - 03/08/07 02:28 PM Re: WHAT? No More Dick for the PUMA
Monstar Offline
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heartbreaking. puma is perfect.
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#227291 - 03/08/07 03:09 PM Re: WHAT? No More Dick for the PUMA
Holly Randall Offline
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That's really nice of you Ms Randall

Tory hasn't worked for over a year now and I was beginning to worry for her.

http://www.torylanexxx.com/news/

I just prey that my $30-a-month membership fee has helped her get through these tough times...




Tory has worked-- we shot her just a couple of months ago...
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#227292 - 03/08/07 06:13 PM Re: WHAT? No More Dick for the PUMA
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Registered: 02/18/07
Posts: 376
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That's really nice of you Ms Randall

Tory hasn't worked for over a year now and I was beginning to worry for her.

http://www.torylanexxx.com/news/

I just prey that my $30-a-month membership fee has helped her get through these tough times...




She is hooking now also.

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#227293 - 03/08/07 09:47 PM Re: WHAT? No More Dick for the PUMA
Fred Offline
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Registered: 02/16/07
Posts: 80
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Tory has worked-- we shot her just a couple of months ago...




Heh - don't mind me, I was making a lame, bitchy joke about the lack of updates on what is, after all, supposed to be her "official" website. But a "latest news" section that hasn't been updated in over a year is so laughable that it screams TOTAL-RIP-OFF to me...

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She is hooking now also.




You have broken this fanboy's heart; I hope you are happy. The thought of that divine Goddess reluctantly performing in front of groups of sleazy businessmen sickens my soul most profoundly.
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#227294 - 03/08/07 10:01 PM Re: WHAT? No More Dick for the PUMA
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Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3073
Loc: cleanup
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She is hooking now also.




You have broken this fanboy's heart; I hope you are happy. The thought of that divine Goddess reluctantly performing in front of groups of sleazy businessmen sickens my soul most profoundly.



Don't listen to Fuckwhore. He/She/It's a troll, and probably an alt-id for Slackwood.
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#227295 - 03/08/07 11:54 PM Re: WHAT? No More Dick for the PUMA
Calvin Offline
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Registered: 09/11/06
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You have broken this fanboy's heart; I hope you are happy. The thought of that divine Goddess reluctantly performing in front of groups of sleazy businessmen sickens my soul most profoundly.




The same Tori who brags in her Meatholes episode that she used to fuck random patrons in the Hooters bathroom? Romanticize some porners if you want, but Tori is exactly the type I picture gang banging the people who sold the most Hondas last year during the sales retreat. That is her appeal.
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#227296 - 03/09/07 10:37 AM Re: WHAT? No More Dick for the PUMA
safado Offline
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Registered: 04/16/05
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The same Tori who brags in her Meatholes episode that she used to fuck random patrons in the Hooters bathroom? Romanticize some porners if you want, but Tori is exactly the type I picture gang banging the people who sold the most Hondas last year during the sales retreat. That is her appeal.




That makes her even hotter in my opinion

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#227297 - 03/09/07 12:03 PM Re: WHAT? No More Dick for the PUMA
Scurvy Pirate Offline
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Registered: 07/12/06
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tori lane needs a nose job or something

each time i see her in something new, her nose seems to be getting WIDER wtf is up with that, how does that even fucking happen?

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#227298 - 03/09/07 12:08 PM Re: WHAT? No More Dick for the PUMA
big moose Offline
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Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 635
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I am SAD......

Model: Puma Swede









i never saw this woman before.

GOD DAMN.
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#227299 - 03/09/07 12:25 PM Re: WHAT? No More Dick for the PUMA
Fred Offline
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Registered: 02/16/07
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Romanticize some porners if you want...




Oh man, I dig my own grave I guess and I haven't been around long enough for people to have a handle on my posts...

I don't really think Tory Lane is a "divine Goddess", that's ADT Talk. I was giving fuckwhore the outraged fanboy reply he wanted - think Requiem for a Dream a film with an equally mixed message, where you are supposed to feel sorry for the hooker but because of the way the scene is edited, her degradation actually ends up being tremendously

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The same Tori who brags in her Meatholes episode that she used to fuck random patrons in the Hooters bathroom?




I'd love to believe that too - damn you Rule #1
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#227300 - 03/09/07 01:02 PM Re: WHAT? No More Dick for the PUMA
Moxie Offline
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Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
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Quote:


Tory has worked-- we shot her just a couple of months ago...




Heh - don't mind me, I was making a lame, bitchy joke about the lack of updates on what is, after all, supposed to be her "official" website. But a "latest news" section that hasn't been updated in over a year is so laughable that it screams TOTAL-RIP-OFF to me...

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She is hooking now also.




You have broken this fanboy's heart; I hope you are happy. The thought of that divine Goddess reluctantly performing in front of groups of sleazy businessmen sickens my soul most profoundly.




I'm not sure I see your logic. The fact that could actually fuck Tory is troubling you? Do you preffer to watch other guys fuck her? Are you sure you are not gay?
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#227301 - 03/09/07 03:55 PM Re: How did this become a Tory Lane thread?
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Tory has worked-- we shot her just a couple of months ago...




It's just that her website is another non-updated, money-pandering joke from Ben Protzman. Light it up, suck it dry, and watch it fizzle until some sucker offers to buy it's for scrap value.

At least she keeps whoring herself out on Myspace, with titty bar appearances & all. She's still a torrid piece of ass though.

Fred, she's just another gold digger like most whores. Whatever pays the bills, especially if it's something you're good at (i.e. sucking the dick of someone you've only known for 20 minutes), ya know? You're chances of doing anything but wanking to her videos is probably nill, so why get all saddened when you learn the bitter truth about adult performers? Don't get too involved in what the whores do on their off-screen time, it reeks of creepy.

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The same Tori who brags in her Meatholes episode that she used to fuck random patrons in the Hooters bathroom? Romanticize some porners if you want, but Tori is exactly the type I picture gang banging the people who sold the most Hondas last year during the sales retreat. That is her appeal.




Wow Cal, after reading this kind of stuff, it makes me wonder what kind of shit Rick Shameless really did to provoke such an early divorce? Did he have health benefits that she was looking to take advantage of, or what?

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each time i see her in something new, her nose seems to be getting WIDER wtf is up with that, how does that even fucking happen?




I have a suspicion...

She is from Florida, she hangs with Carly Parker. Carly is from Florida, Carly snorts coke (not the soda, dumbass). Law of syllogism perhaps (or is my logic wrong, it's been years since I was in math class). Maybe all that snorting blow is making the nostrils puffy?
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#227302 - 03/09/07 07:42 PM Re: How did this become a Tory Lane thread?
J.B. Offline
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Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3073
Loc: cleanup
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each time i see her in something new, her nose seems to be getting WIDER wtf is up with that, how does that even fucking happen?




I have a suspicion...

She is from Florida, she hangs with Carly Parker. Carly is from Florida, Carly snorts coke (not the soda, dumbass). Law of syllogism perhaps (or is my logic wrong, it's been years since I was in math class). Maybe all that snorting blow is making the nostrils puffy?



Could be. Could also be the Suitcase Pimp.
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#227303 - 03/09/07 10:37 PM Re: How did this become a Tory Lane thread?
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Could be. Could also be the Suitcase Pimp.




Yes, but wouldn't that result in some crookedness, too? I wonder if that whore Mia has any good referals for arhinoplasty?
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#227304 - 03/12/07 09:10 AM Re: WHAT? No More Dick for the PUMA
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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tori lane needs a nose job or something

each time i see her in something new, her nose seems to be getting WIDER wtf is up with that, how does that even fucking happen?




Ask Chico and his heavy hands.
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#227305 - 03/13/07 11:28 AM Re: WHAT? No More Dick for the PUMA
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Puma's got an amazing body-- and a damn fine boob job.

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#227306 - 03/13/07 12:24 PM Re: WHAT? No More Dick for the PUMA
anthropophobiac Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/13/06
Posts: 173
Loc: In front of my monitor...
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Puma's got an amazing body-- and a damn fine boob job.





Sorry to disagree with you, but her orbs look fake as hell. Not Pamela-Peaks-fake but still unnatural and deformed. Disapproved!

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#227307 - 03/14/07 09:08 AM Re: WHAT? No More Dick for the PUMA
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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Puma's got an amazing body-- and a damn fine boob job.





Sorry to disagree with you, but her orbs look fake as hell. Not Pamela-Peaks-fake but still unnatural and deformed. Disapproved!






I agree. "It" looks like one of those fucked up trannies thats got the HIV from Brazil.
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